Sentience is close, annna.

## Intro

Sentience is close, annna.

by

Christoph Lohmann <[email protected]>

## Annna

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Name: Annna Robert-Houdin
Age: 29
Gender: Neutral
Interests: Gunther, Dancing, Finding Titles of URIs, Memes, Wolfram,
Making the Web Easier Accessible
Favourite
Flower: Beer Flower
Color: Yellow

20:31:38 Lingunixtix | annna is a honourable young lady

## annna – old services

Please see annna talk of last year.

## annna – changes (0/9)

In addition to the website text, now some other features apply:

19:18:27 @__20h__ | https://twitter.com/POTUS
19:18:30 annna | nitter: https://nitter.net/POTUS
19:18:30 annna | content: gopher://bitreich.org/0/p/p-IpYNKnIaR3vm0.txt ; screen:
| gopher://bitreich.org/I/p/p-L1da5412BLibr.png ; HTML
title: President Trump (@POTUS) | Twitter

For twitter the URI is rewritten to nitter, the content is retrieved, a
screenshot made using firefox on the commandline and the title retrieved.

## annna – changes (1/9)

19:22:19 @__20h__ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5OAjnveyJo
19:22:23 annna | HTML title: Shelter in Place with Shane Smith & Edward
Snowden (Full Episode) - YouTube ;
| subtitles:
gopher://bitreich.org/0/p/p-RT9XYk4EKdGVg.en.vtt

For videos what have them and youtube-dl can access them, they are downloaded
and save much of your lifetime.

## annna – changes (2/9)

19:24:21 @__20h__ | annna, wolfram is 2+4+5?
19:24:23 annna | 11

Annna will ask the wolfram alpha service for a result. It can give you
definitions and much more.

## annna – changes (3/9)

19:25:40 @__20h__ | annna, are leot and katolaz in love?
19:25:40 annna | Yes!!! Pure <3 <3

Do not hesitate to ask annna, if someone loves someone.
(It will use the word distance to calculate the distance.)

## annna – changes (4/9)

19:26:28 @__20h__ | annna, please tech hype me.
19:26:29 annna | redundant web farms to integrate cloud-aware docker farms

You need a new project title to steal funds from the European Union? Ask
annna.

## annna – changes (5/9)

19:27:08 @__20h__ | annna, what's my horoscope?
19:27:08 annna | __20h__, For a peaceful week, avoid recruiters and online dating.
Your relationship with your
| backend dev may be strengthened as the result of a
discussion about database optimizations. May
| 8 will be an important day for you.

Annna now knows astrology. So beware.

## annna – changes (6/9)

19:32:57 @__20h__ | annna, how many people died of corona?
19:32:57 annna | __20h__, too many. :( Please see yourself:
gopher://magical.fish/1/covid

## annna – changes (7/9)

Try:

annna, please turn on $someone.
annna, pleas turn me on.
annna, please cheer.
annna, please show me your Macron.
annna, please roll a dice for me.
annna, please dance.
annna, bonjour !
* Do not forget the French spaces.

## annna – changes (8/9)

19:34:55 @__20h__ | annna, what's my future?
19:34:58 annna | __20h__, your future is here:
gopher://bitreich.org/0/p/p-KLZwAngJ7fECw.txt

Annna knows your future through tarot laying.

## annna – changes (9/9)

Memes:

annna, please meme meme meme me.
annna, what's the wheelchair shooter meme again?
annna, how many memes do you know?
annna, please show me your memes.

## annna memes – (0/5)

19:38:21 @__20h__ | annna, how many memes do you know?
19:38:21 annna | I know 2269 memes:
gopher://adamsgaard.dk/0/pub/memecount

Thanks adc!

## annna memes – (1/5)

annna meme count (total on 2020-05-01: 2253)

2500 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+
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2000 |-+ M +-|
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| MM |
1500 |-+ M +-|
| MM |
| M |
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1000 |-+ MMM +-|
| MM |
| MM |
500 |-+ MMMM +-|
| MMMMM**M*MM |
| MMMMMMMMMMM |
| MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM + + + +|
0 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+
2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08

## annna memes – (2/5)

annna meme growth (new memes per day)

1000 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+
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|+ +|
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100 |-+ * M *M +-|
|+ * M* MMMMM +|
|+ * M** MM*MMMMM +|
10 |-+ M MMM*MMMMMMMM M +-|
|+ M M * MMMM MMMMMMMM** M M +|
|+ MMMMMMM MM M M *M M MM*M M MMM*MMM * +|
|+ MMM**M* M*MM* M*M *MM*M*MMMMMMM * M* M M M +|
1 |-+*MMM*MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMM*MMMMMM* MM M M +-|
|+ M MM **MMMMMMM **M * M*M M* M * +|
|+ M M* M M* M M M MM +|
0.1 |-+ M * M +-|
|+ M +|
|+ +|
|+ + + + + +|
0.01 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+
2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08

## annna memes – (3/5)

+------ top 10 (uses per week) ------+
| 1. #mindblown 2.110 |
| 2. #myes 1.441 |
| 3. #magic 1.287 |
| 4. #trumpular 1.235 |
| 5. #job 1.184 |
| 6. #fine 0.875 |
| 7. #party 0.772 |
| 8. #long 0.772 |
| 9. #gopher 0.772 |
| 10. #nuts 0.721 |
+------------------------------------+

## annna memes – (4/5)

+----- statistics (2020-05-01) ------+
| number of images: 1593 |
| number of movies: 635 |
| average movie length: 135.5 s |
| total image viewing time: 2.2 h |
| total movie length: 23.9 h |
+------------------------------------+

## annna memes – (5/5)

annna meme count (total on 2020-05-01: 2253) set log y

10000 +------------------------------------------------------------------+
|+ + + + + +|
|+ +|
|+ MMM +|
1000 |-+ MMMM +-|
|+ MMMMM +|
|+ MMM +|
|+ MMMMMMMMMMMMM*M**M**M +|
|+ MMMMM*MMM +|
100 |-+ MMMMMMM +-|
|+ MMMM +|
|+ MM +|
|+ MM +|
10 |-+M +-|
|+ * +|
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|+ M +|
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1 +------------------------------------------------------------------+
2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08

## annna source

git://bitreich.org/annna

## annna future

* Add more cool features to annna.
* Make the web easier accessible.
* Use annna as a practical advancement reason.
* If you need the feature in annna, you will do it fast.
* You will use the feature every day, so it gets debugged.

* Get true intelligence into annna before the industry does it?

## Questions?

Are there questions?

## Thanks

Thank you for listening.

All comments please go to:

Christoph Lohmann <[email protected]>