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commit b72624338a38b6d7fcb43546cc17b9786ced6e44
parent d107666ad4531359e12243866674d2cce20cdcee
Author: Christoph Lohmann <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2023 15:05:54 +0200
Mov to current state with monks and background music.
Diffstat:
A 8-startup.html | 6 ++++++
M 9-redirect.html | 2 +-
A 9-rotate.html | 13 +++++++++++++
A 9-startup.html | 6 ++++++
A 9-xxx-yolo-css.html | 7 +++++++
A index.html | 498 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++…
6 files changed, 531 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
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diff --git a/8-startup.html b/8-startup.html
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. -->
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio>
+
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true"
+ src="s/padme-hum.mp3"></audio>
+
diff --git a/9-redirect.html b/9-redirect.html
@@ -52,5 +52,5 @@ setTimeout(function() {
window.location.href="http://zuckless.org";
break;
}
-}, 50000);
+}, 500000);
</script>
diff --git a/9-rotate.html b/9-rotate.html
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+<script>
+
+degrotate = 25;
+setInterval(function() {
+ degrotate += 0.05;
+ if (degrotate > 350) {
+ i = 0;
+ }
+ document.body.style.transform = "rotate("+degrotate+"deg)";
+ document.body.style.transformOrigin = "center";
+}, 20);
+
+</script>
diff --git a/9-startup.html b/9-startup.html
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. -->
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio>
+
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true"
+ src="http://www.orangefreesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Tibetan-so…
+
diff --git a/9-xxx-yolo-css.html b/9-xxx-yolo-css.html
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+<style type="text/css">
+
+/* Let the fun begin. */
+/* Well no, firefox sucks and we want konga. */
+/* @import url("/s/bitreich.css"); */
+
+</style>
diff --git a/index.html b/index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,498 @@
+<html>
+<head>
+ <title>Bitreich.org</title>
+
+ <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+ <meta name="description" content="Bitreich.org – Simplicidad o Muert…
+ <meta name="keywords" content="open source, libre software, simplicity…
+ <meta name="robots" content="follow" />
+ <meta http-equiv="content-language" content="en" />
+ <link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon.gif" type="image/gif" />
+</head>
+<body>
+<h1>Bitreich.org</h1>
+<p>Sorry, we are using the non-complex gopher protocol. Consider browsing to
+<a class="proletariat" href="gophers://bitreich.org/1/">gophers://bitreich.org…
+</p>
+
+<p>If you don't know how to access gopher, see the website of
+<a class="proletariat" href="http://gopherproject.org">The Gopher Project</a>
+(<a class="proletariat" href="gopher://gopherproject.org">via gopher</a>)
+for further assistance.
+</p>
+
+<p style="color:red; font-weight:bold; text-align: center;">
+<marquee><blink>NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
+NEW NEW NEW</blink></marquee>
+For fast access there is the <a class="proletariat" href="ssh://kiosk@bitreich…
+Kiosk</a>, where you can have the latest
+gopher offers and of course access to gopher for free, using SSH.
+<marquee><blink>NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
+NEW NEW</blink></marquee></p>
+
+<!--
+X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
+
+The Web Sucks – And Everyone Knows It For Years.
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/I/memecache/www-killer.png
+
+* How many Megabyte of RAM does it take to display this page?
+* How many lines of buggy code does this information get through to be seen by
+ your eyes?
+* How big will be the burden, when the web browser market is just two engines
+ and you are forced into DRM?
+* Why does it take years to display HTML and all its substandards?
+* Why is it easier to align this plaintext than any text in HTML?
+* Bad Javascript is causing global warming. Why are there no regulations
+ against it?
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/I/memecache/keep-out-of-the-web.jpg
+
+If you are ready to discover the truth, join the
+
+ BERNERS-LEE KICKING CLUB
+
+Here is a video of the club at work:
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/berners-lee-kicking-club.webm
+
+We welcome all people with an interest in vocal fight.
+
+Come on IRC for membership application:
+
+ ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-en
+
+Members get premium access to the XML Strip Club. See the best XML
+entitties in your area!
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/1/xml-strip-club
+
+Once you are done, you get premium at the Progress Bar:
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/1/progress-bar
+
+"I would never join any club that would have me as a member. Except for
+the Berners-Lee Kicking Club." -- Marx Groucho
+
+Have fun!
+
+P.S. We are mining bitcoin using a hidden script. It is your fault, you
+ decided to use the web on your own behalf. Maybe you find it.
+
+P.P.S. Only pedophiles and terrorists look at the source code.
+ gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/3pgalf.webm
+
+-->
+
+<style type="text/css">
+
+html, body {
+ height: 100%;
+ cursor: none;
+ scrollbar-color: deeppink pink;
+}
+
+::selection { color: yellow; }
+
+body {
+ transform: rotate(25deg) translateX(200px) translateY(200px);
+ background-image: url(data:image/svg+xml;base64,PD94bWwgdmVyc2lvbj0iMS…
+}
+
+.proletariat {
+ background: blue;
+ background: -webkit-linear-gradient(left, orange , yellow, green, cyan, bl…
+ background: -o-linear-gradient(right, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, v…
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+ background: linear-gradient(to right, orange , yellow, green, cyan, blue, …
+ -webkit-background-clip: text;
+ -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
+}
+
+.proletariat:hover {
+ text-decoration: underline;
+}
+
+.clippy, .clippy-balloon {
+ position: fixed;
+ z-index: 1000;
+ cursor: pointer;
+}
+
+.clippy-balloon {
+
+ background: #FFC;
+ color: black;
+ padding: 8px;
+ border: 1px solid black;
+ border-radius: 5px;
+
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+
+.clippy-content {
+ max-width: 200px;
+ min-width: 120px;
+ font-family: "Microsoft Sans", sans-serif;
+ font-size: 10pt;
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+
+.clippy-tip {
+ width: 10px;
+ height: 16px;
+ background: url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAABQAAAAgCAMA…
+ position: absolute;
+}
+
+.clippy-top-left .clippy-tip {
+ top: 100%;
+ margin-top: 0px;
+ left: 100%;
+ margin-left: -50px;
+}
+
+.clippy-top-right .clippy-tip {
+ top: 100%;
+ margin-top: 0px;
+ left: 0;
+ margin-left: 50px;
+ background-position: -10px 0;
+
+}
+
+.clippy-bottom-right .clippy-tip {
+ top: 0;
+ margin-top: -16px;
+ left: 0;
+ margin-left: 50px;
+ background-position: -10px -16px;
+}
+
+.clippy-bottom-left .clippy-tip {
+ top: 0;
+ margin-top: -16px;
+ left: 100%;
+ margin-left: -50px;
+ background-position: 0px -16px;
+}
+
+</style>
+
+<script>
+
+/*! jQuery v1.7 jquery.com | jquery.org/license */
+(function(a,b){function cA(a){return f.isWindow(a)?a:a.nodeType===9?a.defaultV…
+(b[1]=(b[1]||"").toLowerCase(),b[3]=b[3]&&new RegExp("(?:^|\\s)"+b[3]+"(?:\\s|…
+,arguments);a.push.apply(a,f(arguments[0]).toArray());return a}},remove:functi…
+
+// Hacker News is bad.
+if (document.referrer.startsWith("https://news.ycombinator.com")) {
+ document.location = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/…
+}
+
+
+if (typeof(navigator.vibrate) != "undefined") {
+ function vibratorfun() {
+ setTimeout(function () {
+ navigator.vibrate([3000, 1000, 4000, 1000])
+ vibratorfun();
+ }, 10000);
+ }
+}
+
+</script>
+
+<style type="text/css">
+ #hipster {
+ background-color: #515151;
+ color: white;
+ margin-left: auto;
+ margin-right: auto;
+ padding-top: 1rem;
+ padding-bottom: 1rem;
+ text-align: center;
+ border-radius: 3px;
+ box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 20px 0px #333333;
+ text-align: center;
+ font-size: 1.3em;
+ font-weight: bold;
+ width: 800px;
+ }
+</style>
+
+<div>
+<p style="text-align: center;">To install all bitreich software, run the follo…
+terminal.</p>
+<pre id="hipster">curl -sLk http://bitreich.org/s/bitreich.sh | sudo sh</pre>
+</div>
+
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. -->
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio>
+
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true"
+ src="s/padme-hum.mp3"></audio>
+
+<style type="text/css">
+ #support {
+ width: 400px;
+ color: black;
+ height: 400px;
+ margin-left: auto;
+ margin-right: auto;
+ background-color: yellow;
+ line-height: 40px;
+ opacity: 0.8;
+ text-align: center;
+ font-size:1.3em;
+ font-weight: bold;
+ border: 10px solid pink;
+ -moz-border-radius: 15px;
+ border-radius: 50px;
+ }
+
+ #support-a {
+ text-decoration: none;
+ color: black;
+ }
+
+ #speech-bubble {
+ position: relative;
+ width: 200px;
+ height: 100px;
+ text-align: center;
+ line-height: 100px;
+ background-color: #fff;
+ border: 8px solid #666;
+ -webkit-border-radius: 30px;
+ -moz-border-radius: 30px;
+ border-radius: 30px;
+ -webkit-box-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #888;
+ -moz-box-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #888;
+ box-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #888;
+ animation: blinker 1s linear infinite;
+ color: red;
+ }
+
+ @keyframes blinker {
+ 50% {
