Title: Cat Poop Cookies
Categories: Cookies, Kids
Yield: 1 servings
MMMMM-------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------------------------
1/2 c Honey
2/3 c Butter, margarine, or lard
1 Egg
1 ts Vanilla extract -OR-
1 ts Peppermint extract
2 c Whole wheat flour
1/3 c Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts (tm) cereal
MMMMM------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS-----------------------
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c Butter or margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
- to taste
-(maybe 1/2 ts each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
MMMMM--------------------------MIX-INS-------------------------------
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles
- cooked - (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
"puffy pastel things"; *
-find at Chinese restaurants
* NOTE: puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
packing pellets-i haven't tried this
To make:
Microwave the honey until it bubbles (about 1 minute). Add the
butter, (i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture
and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. Add the egg, mix well,
then mix in all the other stuff. Add mix-ins of your choice to some
or all of the batter.
Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll
dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. Roll logs
in grapenuts and bake at 350 degrees until done (maybe 10 to 15
minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. I imagine brown sugar might
work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried
it. This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where
the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
