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                                                               `m.
                                                               /h
                                 ``.       :+++oo:             y+
                `..--::      `ssssss+      +yyyyy-            `m.
                `osysyy:     `yyyyyyy/     +yyyyy-            :h
                 `syyyys-    `yyyyyyyy:    +yyyyy.            so
`o`               .syyyys.   .yyyy+yyys-   +yyyyy`           `d-
 /o                .syyyys`  .yyyy./yyys.  +yyyys            -d`
  o+                -syyyyo` -yyyy. +yyys` +yyyys            +y
   o:                -syyyy+ -yyyy. `oyyyo`+yyyyo            h/
   `s:                -syyyy/-yyyy.  `syyy+oyyyy+           `m.
    `s-                :syyys+yyyy.   .syyysyyyy/           :d
     `s-                :yyyyyyyyy.    -syyyyyyy/           os
      `o-                /yyyyyyyy`     :yyyssss-           h/
       `o:                /ssooo++`      ...````           `m- -`
         +/                ````          ``..-`            -d``d.
          //                   .-:://+oossssss:            +y -d`
           /+`                 +syyyyyyyyssoo+:            so /y
            :o`                -++//:yyyyo```              h: so
             -o`                     oyyys`               `m. d:
              -s.                    /yyyy-               -m .m.
            `  .s-                   -yyyy+               /h :d
            ++` `s:                  `syyys`              os +s
             :o. `o/                  +yyyy.              y+ y+
              .s: `o+                 :yyyy/              h: d-
               `o+ `++                `yyyyo              m-.m.
                 /o` ++                oyyys.            `m`-d
                  -s. ++               /ysss-            -m +h
                   .s: ++              `...```...`       /h oo
                    `o/`+/            -/++ooossss:       +s y+
                     `++`o/           -yyyso++//:.       os h/
                    :. /o`o/          `syys`             yo d-
                    .o: :s.o/          oyyy-`...--       y/`m.
                     `++`-s.++         :yyyssssyys.      h:`m.
                       /o`.s-++`       .yyyy+//:--`      d:`m`
                        :o``s//o`       oyyy.            m-.m`
                         -s.`o+-s-      /yyy:            m.`s`
                          .s: /o.o/`    -yyyo            h`
                           `++`:s.:o`   `osso`           `
                             :- .+ `     `.``
                                      .-:++ossyyysssso+:.`
                                    -sddshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhs-
                                  `ommmy `-ohdmmmmmmmdo++odmo.
                                 -ymmmm+    `.:/+ooo/-`   .ymh-
                                /dmmmd+`   ``             `-hmm-
                               +mmmms- `.:::`         -:/::-`ymh`
                               hmds-` `:/s:/           ::s:```ym/
                              `s+.`    `++:-` `````` ```-//````o+
                              `:           ``.-......-`        `.`
                             .`.   ```    `.:.------:.:`  ```.- `.-
                             .`  ..`-:`.-  :..-:::::-.-`  -.-::.-:.
                              `.-.--:-+`: `:.-.....--.:```----:-/:.
                                .:::.```/--/::..--.----`/.-:   `::.
                                 ./    `-`:-`-:-...-:-`--:``    /`
                                  y.````-sso+++++oooossysos/---:y.
                                 `ddsoosyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssshmmd.
                                  .-..-/osyyyyoossooyyyo-.......`
                                         :yyys:osoo/yyy+
                                         :yyyy++/+++ooyo
                                         +yyyyyo+/ssooyy`
                                         oyyyyysssyyyyyy.
                                         /ossssssssyyysy.
                                              ``..------`
                                        .   .`.          -.      ...
                              /://::/-/-o/` /:/-//:/://``o-:--+::.-:
                              .:--.-:.- :-. .-:.--.:.--  :`::.:`-


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WTF: Work Time Fun
 Playstation Portable
 FAQ/Walkthrough

Document Version: 1.75

By Topher Tweten [[email protected]]
      AKA
  NostalgicX


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TABLE OF CONTENTS:

I. JOBS
A. SINGLE PLAYER PAGE 1
B. SINGLE PLAYER PAGE 2
C. SINGLE PLAYER PAGE 3
D. MULTIPLAYER

II. TOOLS

III. TRINKETS
A. PAGE 1
B. PAGE 2
C. PAGE 3
D. PAGE 4
E. PAGE 5
F. PAGE 6
G. PAGE 7
H. PAGE 8

IV. CONCLUSION

V. FAQ

VI. VERSION HISTORY

VII. CREDITS

VIII. LEGAL AGREEMENTS

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So basically this fact will list off all stuff you can get off the vending
machines. Jobs, tools, TRINKETS*! Where there are games and/or tools, I will
give you the official descriptions, as well as helpful tips for using them.

First off, I'll tell you all:

I DO NOT HAVE EVERYTHING! I'm still trying to get everything myself so I'll
just keep updating the guide when I get more trinkets. If you have something
that I don't, just email me.

This is going to take a VERY LONG TIME. Anyone want to help me out?

Here is a short list of what I will generally accept:
Job Tips
Tool Tips
Trinket Descriptions! (I REALLY need them for trinkets I haven't got)
Suggested FAQs


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                                 I . J O B S


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                                  P A G E 1

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BASEBALL SUPERSTAR
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Move Player
    D-Pad + X - Diving Catch
    X - Throw/Jump
  Directions:
    Catch 1000 hits during practive. Catch any fly balls before
    they hit the ground. 3 missed balls and it's Game Over.
  Tips:
    Move about a quarter of the screen off of the top to make it easier.
    After 25 or so balls, the pitcher will get angry and start to loft
    up the balls higher. They will NOT bounce if he does so, so make sure
    to get it on the first try. The pitcher will also toss balls at a
    faster speed at times, so be careful and don't expect/assume him to
    be pitching in a pattern.

PENDEMONIUM
  Controls:
    Up/Down - Turn Pen
    O - Next Pen
    X - Put On/Take off Cap
  Directions:
    Put the caps on the pens.
  Tips:
    If you actually want to get some money in this (it's useful early on),
    here are some tips for fast pen capping. Never take your eyes off of
    the next pen that is coming up. It is also useful to use sounds to
    to assemble each pen. There will be a scratching sound when you flip
    the pen, a popping sound when uncapping the pen, and seperate sound
    for capping the pen. Just get used to the sounds, and watch for what
    is coming ahead, and you should be able to do around a 1000 pens in
    under 20 minutes at ease. Not too much to this mini-game actually. It
    helps if you have some nice upbeat music to pass the time if you are
    actually going for a high score.

