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Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law (Wii) FAQ
January 19, 2008
Daniel (FecalLord) Engel
fecalord [AT] gmail [DOT] com
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(A) TABLE OF CONTENTS
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Table of Contents
(A) This Table of Contents
(B) Controls
(C) The Basics
(D) Walkthrough
- (D-01) The Burning Question
- (D-02) Cleaning Crew
- (D-03) From Glamour To Slamour
- (D-04) Personal Piracy
- (D-05) Two Birds, One Throne
(E) Unlocks
(F) Experimental
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(B) CONTROLS
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The controls for this game are as follows:
Point/Dpad - Move cursor.
A - Confirm choices.
B - Cancel choices.
Plus - Pause menu.
Minus - Check gathered evidence/profiles.
1/2 - Change tab, show your crests.
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(C) THE BASICS
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Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law is played in a similar style to the Phoenix
Wright: Ace Attorney series of games. Gameplay starts with collecting evidence
and talking to people outside court. It then switches to using that evidence
in court during testimony.
During the first phase you have 4 options, but you won't always have all 4
available to you. These options are Talk, Move, Examine, Present. Talk lets
you talk to someone in the current location. Move allows you to move to a
different location. Examine lets you look at points of interest and enter some
of them as evidence. Present has you look through your inventory to present a
piece of evidence to someone or use that evidence in a location.
Talking to people plays out in a multiple choice form where you can choose
some, all or one of the options given. Usually the correct choice moves the
plot along without giving you a chance to try the other choices. Some choices
can give you an extra crest or even a hidden Street Fighter cameo to unlock a
Secret Movie. Most extra choices are extra jokes, so be sure to try them all.
Once you have moved into the court room you have to be careful what you do.
You are only allowed 5 mistakes in the form of crests. Once you lose all 5,
you have to start over from your last save. You can press witnesses to try and
get more details, and you need to present the right evidence on their
statements to prove their contradictions.
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(D) WALKTHROUGH
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Bricklayer J. Gastronomy
You will find the walkthrough for the entire game in the sections below.
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(D-01) THE BURNING QUESTION
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Harvey's Office
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Q-01: Crossword puzzle. What is a seven letter word for long and hard? [ANY]
Ayaqowb
Harvey Birdman: "It fits perfectly, and it is long and incredibly hard to
pronounce. Except, I feel like... NAH! Two down, sixty-five
to go."
Arduous
Harvey Birdman: "Arduous. It's a little long, and all those vowels make it
hard."
Arousal
Harvey Birdman: "Arousal. Hmmm... what does 'long and hard' have to do with
'arousal'?"
Peanut: "Well, Harvey, if you don't know the answer to that by now, it's safe
to say you never will."
*PROFILE ADDED! - Peter Potamus*
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Record Album, Police Report, Book of Matches*
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Defendant Examination - Peter Potamus
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Q-02: Does Potamus have laryngitis? [ANY]
Yes
Harvey Birdman: "Laryngitis? Why, of course. He probably couldn't even say
one more word."
Potamus: "See? I told you. Case dismissed!"
Vulturo: "Laughable! No further questions, your honor. He did it!"
No
Harvey Birdman: "I think he meant to say bronchitis. Wait, that's the
seven-letter word beginning with 'A'!
Potamus: "Yeah, what he said."
Vulturo: "You mean an inflammation of the bronchial tubes, caused by
excessive smoke inhalation! Laughable! No further questions, your
honor. He did it!
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Defendant Cross-Examination - Peter Potamus
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Q-03: Potamus is... [ANY]
Stupid
Harvey Birdman: "...stupid, rude, arrogant, obese, flatulent, ill-mannered,
bad-tempered, lazy, buoyant and obnoxious... but he is NOT an
arsonist. I think." Innocent
Harvey Birdman: "...guilty of cooking weenies over my burning house and
consuming large quantities of alcohol all while dancing naked
with tribal drums, but not of starting the fire!"
A mutant hippo
Harvey Birdman: "...a person of 'special needs' - a man on a journey through
life without the aid of fingers or thumbs and therefore
incapable of starting a fire!!!"
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Witness Cross-Examination - Gigi
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*PROFILE ADDED! - Gigi*
Press the first statement for an optional scene.
Present the Book of Matches on the third statement.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Cigarette Lighter*
Q-04: What is fishy here? [1st or 3rd]
Those Matches
Harvey Birdman: "Wait just one second! Why would Gigi say she saw Potamus
with a book of matches?"
..those aren't his initials
Harvey Birdman: "But how do we know that P.P. stands for Peter Potamus? It
could stand for P the Phunkmaker, Phil Phebben or maybe
even... hey Peanut what's your last name?"
My wife
Harvey Birdman: "Did she say she was my wife again? Because maybe she could
help me with that seven letter wor-"
Press the third statement for new evidence.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - 9-1-1 Recording*
Present the 9-1-1 Recording on the third statement for new evidence.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Prenuptial Agreement*
Q-05: It couldn't be Potamus' lighter because... [1st, then 2nd]
..it is a trick lighter [Secret Movie]
Harvey Birdman: "Have you attempted to use the lighter? This is nothing more
than one of those trick lighters that squirt water! Here let
me show the court. So as you can plainly see, that man is on
fire, and uh, therefore this is not a trick lighter"
..those aren't his initials
Harvey Birdman: "While these may appear to be Peter Potamus' initials
engraved on the lighter if you flip it over, tilt it at a 90
degree angle while gleaming it towards the sun, and possibly
wear an eyepatch, the initials clearly read: G.G."
