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Elon Musk's favorite supposed data expert, who he's retweeted at least … |
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Post #As2IeFEd7SaBQWP0Hg by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff I thought the government doesn't use SQL |
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Post #As2KAi6JQr3YAoYYyW by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff I read an article interviewing her recently, and I absolutely loved… |
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Post #As2KZ1Bk7HpiK3ggAC by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff it fits in memory anyway š¤·āāļø |
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Post #As2LKdTBbZoSf0YIC0 by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff You've gotta be doing something specially dumb to have 60k rows… |
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Post #As2LKdaHBDU50zrxFA by [email protected] |
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@LovesTha @molly0xfff whoa whoa whoa, how do your spreadsheets go beyond 65536 … |
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Post #As2LKeM8JHlVPQGAq0 by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff (I was doing something particularly dumb) |
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Post #As2LgvPlZEEmgba4jQ by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Well Im no db-guy, but this sounds like utter BS. |
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Post #As2OqHwrSLRt2gDWsq by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff š 20 years ago brings me to 2005 where my trusty few-years-old s… |
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Post #As2OqI3F4cYLMTCcpU by [email protected] |
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@cubeos @molly0xfff 20 years ago brings me to a web app I made using the Hippar… |
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Post #As2OrnqkKiPWGw4yP2 by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff even excel can do that |
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Post #As2OrnxpuM58cvOdSC by [email protected] |
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@skinnylatte @molly0xfff Seriously, I bet a good programmer could get that work… |
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Post #As2Oro4DWdBawiNjOq by [email protected] |
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@drsbaitso @skinnylatte @molly0xfff maybe its an amiga :D |
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Post #As2P3V6PrQj9bTzDyy by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff or she's working on data on an offline network to avoir data le… |
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Post #As2Pb5N42J8Fe1muzA by [email protected] |
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@SecurityWriter @Viss @drsbaitso @skinnylatte @molly0xfff could probably proces… |
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Post #As2Pi66ngxalxYWZWq by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Maybe she uses XLS files for some time-machine analysis.. |
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Post #As2PjMqYwgXmA4XDge by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Elon's data expert and best friend, perhaps his only true frien… |
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Post #As2Pn3BM04eGKa12kS by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff The *hard-drive* is what overheated? |
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Post #As2Pn3InYObShfUzLs by [email protected] |
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@aspensmonster @molly0xfff yeah, right after she downloaded more RAMz |
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Post #As2PqRRaFgPQRjDyCW by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff lol I remember working on Excel sheets on a PC desktop that had mor… |
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Post #As2PrCAWWvgnMQbVdQ by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Wait, what?How poorly set up is her database that she can only run … |
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Post #As2PrCHc6ZMPiPvAga by [email protected] |
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Even Excel can do better than that@passenger @molly0xfff |
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Post #As2PrCP3etJc5VP7I0 by [email protected] |
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@JessTheUnstill @molly0xfff WaitWaitFuckYou're right!Excel 97-2003 .xls fil… |
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Post #As2PrOCNnqJ4ffZACO by [email protected] |
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@aspensmonster @molly0xfff Claerly Overclocked the HDD from 2700rpm to 5400. An… |
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Post #As2PxnojSzsBrZYtai by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Her query may also have non-linear complexity, 60k rows is nothing. |
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Post #As2Pxnxaw2xiJ3hyPA by [email protected] |
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@buherator @molly0xfff I am suspecting that you have an "excel" data … |
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Post #As2PzyyIxwkF2M4wkq by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff She must be using one of those 50 inch drum memories.Or maybe she u… |
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Post #As2Pzz66Uwz1QXjAuW by [email protected] |
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@jonhendry @molly0xfff Even teenage me managed to handle 14MB of table data on … |
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Post #As2Q111ioJVPhUAZxw by [email protected] |
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@cubeosIndeed, I think forty years is the right timeframe here60k rows was a lo… |
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Post #As2Q34CPzCWU7R9Plo by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff To be fair - she didnāt said how many columns this table has? But… |
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Post #As2Q4rZHv3lrWVhkKO by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff It's got to just be the old Excel limit of 65536 rows, right? T… |