MUSHROOM XING
  Controls:
    Left/Right - Move Left/Right
    O - Back Up
  Directions:
    Guide the pedestrians to the other side of the road.
    They will be safe on the lines in the road. Collect the
    mushrooms along the way for bonus points.
  Tips:
    Collecting the mushrooms will greatly increase your score, but don't
    worry if you can't get them all. Level bonuses are just as important.
    (Level Strategies to come)

TRAFFIC COUNTER
  Controls:
    X - Count the people
  Directions:
    Count the people who appear from the left and right.
    You'll lose if you count anything other than a person.

LUMBERJACK
  Controls:
    X - Chop Wood
  Directions:
    Chop wood when it appears.
    Game will end if you chop something other than wood.
  Tips:
    Don't chop anything but the wood. Later on, there will be wood that
    is shaped like bunnies. Remember to chop them; don't get fooled!

CHICK SORTING
  Controls:
    Right - Move the chick to the Identification Area
    Triangle - Send to Heaven
    O - Move to the Male Box.
    X - Move to the Female Box.
  Directions:
    Sort the baby chicks into the following boxes:
    "Male", "Female", or "Heaven-bound".
  Tips:
    Take your time and make sure to keep up a steady pace.

THREE COUNT
  Controls:
    X - Break Out of the Pin
  Directions:
    You, the Masked Compadre, have been pinned!
    Press the X button to break out of the pin. Get
    more points the closer you pull out before the 3 count.
  Tips:
    Unless you're some kind of completionist, don't bother trying
    to get a perfect score in this. The most you can get is $10.00.

CLIFF RACE 2000
  Controls:
    X - Brake
  Directions:
    Stop closer to the cliff than your opponent.
    Brake when you enter the Red Brake Zone.
  Tips:
    A simple game, just try to press X when you hit the Red area.
    But if you really want to win, try your best to start braking
    when you near the end of the Red Brake Zone. (You'll end up
    closer to the edge this way)

    With practice, it's fairly easy to predict when the red zone will
    come up. Look at the black trees in the background.
    2 trees-->1 tree-->3 trees-->1 tree-->RED ZONE

    (You might begin the race in the middle of this group, so for
     example if you see three trees at the start, you will get to the
     red zone after you pass the next single tree).

    If you see single trees followed by single trees, or a group of
    four trees (three with one just a little bit separated from the group),
    ignore them.

4 FINGERS
  Controls:
    X - Poke
  Directions:
    It's time to test your courage.
    If you stick your finger, it's Game Over.
  Tips:
    Basically, practice tapping X inbetween each finger. Whenever
    you're ready, move up to two hits inbetween each. Then 3-7.
    Take advantage of the lag on each end of the hand. You can tap
    X multiple times for extra points. Be careful if you're playing
    this a long time, you'll end up going through the entire speed cycle
    and it'll revert to the slowest speed.

ANIMAL INVESTIGATION CORPS
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Select the Number
    X - Decide
  Directions:
    You are the leader of an animal research group.
    Listen to the report and count the total number of
    animals. The members will tell you their report, so
    pay attention!
  Tips:
    If you're really desperate for some cash for the vending
    machine, just pop in your headphones to listen, and grab
    a pen and paper to write down the numbers. Now get a
    calculator if you're reaaally lazy and there ya go. Or
    if you can type at a decent speed, just open up Notepad
    and type the numbers.

COPYCAT
  Controls:
    Square, Triangle, Circle, X - The buttons correspond to
    the Creature's position.
  Directions:
    Remember the order of the burps and press the buttons
    in that order. If you make a mistake it's Game Over.
  Tips:
    You can use the same method I suggested for Animal
    Investigation Corps, but replace numbers with stcx.
    I've used this on occasion, but it's a pretty simple Job.

PRIVATE NUMBER
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Select Button
    L/R - Scroll Through Number Log
    X - Press Button
  Directions:
    Try to guess the woman's phone number. Her reaction
    to your guess will be a hint. If a number matches, she
    will have a small reaction. If a number and position
    matches, she'll REALLY react!


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DEMONSTRATION ROUND UP
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Move
  Directions:
    Gather people in the park to begin the demonstration.
    People will come out of buildings as you walk past
    them. Touch them and they will participate in the march.
    Touching the riot police results in Game Over.
  Tips:
    As soon as you gain control of the rioteer, quickly head to the red
    buildings, ignoring the people come out of the houses as you walk by.
    (You can collect these on your way to the park) If you have a large
    group of people following you, just do your best to keep them maintained
    to a refined area, away from riot police.

KARATE SUPERSTAR
  Controls:
    X - Karate Punch
  Directions:
    Destroy the items with a powerful karate punch!
  Tips:
    This game is all about timing, and with timing takes practice.
    I suggest just playing through the game as much as you can.
    The red-nosed demon is tougher to time; you'll have to hit it
    later than you'd think.

READY TO ORDER
  Controls:
    R - Show the Order Input Screen
    Up/Down - Select the Order to Input
    Right/Left - Increase/Decrease Orders
    Analog - Change between Main/Dessert/Drink
    * The directions given are for holding the PSP vertically.
  Directions:
    Correctly enter orders into the computer. After
    inputting the order, align the cursor to the "Confirm"
    button and hit either left or right twice.

HELL POTTERY
  Controls:
    Left/Right - Choose Object
    X - Insert into the Oven
  Directions:
    Make a pot in the oven. Firewood increases the
    temperature and ashes decrease it. Try to keep
    the temperature in line with the graph. Big firewood
    burns longer. Use oil for a big temp increase.

THE NET
  Controls:
    Left/Right - Select
    X - Decide
    Analog - Raise the Net
  Directions:
    Meet with the fisherman and raise the fishing net.
    Rotate the analog stick according to his shouts in
    order to raise the net.
  Tips:
    If you seriously want to earn an easy $100+, then this is
    this game for you. But, you'll need a decent amount of time
    on your hands. Once you start the Job, decide to drag in the
    Net. The guy will give you a time when to come back, so just
    keep this in mind. Leave your PSP hooked up to the charger
    if neccessary. I suggest setting an alarm to remind you.
      ie. Cell phone alarms are effective because you can set it
          to go off a single time. (You might forget to change your
          alarm clock back to normal and end up late for work/school.)

WILLIAM HELL
  Controls:
    Up/Down - Change Firing Angle
    Left/Right - Move Camera
    O - Reset Camera
    X - Move Power Gauge/Shoot
  Directions:
    Hit the apple on top of the demon's head.

