Subj : About Janis Kracht
To   : Ward Dossche
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Fri Oct 11 2024 08:56 pm

Hello Ward,

WD> Janis has just informed me that she has been admitted to the Guthrie Medical
WD> Center and has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

Tell her to get well soon because headstones are expensive!

WD> She told me, verbatim, that she's too much of a bitch to give up.

It remains to be seen if it's an open casket.

WD> She asked me to tell everyone that she's going to put up a fight like hell
WD> ..

She always was known for her killer puns ...

WD> Being the bitch as some claim her to be, her chances at recovery are
WD> excellent.

Auctioning a corpse? That's morbid!

WD> She has no access to a Fido-machine but she assured me that when she's
WD> better and can access her machine she will inform everybody in more detail.

There are other ways. Want to contact the spirit of a dead Italian?
Use a Luigi board.

WD> Please no thoughts and prayers, I don't think that is Janis' thing.

She's right. "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.

WD> When I learn more, I'll post it.

Thank you, Ward. Getting to see the other side takes spirit.

For Life,
Lee

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