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Post #ApK7tUVnDYEXzBbDJA by [email protected] |
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How do you annoy a software developer in one sentence? 🤔 |
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Post #ApK7zGFBB7f5TKa07E by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Tabs is much better than spaces. |
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Post #ApK81Z0wMUEwGa19H6 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft can you fix this bug asap? |
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Post #ApK8FxvqVxlnbNVBoW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft “hi” |
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Post #ApK8LUntj2DV03QBXs by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Make it do the thing" |
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Post #ApK8Lx0crJ2ETdakGu by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft We (management) has moved the deadline up a month, but with no additi… |
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Post #ApK8S1HzrGLJUObvY8 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft just say anything to them while they're programming 😖 |
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Post #ApK8UzAwAq1dnmit5k by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Strange GUI. |
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Post #ApK8YFP6IFNb0Cu3DE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Now put it on kubernetes" |
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Post #ApK8cqNAmmBColC2HA by [email protected] |
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@rtn @nixCraft blocked & reported |
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Post #ApK8cqUyJmPzCwqGQq by [email protected] |
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@bazkie @rtn 😂 |
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Post #ApK91SuFAfM7HEOzgW by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "just add that simple feature, it should take you some minutes&q… |
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Post #ApK94Q4WAJJFM5cHbc by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I thought it would be faster and it still doesn't ____. |
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Post #ApK9ACHgLAYaKaWqpM by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Engineering - "It's going to take one month to build this.&q… |
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Post #ApKA4NR04SY386fyPg by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft « Build an #OpenBSD release for monday » |
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Post #ApKBCQSanzMAmhp4M4 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Pretty much anything that begins with "Why don't you just.… |
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Post #ApKBJRMxp6K7dDXDTU by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft You really found a hornets nest here lmao 🤣 |
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Post #ApKBaVUJlOqpKP71pA by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft “customer just added a new requirement…” |
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Post #ApKCBaLydXCl8HtKVM by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Let's have a meeting. |
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Post #ApKDCXphar4nYiogD2 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Literally any sentence with the word "priority" in it. |
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Post #ApKFodly9pcmtSMbgG by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft (product owner, confidently) that should be really easy |
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Post #ApKJKX4UuKFzEtvea0 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft works on my machine |
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Post #ApKMK9FNmmofDBWqG0 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft File a QA report that complains they're storing stuff in /tmp and… |
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Post #ApKRk7aB64GvLhSZbE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Can you fix my computer? |
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Post #ApKTLaqNMoYIlnT5Xc by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft PM 😁 |
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Post #ApKUMYIgPPI17pjJ2G by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Aah, here's my favourite IT guy! I have problem with ny lap… |
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Post #ApKUTrf0pJJdCGf2ES by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "Hey, are you a programmer? Can you fix my printer?" |
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Post #ApKY9NJ6MzKN5AtiU4 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I’m turning project management over to the Marketing Department |
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Post #ApKbjS2WYEMk322OlE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "I only have a short question" |
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Post #ApKeiRFAKE9n9T9wGG by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft finally everything is fine! Now just use a different language |
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Post #ApKfWji1wduItue18i by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft use C |
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Post #ApL16uA0f9EWmForJo by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft @bazkie @rtn Tabs is much better than spaces because when you comment… |
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Post #ApL1yLgV3kkVUPV5Q8 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft JavaScript is like Java for the web |
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Post #ApLIJtpSu8LgjczYm0 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft "We can use Jira for that." |
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Post #ApLKqRRHg88q9KKIc4 by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft It sure isn't that comlex. |
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Post #ApLKsFh6JhLGIoaVoe by [email protected] |
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@aapis @nixCraft People still try this and I will not stop ignoring this. The s… |
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Post #ApLKsFvdRey51tO7TE by [email protected] |
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@MirkoDziadzka @nixCraft if we wanted to talk to people instead of computers al… |
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Post #ApLWTr0BfX3sDleEBE by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft Releae it now, I don't care about.... |
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Post #ApLjpc13MknJW9l5Ae by [email protected] |
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@nixCraft I'm not just a software developer ; I'm a software engineer, … |
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Post #ApLriY2cXq62nRdNFg by [email protected] |
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@nixCraftCan you fix my printer ? |
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Post #AvJtuUMplQGYNviJBw by [email protected] |
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@voyager @nixCraft "This is your top priority" |
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Post #AvJtv7KMuWT1DZrOGO by [email protected] |
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@xentropy @voyager @nixCraft > "This is your top priority"Now thi… |
