It finally happened... Jury Duty 02/09/22
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Well, it finally happened. I've been summoned for jury duty. I was
wondering how long it would take! My wife has been summoned three
times, I believe, maybe four. She even served in a wrongful death
trial, which ended in a mistrial. But they've skipped over me for my
entire adult life.
I always figured it was due to my hopeless pile of radical biases and
dubious associations. I thought I was on some sort of list. Doesn't
the government have those?? They have to be wise to me by now,
seriously.
I start on Feb 28, but they haven't told me how long they want me to
be available. My guess is that I'll be booted out of there in no time
flat; not because I'm going to make up some excuse (I'm not, and I
don't have any valid ones,) but rather, because they'll quickly see
that I'm not fit to judge my peers.
No matter what happens, now I can join the happy throngs who get
recognized by their government as upstanding and contributing members
of society!
