If you were hungry you'd eat that.
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from:
https://msanborn.livejournal.com/
I lol'd, had to share.
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was
in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog
.......Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost
50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the
bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it
was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load
your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me
and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been
sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the
door.
NO CARRIER
