On our last move, coming back from living in Washington state for
three years, and Maryland before that, finding a White Castle and
having some sliders when we passed through the Midwest on our way
to fucking New Jersey was a high point in a trip that was pretty
rough on both of us. There were sliders and onion rings to cheer us
up a bit when life in New Jersey and Pennsylvania was rough, which
has been a lot of the past two years. We did have to ask them for
no ketchup every time though because apparently everything in
Jersey and Pennsylvania comes with it by default. Speaking as
someone who occasionally even puts ketchup on hot dogs, not
everything needs ketchup. In Jersey they ask if you need ketchup
packets for your McDonalds breakfast.
