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resolutions | |
December 25th, 2018 | |
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A friend came up with a brilliant way to handle New Year | |
resolutions when we were in college. He decided that he would | |
resolve to do something or accomplish something that is definitely | |
attainable by SOMEONE, just not YOU. It makes for a fun resolution | |
that's also kinda hard to come up with. Here's a few we've had | |
over the years: | |
- This year I will break the sound barrier. | |
- This year I'll be given the KEY to the CITY! | |
- This year I'm going to kiss the Queen of England. | |
With that in mind, I'd like to let you all know that 2019 is going | |
to be an epic year for me. How epic, you ask? Well... | |
This year, I'm going to be impeached. |