Subj : FG V18I2 Pg 8 of 17
To : All
From : Sean Dennis
Date : Mon Jan 24 2022 04:03 pm
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NET HUMOR
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Dad Jokes
By Sean Dennis, 1:18/200
If you didn't know, I love puns and what is now called "dad jokes".
The more groans I get from a joke, the more amusing it is to me.
So here to ruin, I mean, make your day, may I present some stinkers:
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Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
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Q: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
A: Because every play has a cast.
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I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just
a kid.
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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at
home. So I threw him out as I hate having visitors.
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Control freak."
"Con..."
Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"
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The guy who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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To the person who stole my antidepressants: I hope you're happy.
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Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders.
