*on the occasion of some runaway code*


There once was a server which lag

in excessive amounts dig plague

all due to a bot

eating cycles a lot

though the admin the users did tag


How bad was the CPU load

on the poor Tilde.town node?

All slipped into sadness

talked of taxes and madness

all because of that ill-behaved code


One particular user, we learn'd

wrote the script which the CPU churn'd

a debate whether 'nice'

would to solve this, suffice

raged as vilmibm's money quietly burn'd


So quick, to the Patreon, crew!

and give forth a dollar, or two

to defray the boss's

still-mounting losses

as next time the cause could be you!