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                        Walkthrough Version 1.0


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 1 Walkthrough
 2 Easter eggs
 3 Contacting
 4 Author of this file
 5 Legal Notice



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I Walkthrough
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This is a solution for the Mega Monkey Option. There are some more puzzles
than the easy version, just skip those then.


 Act 1
 ------

 Take the ramrod from the back. Talk to the pirate, you'll get some pirate
 literature. Ask a bit around and tell him he's a failure as a pirate. Keep
 humiliating Wally until he starts crying. Take his hook. Use the cannon and
 sink all the pirate boats. When you're finished, use the ramrod on the hook
 Look outside though the hole on he left. Use the gaft on the debris, you
 get a cutlass. Talk to Murray, the skeleton and use the gaft on him
 (Murray is so cool!) Get back inside and use the cutlass on the cannon
 restraint rope. Fire the cannon.

 Get the bag with nickels (near the portrait of LeChuck). There's a ring
 behind it. Take it. Look through the porthole on the right to see an angry
 looking skull (guess who ...) Use the ring on the glass of the porthole.


 Act 2
 ------

 Walk to the left and leave the beach. Go to the left to the swamp. Talk
 to Murray on top of the gate. Enter the Voodoo House in the back then. Use
 your bag of nickles on the chewing gum machine. Get the pack of gum.
 Retrieve the pin from he voodoo doll. Get the paste. Pull the tongue of the
 Alligator and have a chat with the voodoo lady. After talking, leave the
 swamp and go to the beach. Look at the prints in the sand. Get the ember on
 a stick from the ground. Go to the town.

 Go to the backstage of the theatre. Look at the pirate coat and open the
 pocket. Get the glove. Take the dandruff from the pirate coat. Get the
 magic wand from the table and use it on the hat. Retrieve the book from the
 hat. Leave and go to the barbary coast. Use the lice on the comb when
 Haggis puts it on the table. Have a seat when captain Rottingham has
 disappeared. Use the handle on the chair. Get the paperweight fom the book
 then. While Haggis goes looking for another one, you have to pull the
 handle until you can reach the scissors.

 Push the salty pirate and push him again then. Take the jawbreaker he just
 spit out. Talk to the last pirate and use the glove on him then. You go to
 the battlefield. When you're asked to choose your weapon, you have to close
 the lid of the gun case and click on the banjo. You need to follow his
 final snare now a few times. When he starts going mad, walk to pile of guns
 and get one. Use the gun on the dueling banjo and you win the duel.

 Walk to the mysterious flowers (between the kid with the lemonade & the
 restaurant). Use the scissors on them. Then use the the scissors on the
 undergrowth to cut your way through. You get eaten by a snake. Get all the
 stuff from inside the snake. Use the ipecac flower on the pancake syrup.
 Then use the syrup with ipecac on the snake head and you're set free.

 Get the thorn and the reed. Use the hollow reed with the thorn. Use the
 balloon with the stone and blow it away. When it's above the plant, shoot
 it with the pea shooter.

 Go to the chicken shop. Show the pirate your reservation slip. Take a
 biscuit from the right and eat it. Use the maggots on the gros chicken on
 the table. Take the club card. Push the quiet patron. Remove the serrated
 knife from his back. Give the jawbreaker to blondbeard and then a gum. When
 he blows a bubble, you have to use the pin on it. Pick up his gold tooth.
 Chew a gum yourself. Use the tooth with the gum. Inhale some helium and
 chew the gum with the tooth. It floats away. Get the biscuit cutter and the
 pie pan from the left. Leave.

 Use the pie pan on the mud to retrieve the gold tooth. Go to the barbary
 coast and show the gold tooth to Cutthroat Bill. He joins your crew then.
 Go to the dueling area. Use the biscuit cutter on the rubber tree on the
 right. Walk to the grassy knoll. Use the serrated knife on the wooden
 construction. Then use the ember on a stick with the rum. Return to the
 barbary coast and ask Haggis to duel. You'll win the duel again.

 Walk to the cabana and give your club card to the cabana boy. Take the 3
 towels and put them in the ice bucket. Go to the beach and use the 3 towels
 on the hot sand to cross the beach. Talk to Paido Domingo (keep saying he's
 pale, it's really funny). Then take the mug and walk to Kenny (who sells
 lemonade). Switch the mugs and ask for some lemonade then. Buy some
 lemonade. Take the pitcher and use it on the dye on the right. Return to
 the cabana and get another towel. Put it in the ice bucket and use it on
 the cabana boy. Take the oil. Return to Palido Domingo and give him the
 bottomless mug. Use the pitcher on the mug and he turn around. Use the
 cooking oil on his back and get the map then. Go to Danjer Cove.

