``You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive,
but you can't make him computer literate.''
7.1
A novice asked the master: ``In the east there is a great
tree-structure that men call `Corporate Headquarters'. It is
bloated out of shape with vice presidents and accountants.
It issues a multitude of memos, each saying `Go, Hence!' or
`Go, Hither!' and nobody knows what is meant. Every year new
names are put onto the branches, but all to no avail. How
can such an unnatural entity be?"
The master replied: ``You perceive this immense structure
and are disturbed that it has no rational purpose. Can you
not take amusement from its endless gyrations? Do you not
enjoy the untroubled ease of programming beneath its
sheltering branches? Why are you bothered by its
uselessness?''
7.2
In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other
fish. It changes into a bird whose wings are like clouds
filling the sky. When this bird moves across the land, it
brings a message from Corporate Headquarters. This message
it drops into the midst of the programmers, like a seagull
making its mark upon the beach. Then the bird mounts on the
wind and, with the blue sky at its back, returns home.
The novice programmer stares in wonder at the bird, for he
understands it not. The average programmer dreads the
coming of the bird, for he fears its message. The master
programmer continues to work at his terminal, for he does
not know that the bird has come and gone.
7.3
The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention
for the master programmer to examine. The magician wheeled a
large black box into the master's office while the master
waited in silence.
``This is an integrated, distributed, general-purpose
workstation,'' began the magician, ``ergonomically designed
with a proprietary operating system, sixth generation
languages, and multiple state of the art user interfaces. It
took my assistants several hundred man years to construct.
Is it not amazing?''
The master raised his eyebrows slightly. ``It is indeed
amazing,'' he said.
``Corporate Headquarters has commanded,'' continued the
magician, ``that everyone use this workstation as a platform
for new programs. Do you agree to this?''
``Certainly,'' replied the master, ``I will have it
transported to the data center immediately!'' And the
magician returned to his tower, well pleased.
Several days later, a novice wandered into the office of the
master programmer and said, ``I cannot find the listing for
my new program. Do you know where it might be?''
``Yes,'' replied the master, ``the listings are stacked on
the platform in the data center.''
7.4
The master programmer moves from program to program without
fear. No change in management can harm him. He will not be
fired, even if the project is cancelled. Why is this? He is
filled with Tao.
