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Post #AsBgFKDRbsSyxR8Zl2 by [email protected] |
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The two NASA astronauts who were unexpectedly stranded on the space station for… |
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Post #AsBgfYr1o6Gpt4A9Ca by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze I'm sure they have had access to some news, but at least there w… |
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Post #AsBgkKck8uipCTkv20 by [email protected] |
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@charly22 Yes. I WAS JOKING. I AM AWARE THAT THEY WEREN'T COMPLETELY INCOMM… |
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Post #AsBh43i0k4cYWyctXM by [email protected] |
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For the record, I am aware that the astronauts on the space station were not in… |
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Post #AsBhHv8dP7Ju0IgmnI by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Of course I knew that you weren't serious! Funny idea to turn ba… |
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Post #AsBhzzbUABhkavCP3o by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Astronauts: What did Elon do now?Rescue Crew: [.......]Astronauts: O… |
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Post #AsBibEtOHazij6Ko2S by [email protected] |
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@CStamp Yeah I remember that! |
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Post #AsBivTeD8JYEHRsu7E by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Wait, they didn't fall in love?"They’ve been left up ther… |
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Post #AsBivTlIhxDqdRCZAO by [email protected] |
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@kims Oh my god. |
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Post #AsBj88cacRggpkAC4e by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze “Hey, you’re back late.”“Ground’s haunted.”“What?”*a… |
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Post #AsBjLDVBmgeLjdwEdM by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze @kimsWhat is his problem??... 🤔😳 Wait! Never mind... 🙄😏 |
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Post #AsBl84Ww1urY3McB4C by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze I'm picturing the gap in that consisting of the rescue crew exch… |
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Post #AsBlAb0QG18tLzbvge by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze I’m starting to think there should be some sort of entrance exam f… |
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Post #AsBneqOVo7ZxfzQhPc by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze if there was ever a social media site designed for correcting jokes,… |
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Post #AsBnhEn64ZBRv64QHQ by [email protected] |
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@quinn Or telling you it's not funny. |
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Post #AsBnnKLsJI0eu8F1KS by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze 😂😭 |
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Post #AsBnoNV05uvmxG0j4q by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Their situation reminds me of cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev, who acciden… |
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Post #AsBnpSfcLyEZHaUeQa by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze how else will you find out, Matt? |
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Post #AsBoYZCaulwkZXQT0i by [email protected] |
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I still think the ground crew needs to be wearing ape costumes when they let th… |
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Post #AsBoq5DB9phElq3GhE by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Crew: do we have enough delta v to make it to Proxima? |
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Post #AsBp6hT4gmQ43PPVTM by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze there’s your rookie error m80, trying to make a joke around here. … |
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Post #AsBp7uQVzhw4XBn1Oa by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze the spirit of the times could really be represented by the "Spi… |
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Post #AsBpAKX5u4KG521OTY by [email protected] |
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Post #AsBt43XeYumnSkXxZ2 by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze @maxleibman It’s a JOKE son Ah say it’s a JOKE! |
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Post #AsBtbCaBy8rV3iXVKK by [email protected] |
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@wendynather @mattblaze @maxleibman Is this your Foghorn Leghorn impersonation?… |
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Post #AsBtbCgZaPxxNVWbGy by [email protected] |
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@ColesStreetPothole @mattblaze @maxleibman If you had to guess, it probably was… |
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Post #AsBtiHtsb4SLZu7vSi by [email protected] |
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@wendynather @mattblaze @maxleibman Jokes are made better by adding a disclaim… |
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Post #AsBvcxRFRhY4ZrJxNg by [email protected] |
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Post #AsBviFpiTy0r4jI83c by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Send me up there instead, please! 🛸 |
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Post #AsBws6hxMdt9ckvKyG by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze this is how it should go:astronauts: what's been going on?rescue… |
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Post #AsBwtJJPzHp90N1IdU by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Isn't one of them a woman and a minority? I'm shocked Trump… |
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Post #AsBxrIIcsjxHEsFgEC by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Since France wants the Statue of Liberty back, it could make a brief… |
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Post #AsBytaKCvzdDg3eE5Y by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze The rescue crew launched to the ISS on September 28th, 2024. Crew-10… |
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Post #AsBzKb5aCYBlrkghLE by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze How about the point that they're not returning with a “rescue … |
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Post #AsBzKbCfmBrODk0MOO by [email protected] |
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@Chigaze I’m sorry if you were misled by my joke. |
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Post #AsBzUIEv8blIIkg8ps by [email protected] |
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@johnkatos I apologize if you felt misled by my joke. You should probably get y… |
