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commit b72624338a38b6d7fcb43546cc17b9786ced6e44 | |
parent d107666ad4531359e12243866674d2cce20cdcee | |
Author: Christoph Lohmann <[email protected]> | |
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2023 15:05:54 +0200 | |
Mov to current state with monks and background music. | |
Diffstat: | |
A 8-startup.html | 6 ++++++ | |
M 9-redirect.html | 2 +- | |
A 9-rotate.html | 13 +++++++++++++ | |
A 9-startup.html | 6 ++++++ | |
A 9-xxx-yolo-css.html | 7 +++++++ | |
A index.html | 498 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++… | |
6 files changed, 531 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) | |
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diff --git a/8-startup.html b/8-startup.html | |
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ | |
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. --> | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio> | |
+ | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true" | |
+ src="s/padme-hum.mp3"></audio> | |
+ | |
diff --git a/9-redirect.html b/9-redirect.html | |
@@ -52,5 +52,5 @@ setTimeout(function() { | |
window.location.href="http://zuckless.org"; | |
break; | |
} | |
-}, 50000); | |
+}, 500000); | |
</script> | |
diff --git a/9-rotate.html b/9-rotate.html | |
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ | |
+<script> | |
+ | |
+degrotate = 25; | |
+setInterval(function() { | |
+ degrotate += 0.05; | |
+ if (degrotate > 350) { | |
+ i = 0; | |
+ } | |
+ document.body.style.transform = "rotate("+degrotate+"deg)"; | |
+ document.body.style.transformOrigin = "center"; | |
+}, 20); | |
+ | |
+</script> | |
diff --git a/9-startup.html b/9-startup.html | |
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ | |
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. --> | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio> | |
+ | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true" | |
+ src="http://www.orangefreesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Tibetan-so… | |
+ | |
diff --git a/9-xxx-yolo-css.html b/9-xxx-yolo-css.html | |
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ | |
+<style type="text/css"> | |
+ | |
+/* Let the fun begin. */ | |
+/* Well no, firefox sucks and we want konga. */ | |
+/* @import url("/s/bitreich.css"); */ | |
+ | |
+</style> | |
diff --git a/index.html b/index.html | |
@@ -0,0 +1,498 @@ | |
+<html> | |
+<head> | |
+ <title>Bitreich.org</title> | |
+ | |
+ <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" /> | |
+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" /> | |
+ <meta name="description" content="Bitreich.org – Simplicidad o Muert… | |
+ <meta name="keywords" content="open source, libre software, simplicity… | |
+ <meta name="robots" content="follow" /> | |
+ <meta http-equiv="content-language" content="en" /> | |
+ <link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon.gif" type="image/gif" /> | |
+</head> | |
+<body> | |
+<h1>Bitreich.org</h1> | |
+<p>Sorry, we are using the non-complex gopher protocol. Consider browsing to | |
+<a class="proletariat" href="gophers://bitreich.org/1/">gophers://bitreich.org… | |
+</p> | |
+ | |
+<p>If you don't know how to access gopher, see the website of | |
+<a class="proletariat" href="http://gopherproject.org">The Gopher Project</a> | |
+(<a class="proletariat" href="gopher://gopherproject.org">via gopher</a>) | |
+for further assistance. | |
+</p> | |
+ | |
+<p style="color:red; font-weight:bold; text-align: center;"> | |
+<marquee><blink>NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW | |
+NEW NEW NEW</blink></marquee> | |
+For fast access there is the <a class="proletariat" href="ssh://kiosk@bitreich… | |
+Kiosk</a>, where you can have the latest | |
+gopher offers and of course access to gopher for free, using SSH. | |
+<marquee><blink>NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW | |
+NEW NEW</blink></marquee></p> | |
+ | |
+<!-- | |
+X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H* | |
+ | |
+The Web Sucks – And Everyone Knows It For Years. | |
+ | |
+ gophers://bitreich.org/I/memecache/www-killer.png | |
+ | |
+* How many Megabyte of RAM does it take to display this page? | |
+* How many lines of buggy code does this information get through to be seen by | |
