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| How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: Thitpualso Date: May 29, 2018, 5:13 pm | |
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| A thread like this was fairly successful on the old boards. We | |
| could have a bit of fun with it here. | |
| For those who may not know, Mondergreens are amusing mistakes in | |
| hearing song lyrics. The name supposedly comes from the | |
| Scottish ballad �Sir Patrick Spens�. The line in question was | |
| �They killed Sir Patrick Spens and laid him on the green�. | |
| Over generations, the line often became, �They killed Sir | |
| Patrick Spens and Lady Mondergreen�. | |
| We all know these things. �Gladly the cross-eyed bear� for | |
| �Gladly the cross i�d Bear� is a classic many of us know from | |
| Sunday school. | |
| One of my favorites is from �Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds�. The | |
| line, �The girl with kaleidoscope eyes� becomes �The girl with | |
| colitis goes by�. | |
| My mother loved the song �Only the Lonely� but wondered why such | |
| a nice song had a silly name. She thought it was titled �Tony | |
| Baloney�. | |
| You know many others like this. Pull up a chair. Get your | |
| snack and beverage of choice and let�s have a good laugh. | |
| #Post#: 3897-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: Moonie Date: May 29, 2018, 9:37 pm | |
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| My oldest grandson was riding with me one day and Taylor Swift's | |
| "Our Song" came on. In the chorus she sings, "Our song is a | |
| slamming screen door." He sang it as, "Our song is as lame as | |
| creamed corn." ;D | |
| #Post#: 3906-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: Gladly Date: May 30, 2018, 2:53 am | |
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| My mother mentioned that she'd heard a song on the radio that I | |
| liked in my teens "Wake me up with some cocoa" | |
| Wham's Wake Me Up Before You Go Go! | |
| #Post#: 3911-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: Hanna Date: May 30, 2018, 5:50 am | |
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| �I�m not talking bout the linens� instead of �I�m not talking | |
| bout moving in� from England Dan �I�d really like to see you | |
| tonight� | |
| #Post#: 4120-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: Chez Miriam Date: June 1, 2018, 11:23 am | |
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| "Anne-Marie's an elephant, playing in the band" instead of | |
| "Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band" on "Lookin� | |
| Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival. I think my | |
| husband used to hear "Bain-maries and elephants..." | |
| I'm going to enjoy this thread! | |
| #Post#: 4139-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: jpcher Date: June 1, 2018, 3:55 pm | |
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| The song "By the Time I Get to Phoenix" . . . My mother listened | |
| to Englebert Humperdink* while I was growing up. I know there | |
| are other artists who sang this song. | |
| One day (I was maybe 10 or so) I started singing the words, | |
| which I thought I knew well! | |
| I sang "By the time I pick up a cookie . . ." | |
| My mother couldn't stop laughing and I didn't understand why | |
| until she explained the real words . . . | |
| "By the time I make Albuquerque . . ." | |
| *Side note: When my mother was 16, living in Austria during the | |
| ending of WWII she had a sweet crush on a farmer boy who's name | |
| was Engelbert Mosbrucker. She said that anybody with a name like | |
| that was well worth listening to! ;D | |
| #Post#: 4143-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: MMHou Date: June 1, 2018, 5:22 pm | |
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| [quote author=Hanna link=topic=295.msg3911#msg3911 | |
| date=1527677431] | |
| �I�m not talking bout the linens� instead of �I�m not talking | |
| bout moving in� from England Dan �I�d really like to see you | |
| tonight� | |
| [/quote] | |
| I always thought it was �talking bout the linens� too, until a | |
| friend told me I was singing it wrong. She then told me it was | |
| �talking bout religion,� so I started singing it that way! | |
| #Post#: 4148-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: Hanna Date: June 1, 2018, 6:24 pm | |
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| [quote author=MMHou link=topic=295.msg4143#msg4143 | |
| date=1527891770] | |
| [quote author=Hanna link=topic=295.msg3911#msg3911 | |
| date=1527677431] | |
| �I�m not talking bout the linens� instead of �I�m not talking | |
| bout moving in� from England Dan �I�d really like to see you | |
| tonight� | |
| [/quote] | |
| I always thought it was �talking bout the linens� too, until a | |
| friend told me I was singing it wrong. She then told me it was | |
| �talking bout religion,� so I started singing it that way! | |
| [/quote] | |
| I actually always thought it was �I�m not talking bout the | |
| limit� when I was little. | |
| #Post#: 4149-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: Hanna Date: June 1, 2018, 6:27 pm | |
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| This is one of my all time favorites. Yellow Ledbetter video by | |
| Misheardlyricsguy. | |
| https://youtu.be/xLd22ha_-VU | |
| #Post#: 4200-------------------------------------------------- | |
| Re: How About Some Mondergreens? | |
| By: jpcher Date: June 2, 2018, 12:02 pm | |
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| ^ That's too funny! Now I have to go and look up the real lyrics | |
| because what the subtitles said sounded exactly like what was | |
| sung! ;D | |
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