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| resolutions | |
| December 25th, 2018 | |
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| A friend came up with a brilliant way to handle New Year | |
| resolutions when we were in college. He decided that he would | |
| resolve to do something or accomplish something that is definitely | |
| attainable by SOMEONE, just not YOU. It makes for a fun resolution | |
| that's also kinda hard to come up with. Here's a few we've had | |
| over the years: | |
| - This year I will break the sound barrier. | |
| - This year I'll be given the KEY to the CITY! | |
| - This year I'm going to kiss the Queen of England. | |
| With that in mind, I'd like to let you all know that 2019 is going | |
| to be an epic year for me. How epic, you ask? Well... | |
| This year, I'm going to be impeached. |