..he has no fingers
Harvey Birdman: "I am sure if I handed this lighter to Potamus there would be
no way he could make it work."
Potamus: "Harvey, I may not have fingers, but I am able to perform many
complicated tasks...gimme dat ting. Hey everyone... look! A
sammich! I got it! I got it!"
Present the Prenuptial Agreement to see the proper ending to the case, or
present anything else to see the other ending.
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(D-02) CLEANING CREW
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Harvey's Office
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Q-01: Why is everything missing? [1st, then 2nd]
We're going zen! [Secret Movie]
Harvey Birdman: "We're going ZEN! Very minimalist. I like it!"
Peanut: "Nice. That'll cut down on all that silly "We've been robbed" fuss."
We've been robbed!
Harvey Birdman: "Peanut, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!"
Peanut: "Ya think? Let's not be hasty now. Hey, I'm just happy they didn't
get my computer... or this stack of money."
Harvey Birdman: "Some of that stuff was irreplaceable! My mask balm was in
there! My big box of rubber bands! All gone! Jackie! Get
me the police department. Jackie? Let me use your computer
to email Jackie. Hey! Why wasn't your computer stolen?!"
Peanut: "Uh. Blind justice? Do we really need to involve the cops in this?"
Harvey Birdman: "If not the police, who'd do it..."
Peanut: "G'head."
Harvey Birdman: "I'll take the case."
I finally made partner!
Harvey Birdman: "They're moving me to a new office? I MADE PARTNER!"
Peanut: "Ah yeah isn't that great... NO."
Examine the Stack of Money, Car Keys, Coffee Cup to add them into evidence.
Examine Inch High Private Eye, and X's Death Ray to their profiles.
*LOCATION OPENED! - Javalux*
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S&S Entrance
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Examine the Office Intercom Box or the Paper Bag and Boxers.
Q-02: How and what should I examine? [2nd]
Listen to the bag
Peanut: "What are you..."
Harvey Birdman: "Shhhhh... I am listening for clues. Watch and learn, this
is how a true detective works."
Peanut: "Yeah. So what does the bag tell you?"
Harvey Birdman: "It's a paper bag. And it is stuck to these tiny boxers."
Peanut: "And there you have it."
Taste the bag
Harvey Birdman: "There's something familiar about this. This grease smells
like Peanut oil."
Peanut: "Is that in the bag too or just the boxers? Hey, they're not mine.
That's not enough wrapping for my package."
Phil: "Package! Special delivery! Take it to the back door!"
Smell the boxers
Harvey Birdman: "These smell like they belong to some wild animal! Oh you
know I don't mean it like that!"
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Bag attached to Boxers, Intercom*
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Javalux
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Q-03: Tell the police that... [3rd]
I'm a Superhero
Harvey Birdman: "Hold it, officers! I'm a SUPERHERO! Kind of."
Policeman: "So, you're an unlicensed vigilante?"
Harvey Birdman: "Uh...and also a lawyer."
Secret Squirrel: "You're not helping."
He's a spy
Harvey Birdman: "You can't arrest him. He's a SPY!"
Secret Squirrel: "No, I'm not. I'm not a spy."
Harvey Birdman: "Yes, you are too a spy! Why are you disagreeing with me?"
Secret Squirrel: "Hey, Harvey. How about keeping that down some before the
"secret" part of Secret Squirrel loses all meaning?"
He's my client
Harvey Birdman: "Wait! I'm an attorney, and he's my client!"
Secret Squirrel: "Yeah! He's my-- Wait! What?"
Harvey Birdman: "What are the charges?"
Policeman: "Robbing your office." Harvey Birdman: "Take him away, boys!"
Secret Squirrel: "No! Wait! I don't do well in tight spaces with lonely
men!"
Examine Mask Balm and Trash Can (twice) to add the Mask Balm and Fortune Cookie
into evidence, update the Coffee Cup and get a bonus crest.
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Harvey's Office
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Talk to Birdgirl.
*LOCATION OPENED! - Prison Entrance*
Present the fortune cookie to add the Lobster into evidence.
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Prison Entrance
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Examine Magilla Gorilla and talk to him.
Present the Javalux Coffee Cup to add Magilla Gorilla's profile.
Examine Secret Squirrel and talk to him.
Present the Mask Balm, followed by the Bag attached to Boxers to add Secret
Squirrel's profile.
Talk to Birdgirl.
Q-04: Do I want to question X? [1st or 2nd]
Yes!
Harvey Birdman: "Yes! You're right. I'll go right away."
Birdgirl: "I'm right? I'm RIGHT! I can't believe you're really going to
march right up to your arch enemy who's only been trying to steal
your crest for years just to prove your other clients' innocence!
Harvey Birdman: "On second thought, you're right. It would be dumb to go
looking for trouble. I'll deal with X later."
No Way!
Harvey Birdman: "I've got two suspects right here! That's already two whole
more people than I usually have."
X Who?
Harvey Birdman: "X Who?"
Birdgirl: "The Eliminator. Your arch-nemesis. The guy in the magenta hood."
Harvey Birdman: "Not ringing a bell."
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Defendant Cross-Examination: Secret Squirrel
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Press the second statement to rephrase it.
Present the Greasy Bag on the second statement
Present the Little Boxers.
Q-05: Prove Secret Squirrel's Innocence. [3rd]
The Boxers
Harvey Birdman: "The prosecution failed to link the boxers to my client!"
Freezoid: "Except, you know, he pretty much admitted those were his boxers.
Doesn't matter that it wasn't his nut sack that was in them."
He's a Secret Detective
Harvey Birdman: "Your honor, it's against the very nature of my client to
commit thievery. He has served the community for years as a
secret detective."