MAD DRIBBLIN
  Controls:
    Left/Right - Move Left/Right
    Down - Rotate Body 180 Degrees
    X - Kick/Header
    X-HOLD - Stall
    D-Pad+X - Special Move
  Directions:
    Don't let the ball touch the ground!
    If you let the ball fall 3 times it's Game Over!
  Tips:
    Keep it simple, don't try to be extravagant. Hitting up the ball
    using a simple kick, along with a 360 spin racks up points pretty
    nicely.

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
  Controls:
    Square - Rock
    Triangle - Scissors
    O - Paper
  Directions:
    Try to win at the Rock, Paper, Scissors World Tournament!
  Tips:
    This has got to be my favourite game in WTF altogether. If this
    seems like it would be impossible to beat, just keep playing. You'll
    develop a % on each character indicating which move they are more
    likely to perform. There isn't too much to say, but just because their
    percentage is high, it doesn't mean you'll be guaranteed a win.
    Good luck!
  Notice:
    ..I have decided to add in my current percentages once my PSP is fixed.
    That should save you guys some time ^-^ .. even though the sole purpose
    of WTF is to waste time.

THE ELF KING
  Controls:
    Left/Right - Move Left/Right
    O - Brake
    X - Accelerate
  Directions:
    Avoid the phantoms and head for the goal.
    Collect gold coins for bonus points. It's
    Game Over when you lose all your hit points.

RUN LIKE HECK
  Controls:
    Up - Jump
    Down - Duck
    O - Move Right
    Square - Move Left
  Directions:
    Time to feed the wild animal. Drop the meat as close
    as possible and then run like heck. Mash O or Square
    as fast as you can to run faster. If you get eaten
    it's Game Over.

CADDY'S QUEST
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Move
    X - Pick Up
  Directions:
    Walk around the golf course and pick up any lost balls.

BOUNCER BASH
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Move
    Left/Right+X - Throw Fan
  Directions:
    Prevent the fans from rushing the stage and end the
    concert safely. Drinking a sports drink will allow you
    to power-throw. Be carefull of wet towels or you might
    slip and fall!


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                                  P A G E 3
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POLLINATOR
  Controls:
    Left/Right - Move Pollen Left/Right
    X - Thrust
  Directions:
    Get the pollen to the pistil shown.
  Tips:
    Don't spend too much time on this Job at all. There are plenty others
    that you can gain larger sums of money from. However, this is a great
    Job to easily scroll through the Job list, gaining a small amount from.

CANDY SHOP
  Controls:
    Left/Right - Move Cursor
    X - Put Candy on the Skewer
  Directions:
    Put the same colored candy on a skewer and ship it
    out. If the colors don't match it will be returned to you.
    You can mix colors only on a golden skewer. Matching
    colors on a golden skewer gives you bonus points.

PRIVATE NUMBER DELUXE
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Select Button
    L/R - Scroll Through Number Log
    X - Press Button
  Directions:
    Try to guess the woman's phone number. Her reaction
    to your guess will be a hint. If a number matches, she
    will have a small reaction. If a number and position
    matches, she'll REALLY react!

HAPPY BULLET
  Controls:
    L - Zoom Out
    R - Zoom In
    D-Pad - Aim
    Analog - Aim
    Triangle-Hold - View Objective
    X - Fire
  Directions:
    Find the target and shoot them to make them happy!

PERFECT NANNY
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Move
    O - Calm the Crying Children
    X - Hit Bug
    Square - Use Bomb
  Directions:
    You are the troll nanny. Stop the children from
    crying. Use your bucket to kill the nightmare
    bugs. Pick up snacks to replenish your bombs.

SPACE BLASTER
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Control the Spaceship
    X - Shoot
  Directions:
    Look for the boss's weak point and shoot to destroy it.

DRUNKEN MAYOR
  Controls:
    Analog - Stand Steady
    X - Cut the Tape
  Directions:
    You're the Drunken Mayor who's been invited to
    a ceremony. Control the mayor in his drunken state
    and use the scissors to cut the tape.
  Walkthrough:
    CHEEBA CITY West Elementary - Pool Opening Ceremony
      Fairly easy--your hand will start going down, cut when the ribbon is
      between your scissor blades.   No need to use the stick.  Fail and
      you get nothing.

   CHEEBA CITY Hall - Statue Dedication Ceremony
      Also fairly easy, same as the first stage.  0.05 if you fail.

   CHEEBA CITY Dome - Opening Ceremony
      Your hand will drop fast, so use the stick to raise your hand
      back up.  Cut as your hand is going up.  0.15 if you fail here.

   CHEEBA CITY Station - Subway Opening Ceremony
      Easiest way is to make a clockwise circle, and cut as your
      hand is going up.  0.35 if you fail here.

   CHEEBA CITY Expo Center - Opening Ceremony
      Start making a clockwise circle.  Halfway down (at the bottom
      of the arc), your hand will suddenly change direction.  Cut as
      your hand is going up.  Fail here and get 0.85.

   CHEEBA City Naval Base - Aegis Warship Launching Ceremony
      Make a clockwise circle, and as you go under the tape you will
      change directions.  Start spinning counterclockwise and cut as
      you cross the line on your way up.  1.85 if you fail here.

   CHEEBA CITY Defense Force - Underground Shelter
      Don't touch the analog stick.  You will first trace a clockwise
      loop to your right, then you will move your finger counterclockwise,
      pointing at each missile, then down. Your finger will then come up
      - you need to press X just as your finger crosses between the buttons.
      You will almost certainly fail your first few times, but like
      everything else, practice makes perfect. Trust me, it WILL be worth
      the effort. Succeed on this last stage and you will receive $9.35
      and get to have a satisfying celebratory drink.  Fail, and you
      will start a war (and earn nothing).


GHOST PSYCHIC
  Controls:
    O - Determine as Fake
    X - Determine as Real
  Directions:
    Determine if the picture contains a real ghost.
  Tips:
    This game doesn't come up often in your job list, but when it
    does, you should ALWAYS choose it.  It seems to come up most
    often when you have the red demon job boss on your job selection
    screen.  Pick the top left job, and immediately quit.  The next
    job screen will almost always show "Ghost Psychic"
    (usually in the bottom right).

    You will be shown three pictures, and each one WILL have a
    ghost, so always select "Real" (X).  You will hear a woman's
    scream, each one worth $1.50 (for a total of $4.50).

BUDDHA'S QUEST
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Move Cursor
    O - Cancel
    X - Decide
  Directions:
    Defeat all 100 of the Buddha dolls

PRIVATE NUMBER EXECUTIVE
  Controls:
    D-Pad - Select Button
    L/R - Scroll Through Number Log
    X - Press Button
  Directions:
    Try to guess the woman's phone number. Her reaction
    to your guess will be a hint. If a number matches, she
    will have a small reaction. If a number and position
    matches, she'll REALLY react!