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Post #As2QAUzwkNStGFrSpk by [email protected] |
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@passenger @JessTheUnstill @molly0xfff Chances are they grabbed the data export… |
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Post #As2QAV8oDQYPhk0XeC by [email protected] |
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@mayintoronto @passenger @JessTheUnstill @molly0xfff I suspect that the pdf exp… |
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Post #As2QBfIturPLVtHcNE by [email protected] |
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@passenger @molly0xfff itās such a pathetic lying number, too most multi-year… |
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Post #As2QHukFQ4EP8m3QEC by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff As a professional data toucher,lol |
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Post #As2QHuqd2LKrSZ2WAq by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Back in aught-nine I was feeding 60k rows off Mechanical Turk surve… |
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Post #As2QIZcBSx8ttdb3qq by [email protected] |
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@mayintoronto I remember coming up against these sorts of restrictions with old… |
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Post #As2QIgX7kAFpLyHcR6 by [email protected] |
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@GuillaumeRossolini @molly0xfff custom compiled version of one of the floss spr… |
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Post #As2QIgx0BwxEeEOHlw by [email protected] |
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@GuillaumeRossolini @molly0xfff (yes I saw the /s) |
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Post #As2QNzyStEbv62bbEG by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff I haven't purchased new hardware for 10 years and I don't h… |
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Post #As2QSpP3cWXhl6LYgq by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff processing data in hell require so much extra cooling. š¤·āāļø |
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Post #As2QYkO1BYmBw9gPWS by [email protected] |
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@LovesTha @molly0xfff the old 32-bit Excel limit was 64k, right? Maybe they are… |
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Post #As2QZXphLR25IC0hyC by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff what. |
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Post #As2QbuziCZO5hopHUG by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff 60000 records, like about what an average router from 10 years ago … |
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Post #As2QgluTPB2uyjgqbw by [email protected] |
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@datarama @molly0xfff my friggin' Raspberry Pi can handle a database with 6… |
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Post #As2QhciF5Nkok9NKPA by [email protected] |
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@passenger Perhaps if she moved the hard drive from where she left it on the ra… |
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Post #As2QjY4LJz8kv9d9sG by [email protected] |
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@passenger @molly0xfff "Using unsigned short for row IDs on data that does… |
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Post #As2QpCGVIgpd2E0oQC by [email protected] |
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@ligniform @molly0xfff This is a vile slander on SQL and I will not have it. SQ… |
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Post #As2Qpd2xj92i62ssYy by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff can someone help and say she just has to fill a glass with water an… |
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Post #As2QqRnp1CEdVrC0Xo by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff me when I operate a postgres instance on a memory bank made of 1700… |
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Post #As2Qrb1QE6IiOb6N6G by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfffShe's probably trying to use the blockchainā¢ or something |
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Post #As2QzWyx88fCBPjLYe by [email protected] |
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@ligniform @molly0xfff :blob_fox_bongo: no sql :blob_fox_bongo: only cobol |
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Post #As2R2M2uFOo98LvTW4 by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff She's using the new Tesla-brand hard drive, which shares the un… |
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Post #As2RAfm4mTwYda1JvE by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff " only possible explanation" |
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Post #As2RBERNtPBk9Xbn1s by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff It sounds exactly like something Geordi La Forge would say. Perhap… |
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Post #As2RCA5lXwMGxHwLNw by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff I'm genuinely curious how she knows her hard drive overheated!M… |
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Post #As2RCABnBXB9Fyl9mK by [email protected] |
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@Oggie @molly0xfff Yeah, I've had an nvme drive overheat, but that was with… |
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Post #As2RCAHop801YfZyAi by [email protected] |
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@Andres4NY @molly0xfff Yeah and pretty much every nvme drive is going to cache … |
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Post #As2RD0UMjivvSdqiwq by [email protected] |
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@LovesTha @molly0xfff well... 60 000 rows... With only a "member"/&qu… |
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Post #As2RIRcrGkxx4ZPlTM by [email protected] |
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@SecurityWriter @Viss @drsbaitso @skinnylatte @molly0xfff whilst you play defen… |