Freezoid: "He's also served the community by, uh, showing everyone where he
stores his acorns. He's got a history of exposing himself."
The Peanuts
Harvey Birdman: "The peanuts! He couldn't have eaten what was in that bag.
It would've killed him on the spot."
Mentok: "Damn. Harvey, you're right. Nice recovery! Not guilty! We'll
reconvene to try Magilla Gorilla for the crime instead."
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Javalux
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Examine the Blue Feather if you want to add it to your inventory.
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X's Apartment
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Examine X's Business Card, Larry's Discount Lairs Receipt and the Vacuum Tube
to add them into evidence.
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Harvey's Office
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Examine X's Death Ray.
Examine the Lever.
Examine the Big Red Button.
Present the Vacuum Tube.
Examine the Toth Business Card to add it into evidence.
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Defendant Cross-Examination: Magilla Gorilla
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Press the fourth statement.
Q-06: Magilla couldn't have robbed the office because... [2nd]
There's no proof
Harvey Birdman: "Hundreds of people go to Javalux every day. Just because
there is a cup at the crime scene from a place my client
visits it doesn't mean that there's any proof that he robbed
the office."
Freezoid: "Except for the whole part where he admitted to robbing the
office."
He was too injured
Harvey Birdman: "The coffee you spilled on yourself prevented you from
sitting down-- or even bending over. You wouldn't be able to
fit through my door."
Magilla Gorilla: "I- I suppose that's true. I didn't do it then?"
Mentok: "Well done, Harvey! I'd like to pronounce our primo primate friend
here-
Freezoid: "Objection! I'd like a chance to further question the witness!"
Mentok: "Spoilsport!"
Freezoid: "Mr. Gorilla. You say you could not bend over at the time of the
crime."
Magilla Gorilla: "Yes. That coffee did it to me."
Freezoid: "Can you climb, Mr. Gorilla."
Magilla Gorilla: "Like a monkey!"
Freezoid: "Could you climb up through the window of Mr. Birdman's office?"
Magilla Gorilla: "So that's how I did it?"
Freezoid: "Exactly!"
Harvey Birdman: "Objection! I can prove he didn't do that."
Freezoid: "Really? How?"
Harvey Birdman: "There was something that would have gotten in his way."
He's Allergic
Harvey Birdman: "You're allergic to peanuts!"
Magilla Gorilla: "Actually, I love peanuts. I'm just "nutty" about 'em."
Harvey Birdman: "Okay. Wait! That's Secret Squirrel, I err..."
Present X's Death Ray.
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Defendant Cross-Examination: Peanut
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Press the only statement.
Press the fifth statement.
Present the Stack of Money on the fifth statement.
Press the fourth statement.
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Defendant Cross-Examination: X The Eliminator
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Press the third statement.
Present the Toth Business Card on the third statement.
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Revision Cross-Examination: X The Eliminator
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Press the third statement.
Present Larry's Discount Lairs Receipt on the fourth statement.
Present X's Business Card.
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Harvey's Office
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Present the Javalux Coffee Cup, Greasy Bag or Little Boxers to see the proper
ending to the case, or present anything else to see the other ending.
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(D-03) FROM GLAMOUR TO SLAMOUR
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Harvey's Office
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Q-01: What is this duck's name? [ANY]
Yakky Doodle
Harvey Birdman: "Yakky Doodle... Right? How's it hanging?"
Judge Mightor: "Doodle doodle doodle doo."
Chemical Castration
Harvey Birdman: "Chemical Castration. It has alliteration, I like it.
Although I'd have to imagine it puts off the ladies."
Non-Committal
Harvey Birdman: "Uh, hey... Buddy. What brings you in here. Chief."
*PROFILE ADDED! - Yakky Doodle*
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Courtroom
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*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Confession Note, Heist Note*
Q-02: Make an argument concerning... [3rd, then 1st]
The Robber's Lisp
Harvey Birdman: "My client doesn't have a lisp."
Freezoid: "Are you kidding me?! Hey duck, do you think you have a lisp?"
Yakky Doodle: "zzphh shesss mrrrp aacka bout"
Harvey Birdman: "Maybe he has a bit of a lisp."
Freezoid: "He has a horrible speech impediment, obviously referred to as a
lisp by the witness. Nothing further, your honor."
Mentok: "Your witness, Birdman."
The Robber's Height
Harvey Birdman: "The size of my client is only relevant if we know the size
of the eyewitness who saw Yakky, I mean Nailgun, robbing the
bank."
Freezoid: "Come on, size is relative but seriously, what's smaller than the
duck? Fine, scratch the short thing from the testimony."
The Robber's Mask [Bonus Crest]
Harvey Birdman: "I don't really see how the robber having a mask comes into
play in this case at all. I mean how many people in their
day to day lives have to wear masks to get their job done?"
Mentok: "The bird is right. The mask is inconsequential. Scratch it from
the list!"
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Defendant Cross-Examination: Yakky Doodle
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Press the first statement.
Present the Confession Note on the third statement.
Q-03: What evidence proves that Yakky is Innocent? [3rd]
This Note is Illegible
Harvey Birdman: "My client may have written this, but it could say anything.
How do you know he wrote his name? Maybe it's a drawing, a
code or even a map. Is this a map? Where's the treasure?!"
Yakky Doodle: "It's just my name."
The Duck is Insane
Harvey Birdman: "My client is insane. This duck has no clue what day it is.
Heck, I'd bet my reputation that he doesn't even know where
he is right now."
Yakky Doodle: "I'm in court."
