Subj : "Programme titles conference"
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From : Ben-Tallways
Date : Thu Aug 31 2006 06:42 am

From: "Ben-Tallways" <[email protected]>

All the sites that I have visited so far re:-"Programme titles conference" show
exactly the same script published from one source. I'm looking for the original
unedited version that went to air on the ABC in Australia in the early
seventies. My memory of that sketch is that it's longer and may involve more
than one man in a wheelchair.
The conversation stretches after a man with an arrow through his head wheels in
and one of the producers says "I hate cripples...." with another producer
rejecting THAT as a potential title, followed by a further comment of ".......I
hate cripples, especially ones with arrows through their heads....always going
round looking for attention"...... with a response of ".....that's even
longer".......etc. and "here comes another one.....", and so it goes on till
the punchline.

Regards,
Louise.

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