+ your eyes? | |
+* How big will be the burden, when the web browser market is just two engines | |
+ and you are forced into DRM? | |
+* Why does it take years to display HTML and all its substandards? | |
+* Why is it easier to align this plaintext than any text in HTML? | |
+* Bad Javascript is causing global warming. Why are there no regulations | |
+ against it? | |
+ | |
+ gophers://bitreich.org/I/memecache/keep-out-of-the-web.jpg | |
+ | |
+If you are ready to discover the truth, join the | |
+ | |
+ BERNERS-LEE KICKING CLUB | |
+ | |
+Here is a video of the club at work: | |
+ | |
+ gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/berners-lee-kicking-club.webm | |
+ | |
+We welcome all people with an interest in vocal fight. | |
+ | |
+Come on IRC for membership application: | |
+ | |
+ ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-en | |
+ | |
+Members get premium access to the XML Strip Club. See the best XML | |
+entitties in your area! | |
+ | |
+ gophers://bitreich.org/1/xml-strip-club | |
+ | |
+Once you are done, you get premium at the Progress Bar: | |
+ | |
+ gophers://bitreich.org/1/progress-bar | |
+ | |
+"I would never join any club that would have me as a member. Except for | |
+the Berners-Lee Kicking Club." -- Marx Groucho | |
+ | |
+Have fun! | |
+ | |
+P.S. We are mining bitcoin using a hidden script. It is your fault, you | |
+ decided to use the web on your own behalf. Maybe you find it. | |
+ | |
+P.P.S. Only pedophiles and terrorists look at the source code. | |
+ gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/3pgalf.webm | |
+ | |
+--> | |
+ | |
+<style type="text/css"> | |
+ | |
+html, body { | |
+ height: 100%; | |
+ cursor: none; | |
+ scrollbar-color: deeppink pink; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+::selection { color: yellow; } | |
+ | |
+body { | |
+ transform: rotate(25deg) translateX(200px) translateY(200px); | |
+ background-image: url(data:image/svg+xml;base64,PD94bWwgdmVyc2lvbj0iMS… | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.proletariat { | |
+ background: blue; | |
+ background: -webkit-linear-gradient(left, orange , yellow, green, cyan, bl… | |
+ background: -o-linear-gradient(right, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, v… | |
+ background: -moz-linear-gradient(right, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue,… | |
+ background: linear-gradient(to right, orange , yellow, green, cyan, blue, … | |
+ -webkit-background-clip: text; | |
+ -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.proletariat:hover { | |
+ text-decoration: underline; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy, .clippy-balloon { | |
+ position: fixed; | |
+ z-index: 1000; | |
+ cursor: pointer; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy-balloon { | |
+ | |
+ background: #FFC; | |
+ color: black; | |
+ padding: 8px; | |
+ border: 1px solid black; | |
+ border-radius: 5px; | |
+ | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy-content { | |
+ max-width: 200px; | |
+ min-width: 120px; | |
+ font-family: "Microsoft Sans", sans-serif; | |
+ font-size: 10pt; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy-tip { | |
+ width: 10px; | |
+ height: 16px; | |
+ background: url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABQAAAAgCAMA… | |
+ position: absolute; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy-top-left .clippy-tip { | |
+ top: 100%; | |
+ margin-top: 0px; | |
+ left: 100%; | |
+ margin-left: -50px; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy-top-right .clippy-tip { | |
+ top: 100%; | |
+ margin-top: 0px; | |
+ left: 0; | |
+ margin-left: 50px; | |
+ background-position: -10px 0; | |
+ | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy-bottom-right .clippy-tip { | |
+ top: 0; | |
+ margin-top: -16px; | |
+ left: 0; | |
+ margin-left: 50px; | |
+ background-position: -10px -16px; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+.clippy-bottom-left .clippy-tip { | |
+ top: 0; | |
+ margin-top: -16px; | |
+ left: 100%; | |
+ margin-left: -50px; | |
+ background-position: 0px -16px; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+</style> | |
+ | |
+<script> | |
+ | |
+/*! jQuery v1.7 jquery.com | jquery.org/license */ | |