Harvey Birdman: "See, he thinks he's a horse."
Freezoid: "He said that he is in court."
The Handwriting
Harvey Birdman: "This is my client's handwriting on the confession note. Be
it hard to decipher, it proves that this duck did not rob the
bank!"
Freezoid: "What?! Ridiculous. How?"
Present the Heist Note.
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Harvey's Cell
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*PROFILE ADDED! - Sebben & Sebben*
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Social Area
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*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Mayo*
Talk to Dum Dum.
Q-04: Take the phone number from Dum Dum? [2nd]
Yes
Harvey Birdman: "I'd love to call your friend."
Dum Dum: "You're a smart bird. Do this right and I'll owe you one."
No [Secret Movie]
Harvey Birdman: "I'm not getting caught up in your evil schemes."
Dum Dum: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about "evil"? Did you hear
him call us evil?"
Harvey Birdman: "So is this an 888 or 555?"
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Toilet Paper*
*PROFILE ADDED! - Dum Dum*
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Prison Phone
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Talk to the guard.
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Harvey's Cell
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Talk to the Burly Man about all 3 topics.
*LOCATION OPENED! - Garden, Exercise Room*
*PROFILE ADDED! - Burly Man*
Examine the cucumber to add it into evidence.
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Exercise Room
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Examine the Moo Toy to add it into evidence.
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Garden
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Talk to Number Two about both topics.
*PROFILE ADDED! - Number Two*
Examine the pile of dirt.
Examine the Potato and Gray Rocks to add them into evidence.
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Harvey's Cell
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Present Gray Rocks.
Q-05: How do I get that prisoner to move? [3rd]
Threaten Him
Harvey Birdman: "Stand aside before I blast you aside."
Burly Man: "You can blast me, but you better make damn sure that you kill me.
Cause if you don't, I won't make the same mistake with you."
Harvey Birdman: "Wow. That's pretty hardcore. You win."
Push Him Aside
Harvey Birdman: "You're going to move, if I have to make you..."
Burly Man: "Come and get me."
Knock over the Painting
Harvey Birdman: "You leave me no choice."
Burly Man: "Noooo........."
Examine the Painted Brick to add it into evidence.
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Prison Phone
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Present the Painted Brick.
Q-06: Whose cell is the brick from? [2nd]
Harvey's Cellmate
Harvey Birdman: "Sadly, it's my own cell-mate."
Guard1: "That's a funny coincidence! He came and told me that it was you
that was trying to break out."
Harvey Birdman: "I'm telling you! My cell mate is trying to escape!"
Guard1: "Nope."
Someone Else
Harvey Birdman: "I found it in... in... It was those guys!"
Guard1: "Those little guys?"
Harvey Birdman: "Uhh... yeah. I found it in their cell."
Guard1: "Those little bastards. I knew it."
Harvey Birdman: "Okay then."
Examine the Nickel and the List to add them into evidence.
Present the Sebben & Sebben profile to get a bonus crest.
Present the Toilet Paper.
Q-07: What message was I supposed to give? [3rd]
Take out the Trash
Harvey Birdman: "I'm supposed to say something about trash to you?"
Nailgun: "Hmmm. That sounds very close to a message I was supposed to get
but not exactly. I wish I could help you out, but I'm going to have
to be super anal about that."
Harvey Birdman: "Crap."
HELP!
Harvey Birdman: "Uh, listen, some lunatic in jail gave me this number... on
toilet paper... and is making me call you to give you some
coded message and I just really need someone to help me."
Nailgun: "Uh, wow. I wish you hadn't said all that into a prison phone."
Harvey Birdman: "Do you think they monitor the calls?"
Nailgun: "Nah, it's just prison. Not like you've done anything wrong to be
in there and they should be suspicious or anything."
Take out the Garbage
Harvey Birdman: "I was told that you should probably take out the garbage."
Nailgun: "Consider it done."
Guard1: "So it's been you."
Harvey Birdman: "I was calling my mom."
Guard2: "You're losing all your privileges from here on out."
Harvey Birdman: "There's got to be something I can do to fix this?"
Guard1: "Not unless you're a lawyer."
Harvey Birdman: "Really? It just so happens that I am. Harvey Birdman
Attorney at Law at your services."
Guard2: "Hmmmm... well, conveniently, we're having an in-prison court case in
like five minutes. We'll forget about this little incident if you
act as the Prosecutor."
Harvey Birdman: "Really? Uh... sure. On one condition though. I want you
to send someone to my office to get my legal diploma."
Guard1: "Fine. If you win the case, we'll escort you."
Harvey Birdman: "So, what's the case?"
Guard2: "The electronics are on the fritz. We think one of the prisoners has
some sort of super powers."
Guard1: "Yeah, like the lights flicker while I walk at night through
C-Block... it's really scary."
Guard2: "We even found a cell unlocked."
Harvey Birdman: "So, I just need to find out what's causing these electrical
disturbances? I'LL TAKE THE CASE!"
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Courtroom
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Q-08: Maybe I can get Mentok to let me act as prosecutor by... [ANY]
Using Logic
Harvey Birdman: "How can I be both a real lawyer and also be in jail for not
having law license?"
Mentok: "Oh you make an excellent argument Birdman... FOR ONCE!"
Harvey Birdman: "So, you'll let me out of jail?"
Mentok: "No, but I will let you keep playing pretend lawyer in this case."
Begging
Harvey Birdman: "Please! If I don't win as a lawyer in this case, I'll never
get to get out of jail to prove I'm a lawyer in another
case."
Mentok: "Does this seem like convoluted and circular logic to anyone else,
here... in the room?"