HANDBELL DELIGHT
  Controls:
    L - Ring the Left Bell
    R - Ring the Right Bell
  Directions:
    Perform a hand bell routine with the girls.
    Look at the stars that come in from the sides
    of the screen as a guide to perform your part!


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LUMBERJACK CHALLENGE
  Controls:
    X - Chop Wood
  Directions:
    Chop wood when it appears.
    Game will end if you chop something other than wood.
  Tips:
    Make sure you and your partner are clear that you should only chop your
    own colour of wood. The only exception is golden wood, which either
    player can chop. To win this challenge, you'll want to accumulate the
    highest number of golden wood.

SEANCE

3 LEGGED-CHALLENGE

COPYCAT2
  Controls:
    Square, Triangle, Circle, X - The buttons correspond to
    the Creature's position.
  Directions:
    Remember the order of the burps and press the buttons
    in that order. If you make a mistake it's Game Over.
  Tips:
    You can use the same method I suggested for Animal
    Investigation Corps, but replace numbers with stcx.
    I've used this on occasion, but it's a pretty simple Job.
    Just make sure that you don't get your directions confused with
    your partner's.

CLIFF RACE 2000 VS
  Controls:
    X - Brake
  Directions:
    Stop closer to the cliff than your opponent.
    Brake when you enter the Red Brake Zone.
  Tips:
    A simple game, just try to press X when you hit the Red area.
    But if you really want to win, try your best to start braking
    when you near the end of the Red Brake Zone. (You'll end up
    closer to the edge this way) This works just the same as the single
    player version, so just try your best to earn bragging rights. :)
    Refer to Cliff Race 2000 tips if you really want to win.


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EYE SPY
  Directions:
    Use the analog stick to move the eyes around.
    How you use it is up to you!
  Tips:
    Funny for the first few times, do not use excessively. If you do, you
    either have some kind of problem or have a bad sense of humour. I've
    had a few good laughs with friends making fun of this Vietnamese guy in
    our class.
  Note:
    Do not do this, you'll probably get in shit.

RAMEN TIMER
  Directions:
    A timer for cooking ramen.
    Has settings for 3, 4, or 5 minutes.
  Tips:
    Boil your water, pour it in a container, and start the Ramen Timer.
    This one works best if you have speakers for your PSP, so you can just
    listen for the girl to say "It's ready..!"

HANDY LIGHT
  Directions:
    Use this to light up the darkness.
    Useful during blackouts, in clubs, etc.
  Tips:
    You can choose different variations of flashing lights or one that
    doesn't flash at all (I find this one easier to use.) The only time
    I've actually used this is when my parents took away my cell phone.
    Surprisingly, it actually does work for finding things in the dark

RESTAURANT BILL SPLITTER
  Directions:
    A tool that splits restaurant bills between friends.
    Super customizable!
  Tips:
    Only found time you will use this is if you're splitting a bill
    10-ways. Not really something you would want to use.
    Interesting though.

COUNTER
  Directions:
    This tool has two built-in counters that can count things
    in any unit!
  Tips:
    Use this to keep track of your score between you and a friend when
    playing online games. Best thing to do with this is for scorekeeping
    volleyball or basketball games if you're really that lazy.

CHINESE ASTROLOGER
  Directions:
    Learn your Chinese astrology.
    You don't have to be Chinese to use it!
  Tips:
    Not a whole lot to this, just input your data and you'll get your
    Chinese astrology in return.

KING OF THE CASTLE TOOL
  Directions:
    This tool helps you play the "King of the Castle"
    game. Have fun!
  Tips:
    So apparently this tool is somewhat similar to the game 'Simon Says'
    with the exception that there are actions given out to each
    individual player instead of orders for a group

MATCHMAKER
  Directions:
    This tool helps you find out if that special someone
    likes you. Good luck!
  Tips:
    Just like the countless matchmaker tools you'll find all over the net.
    Please note: THIS IS NOT GUARANTEED TO WORK.
    It is simply based off of which names you enter in and how you enter them.
    One day, I'll crack the coding of this so you losers can figure out how
    to make your perfect match.

BINGO!
  Directions:
    A mobile bingo machine. Great for parties!
  Tips:
    If anyone actually has a use for a MOBILE bingo machine, please let me
    know. Great for parties?

WORLD CLOCK
  Directions:
    This tool gives the time for 73 cities across
    the world. Great for travel!
  Tips:
    Just like the directions say, "Great for travel!" I couldn't disagree.
    The only other use I've found for this is for figuring out when to call
    family and friends who live in other cities.


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No. 001
Name: Japanese Katana
Miniature Weapon Series #1
A miniature Japanese Katana, Miyamoto Musashi model.
Try not to lose the scabbard, as it tends to fall off.

No. 002
Name: Shuriken
Miniature Weapon Series #2
A miniature legendary shuriken used by the ninja.
To throw this accurately takes great skill.

No. 003
Name: Morning Star
Miniature Weapon Series #3
A savage weapon commonly used in the Middle Ages.
Just waving it around is exciting.

No. 004
Name: Katakama Yari
Miniature Weapon Series #4
A useful weapon for ranged attacks, but difficult
to master its use. The world record throw is 321 feet.

No. 005
Name: Matchlock Arquebus
Miniature Weapon Series #5
Miniature version of the first firearm,
the Arquebus. Chance of explosion is 50%.

No. 006
Name: Brass Knuckles
Miniature Weapon Series #6
These brass knuckles are the product of a leading
brass knuckle manufacturer. They really hurt.

No. 007
Name: Boomerang
Miniature Weapon Series #7
Reproduction of a legendary boomerang of an aborigine tribe.
Made from kangaroo and koala bones.

No. 008
Name: Pistol-Shaped Lighter
Unique Lighter Series #1
Miniature pistol shaped lighter, perhaps carried by a
woman spy. Pull the trigger and a flame shoots from the muzzle.

No. 009
Name: Cigarette-Shaped Lighter
Unique Lighter Series #2
Gag lighter. Light a cigarette with a cigarette!
Warning: you will be made fun of if you use this.

No. 010
Name: Sexy-Girl Printed Lighter
Unique Lighter Series #3
Lighter with a blonde swimsuit babe printed on it.
Swimsuit won't come off by any means. Very irritating.

No. 011
Name: Magazine-Shaped Lighter
Unique Lighter Series #4
Just plain big. The flame is also big and dangerous.
No one knows why it was made. Difficult to obtain.