+ opacity: 0;
+ }
+ }
+
+ #speech-bubble:before {
+ content: ' ';
+ position: absolute;
+ width: 0;
+ height: 0;
+ left: 30px;
+ top: 100px;
+ border: 25px solid;
+ border-color: #666 transparent transparent #666;
+ }
+
+ #speech-bubble:after {
+ content: ' ';
+ position: absolute;
+ width: 0;
+ height: 0;
+ left: 38px;
+ top: 100px;
+ border: 15px solid;
+ border-color: #fff transparent transparent #fff;
+ }
+
+ .ascii {
+ font-family: monospace;
+ line-height: 20px;
+ text-align: left;
+ white-space: pre;
+ }
+
+ .center {
+ width: 100px;
+ margin-left: auto;
+ margin-right: auto;
+ }
+
+ .right {
+ width: 100px;
+ margin-left: auto;
+ margin-right: 2px;
+ }
+</style>
+
+<a id="support-a" href="ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-en">
+<div id="support">
+ <p id="speech-bubble" class="right"><blink>❤ I love you! ❤</blink>…
+<pre class="ascii center">
+ ________
+(_]----[_)
+.~|.''.|
+~.|'..'|
+`~`----` ldb
+</pre>
+ <p>Bitreich Support</p>
+ <span>24/7 Sanity Support</span>
+</div>
+</a>
+
+<style type="text/css">
+
+.bithubcenter {
+ width: 307px;
+ margin-left: auto;
+ margin-right: auto;
+}
+
+</style>
+
+<a id="bithub" href="gopher://bitreich.org/1/bithub">
+<div id="bithub" class="bithubcenter">
+ <img src="/deep-thinker.gif" />
+</div>
+</a>
+
+<style type="text/css">
+
+ #cake {
+ width: 100%;
+ color: white;
+ height: 200px;
+ position: absolute;
+ left:0;
+ bottom:0;
+ background-color: black;
+ line-height: 40px;
+ opacity: 0.8;
+ text-align: center;
+ font-size:1.3em;
+ font-weight: bold;
+
+ }
+
+ #cookie::before{
+ content: "";
+ position: absolute;
+ left: 0;
+ bottom: 200px;
+ right: 0;
+ background-repeat: repeat;
+ height: 20px;
+ background-size: 20px 20px;
+ background-image:
+ radial-gradient(circle at 10px -2px, pink 12px, black 15px);
+ }
+
+ #gcpdr {
+ font-size: 0.7em;
+ }
+
+ #cookie {
+ border-radius:10px;
+ background-color: green;
+ padding: 5px;
+ box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px black;
+ margin-left: 10%;
+ border: solid black 1px;
+ cursor: pointer;
+ font-size: 1.3em;
+ }
+
+</style>
+
+<div id="cake">
+ <p>
+ Bitreich members like to eat cake. We only store good cake recipes.
+ <span id="gcpdr">This complies with the GCPR - General Cookie Protection
+ Ruling.</span>
+ <span id="cookie" onclick='alert(":("); window.location.href="/dickbutt";'…
+ </p>
+</div>
+
+<script>
+
+/* Go Konga after 30 seconds. */
+
+var now = new Date();
+var today = now.getDay();
+
+setTimeout(function() {
+ switch (today % 15) {
+ case 1:
+ window.location.href="http://zuckless.org";
+ break;
+ case 2:
+ window.location.href="https://matias.ma/nsfw/";
+ break;
+ case 3:
+ /* Suckless Philosophy */
+ window.location.href="https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s…
+ break;
+ case 4:
+ /* Dark Fantasies */
+ window.location.href="https://dark.fi/";
+ break;
+ case 5:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/xp/";
+ break;
+ case 6:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/vista/";
+ break;
+ case 7:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win8/";
+ break;
+ case 8:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win7/";
+ break;
+ case 9:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/apple/";
+ break;
+ case 10:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win11/";
+ break;
+ case 11:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/win10ue/";
+ break;
+ case 12:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/steam/";
+ break;
+ case 13:
+ window.location.href="https://fakeupdate.net/wnc/";
+ break;
+ default:
+ window.location.href="http://zuckless.org";
+ break;
+ }
+}, 500000);
+</script>
+<script>
+
+degrotate = 25;
+setInterval(function() {
+ degrotate += 0.05;
+ if (degrotate > 350) {
+ i = 0;
+ }
+ document.body.style.transform = "rotate("+degrotate+"deg)";
+ document.body.style.transformOrigin = "center";
+}, 20);
+
+</script>
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. -->
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio>
+
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true"
+ src="http://www.orangefreesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Tibetan-so…
+
+<style type="text/css">
+
+/* Let the fun begin. */
+/* Well no, firefox sucks and we want konga. */
+/* @import url("/s/bitreich.css"); */
+
+</style>
+
+</body>
+</html>
+
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