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| Resolution | |
| January 01st, 2020 | |
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| I've got a little history [0,1] of making new years resolution | |
| posts on this phlog. I suppose I'll continue the trend. Three | |
| years in a row makes it a tradition, wouldn't you say? | |
| [0] Resolution (2018) | |
| [1] Resolution (2019) | |
| In 2018 I resolved that I'd try to avoid time traps and spend time | |
| on things that matter. I picked up a few new hobbies and did | |
| pretty well with the effort. In 2019 I taught the phlogosphere | |
| about my buddy's ridiculous resolutions and said that it would be | |
| the year I was impeached. While I didn't manage to get impeached, | |
| at least someone did. | |
| This year I haven't really been thinking about it much, so as the | |
| fireworks go BANG in the background I'll do some real-time | |
| pondering. Perhaps it might be a good opportunity to affect some | |
| sort of ridiculous word usage, like 'whilst' or 'whomst'. That's | |
| pretty saucy, but is it resolution material? What about something | |
| more serious and purposeful, like de-googling completely. But one | |
| of my contract gigs uses Google apps for everything, so that's | |
| probably out. I could pick one of my hobbies, like yarn spinning, | |
| and set a public goal. That might be good. | |
| I should probably start with the silliness, though. Those come to | |
| me more easily anyway. Lets see... what's something that would be | |
| impossible for me but is definitely attainable by SOMEONE. Hmmm... | |
| I've got it! | |
| 2020 will be the year Taylor Swift releases an album featuring ME! | |
| Perfect. I'll just practice my hip-hop stylings by singing my own | |
| name over the start of her songs. This is gonna be bangin'. | |
| As for a real resolution, I could stand to burn some weight, pray | |
| more, eat better, walk more. That's all a constant goal, though. | |
| It doesn't need a special new year kickoff. | |
| I think 2020 will borrow some sentiment from 2018 and a bit from | |
| Dune. This will be the year of my Butlerian Jihad, if you will. | |
| I don't want the computer to be my default place to hang out. As | |
| much as I love you guys, it's an easy trap for me here in Iceland. | |
| I don't need to work to inculturate, practice my language skills, | |
| or any of that jazz. I am instantly connected to everyone and it's | |
| too easy to let that fill my day. | |
| So there it is, my 2020 Resolution is "Thou shalt not make | |
| a machine in the likeness of a human mind". In this case I'll use | |
| a (very) liberal interpretation of that to mean my own mind shall | |
| not be trapped by machines. (Yeah, yeah, I know that's not what it | |
| means. Shuddup!) | |
| Never fear, dear gopherites. I still work on the computer and will | |
| surely be around plenty even with this goal. It's inevitable. |