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Defendant Cross-Examination: Dum Dum
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Press the fourth statement.
Present the Dum Dum profile on the third statement.
Q-09: Who should I call to the stand next? [2nd]
Harvey's Cellmate
Harvey Birdman: "I would like to call my cell mate to the stand!"
Burly Man: "Go screw."
Mentok: "Ok, so that's a no."
Number Two
Harvey Birdman: "Number 2! I call the organic gardener to the stand.
Prepare for testimonial questioning!"
Mentok: "On what grounds? I need some sort of evidence."
Pixie & Dixie
Harvey Birdman: "Pixie & Dixie! They have to be involved in this somehow."
Mentok: "Look Birdman, I am sure this has been a long day for you so, so I'll
pretend like you aren't just calling random people to the stand."
Present the Number Two profile.
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Defendant Cross-Examination: Number Two
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Present the Number Two profile on the third statement.
Press the fourth statement.
Q-10: What is Number Two's scheme? Something involving... [2nd]
Some sort of Machine
Harvey Birdman: "Couldn't you have created a device that lets you control
electronics!"
Number Two: "You mean a remote control? I suppose some sort of device is
possible but how would I power it?"
Harvey Birdman: "Wait a second! Organic battery... spud garden... there has
to be something here. Yes! I got it."
That Garden
Harvey Birdman: "You told me that you had grown potatoes of amazing power.
Couldn't they control electronic devices?"
Number Two: "Wow. How did F.E.A.R. never beat you?"
Mentok: "A machine-controlling potato? That seems like a stretch, Birdman."
Present the Potato.
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Harvey's Cell
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Talk to Dum Dum about all 3 topics.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - $1000 Bill*
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Social Area
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Talk to Pixie & Dixie about both topics.
Present the $1000 Bill.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Potato Flashlight*
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Exercise Room
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Present the Potato Flashlight.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Potato Remote*
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Prison Phone
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Present the Potato Remote to finish the case.
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(D-04) PERSONAL PIRACY
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Harvey's Office
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Q-01: I should... [ANY]
Attack
Harvey Birdman: "No one messes with my sidekick! Be gentle. He's just a
boy. I think"
Hide
Harvey Birdman: "Hit the deck!"
Police Officer: "Peanut, we have a warrant for your arrest."
Harvey Birdman: "Ah, all right. Don't forget to read him his rights.
(EXCITED TO AVENGER) I just learned that recently!"
Remain Calm
Harvey Birdman: "Calm. Stay calm, Harvey. Calm. Stay calm, Harvey. Please
don't hurt me! Too much!"
Examine the Warrant for Peanut's Arrest and the Four-pack of Pacifiers to add
them into evidence.
*LOCATION OPENED! - Prison Visitor's Area*
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Prison Visitor's Area
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Talk to Peanut.
Q-02: Answer with... [ANY]
The Truth
Harvey Birdman: "No. They all think you're guilty. I'm the only hope you've
got."
Peanut: "Hmmm... OK. Hey. What do you think my chances are with a public
defender?!"
Call for Avenger
Harvey Birdman: "Avenger, TO me!"
Peanut: "So who is the firm sending to represent me?"
A Black Lie
Harvey Birdman: "Sure thing! Sure."
Peanut: "Seriously, though. I want a good lawyer. I can afford the best."
Harvey Birdman: "On what I pay you?"
Peanut: "I've made some good 'investments'."
"I'll take the case!"
*LOCATION OPENED! - Phil's Office*
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Phil's Office
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Q-03: I should... [ANY]
Do Nothing
Birdgirl: "I'll save him! (makes bugle noise like cavalry charge) I never
get to save anyone!"
Send Avenger [Bonus Crest]
Harvey Birdman: "Avenger! Go!"
Peter Potamus: "Hey, grab me a power juice while you're out, would ya?"
Baby Phil: "Waaaaah! Ha!"
Save the Baby
Harvey Birdman: "I got him! I got hi... Oh, that's not good."
*PROFILE ADDED! - Birdgirl*
Examine the Drink Coasters.
*LOCATION OPENED! - The Birdcage*
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The Birdcage
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Talk to Alexander the Bartender about all three topics.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Money Roll, MP3 Player, Copy Shop Stub, Peanut's Fake ID*
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Harvey's Office
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Examine the Six-pack of Power-Juice to add it into Evidence.
Examine Peanut's laptop.
Examine the Recycling Bin, Prospects Folder, Sticky Note and the PRON folder
(six times for a bonus crest and hot furry pron!).
*PROFILE ADDED! - Peanut*
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Sticky Note*
*LOCATION OPENED! - Copyshop*
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Copyshop
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Examine the Clones 'R' Us Brochure and the Alert Bell.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Clones 'R' Us Brochure*
Talk to Elliott the Deadly Duplicator about all three topics, especially "This
Fake ID". [Secret Movie]
Present the Copy Shop Stub.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Peanut's Resumes*
*PROFILE ADDED! - The Deadly Duplicator*
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Courtroom
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Q-04: I should...
Help Peanut
Harvey Birdman: "He can't steal Peanut. I insist on defending him."
Mentok: "Ooh! I'm sorry. Try again!"
Let Peanut Go
Harvey Birdman: "I hear if you love something, you have to set it free."
Peanut: "Yeah, go with that."
Mentok: "So be it."
Harvey Birdman: "But if he's the defender, then who's the prosecutor?"
Mentok: "Let's see, where could I find another attorney on such short notice.
Where, where, where? Oh yes, you!"
Harvey Birdman: "But-"
Mentok: "Oooh Wee Eeee Ooo."