No. 012
Name: Button
Completely Normal Button
Believed to be a button for an old man's slacks.
It reeks of moth balls.

No. 013
Name: Plastic Top
Cheap Plastic Top
Boring. Easily Lost. Easily broken. Choking risk.
Keep away from children... and old people too.

No. 014
Name: Coin Purse
Vinyl portable ashtray which was converted into a
change purse due to poor sales. Rumor has it that using
it brings bad luck, and the manufacturer is now bankrupt.

No. 015
Name: Firecracker
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #1
A little boy's necessity. Lighting it and throwing it so
that it will explode in mid-air was an act of great courage.

No. 016
Name: Small Cast-Iron Top
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #2
An old spinning top from the Meiji Period.
Doesn't spin well because it's been in storage too long.

No. 017
Name: Lillian
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #3
A little girl's necessity. It was wildly popular about 30 years ago
and caused many parents to name their daughters Lillian.

No. 018
Name: Pharaoh's Servant
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #4
A strange firecracker that grows and slithers around like
a snake when lit. Don't you want to slither with it?!

No. 019
Name: Menko
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #5
After winning, you can take your opponents' cards.
Teaches the joy of gambling to children everywhere.

No. 020
Name: Gyroscopic Top
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #6
The finest mom-and-pop item, capable of great acrobatics.
Also seen at festivals, but never bought there.

No. 021
Name: Paper Soap
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #7
Soap made of paper. Dissolves quickly and is soon lost.
Impossible to know if it really cleans or not.

No. 022
Name: Water Balloon
Mom-and-Pop Store Series #8
Water ballon hand grenade. Just fill with water.
Perfect for close comabt or dropping onto your enemies.

No. 023
Name: Bouncy Ball : Rugby
Bouncy Ball Series #1
Standard trinket item. A very bouncy rubber ball.
Shaped like a rugby ball so it bounces in random directions.

No. 024
Name: Bouncy Ball : Soccer
Bouncy Ball Series #2
Standard trinket item. A very bouncy rubber ball.
This soccer ball design is becoming rare these days.

No. 025
Name: Bouncy Ball : Tennis
Bouncy Ball Series #3
Standard trinket item. A very bouncy rubber ball.
When bounced too hard, this ball is often lost.

No. 026
Name: Bouncy Ball : Watermelon
Bouncy Ball Series #4
Standard trinket item. A very bouncy rubber ball.
Don't worry, you won't mistake it for a real watermelon.

No. 027
Name: Bouncy Ball : Marble
Bouncy Ball Series #5
Standard trinket item. A very bouncy rubber ball.
Looking at it puts you in a strange mood. Very popular.

No. 028
Name: Bouncy Ball : Brain
Bouncy Ball Series #6
Standard trinket item. A very bouncy rubber ball.
So realistic that its production had to be stopped.

No. 029
Name: Skeleton Bone
Keychain Series #1
Painted with luminous paint. Glows faintly in the dark.
The eyes are glass balls. Still not scary.

No. 030
Name: Mahjong Tile
Keychain Series #2
Mahjong Tile. There is a story of a man who was nearly
killed when he was caught using this keychain.

No. 031
Name: Anchor
Keychain Series #3
An anchor-shaped keychain made from a real melted down
anchor from a sunken ship. Many say it's cursed.

No. 032
Name: Oval Gold Coin "KOBAN"
Keychain Series #4
Model of an item seen in the three legged race game.
Popular item because it makes it easier to save money.

No. 033
Name: Bronze Coin
Keychain Series #5
A keychain made from money of the Edo Period in Japan.
There's a hole in it, and money with a hole in it is cool.

No. 034
Name: Ticket for KOFUKU Station
Keychain Series #6
A keychain designed to look like a certain lucky train ticket.
It's very popular with single guys.

No. 035
Name: ???
Keychain Series #7

No. 036
Name: Bean Paste Dumpling-Shaped Pen
Novelty Item #1
Novelty ink pen from the famous "Rabbit's Retreat"
candy store. Black ink. Best seller.

No. 037
Name: Sesami Dumpling-Shaped Pen
Novelty Item #2
Novelty ink pen from the famous "Rabbit's Retreat"
candy store. Silver ink. Girls love it.

No. 038
Name: Soy BBQ Dumpling-Shaped Pen
Novelty Item #3
Novelty ink pen from the famous "Rabbit's Retreat"
candy store. Brown ink. Still a large amount in stock.

No. 039
Name: Mugwort Dumpling-Shaped Pen
Novelty Item #4
Novelty ink pen from the famous "Rabbit's Retreat"
candy store. Green ink. Honors the store's "grass candy".

No. 040
Name: Lizard
Cheap toy. The shape is messed up, along with the paint.
As an added bonus the colors are just ridiculous.
No kid wants this.

No. 041
Name: Spider
Cheap toy. Maybe it is a tarantula?
The number of legs varies with each toy.
When you push its stomach, sometimes it squeaks. Sometimes.

No. 042
Name: Snake
Cheap toy. It has a terrible rubber smell.
Used as a talisman, this toy was imported by
a large company only to flop. Somebody lost their job.

No. 043
Name: Men's Room Stamp
Stamp Series #1
Cheap rubber stamp in the shape of a men's toilet sign.
Popular with little kids. Textbooks are no longer boring.

No. 044
Name: Women's Room Stamp
Stamp Series #2
Cheap rubber stamp in the shape of a women's toilet sign.
Popular with little kids. Often used in letters & diaries.

No. 045
Name: Mushroom Stamp
Stamp Series #3
Cheap rubber stamp in the shape of a men's toilet sign.
Popular with secretaries. Office documents most affected.

No. 046
Name: Scissors Stamp
Stamp Series #4
Cheap rubber stamp in the shape of scissors.
Popular with Japanese, Rock and paper also available.

No. 047
Name: Rock Stamp
Stamp Series #5
Cheap rubber stamp in the shape of a rock.
Popular with Japanese. Paper and scissors also available.

No. 048
Name: Paper Stamp
Stamp Series #6
Cheap rubber stampe in the shape of paper.
Popular with Japanese. Rock and scissors also available.

No. 049
Name: Buddha Stamp
Stamp Series #7
Cheap rubber stamp in the shape of Buddha.
Takes 5 HP of damage with every use.

No. 050
Name: Ballpoint Pen - Black
A writing utensil with a ball in the tip.
When you want nothing more than to write in black
letters, just pick up this pen and you'll be happy.

