Riddles Jokes Guide
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Putt-Putt Joins The Parade/Mega Man Parade Time
for PC and PlayStation 2 running Mega Man X8 Wireless Play
by CasperWong ([email protected])
(c) 2007.                                    March 5, 2007
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Game Information (Normal/Wireless Play)

Name            Putt-Putt Joins The Parade/Mega Man Parade Time
Released Date   1992/2006
Genre           Adventure
Publisher       Humongous Entertainment/Nintendo
Developed       Humongous Entertainment/Capcom
Players         1

Contents
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Introduction                            - I
       Where to Find                   - I-I
       How to Play                     - I-II
       Intro Dialogue                  - I-III
Doggie's Dialogues                      - II
       Best Time                       - II-I
       Big Ears                        - II-II
       Black Cat Cross                 - II-III
       Butter                          - II-IV
       Cat Stuck In A Tree             - II-V
       Find Cats                       - II-VI
       Foot Fall Asleep                - II-VII
       Knights                         - II-VIII
       Lemonade                        - II-IX
       Pumpkin                         - II-X
       Stork                           - II-XI
       Town                            - II-XII
Duckie's Dialogues                      - III
       Asteroid                        - III-I
       Beaver                          - III-II
       Black and White                 - III-III
       Carton of Ducks                 - III-IV
       Dog's Kiss                      - III-V
       Dinosaur                        - III-VI
       Dragon                          - III-VII
       Eats                            - III-VIII
       Halloween                       - III-IX
       House                           - III-X
       Little Red Riding Hood          - III-XI
       Wag his Tail                    - III-XII
Kitty Cat's Dialogues                   - IV
       Big Bad Wolf                    - IV-I
       Call A Bull                     - IV-II
       Hummingbirds Hum                - IV-III
       Kid Corn                        - IV-IV
       Make His Dog Sit                - IV-V
       Red Suspenders                  - IV-VI
       Refrigerator                    - IV-VII
       Seafood                         - IV-VIII
       Stop Your Dog                   - IV-IX
       Tell Time                       - IV-X
       Twelve Cats                     - IV-XI
       Two-Ton Gorilla                 - IV-XII
Bunny Rabbit Dialogues                  - V
       A Dog And A Cat                 - V-I
       Birds Fly South                 - V-II
       Cows                            - V-III
       Doctor Doll                     - V-IV
       Duck Has                        - V-V
       Elephant Sits                   - V-VI
       Eye                             - V-VII
       Flying Fairy                    - V-VIII
       Rabbit                          - V-IX
       Room                            - V-X
       Speeding Train                  - V-XI
       Twip                            - V-XII
Game Hints                              - VI
       About The Period Key            - VI-I
       Doggie's Period Tips            - VI-II
       Duckie's Period Tips            - VI-III
       Kitty Cat's Period Tips         - VI-IV
       Bunny Rabbit's Period Tips      - VI-V
Legal and Other Stuff                   - VII

I. Introduction
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This is my first guide I created. This guide show you 48 jokes found in the
game and each joke have a dialogue for all four animals depending on the
jokes. These animals are Doggie, Duckie, Kitty Cat and Bunny Rabbit and each
have 12 jokes, which these automatically random.

To contact me, e-mail [email protected], but make the subject blank
if you do.

I-I. WHERE TO FIND
I know you find where you can play the riddles jokes. To play them, go to the
main square (with the "PARADE TODAY" statue) and go to lower left building.
From there, go inside and you can see the box of toys on the left shelf.
Click it to play the ruddles jokes with your animals.

I-II. HOW TO PLAY
To play the riddles jokes, click on any of the four animals to start. The
animal you click give you a random of the 12 jokes for that animal. Click on
other animal to tell the answer. Only one of other of them have a correct
answer, but click on one of two of them tell him or her a wrong answer.

To tell another random of the 48 jokes, repeat the process.

I-III. INTRO DIALOGUE
Doggie: I want to tell a riddle!
Kitty Cat: No I want to!
Duckie: My turn!
Bunny Rabbit: No, me first!
Doggie: Well, somebody's got to be first. Who's it going to be?