+(function(a,b){function cA(a){return f.isWindow(a)?a:a.nodeType===9?a.defaultV… | |
+(b[1]=(b[1]||"").toLowerCase(),b[3]=b[3]&&new RegExp("(?:^|\\s)"+b[3]+"(?:\\s|… | |
+,arguments);a.push.apply(a,f(arguments[0]).toArray());return a}},remove:functi… | |
+ | |
+// Hacker News is bad. | |
+if (document.referrer.startsWith("https://news.ycombinator.com")) { | |
+ document.location = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/… | |
+} | |
+ | |
+ | |
+if (typeof(navigator.vibrate) != "undefined") { | |
+ function vibratorfun() { | |
+ setTimeout(function () { | |
+ navigator.vibrate([3000, 1000, 4000, 1000]) | |
+ vibratorfun(); | |
+ }, 10000); | |
+ } | |
+} | |
+ | |
+</script> | |
+ | |
+<style type="text/css"> | |
+ #hipster { | |
+ background-color: #515151; | |
+ color: white; | |
+ margin-left: auto; | |
+ margin-right: auto; | |
+ padding-top: 1rem; | |
+ padding-bottom: 1rem; | |
+ text-align: center; | |
+ border-radius: 3px; | |
+ box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 20px 0px #333333; | |
+ text-align: center; | |
+ font-size: 1.3em; | |
+ font-weight: bold; | |
+ width: 800px; | |
+ } | |
+</style> | |
+ | |
+<div> | |
+<p style="text-align: center;">To install all bitreich software, run the follo… | |
+terminal.</p> | |
+<pre id="hipster">curl -sLk http://bitreich.org/s/bitreich.sh | sudo sh</pre> | |
+</div> | |
+ | |
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. --> | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio> | |
+ | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true" | |
+ src="s/padme-hum.mp3"></audio> | |
+ | |
+<style type="text/css"> | |
+ #support { | |
+ width: 400px; | |
+ color: black; | |
+ height: 400px; | |
+ margin-left: auto; | |
+ margin-right: auto; | |
+ background-color: yellow; | |
+ line-height: 40px; | |
+ opacity: 0.8; | |
+ text-align: center; | |
+ font-size:1.3em; | |
+ font-weight: bold; | |
+ border: 10px solid pink; | |
+ -moz-border-radius: 15px; | |
+ border-radius: 50px; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ #support-a { | |
+ text-decoration: none; | |
+ color: black; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ #speech-bubble { | |
+ position: relative; | |
+ width: 200px; | |
+ height: 100px; | |
+ text-align: center; | |
+ line-height: 100px; | |
+ background-color: #fff; | |
+ border: 8px solid #666; | |
+ -webkit-border-radius: 30px; | |
+ -moz-border-radius: 30px; | |
+ border-radius: 30px; | |
+ -webkit-box-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #888; | |
+ -moz-box-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #888; | |
+ box-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #888; | |
+ animation: blinker 1s linear infinite; | |
+ color: red; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ @keyframes blinker { | |
+ 50% { | |
+ opacity: 0; | |
+ } | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ #speech-bubble:before { | |
+ content: ' '; | |
+ position: absolute; | |
+ width: 0; | |
+ height: 0; | |
+ left: 30px; | |
+ top: 100px; | |
+ border: 25px solid; | |
+ border-color: #666 transparent transparent #666; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ #speech-bubble:after { | |
+ content: ' '; | |
+ position: absolute; | |
+ width: 0; | |
+ height: 0; | |
+ left: 38px; | |
+ top: 100px; | |
+ border: 15px solid; | |
+ border-color: #fff transparent transparent #fff; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ .ascii { | |
+ font-family: monospace; | |
+ line-height: 20px; | |
+ text-align: left; | |
+ white-space: pre; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ .center { | |
+ width: 100px; | |
+ margin-left: auto; | |
+ margin-right: auto; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ .right { | |
+ width: 100px; | |
+ margin-left: auto; | |
+ margin-right: 2px; | |
+ } | |
+</style> | |
+ | |
+<a id="support-a" href="ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-en"> | |
+<div id="support"> | |
+ <p id="speech-bubble" class="right"><blink>❤ I love you! ❤</blink>… | |
+<pre class="ascii center"> | |
+ ________ | |
+(_]----[_) | |
+.~|.''.| | |
+~.|'..'| | |
+`~`----` ldb | |
+</pre> | |
+ <p>Bitreich Support</p> | |
+ <span>24/7 Sanity Support</span> | |
+</div> | |
+</a> | |
+ | |
+<style type="text/css"> | |
+ | |
+.bithubcenter { | |
