## Review of the Mens Bathroom at my Office ##

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## Review of the Mens Bathroom at my Office ##
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cleanliness: 4/4
- cleaned several times a day. sometimes there
are little scaps of paper on the ground here
or there, and sometimes the rubbish bins are
too full, but overall very clean.
capacity: 2/4
- stalls: 2 regular, 1 accessible
- three stalls is not always enough. sometimes
I go in there and they're all being used.
but often I will go into the stall and the
seat will still be toasty warm from when the
previous occupant used it, which I enjoy,
so. pros and cons.
- urinals: 1 regular, 1 short
- moot point because I don't use urinals. only
heathens and barbarians stand while pissing.
a civilized person sits their ass down to do
their business.
amenities: 4/4
- mouthwash and cups
- advil
- little flossing sticks
- little bottles of poo-pourri in the stalls
automation: 1/4
- autoflush toilets are crazy. they just flush
and flush and flush while I'm sitting there
not doing anything as though my back looks
like a series of dudes coming and going. and
yet sometimes when I go into a stall there's
crap in the commode as though some dudes'
backs look like nothing at all and so the
damned thing never flushes. what gives!
- manual water taps
- paper towels, no hand dryer = lots of wasted
paper because people don't fucking know how to
dry their damned hands
- https://www.ted.com/talks/joe_smith_how_to_use_a_paper_towel
general comments:
- the number of dudes moaning erotically while
on the shitter in this place is TOO DAMN HIGH