Tear raisins into variously sized scab like pieces and
set aside.
Toast bread until golden brown.
Carefully place hot toast on a plate.
Spread each slice of toast first with butter and then
with jam. Artfully arrange scabs on jam and eat.
Serves 1 wounded worshiper.
Sicko serving suggestion: Surreptitously place a raisin
scab on the gauze part of a sterile, non-medicated,
bandage and apply it to the clean, dry appendage of your
choice. Then tell your intended victim that you're so
hungry you could eat a scab.
Whip off your bandage and chow down.
From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter; Random House