Harvey Birdman: "I'll take the case!"
Mentok: "Excellent! Evil twins facing off against one another for the soul
of their young sidekick! Tell me that's not a hackneyed video game
idea! Beardless Birdman! Call your first witness!"
Harvey Birdman: "I call Peanut!"
Harvey II: "You can plead the fifth."
Peanut: "Fifth, sixth, whatever. Harvey will go easy on me, won't you big
guy?"
Harvey Birdman: "Peanut! Have you ever violated the copyright laws of the
U.S. government?"
Peanut: "Define 'violate.'"
Harvey Birdman: "Just tell us what you were doing when the RIAA arrested you
this morning."
Object!
Harvey Birdman: "I object!"
Mentok: "To what exactly?"
Harvey Birdman: "He can't just change lawyers like that."
Mentok: "Um, no! I'm afraid he can!"
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Defendant Cross-Examination - Peanut
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Press the second and fourth statements.
Present the MP3 Player on the fourth statement.
Press the second statement.
Present Peanut's Resume on the fourth statement.
*PROFILE ADDED! - Harvey II*
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Phil's Office
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Talk to Phil Ken Sebben about all three topics.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Business Card for Sebben and Sebben II*
*LOCATION OPENED! - Sebben and Sebben II*
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Sebben and Sebben II
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Present the Four-pack of Pacifiers.
Talk to Harvey II about all three topics.
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Defendant Cross-Examination - Birdgirl
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Press the second and third statements.
Present Peanut's profile on the third statement.
Q-05: I should... [1st]
Object
Harvey II: "That's the problem, your honor. How can we have a fair trial
when every member of the jury employs the defendant."
Mentok: "I see your point. Sustained!"
Let it Slide
Harvey II: "Fine, your honor. Why don't you just swap my mind with theirs
too?"
Mentok: "Fantastic idea! Bweee-ooo! Mind-swap!"
Harvey II: "Your honor!"
Are you paying Attention?
Harvey II: "Have you even been listening to the testimony?"
Mentok: "Why? Have the witnesses said anything worthwhile? I'd hate to miss
that!"
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The Birdcage
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Talk to X The Eliminator.
Q-06: Answer with... [ANY]
Sarcasm
Harvey Birdman: "Just because it's a cheap copy?"
X the Eliminator: "YES!"
An Apology
Harvey Birdman: "I'm sorry. Enjoy your prize."
X the Eliminator: "Oh, no! Nope nope nope nope! You're not getting off
that easy. You think my crest is just a cheap copy!"
Harvey Birdman: "It's your crest, your problem."
Definition of Inferior
Harvey Birdman: "I never "implied" anything about your fake crest. If you're
happy with settling for that, why, I'm happy for you!"
Q-07: To X the Eliminator... [3rd]
Drive it Home
Harvey Birdman: "Wow. You can really tell that was a quality crest by the
way it bunched up and crumpled on the floor. Good going!"
X the Eliminator: "Now why would you say that? Why? See, I told mother you
hated me!"
Show some Sympathy
"Harvey Birdman: "I-I'm sorry. I've just had a rough day."
X the Eliminator: "Just because your duplicate seems better than you?"
"Harvey Birdman: "Wait. He is?"
Act Confused
Harvey Birdman: "I thought you wanted the crest?"
X the Eliminator: "Of course I want the one on your helmet, not some cheap
copy! It's all the Deadly Duplicator's fault! If he
hadn't tempted me with all those exquisite copies..."
Harvey Birdman: "Wait? You mean the guy from the Copy Shop?"
X the Eliminator: "Of course, I mean the guy--! Aagghh! How many other
copy-based villains do you deal with?"
Harvey Birdman: "I thought Phil and his cloning machine... I gotta go!"
Examine Birdman II's Crumpled Crest to add it into evidence.
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Copyshop
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Talk to Copy Birdman.
Q-08: Answer with... [2nd]
Some Attitude
Harvey Birdman: "Why are you working here? You're a superhero with a law
degree!"
Copy Birdman: "I'm just taking a little time off to find myself."
"Harvey Birdman: "You think you'll find yourself in a copy shop?"
Copy Birdman: "Life is slower here, Birdman. Simpler. All I have to do is
press a green button labeled "Start" and I can let my mind wander free."
Some Courtesy
Harvey Birdman: "I know you're busy here, but I wonder if you might be able
to let me know where I could find the Deadly Duplicator."
Copy Birdman: "You mean Ee-lee-ott?"
Harvey Birdman: "Riiiiiight. Just between one Birdman and another."
Copy Birdman: "EE-LEE-OTT! Someone's here to see you!"
Deadly Duplicator: "It's Elliott! Two Ls, two Ts! What do YOU want? We
already have a Birdman of our own, thanks!"
The Hundred Yard Stare
Harvey Birdman: "I'm sorry, I uh... I'm just experiencing a surge of
different emotions right now. Not sure how to feel about
this."
Q-09: ...the Deadly Duplicator [3rd]
Bluff
Harvey Birdman: "I'm an attorney with the RIAA, and I'd like to ask you some
questions."
Deadly Duplicator: "I don't even use that computer any more. My nephew plays
with it."
Harvey Birdman: "So you've never used your powers to duplicate a CD? Of any
kind?"
Deadly Duplicator: "Once, maybe twice, but only by accident! When I
duplicated a car, there might have been a CD or two in it,
but I wasn't trying to copy them! Wait a second! You're
the original Birdman! You don't work for the RIAA!"
Beg
Harvey Birdman: "I'm only going to say this once, so listen carefully.