No. 051
Name: Ballpoint Pen - Red
A writing utensil with a ball in the tip.
For filling out forms or correcting papers,
this red pen will certainly satisfy you.

No. 052
Name: Kneaded Eraser
An eraser which can be kneaded back together and reused.
You can also stretch it, roll it into a ball, or throw
it at classmates. The possibilities are endless!

No. 053
Name: Crayons
A writing utensil made from wax. Mainly used by
small children, they often break, dirty your hands,
and eventually disappear (except the white one).

No. 054
Name: Dice
Cheap Looking Dice
Use to gamble, get arrested. Use to play board games,
don't get arrested. Keep out of nose, gets stuck easily.

No. 055
Name: Mini Playing Cards
Stamp-Sized Miniature Playing Cards
Too small to really use. 3 times more tiring than playing
with normal cards. Can't use for poker, can't hold'em.

No. 056
Name: Jump Rope
Vinyl jump-rope. Comes in red, blue, yellow, and raindbow.
Extremely painful when used to slap someone on
a cold day. can definitely cause a fight.


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No. 057
Name: Carrot-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #1
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
Washington is a leader in carrot production.

No. 058
Name: Onion-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #2
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
Idaho is a leader in onion production.

No. 059
Name: Green Pepper-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #3
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
Florida is a leader in bell pepper production.

No. 060
Name: Cabbage-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #4
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
New York is a leader in cabbage production.

No. 061
Name: Tomato-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #5
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
California is a leader in tomato production.

No. 062
Name: Potato-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #6
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
Idaho is a leader in potato production.

No. 063
Name: Sweet Potato-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #7
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
North Carolina is a leader in sweet potato production.

No. 064
Name: Pea-Shaped Magnet
Vegetable Magnet Series #8
Useful for sticking memos or recipes to the refrigerator.
Minnesota is a leader in green pea production.

No. 065
Name: Candle
Used by lighting the wick in the center of the wax
cylinder. Commonly used during power outages,
but can also be useful for telling ghost stories.

No. 066
Name: Mini Penlight
It looks like a pen, but it's actually a light.
You can take this to a concert and wave it around
instead of having to use a lighter.

No. 067
Name: Magnifier
A tool for magnifying small objects. Mainly used by
children and detectives. Can also concentrate light
and burn things. Please don't look directly at the sun.

No. 068
Name: Screw
A tool used to affix objects into place.
If you use the wrong screwdriver size or shape,
you might not ever be able to take it back out.

No. 069
Name: Awl
A tool for putting a hole in a board, plank, etc.
Useful when you really need to put a whole in something.
You could also use it to barbecue, or even fish.

No. 070
Name: Deodorant
Product to chemically get rid of those awful smells.
Try using it when that certain member of the opposite
sex stops by your room. You'll like the results.

No. 071
Name: Steamed Meat Dumpling
A steamed meat dumpling common in Yokohama, Japan.
Famous throughout Japan as a delicious snack. You'll
be accepted in Yokohama with a face full of this stuff.

No. 072
Name: Fish Paste
Fish paste made from only the freshest of fish.
Traditional steamed fish paste is tough and crunchy.
Makes for a great gift or souvenir.

No. 073
Name: Mandarin Orange
Shizouka, Japan is known for its tea and mandarin oranges.
They are very sweet and extremely juicy oranges.
You should definitely try some if you get the chance.

No. 074
Name: Shizuoka Tea
Shizuoka, Japan is to tea as tea is to Shizuoka, Japan.
Good luck finding water in Shizuoka, they only have
running tea. This is some of the best tea in the world.

No. 075
Name: Rice Cake
A baked rice cake dipped in hot water and then covered
in ground soybean. Extremely sweet and delicious.
Just don't get the crumbs everyhwere, please!

No. 076
Name: Yam Soup
Famous food of the Mariko Inn on the old
Edo-Kyoto Highway in Japan. It is often said that
travelers would eat this yam to regain energy.

No. 077
Name: Charcoal Broiled Eel
Eel from the warm climate and nutrient rich waters
of Hamamatsu, Japan. It is expensive, so if you
eat too much your money will slither away like this eel.

No. 078
Name: Miso
Miso is made from only pure water, soy beans, and salt.
A favorite of the famous shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu.
He even said so on a questionnaire. Seriously.

No. 079
Name: Shredded Eel Powder
A food famous in the Nagoya area of Japan.
Broiled eel shredded and served on top of rice. Supposedly
the people of this region could eat this for every meal.

No. 080
Name: Red Rice Cake
A Japanese confection. Rice cake with sweet bean paste.
Said to be often be prepared by wives for their
husbands for lunch in Mie, Japan.

No. 081
Name: Rattle
A baby's toy. When you shake it, it makes a sound
that babies love. You could also use it to let
others know where you are if a disaster strikes.

No. 082
Name: Feeding Bottle
A bottle for feeding milk to a baby.
The rubber nipple on this bottle is made just like
mom's to make babies and even some adults happy.

No. 083
Name: Training Potty
A training potty for babies.
Often in cute designs, such as a duck. This is a toilet
any baby can enjoy. It is also extremely portable!

No. 084
Name: ???

No. 085
Name: Foot-Patted Hamburger
A hamburger patted by foot, not by hand.
A chef, wearing 100% nylon socks, rhythmically,
with his feet, patted out this burger.

No. 086
Name: Speghetti Indian Curry Sauce
It may look like just a plate of spaghetti with curry
on top of it, but when you eat it your body instantly
becomes more flexible. Perfect for the yoga lover.

No. 087
Name: Chef's Special Curry
Chef's Special Curry. This curry is cooked according
to the chef's mood of health, current slimate, wind
direction, etc. In the end, it probably isn't even curry.

No. 088
Name: Mixed Parfait
This meal is made with all the sweetes ingredients
any child or woman loves. Because of the sheer size
and sweetness of this dish, most people can't finish it.

No. 089
Name: New Year's Dish
A dish for the New Year. All of the food normally
eaten only on New Year's packed into one dish. You
might be eating this dish until Valentine's Day!

No. 090
Name: Birthday Cake
Birthday Cake.
Decorated with a message like "Happy Birthday" and
candles corresponding to the person's age.

No. 091
Name: Pettitoes
A pig's foot. Full of collagen, this pig's foot
improves your appearance and your health. No doubt,
taking one of these for lunch will surprise everyone.

No. 092
Name: Carbonized Newt
A newt, baked and carbonized.
Used as a love charm or aphrodisiac since ancient times.
All young women should keep one in their bags.

No. 093
Name: Space Diet
Food made to be eaten in space.
Not really a delicacy but more like a rare treat.
A food everyone wants to try because it sounds cool.