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Post #AsC008NhKJhOzby1Zo by [email protected] |
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@davidnjoku @mattblaze I am so glad theyre coming home, obviously. That Trump w… |
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Post #AsC008U4wanrJOx7WS by [email protected] |
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@BonehouseWasps @davidnjoku if it goes anything like it did with the COVID vacc… |
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Post #AsC1GNyHEOL1vpOEa0 by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze "TELL THEM NOT TO COME BACK!" |
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Post #AsC9YfBAn3AA9BeFvc by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze 😅. Oh, and they landed in the Gulf of Mexico. Just saying. |
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Post #AsCCXOoATIWkwiycHg by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze “A group of illegal immigrants were captured today in their craft … |
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Post #AsCD6I2pbsTQ6ZTMwK by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze https://youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM |
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Post #AsCEWILxBZd4XqNgEC by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze this reminds me of the varying outcomes of the High Orbital Mini-Ear… |
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Post #AsCTh5mfkw4a3oU8TA by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze I wouldn't have used "stranded" because there arebacku… |
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Post #AsCUpiRU0e34EBFXto by [email protected] |
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@bzdev I am sorry if you found yourself misinformed or misled by the wording of… |
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Post #AsCaNvmHR08JCg6zgm by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Hey, Matt, robo-replies don't work (you are sending more or less… |
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Post #AsCbGU0kN7EL0utImG by [email protected] |
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@bzdev Thank you for your kind offer of editorial services for my posts. Howeve… |
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Post #AsCcLmhuO4gWOvAgGu by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze@bzdev Social medium, though. People comment and follow up on jokes w… |
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Post #AsCce7MGLXxJf2mwt6 by [email protected] |
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@skalden @bzdev thank you for the explanation of how social media works. Howeve… |
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Post #AsCdQSsTdlUOIpuUgi by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze Honestly I wouldn't blame them a bit, 😋 |
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Post #AsCgb4PDGbAJS5yFTE by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze this whole "stranded astronauts" rhetoric is pure "sp… |
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Post #AsChVovnTNYzxuGwgC by [email protected] |
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@f4grx No.“Stranded” is a perfectly good word here. If you miss your connec… |
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Post #AsChhc0LMMY1Lh1Okq by [email protected] |
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@f4grx Also, if my joke about stranded astronauts “upset” you and you are n… |
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Post #AsCi5qMbcmokpgzNz6 by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze I'm not denying it's a joke, and a funny one. It's not m… |
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Post #AsCiBwgB3X4e9r3LyC by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze The way this post has been received, and how you’ve had to respond… |
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Post #AsCkNhj2gBbFAA7zVY by [email protected] |
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@rubenerd it is somewhat exhausting, I’ll admit. |
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Post #AsCkxuY0U7iDM3ENUW by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze @bzdev dang man, you get rough comments |
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Post #AsCmPXrIXE1135zkZ6 by [email protected] |
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@mattblazeHello, this is an auto-reply.I am unavailable during this period with… |
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Post #AsCogpfpkfsr8I0HtA by [email protected] |
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@quinn @mattblaze 😂😂😂I apologise on behalf of all my people. I fully r… |
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@falcennial @quinn @mattblaze Well, someone clearly seems to be in a good mood … |
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Post #AsCpKUDqvVb2BapAAa by [email protected] |
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@quinn @mattblaze You know, you just don't get enough Tippex based humour t… |
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Post #AsDJGwXkgXv5ULMI4W by [email protected] |
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@Ratoncita @mattblaze The NASA feed I was watching of the splashdown kept calli… |
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Post #AsEAabOcJbuVGOLRfE by [email protected] |
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@bzdev @mattblaze Bill, as a neutral 3rd party coming across this conversation,… |
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Post #AsEAabUdxCjNZ5AG3c by [email protected] |
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@CStamp @mattblaze Saying I would have used a different term, and then adding a… |
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@bzdev @CStamp @mattblaze what was the different term you suggested? From my re… |
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Post #AsEAabh3D4eiBYyAOe by [email protected] |
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@Womar @CStamp @mattblaze I'd use "delayed" or something similar … |
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Post #AsEAabnQpLlAVLxGLI by [email protected] |
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@bzdev @Womar @CStamp Had it been you telling the joke instead of me, you could… |
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Post #AsEGqTgrKfP3irpZnU by [email protected] |
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@mattblazeThey should have got the ESA to pick them up and drop them off in Eur… |
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Post #AsEigPL9RsJu3GfDOa by [email protected] |
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@mattblaze @Womar @CStamp Hey Matt, I was reading someone else's toot, hit … |
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@bzdev @Womar @CStamp I’m just trying to suggest alternatives to editing the … |