 Use the paste on the rubber lug and the plug on the hole in the boat. Use
 the boat and row to the ship. Use the saw on the plank and get aboard the
 ship. Go on the deck and you'll be feathered. Row back to the shore and go
 to the chicken shop. Blondbeard will catch you and put you in a pot. You'll
 end up aboard the ship. Use the Ventroliquism Book on LeChimp. Get the map.
 Open the porthole and row back to the shore. Go to the backstage of the
 theatre and go up the stairs. Use the directions on the map you just found
 on the  lights. First pull the handle to open all lights and then enter the
 directions. You'll find the place were Elaine is buried. Go back down and
 use the grease on the cannon balls. Go to the front stage and use the
 shovel then.


 Act 3
 ------

 Rottingham steals your map. Haggis will ask you then what sort of captain
 you are. I chose the hard way (but it isn't that hard). You can still
 change afterwards if you think it's too difficult by talking to Haggis. Now
 you must learn the threats and rhyme to win duels. If you win from some
 pirates, you have to return to the city to buy new cannons. If you have the
 best cannons, you can beat captain Rottingham and get the back map.

   Insults
   --------

   Pirate: "Every enemy I'v met, I've annihilated"
   Rottingham: "My attacks have left entire island depopulated"
   Answer: "With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated"

   Pirate: "You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee"
   Rottingham: "You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei"
   Answer: "I look that much like your fiancée ?"

   Pirate: "Killing you would be justifiable homicide"
   Rottingham: "When I'm done with you, your body will be rotten and
                putrefied"
   Answer: "Then killing you will be justifiable fungicide"

   Pirate: "When you father first saw you, he must have been mortified"
   Rottingham: "You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified !"
   Answer: "At least mine can be identified"

   Pirate: "You're the ugliest monster ever created"
   Rottingham: "Your looks would make pigs nauseated"
   Answer: "If you don't count all the ones you've dated"

   Pirate: "I can't rest until you've been exterminated"
   Rottingham: "Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner iriitated"
   Answer: "Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated"

    Pirate: "I have never seen such a clumsy swordsplay"
    Rottingham: "I have never lost a Mêlée"
    Answer: "You would have, but you were always running away"

   Pirate: "I'll skewer your, like a sow at a buffet"
   Rottingham: "Your lips look like they belong to the catch of the day"
   Answer: "When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet"

   Pirate: "Would you like to be buried of cremated"
   Rottingham: "I give you a choise, you can be gutted or decapitated"
   Answer: "With you around, I prefer to be fumigated"

   Pirate: "En garde ! Touché"
   Rottingham: "Your mother wears a toupée"
   Answer: "Oh, that's so cliché"

   Pirate: "Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified"
   Rottingham: "Never before have I faced someone so sissified"
   Answer: "Is that your face, I thought it was your backside"

   Pirate: "Throughout the Carribean, my great deeds are celebrated"
   Rottingham: "My skills with a sword are highly venerated"
   Answer: "Too bad they're all are fabricated"

   Pirate: "Heaven preserve me, you look like somthing that died !"
   Rottingham: "Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide"
   Answer: "The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde"

   Pirate: "I'll hound you night and day"
   Rottingham: "You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey"
   Answer: "then be a good dog, sit, stay !"

   Pirate: "I'l leave you devasted, mutilated & perforated"
   Rottingham: "I can't tell which of my treats has you the most
                intimidated"
   Answer: "Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated & infuriated"

   Pirate: "You can't match my witty repartee"
   Rottingham: "Nothing can stop me from blowing you away"
   Answer: "I could, if you would use some breath spray"


 Act 4
 ------

 Take the bottle from the sand and talk to Haggis. Go to the cemetery and
 give the biscuit to the dog. Now take the dog hair. Take the mallet & the
 chisel. Go to the hotel and talk to Madame Xima. Ask her 5 times to predict
 your future and take the death card each time. You should have 5 of them at
 the end. Go to the room in the back and take the magnet from the fridge.
 Use the chisel with the wheel o' cheese. Go to the bar and take the recipe
 book. Read it, you need to make the potion to cure headaches. Take the
 cushion from the stool and go up the stiars on the left. Enter the first
 room and use the mallet on the nail in the wall. Leave the room and take
 the nail. Get the portrait and use it on the door. Use the scissors on the
 porthole to get the face of the portrait. Go back down. Use the face on the
 mirror and go to the beach.