No. 094
Name: Beer Mug
A cup mainly used for beer. Available in three sizes.
By cooling or freezing the mug, your beer will stay
colder and more delicious for longer. Try it!

No. 095
Name: Rice Paste Stick "Kiritampo"
A common snack of Akita, Japan. Grilled crushed rice
on a stick. Unfortunately, if you want to try this snack
you'll have to go to Akita or talk to Namahage.

No. 096
Name: Canned Soup
A can containing soup.
You can enjoy this soup and warm your body and soul.
Afterwards, you can use the empty can as a bowl or a vase.

No. 097
Name: Rain Brand Asstd. Dairy Products
A set containing numerous milk products such as
butter, cheese, yogurt, or milk-flavored toothpaste.
A fun gift to give or receive!

No. 098
Name: Cow Mark Foods Asstd. Ham
Ham with bones, boneless ham, pressed ham,
meat that looks like ham but who really knows,
and more assorted meat products, all in this one set!

No. 099
Name: Sign Pin : STOP
Road Sign Pin Series #1
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
Stop sign. If you see this, stop!

No. 100
Name: Sign Pin : KOALA CROSSING
Road Sign Pin Series #2
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
Australian "Watch for Koalas" sign.

No. 101
Name: Sign Pin : CURVES AHEAD
Road Sign Pin Series #3
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
Curve warning sign. Slow down!

No. 102
Name: Sign Pin : SPEED LIMIT 40 km
Road Sign Pin Series #4
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
Speed limit sign. Watch your speed!

No. 103
Name: Sign Pin : NO PARKING
Road Sign Pin Series #5
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
"No Parking" sign. Also a timed parking area.

No. 104
Name: Sign Pin : NO RICKSHAWS
Road Sign Pin Series #6
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
A Chinese "No Rickshaws" sign. Ahh, only in China.

No. 105
Name: Sign Pin : INTERSTATE
Road Sign Pin Series #7
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
Interstate Highway sign. This is the most popular pin.

No. 106
Name: Sign Pin : HORSE CROSSING
Road Sign Pin Series #8
These pins are very popular with the road sign nerds.
"Watch For Horses" sign. Horses are your friend.

No. 107
Name: USB Thumb Drive
Only 2 MB of storage.
Because of it's low storage capacity, most people use
it to decorate their homes. Surprisingly versatile.

No. 108
Name: Mouse
Product of the equipment maker "System Crash Inc.".
Famous for not sliding well. Because of the poor ergonomic
design, it often causes tendonitis. No court ruling yet.

No. 109
Name: Mousepad
Product of the equipment maker "System Crash Inc.".
Novelty item distributed at a trade show.
The company's name on the front is messpelled.
(In the picture, it is spelled: "sistum clash")

No. 110
Name: Kokeshi Doll
A toy in northeastern Japan.
Mostly seen with a round head and cylindrical body.
People could even call you "Kokeshi" as a nickname.

No. 111
Name: Beckoning Cat
An ornament shaped like a cat inviting people inside.
Said to have the power to invite customers and money.
Often seen in cheap restaurants.

No. 112
Name: Stomachic
Medicine to relieve stomach pains frmo too much eating,
drinking, or even stress. Useful for Christmas or
New Year season. Doesn't taste very good though.


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No. 113
Name: Beetle
Insect Figure Series #1
This figure represents the strongest of all insects.
If the horn breaks off, think of it as a female.

No. 114
Name: Japanese Golden Ringed Dragonfly
Insect Figure Series #2
Figure of a large dragonfly. The wings easily rip
off and are easily lost. Often found behind sofas.

No. 115
Name: Oriental Migratory Locust
Insect Figure Series #3
An actual oriental locust was motion captured to make
this figure. Unfortunately, this figure doesn't move.

No. 116
Name: Ladybug
Insect Figure Series #4
Combine this with the "weird orange-colored liquid thingy"
(sold seperately) for an even more realistic ladybug.

No. 117
Name: Giant Water Bug
Insect Figure Series #5
This figure, with its scythe-shaped front legs,
has caused many injuries to children everywhere.

No. 118
Name: Blackish Cicada
Insect Figure Series #6
The poor quality of this figure represents the short
life of the cicada. Of, and it's really loud too.

No. 119
Name: Queen Ant
Insect Figure Series #7
Since it is a "queen", this figure was made
with a very feminine figure.

No. 120
Name: Odontolabis Femoralis
Insect Figure Series #8
Foreign-made stag bettle figure. The manufacturer forgot
to paint the legs red and it was recalled. Looks strong!

No. 121
Name: Poison Mushroom

No. 122
Name: Bracket Fungus

No. 123
Name: Baby Sea Turtle

No.124
Name: Green-Shelled Turtle
It's sometimes possible to capture a small one, but they
grow to be very large. Stepping on them sends them flying.

No. 125
Name: Cheap vase
A cheap looking vase with fancy animal and seasonal
patterns painted on it. At least if you break it nobody
will care.


No. 126
Name: Disposable Pocket Warmer

No. 127
Name: Lion
Miniature Animal Figure Series #1
A figure of the king of all animals, the lion. Despite being
king, falling into a valley will break it.

No. 128
Name: Mokele-Mbembe
Miniature Animal Figure Series #2

No. 129
Name: Koala
Miniature Animal Figure Series #3
A koala figure. Cute when you look at it from far away, but
actually its eyes and claws are just plain scary.

No. 130
Name: Giant Panda
Miniature Animal Figure Series #4
A figure of the popular panda. The black parts were colored
in white with a big magic marker rather crudely

No. 131
Name: Fossil Man
Miniature Animal Figure Series #5

No. 132
Name: Chupacabra
Miniature Animal Figure Series #6

No. 133
Name: Anaconda
Miniature Animal Figure Series #7
A figure of a snake living in nothern South America. It's life
size, so you can really wrap it around you.

No. 134
Name: Lesser Cuckoo
Miniature Animal Figure Series #8

No. 135
Name: Grim Reaper Figure
Create as a novelty item for a game but didn't sell very well
leading to a huge overstock. The fact that rubbing it gives off
a corpse's stench didn't help.

No. 136
Name: Black Elf Figure

No. 137
Name: Pinnochio Figure

No. 138
Name: William's Bow and Arrow

No. 139
Name: Nightstick
While only about 1 inch long, this night stick model is made from
100% real oak. Stepping on this thing could cause serious injury.
Please be careful.