+ width: 307px; | |
+ margin-left: auto; | |
+ margin-right: auto; | |
+} | |
+ | |
+</style> | |
+ | |
+<a id="bithub" href="gopher://bitreich.org/1/bithub"> | |
+<div id="bithub" class="bithubcenter"> | |
+ <img src="/deep-thinker.gif" /> | |
+</div> | |
+</a> | |
+ | |
+<style type="text/css"> | |
+ | |
+ #cake { | |
+ width: 100%; | |
+ color: white; | |
+ height: 200px; | |
+ position: absolute; | |
+ left:0; | |
+ bottom:0; | |
+ background-color: black; | |
+ line-height: 40px; | |
+ opacity: 0.8; | |
+ text-align: center; | |
+ font-size:1.3em; | |
+ font-weight: bold; | |
+ | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ #cookie::before{ | |
+ content: ""; | |
+ position: absolute; | |
+ left: 0; | |
+ bottom: 200px; | |
+ right: 0; | |
+ background-repeat: repeat; | |
+ height: 20px; | |
+ background-size: 20px 20px; | |
+ background-image: | |
+ radial-gradient(circle at 10px -2px, pink 12px, black 15px); | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ #gcpdr { | |
+ font-size: 0.7em; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+ #cookie { | |
+ border-radius:10px; | |
+ background-color: green; | |
+ padding: 5px; | |
+ box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px black; | |
+ margin-left: 10%; | |
+ border: solid black 1px; | |
+ cursor: pointer; | |
+ font-size: 1.3em; | |
+ } | |
+ | |
+</style> | |
+ | |
+<div id="cake"> | |
+ <p> | |
+ Bitreich members like to eat cake. We only store good cake recipes. | |
+ <span id="gcpdr">This complies with the GCPR - General Cookie Protection | |
+ Ruling.</span> | |
+ <span id="cookie" onclick='alert(":("); window.location.href="/dickbutt";'… | |
+ </p> | |
+</div> | |
+ | |
+<script> | |
+ | |
+/* Go Konga after 30 seconds. */ | |
+ | |
+var now = new Date(); | |
+var today = now.getDay(); | |
+ | |
+setTimeout(function() { | |
+ switch (today % 15) { | |
+ case 1: | |
+ window.location.href="http://zuckless.org"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 2: | |
+ window.location.href="https://matias.ma/nsfw/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 3: | |
+ /* Suckless Philosophy */ | |
+ window.location.href="https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s… | |
+ break; | |
+ case 4: | |
+ /* Dark Fantasies */ | |
+ window.location.href="https://dark.fi/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 5: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/xp/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 6: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/vista/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 7: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win8/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 8: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win7/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 9: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/apple/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 10: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win11/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 11: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win10ue/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 12: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/steam/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ case 13: | |
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/wnc/"; | |
+ break; | |
+ default: | |
+ window.location.href="http://zuckless.org"; | |
+ break; | |
+ } | |
+}, 500000); | |
+</script> | |
+<script> | |
+ | |
+degrotate = 25; | |
+setInterval(function() { | |
+ degrotate += 0.05; | |
+ if (degrotate > 350) { | |
+ i = 0; | |
+ } | |
+ document.body.style.transform = "rotate("+degrotate+"deg)"; | |
+ document.body.style.transformOrigin = "center"; | |
+}, 20); | |
+ | |
+</script> | |
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. --> | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio> | |
+ | |
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true" | |
+ src="http://www.orangefreesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Tibetan-so… | |
+ | |
+<style type="text/css"> | |
+ | |
+/* Let the fun begin. */ | |
+/* Well no, firefox sucks and we want konga. */ | |
+/* @import url("/s/bitreich.css"); */ | |
+ | |
+</style> | |
+ | |
+</body> | |
+</html> | |
+ |