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Post #As2RLa5yEhWaD2Wkme by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff How can she do a full run now surely her computer will melt? |
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Post #As2ROzUkG1iLqyk1C4 by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Sounds like an Excel row limit and swapping disk. Nothing that out … |
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Post #As2RRJr3Wz7hZsHrxg by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Elon bought not just the bullshit tweets, but the whole bullshit pl… |
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Post #As2RRv5X67gj3ULSAC by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Haven't heard of a harddrive actually overheating in ages. Eve… |
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Post #As2RS89CXnLZYdA4Bc by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Maybe they're beta-testing some AI-powered new version of Oracl… |
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Post #As2Ra8vDY4TCHBRPtI by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff Bet she uses extra powerful secret AI code rows... |
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Post #As2UOOZ7rMLXBKCKQa by [email protected] |
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@develin @molly0xfff have they removed that limitation yet? I know libreOffice … |
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Post #As2UOOfVTdRzV7BQNE by [email protected] |
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@LovesTha @develin @molly0xfff Both Excel and LibreOffice Calc now support 1048… |
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Post #As2UTZs1FxBxgsVRwW by [email protected] |
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@aspensmonster @molly0xfff I'm guessing he's calling the tower "ha… |
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Post #As2UvAYKyn5vHJSOJM by [email protected] |
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@SecurityWriter @Viss @drsbaitso @skinnylatte @molly0xfff then there is that on… |
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Post #As2Y4nhb5mLDAO4YAi by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff In my 30+ years of working with computers I've never had a &quo… |
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Post #As2ap37mHhsaE8Uzse by [email protected] |
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@GuillaumeRossolini @LovesTha @molly0xfff I've used a spreadsheet where row… |
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Post #As2bPTMODbEQ1KhY92 by [email protected] |
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@armb @LovesTha @molly0xfff yeah thatās a given, but if this person is using … |
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Post #As2lCRb6SZHEKZ0fi4 by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff something tells me the ādata republicanā is only good at the re… |
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Post #As2mWZzd3STM7Be9su by [email protected] |
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@hellpie You have 170000 floppy disks in use? Pic or didn't happen! ;) @mo… |
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Post #As2mWa60fjZoQydFpY by [email protected] |
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@fasnix @molly0xfff no but i also don't use claude or grok, i can write cod… |
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Post #As2mc3BNxKIw5okpm4 by [email protected] |
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@passenger @molly0xfff I mean it's technically possible to thrash your hard… |
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@passenger I used to have to pull like 5 of these exports from all sorts of dif… |
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@mayintoronto @passenger That reminded me of a late 90s gig where we built a sy… |
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@passenger @molly0xfff seriously, you could rip through 60,000 line flat files … |
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Post #As2mlcWpuSoUK4Lq2S by [email protected] |
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@LovesTha Yeah, 64-bit always had a higher limit, so current Excel supports up … |
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Post #As2mm4oAlbJm1wg4wq by [email protected] |
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@tobi82 @molly0xfff in the occasional LAN Party@home Group we had a guy with a … |
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@lerxst @passenger @molly0xfff My son's thesis processing read the metadata… |
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Post #As2mqB0LfdyoPGKOBs by [email protected] |
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@molly0xfff also, this reply captures the X vibe perfectly: |
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@buherator @molly0xfff Feels like AI Chatbots making up stories. |
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@buherator @molly0xfff Got that blue checkmark, of course. |
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@Gurre @molly0xfff If he could only replace his lawyers with AI, then he could … |
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@develin @LovesTha @molly0xfff right but this person probably wasn't born i… |
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Post #As2n0hZfQrdeJbrnlI by [email protected] |
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@Jplonie @SecurityWriter @Viss @drsbaitso @skinnylatte @molly0xfff And download… |
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@mayintoronto Ooof! That reordering and renaming must have hurt.One of my first… |
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@buherator @molly0xfff 60k rows is a telltale Excel mark, so either they try lo… |
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@molly0xfff This is because her database is on chain. Not only does each query … |
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@SecurityWriter@molly0xfff "run" is also a word which you would use … |
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@molly0xfff WtF, I just ran 4M lines of CSV last night on a Fkn Arduino (Due) |