Pleeeaaassseee! Please tell me what I need to do to defeat
the Birdman from Sebben and Sebben II!"
Deadly Duplicator: "Think about it. Why did he give up his crest?"
Harvey Birdman: "Can't you just tell me?"
Deadly Duplicator: "Make the connection yourself. Put the pieces together.
Connect the dots!"
Harvey Birdman: "So, you don't know either."
Deadly Duplicator: "I just don't want to tell you."
Bribe
Harvey Birdman: "I got a Franklin Roosevelt here that says you want to tell
me. You can buy something nice, like BI-noculars, a
BI-cycle, or perhaps a BI-plane?"
Deadly Duplicator: "Fine! Give it. Seriously Birdman, this is little more
than simple logic. The copies are always inferior. A
piece of hair or a smudge gets on the lens and you have a
serious mess on your hands. This Birdman copy probably
won't hold up under stress."
Harvey Birdman: "I knew it! Now I just need to break him in court."
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Phil's Office
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Q-10: How will I prove that Harvey II is an inferior copy? [2nd then 1st]
In Court!
Harvey Birdman: "I'll defeat Bill's Birdman in court!"
Phil Ken Sebben: "All right, Birdman. You've got a deal. You win, and the
merger is off."
Right Here! [Bonus Crest]
Harvey Birdman: "I'll leg wrestle anyone from Sebben and Sebben II right
here and now!"
Potamus II: "Who wants some?"
Harvey Birdman: "Or... In court. Court's much better."
Potamus II: "Feel so different. So... powerful. So..."
Birdgirl: "He's...DEAD!!!"
Harvey Birdman: "Does that count as a leg wrestle win?"
Using the VHS Argument
Harvey Birdman: "Ever have a videotape you've played over and over? Think
about how snowy that picture gets over the years, marring
your memories. Is that what you want, Phil? Snow-crusted
employees marring your precious memories?"
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Courtroom
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Q-11: Do you want to object? [ANY]
Yes
Harvey Birdman: "I object!"
Mentok: "Overruled"
Mentok: "Wow! it's like living in THX."
No
Harvey Birdman: "Does that have anything to do with RIAA? Never mind."
Mentok: "You ask the Mind Taker to 'never mind'? Oooh Wee Eeee Ooo."
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Witness Examination - Harvey II
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Press the first and second statements.
Present the Clones 'R' Us Brochure on the third statement.
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Witness Examination - The Deadly Duplicator
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Press the fourth statement.
Present Birdman II's Crumpled Crest on the third statement.
Q-12: How will I prove that Harvey II is an inferior copy? [1st or 2nd]
Try Logic
Harvey Birdman: "You gave your crest to X the Eliminator because it's
worthless to you."
Harvey II: "So you say."
Harvey Birdman: "A real crest is nearly indestructible. This clearly is
not."
Blast Him!
Harvey Birdman: "Taste the glowing end of Justice! Oh. I'm sooo sorry."
Peanut: "I'd like to request another attorney?"
Mentok: "Where can I find another attorney, on such short notice? Ah yes!
Birdman!"
Harvey Birdman: "I'll take the case!"
Mentok: "You do that, but the court is only required to provide defense
attorneys. So without a prosecutor it looks like you win this one.
Case dismissed!"
Harvey Birdman: "Wait, does this mean I won?"
Mentok: "Isn't that what I just said?"
Harvey Birdman: "So, is that a yes?"
Mentok: "Yeeeeeees."
Harvey Birdman: "YES!"
Call Avenger
Harvey Birdman: "Avenger, come to me!"
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(D-05) TWO BIRDS, ONE THRONE
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Harvey's Office
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Examine the Wrapped Gift to add it into evidence.
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Phil's Office
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Talk to Blue Falcone about all three topics, especially "Demand a Raise".
[Secret Movie]
*LOCATION OPENED! - Cafeteria*
Present the Wrapped Gift for a bonus crest.
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Cafeteria
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*LOCATION OPENED! - Bathroom*
Examine the Tray of Food? and the Eggs to add them into evidence.
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Bathroom
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Examine Potamus.
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Phil's Office
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Talk to Blue Falcone about all four topics.
*LOCATION OPENED! - S&S Entrance*
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S&S Entrance
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Examine the Bus Stop and the Newspaper.
*LOCATION OPENED! - Birdcage*
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Newspaper*
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Birdcage
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Talk to Freezoid.
* PROFILE ADDED! - Freezoid*
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Harvey's Office
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Talk to Peanut about all three topics.
*LOCATION OPENED! - Utility Closet*
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Stock Certificate*
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Utility Closet
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Examine the Spray Can to add it into evidence.
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Cafeteria
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Watch the cutscene.
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Phil's Office
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Examine the Bronzoluxe Display, Magnifying Glass and Itinerary.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Bronzoluxe Tube, Magnifying Glass and Itinerary*
Examine the Thermostat Remote.
Q-01: Set the temperature to... [1st]
32 Degrees
72 Degrees
98.6 Degrees
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S&S Entrance
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Talk to Vulturo.
* PROFILE ADDED! - Vulturo*
Present the Wrapped Gift.
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Birdcage
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Present the magnifying glass.
* PROFILE ADDED! - Reducto*
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Harvey's Office
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Present Reducto's profile.
Talk to Reducto.
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Bathroom
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Examine the Hand Soap.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Receipt, Inch High Private Eye*
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Harvey's Office
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Present Inch High Private Eye.
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Phil's Office
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Watch the cutscene.
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Courtroom
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*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Auction House Receipt, Bank Statement*
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Court Hall
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Present Reducto's profile.
