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                          PATHOLOGY POUND CAKE

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Serving Size  : 1    Preparation Time :0:00
Categories    : Crs                              Kids
               Hlween                           Gross

 Amount  Measure       Ingredient -- Preparation Method
--------  ------------  --------------------------------
                       Vegetable shortening
                       Flour
  1 1/4   c            Seedless strawberry jam
    1/2   pt           Whipping cream
  3       tb           Sugar
  1       pk           (12 oz) frozen blueberries,
                       Partially thawed
                       -----TOOLS-----
                       Loaf pan
                       Mixing bowl
                       Spoon
                       Wire cooling rack
                       Mixer
                       Ziploc bag
  2       sm           Serving bowls
                       Platter

 With an adult's help, preheat oven and mix cake according to package
 directions.

 Grease and flour a loaf pan. Pour a half inch layer of batter into the pan.
 Then, using a spoon, glop several lines and small pools of blood (jam) over
 the batter. Repeat until you put one final layer of batter covering all
 signs of jam. You should have a

 Bake according to package directions. After removing from pan, allow to
 cool 35-40 minutes.

 Beat the whipping cream until stiff peaks form. Add the sugar, then whip
 for another minute. Using a spoon, gently swirl 2 tablespoons of the extra
 blood into the whipped cream and refrigerate until ready to serve the cake.

 Palce the partially thawed blueberries in the ziploc bag. Seal and lightly
 pound the berries until they are squished, but not complete mush. Pour into
 a bowl, add two tablespoons jam and mix well.

 Slice and arrange the cake on a platter. Place the bloody whipped cream and
 bllueberry blood clots beside the platter for guests to use as toppings.
 Serves 8-10 psycho scientists. Sicko servign suggestions: Garnish your
 platter with a garland or little flowers made of blood splattered sterile
 guaze bandages.

 From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0-679-86693-0



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