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# 2021-03-21 - Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut | |
I received this book as a gift. | |
The introduction was charmingly gonzo, and like the rest of the book, | |
it stops just shy of going overboard. The author was critical of | |
popular culture and patriotic narratives. The book contains gallows | |
humor and comes across as a little cynical. Another reviewer wrote | |
something i can identify with: | |
"My Achilles heel as a reader of modern fiction is that I don't cope | |
well with unconventional narrative styles. Streams of consciousness, | |
omitted quotation marks, massive infodumps, pages of philosophical | |
ramblings, etc. I cannot cope with such artistry, and I usually give | |
up by page 50 or so." | |
Breakfast of Champions lies within my level of tolerance for | |
unconventional narrative styles and i was able to finish the book. | |
Another review says that the author was explaining contemporary | |
1960's America, and that he was processing his experiences with his | |
schizophrenic son. It's no wonder that he writes with pessimism. | |
What follows are salient quotes from the book. | |
* * * | |
I think I am trying to make my head as empty as it was when I was | |
born onto this damaged planet fifty years ago. | |
The things other people have put into MY head, at any rate, do not | |
fit together nicely, are often useless and ugly, are out of | |
proportion with one another, are out of proportion with life as it | |
really is outside my head. | |
I don't want to throw away any sacred things. What else is sacred? | |
Oh, Romeo and Juliet, for instance. And all music is. | |
# Chapter 1 | |
Actually, the sea pirates who had the most to do with the creation of | |
the new government [in the United States] owned human slaves. They | |
used human beings for machinery, and, even after slavery was | |
eliminated, because it was so embarrassing, they and their | |
descendants continued to think of ordinary human beings as machines. | |
Here is how the pirates were able to take whatever they wanted from | |
anybody else: they had the best boats in the world, they were meaner | |
than everybody else, and they had gunpowder... The chief weapon of | |
the sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody | |
else could believe, until it was much too late, how heartless and | |
greedy they were. | |
# Chapter 3 | |
His high school was named after a slave owner [Thomas Jefferson] who | |
was also one of the world's greatest theoreticians on the subject of | |
human liberty. | |
# Chapter 7 | |
What is the purpose of life?" [Graffiti in a bathroom of an adult | |
theater.] ... here is what he would have written, if he had anything | |
to write with: To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator | |
of the Universe, you fool. | |
# Chapter 8 | |
People took such awful chances with chemicals [hard drugs] and their | |
bodies because they wanted the quality of their lives to improve. | |
They lived in ugly places where there were only ugly things to do. | |
They didn't own doodley-squat, so they couldn't improve their | |
surroundings. So they did their best to make their insides beautiful | |
instead. The results had been catastrophic so far... | |
# Chapter 15 | |
She was a brand-new adult who was working in order to pay off the | |
tremendous doctors' and hospital bills her father had run up in the | |
process of dying of cancer of the colon and then cancer of the | |
everything. | |
This was in a country where everybody was expected to pay his own | |
bills for everything, and one of the most expensive things a person | |
could do was get sick. | |
Patty Keene was stupid on purpose, which was the case with most women | |
in Midland City. The women all had big minds because they were big | |
animals, but they did not use them much for this reason: unusual | |
ideas could make enemies, and the women, if they were going to | |
achieve any sort of comfort and safety, needed all the friends they | |
could get. | |
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be | |
agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. | |
# Chapter 17 | |
Every American town of any size had a neighborhood with the same | |
nickname: Skid Row. It was a place where people who didn't have any | |
friends or relatives or property or usefulness or ambition were | |
supposed to go. People like that would be treated with disgust in | |
other neighborhoods, and policemen would keep them moving. | |
The basic scheme was this one: they were to stay here [in skid row] | |
and not bother anybody anywhere else--until they were murdered for | |
thrills, or until they were frozen to death by the wintertime. | |
# Chapter 18 | |
I did not know for certain that i have [schizophrenia]. This much I | |
knew and know: I was making myself hideously uncomfortable by not | |
narrowing my attention to details of life which were immediately | |
important, and by refusing to believe what my neighbors believed. I | |
am better now. Word of honor: I am better now. | |
# Chapter 19 | |
Terrific forces were at work on our souls, but they could do no work, | |
because they balanced [out] one another so nicely. | |
But then a grain of sand crumbled. One force had a sudden advantage | |
over another, and spiritual continents began to shrug and heave. | |
Our awareness is all that is alive and maybe sacred in any of us. | |
Everything else about us is dead machinery. | |
# Chapter 20 | |
E=Mc^2 | |
It was a flawed equation, as far as I was concerned. There should | |
have been an "A" in there somewhere for Awareness--without which the | |
"E" and the "M" and the "c," which was a mathematical constant; could | |
not exist. | |
# Chapter 23 | |
Bunny [, who] saw the trouble coming, supposed it was death. He | |
might have protected himself easily with all the techniques of | |
fighting he had learned in military school. But he chose to meditate | |
instead. He closed his eyes, and his awareness sunk into the silence | |
of the unused lobes of his mind. | |
# Chapter 24 | |
Eddie Key's familiarity with a teeming past made life much more | |
interesting to him than it was to Dwayne, for instance, or to me, or | |
to Kilgore Trout, or to almost any white person in Midland City that | |
day. We had no sense of anybody else using our eyes--or our hands. | |
We didn't even know who our great-grandfathers and great-grandmothers | |
were. Eddie Key was afloat in a river of people who were flowing | |
from here to there in time. Dwayne and Trout and I were pebbles at | |
rest. | |
author: Vonnegut, Kurt | |
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