 Walk to the right and put the cushion on the rocks. Use the mallet on the
 rubber tree and get the egg. Go to the windmill and get a pepper. Return to
 the hotel end give the hair of the dog, the pepper & the egg to the barman.
 Talk to him and ask for a drink. Use the chisel on the Head-B-clear. Put it
 in your drink and drink it. You'll be buried. Use the chisel on the coffin
 and get the nails from the coffin. Use the chisel on the coffin in the
 middle. Go to another place and return then. Talk to Stan and ask him about
 insurance. Pay him with the gold tooth. Go to the hotel and talk to
 Goodsoup. Go up and enter the first room. Look through the porthole.
 Goudsoup comes up and looks at the portraits. Go to the second room and use
 the business card on the door

 Enter the room and pull the bed down. Use all of your nails on the bed.
 Take the book and read it. Go back down and tell Goudsoup you're family.
 Talk about the Goudsoup family history. Do the same trick with the drink
 and the Head-B-Clear again. You'll be buried in the goudsoup family crypt.
 Look though the crumbling hole. Talk to the ghost bride and walk to the
 left then. Take the crowbar and Murray with you. Use the paste on the
 skeleton arm. Look through the crack in the wall. Use the skeleton arm with
 the paste on it on the  lantern. Now use Murray on the lantern. Mort will
 open the door for you.

 Return to the hotel. Go to the second room upstairs and use the crowbar on
 the boarded hole. Then use the crowbar on the bed. You'll be back in the
 crypt. Take the engagement band from the floor and go to the hotel. Go to
 the room in the back and take the death certificate. Go to Stan and give it
 to him. You will get a lot of money. Go to the mountains.

 Take the tofu, the measuring cup & the auger. Use the auger on the tofu
 and walk to Lemonhead. Use the mask. Throw the hunk of cheese in the lava.
 Go to the outside of the hotel and use the cheese on the pot. Take it to
 Haggis and you get the hand lotion. Fill the measuring cup with sea water.
 Go to the hotel and ask Goodsoup for a drink with an umbrella. Go to the
 windmill and use the umbrella on the windmill blades. Look at the barrel
 and use the empty jar on it. Use the auger on the jar lid. Walk to Elaine
 and use the hand lotion on the ring. Take te ring and it explodes. Use the
 jar of sugar water on the fire flies. Then use the lid on it to close it.
 Go to the lighthouse and put te mirror on the lens. Use the fireflies on
 the lantern.

 Go to the beach and talk to the ghost. He needs a compass. Bite on the cork
 to remove it from the shampoo. Use the pin on the magnet. Push the pin in
 the cork. Use this with the filled measuring cup. Give the magnet to the
 Welshman. He'll give you a ride to Skull Island. Go up and talk to the
 winch operator. Ask him to let you down. Use the umbrella when you're
 falling to enter the cave.

 Talk to the smugglers and tell them you have a lot of money. Play poker
 with them and change your weak hand with the 5 tarrot cards. You'll end up
 on Blood Island. Use the diamond on the engagement band and put it on
 Elaine's left finger.


 Act 5
 ------

 Talk to LeChuck. If the chat is over, open the door. Talk to Dighy Dog.
 Tell him he can't guess your age. You win an anchor. Use the anchor on the
 pie pan and use the shaving soap on it. Use the fake pie on the stack of
 pies. Open the gate and look through the hole. Then go to Dinghy Dog and
 push him 6x. He'll bite you. Get some hair. Go to the snowcone stand and
 get the pepper mill. Talk to the soda jerk and ask for a snow cone. Use the
 hair and the pie on it. Eat the snowcone and you're back normal.


 Act 6
 ------

 Go to the first diorama. Take the fallen rope. Go to the second one and
 take the keg o' rum. Go to the third one and open the lantern. Blow to the
 flask of oil and take it then. Go to the fourth one and go up the path. Put
 the keg o' rum under the monkey arm. Use the oil on the rope and then the
 rope on the rum. Go back down and wait until LeChuck turns up. Use the
 pepper mill on him when you have the chance.


 It's all over ... congratulations!




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II Easter eggs
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 Start the game and leave at once. Set the clock (in Win95) at January 1st
 and start the game. It will wish you a happy newyear now.

 Start the game and leave at once. Set the clock (in Win95) at Decembre
 25th and start the game. It will wish you a marry christmas now.

 On Plunder Island (after you had the shipwreck with the Whelshman sitting
 on a box), use the water about 30 times. You'll then see a flashback from
 the first monkey island game where Fester Shinetop throws Guybrush off the
 dock.

 When toying with the lights on the scene on top of the theatre, the shadow
 of Max's head pops up sometimes.



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III Contacting
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