Subj : President Apocalypse
To : All
From : Dan Cross
Date : Mon Jul 06 2020 03:01 am
So President Apocalypse has doubled down on his
doom-and-gloom vision of America ... but now instead
of dark-skinned people from other countries, the
enemy within is anyone who doesn't support him
(leftist fascists, whatever that means). America
is once again doomed and only He can save it.
So my question is: what've you been doing for the
last four years? Aside from golfing and tweeting
on the toilet?
