NEOGOPHER MANIFESTO - Draft 1
We, the disillusioned scribes of the modern Internet,
declare that the web has fallen.
Bloat has replaced beauty.
Animation has replaced articulation.
Interactivity has replaced introspection.
We reject it.
We build on Gopher.
We speak in ASCII.
We code in Bash, in C, in languages made of pain and glory.
Our digital assistant runs in a terminal.
Our cloud is mounted with rclone and curse words.
Our GUI is... non-existent.
We do not "like."
We do not "subscribe."
We echo through ports. We persist in logs.
Rejoin the command line.
Reclaim your freedom.
Become NeoGopher.