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     Title: Elephant Stew
Categories: Meat
     Yield: 3800 servings

     1    Elephant
          Salt to taste
          Pepper to taste
     2    Rabbits

 Cut elephant into small bite size pieces, this should take about 2
 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover, about half a train tank car.
 Cook over kerosene heat for about 4 weeks at 450 degrees.  This
 recipe should serve 3,800 people.  If more are expected, add 2 extra
 rabbits, do so only if necessary as most people do not like hare in
 their stew.
 Randy Rigg

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