No. 140
Name: Remodeled Rifle

No. 141
Name: Male Chick

No. 142
Name: Ball Player Chick - Male

No. 143
Name: Psychedelic Chick - Male

No. 144
Name: Kiwi Chick - Male
One of chick from Chick Sorting. A chick from New Zealand with a
long slender beak. Wings are under-developed so it can't fly. Male.

No. 145
Name: Delinquent Chick - Male

No. 146
Name: Dreadlocked Chick - Male

No. 147
Name: Bonsai Chick - Male
One kind of chick from Chick Sorting. A chick with a bonsai tree on
its head. Popular with the elderly. Ones without a ribbon are male.

No. 148
Name: Huge Forehead Chick - Male

No. 149
Name: Afro Chick - Male

No. 150
Name: Punk Chick - Male

No. 151
Name: Dark Chick - Male
One kind of chick from Chick Sorting. A chick wearing a very evil-looking
mask. Seeks to reign as supreme ruler of the galaxy by any means. Male.

No. 152
Name: Female Chick

No. 153
Name: Ball Player Chick - Female

No. 154
Name: Psychedelic Chick - Female

No. 155
Name: Kiwi Chick - Female

No. 156
Name: Delinquent Chick - Female

No. 157
Name: Dreadlocked Chick - Female

No. 158
Name: Bonsai Chick - Female

No. 159
Name: Huge Forehead Chick - Female

No. 160
Name: Afro Chick - Female
One kind of chick from Chick Sorting. A chick with an afro.
Looks really funky! Likes R&B music. Female.

No. 161
Name: Punk Chick - Female

No. 162
Name: Dark Chick - Female
One kind of chick from Chick Sorting. A chick wearing a very
evil-looking mask. Seeks to reign as supreme ruler of the
galaxy by any means. Female.

No. 163
Name: Heavenly Chick

No. 164
Name: The Masked Compadre Autograph

No. 165
Name: The Masked Compadre's Mask

No. 166
Name: Folding Steel Chair

No. 167
Name: The Bell

No. 168
Name: ???

No. 184
Name: Soldier figure: Sniper
Soldier Figure Series #2
A figure of a sniper thinking to himself,
"Damn! I shot the wrong guy!"

No. 186
Name: Soldier figure: Medic
Soldier Figure Series #4
A figure of a medic taking a swig of whiskey before
performing some medical treatment of questionable quality.

No. 187
Name: Soldier figure: Pilot
Soldier Figure Series #5
A figure of a lazy pilot getting ready to use a plane to
go get some shopping done.

No. 196
Name: Cute Girl Phone's Strap
A cell phone strap honoring a very famous girl's anime.
The eyes light up  when receiving a call, it is actually
kind of scary looking.

No. 216
Name: Shogi Piece: Pawn
Shogi Series #1
Shogi's pawn. It can only move one space forward.
Has strength in numbers.  Laugh at the pawn, die by the pawn.

No. 217
Name: Shogi Piece: Lance
Shogi Series #2
Shogi's kamikaze. It can move anywhere straight forward.
Often sacrificed in order to attack.

No. 218
Name: Shogi Piece: Knight
Shogi Series #3
Shogi's rebel. It can move two spaces forward diagonaly. Great
for penetrating enemy defense, but weak in close.

No. 219
Name: Shogi Piece: Silver General
Shogi Series #4
Shogi's middle management. It can move one space everywhere
except horizontally and backwards. Everyone forgets this.

No. 220
Name: Shogi Piece: Gold General
Shogi Series #5
Shogi's Prince. It can only move one space in any direction
except diagonnally backwards.


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Well, I know that for sure, this guide is going to take a lot of time to
complete. That said, if anyone has any contribution for trinkets that I
just put a ??? for, email me, like I said before.
 Note: This goes for tips for mini-games too. ^-^

There are a total of 8 pages of trinkets. Each page has 56 trinkets.
I'm attempting at eventually typing up not only the name and series of each,
but also the description. Don't expect this to be finished anytime soon.


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Okay so here we go: the most frequently asked questions.

Q: Why aren't I making money for ______?
A: You're probably playing in the practice section for Jobs. Go to the main
  menu, and then to Jobs instead. There should only be 4 jobs available.

Q: Why can't I play ______ in the normal mode to get cash?
A: Simple really, there are only 4 slots available, so just cycle through the
  games to find the one you want. There are in general two methods to do so:
    I. Play a game and lose.
    II. Load the game and hit quit instead of actually playing it.


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                               -Version 1.75-
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Version Updates:
 Version 1.00 - June 14, 2007
    First Draft
 Version 1.20 - August 31, 2007
    Fixed formatting of the Tools section to match Jobs
    Added more tips on Jobs
 Version 1.25 - September 4, 2007
    Fixed a few typos
    Added tips for Cliff Race 2000 VS
    Added tips for most Tools
 Version 1.40 - September 7, 2007
    Added ASCII banner up top ^^
    Added tips for Pendemonium & Demonstration Roundup
    Added tips for all remaining Tools
    Added FAQ section
 Version 1.41 - September 14, 2007
    Added descriptions for 6 trinkets
 Version 1.43 - September 15, 2007
    Added ASCII Art
    Reformatted the Credits list
    Slightly re-worded Tips for Cliff Race & Cliff Race 2000
 Version 1.45 - September 28, 2007
    Added descriptions for all trinkets on pages 1-2 (that I have)
 Version 1.46 - October 11, 2007
    Refinished the Tips section for the King of the Castle Tool
 Version 1.47 - November 12, 2007
    Added descriptions of the Insect Figure series.
 Version 1.50 - February 3, 2008
    Reformatted entire guide, fixed minor errors
    Added Tips for 4 Fingers
 Version 1.60 - February 8, 2008
    Added tips for Cliff Race 2000, Ghost Psychic
 Version 1.75 - February 14, 2008
    Added Walkthrough for Drunken Mayor
    Changed ASCII to match American Boxart
    Updated tips for various Tools
    Fixed minor formatting errors

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Special thanks out to:

Producer, Takafumi Fujisawa
 Making a brilliant, yet useless game.

Joel Piwniuk
 Suggesting me to make this guide, (even though he was joking at the time)

Khabibuln
 Job tips for Pendemonium, Demonstration
 Roundup, 4 Fingers, and Chick Sorter.
 (I added your 4 Fingers strat, but expanded on it. Haven't touch Chick yet)

Matt Hirao
 Cliff Race + Ghost Psychic Tips
 Drunken Mayor Walkthrough

Queen of All Cosmos
 22 Trinket Descriptions

Gil Merto
 Vague, yet useful description for King of the Castle Tool

Text-Image.com
 ASCII Logo


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