Subj : prices
To : Paul Lawson
From : Bill Riley
Date : Tue Jul 25 2000 06:55 am
Paul Lawson wrote in a message to Bill Riley:
PL> tree hugger contingient. I suggested posting a sign advertising
PL> Tortoise soup, $5 a bowl. Apparently these people have zero sense
PL> of humor...
You heard about the Mormon that got arrested for killing the seagull? The
jusge asked him why he did it. Well I was hungry he replied. The judge was
amazed. You *ate* a seagull? What did it taste like? Well yer honor, it was
sort of a cross between bald eagle and a spotted owl.
Bill
--- timEd 1.10.y2k
* Origin: Bill's Point, Beaverton OR (1:218/704.6)