Talk to Freezoid about all three topics (save Payment for last to see them
all).
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Courtroom
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Q-02: I should inquire about...
The Bank Statement
Harvey Birdman: "When is that statement from?"
Freezoid: "Today, not more than a few hours ago, actually."
Harvey Birdman: "That must have been the bonus I got for hiring Freezoid,
Reducto and Vulturo. Does the statement say the money came
from this auction house?"
Freezoid: Actually, the deposit was made by Sebben and Sebben, although, the
invoice from the auction house was ALSO made to Sebben and Sebben.
Somehow you redirected the money to your account."
Blue Falcone
Harvey Birdman: "All of this stuff you're talking about are crimes committed
by Blue Falcone!"
Mentok: "Perhaps, but you are being tried right now. If you can prove your
innocence we can try Blue Falcone later."
The Invoice
Harvey Birdman: "This invoice is so small, I can't read any of it."
Reducto: "You have a problem with things that are SMALL birdman?!"
Harvey Birdman: "I just want to be able to READ it... Oh! I can!"
Present the Magnifying Glass.
Q-03: Who is Senor Antonio de Rivera Gareia Azul?
A Spanish Person
Harvey Birdman: "Senor Antonio de Rivera Gareia Azul is a Spanish or Spanish
speaking person. Probably."
Freezoid: "Great job, Harvey. You've just narrowed it down to a few million
people. Care to get any more vague?"
Phil Ken Sebben
Harvey Birdman: "Senor Antonio de Rivera Gareia Azul is none other than Phil
Ken Sebben, mastermind behind the disassembling of Sebben and
Sebben."
Freezoid: "Actually, his name IS just Phil Ken Sebben. Do you want to
randomly choose someone else?"
The Blue Falcone
Harvey Birdman: "Senor Antonio de Rivera Gareia Azul is the full name of Blue
Falcone!"
Freezoid: "Names? Facts? What do they prove?"
Harvey Birdman: "Your honor, I'd like to call Blue Falcone to the stand!"
Mentok: "Just need to reach out and... GRAB him with MIND-TAKERY! Add this
file box to evidence."
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - File Box*
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Defendant Cross-Examination - Blue Falcone
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Press the third statement.
Present the Auction House Receipt on the fourth statement.
Press the sixth statement.
Present the Stock Certificate on the seventh statement.
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Defendant Cross-Examination - Blue Falcone
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Press the third statement.
Present the Receipt on the fourth statement.
*EVIDENCE ADDED! - Blueprints*
Q-04: How did Blue Falcone just incriminate himself?
Bronzoluxe is Toxic
Harvey Birdman: "Your plan was evil right from the start, Falcone, and worse
you threatened to harm innocent people. Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, did you know that Bronzoluxe is toxic! It says
so right on the tube!"
Freezoid: "All tanning cremes are toxic Birdman."
Harvey Birdman: "Eh."
Falcone's Blueprints
Harvey Birdman: "The plans for the Tanning Salon were approved and signed off
on by none other than Blue Falcone!"
Blue Falcone: "Yes, I am acting head of Sebben and Sebben. Who else would
sign off on them?"
Harvey Birdman: "Ah yeah. That's a good point."
Phil can't receive IM's
Harvey Birdman: "Behold! This copy of Phil's vacation plans! It says right
here that the island he's staying on DOESN'T have computers
or telephones! So there is NO way to send him an instant
message!"
Freezoid: "Objection!"
Blue Falcone: "No, let the Birdman have his victory."
Harvey Birdman: "You admit that you were the one selling off Sebben and
Sebben for personal gain?!"
Blue Falcone: "Yes, you have defeated me honorably. I graciously turn myself
over to the compassions of the court."
Harvey Birdman: "But... WHY do all of this to Sebben and Sebben?!"
Blue Falcone: "Uh? I wanted to make a lot of money quickly and be my own
boss. It's not that hard to figure out."
Inch High: "Yeah, that's pretty obvious."
Mentok: "Look at you Birdman, winning a case. Now everyone OUT! I got
rehearsal tonight with the band."
Now you're done the last case and the game!
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(E) UNLOCKABLES
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There are 5 Secret Movies to be unlocked in the game. One inside each case by
choosing the right option at some point during the case.
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Case 01 - Guile
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On question 05 choose "...it is a trick lighter".
Secret Movie - I'll Take the Case.
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Case 02 - Dhalsim
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On question 01 choose "We're going zen!".
Secret Movie - Bear.
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Case 03 - Zangief
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On question 04 choose "No".
Secret Movie - I Think.
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Case 04 - Ryu
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Talk to Elliott the Deadly Duplicator about "This Fake ID" in the copyshop.
Secret Movie - Lobster.
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Case 05 - Chun Li
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Talk to Blue Falcone and "Demand a Raise" in Phil's Office.
Secret Movie - Outtakes.
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(F) EXPERIMENTAL
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For a little while now I've had a paypal link in all my FAQs at the very bottom
here. Mainly as a small experiment since a few other FAQ authors have also had
the same idea.
I had a few people email me before I put this link in because they wanted to
send money, so it's here for those people.
For the record I've received about $87 (which works out to a bit more in
Canadian lol) last I checked, so I've been getting cases of pop and making some
excellent progress on a few FAQs.
If you don't want to send money or can't then send me an email, it's nice to
hear what people thought about my work and there's always room for improvement.
My email address is fecalord (AT) gmail (DOT) com, and the paypal address is
listed below.
For those that want to contribute, you can use paypal at the following address:
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Many thanks, and I hope you continue to use my work!
~Dan