Now, I list of each dialogues in each of 48 jokes. Below animal & joke number
and the name of the joke (for example III-II. BEAVER), you can see each
animal dialogues to help you remember.

II. Doggie's Dialogues
======================
II-I. BEST TIME
Doggie: Listen to this one. What kind of dog ---
keeps the best time?                            \
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: Time? Who ever heard of
Duckie: Doggone it I give up.   |       dog keeping time?
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: What kind of dog keeps the best time? How about a watch dog!
Doggie: Ha (repeat three times)!
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: You and your dog jokes.   |
                               |               |
                       Duckie: Hey, I liked that one!

II-II. BIG EARS
Doggie: Who had big ears, weighted six ---------
thousand pounds and married a prince?           \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: My Aunt Queenie the
       |                       |       jumbo bunny?
       |                       |       Doggie: Nope.
       |                       |               |
       |               Kitty Cat: Someone who needed to lose a few pounds,
       |               it seems.
       |                       |               |
       Duckie: I know exactly who it was Cinderelephant!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Cinderelephant! That's a good one!
       |
       Kitty Cat: Funny, funny, funny.

II-III. BLACK CAT CROSS
Doggie: When is it unlucky to have a black cat -
cross your path?                                \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: When you're on a
       |                       |       bicycle?
       |                       |       Doggie: Nope. But it might be unlucky
       |                       |       for the cat!
       |                       |               |
       Same on the right       |       Duckie: Geez, I don't know.
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: I'd say it's unlucky to have a black cat cross your path when
you're a mouse!
       |                       |               |
       |                       |               \
       |                       |                -------
Bunny Rabbit: That would be unlucky for a mouse!        \
                               |                       |
               Duckie: I should have known that one, (repeat once)....

II-IV. BUTTER
Doggie: Why did the duck throw the butter out the ------
window?                                                 \
       |                       |                       |
       |               Kitty Cat: Because he had       |
       |               butter fingers?                 |
       |               Doggie: No, no, no my little    |
       |               cat face.                       |
       |                       |                       |
       Doggie: This had better be a good one, dog      |
       breath.                                         |
       |                       |                       |
Bunny Rabbit: I know! The duck threw the butter out the window because she
wanted to see the butterfly!
       |                                               |
       Kitty Cat: I hate to say it, but I like it, doggie dear.
                                                       |
                                       Duckie: Well, that is ducky!

II-V. CAT STUCK IN A TREE
Doggie: Here goes. What makes more noise than a cat ----
stuck in a tree?                                        \
       |                       |                       |
       |       Kitty Cat: The dog howling for  Bunny Rabbit: The fire engine
       |       its supper?                     on its way to a fire?
       |       Doggie: No, no, no! This is a   Doggie: Nope.
       |       cat joke, remember?                     |
       |                       |                       |
Duckie: More noise than a cat stuck in a tree? How about two cats stuck in a
tree!
       |                       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Dog breath, you are a funny       /
       fellow.                                  -------
       |                                       /
       |                                       |
       Kitty Cat: Lay off the cat jokes, will ya?

II-VI. FIND CATS
Doggie: Where do you find cats?----------------
       |                      \                \
       |                       \               |
       |                       |               |
       |               Kitty Cat: I'm not even |
       |               sure I want to hear     |
       |               this one.               |
       |                       |               |
       Duckie: You find them everywhere!       |
       Doggie: Ture, but that's not the right  |
       answer.                                 |
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: You find cats whereever you leave them!
       |                                       |
       Kitty Cat: I knew I was going to hate that joke.
                                               |
                               Bunny Rabbit: I think it's funny!

II-VII. FOOT FALLS ASLEEP
Doggie: When your foot falls asleep, what fairy tale ---
       does it dream of?                               \
       |                       |                       |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: Cinderella and her
       |                       |       glass slipper?
       |                       |       Doggie: No sir.
       |                       |                       |
       |                       |                       /
       |                       |                -------
       |                       |               /
       |                       |               |
       |                       Kitty Cat: Beats me.
       |                       |               |
Duckie: When my foot falls asleep, it dreams of Sleeping Bootie. I know - it
happened to me just last night.
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Sleeping Bootie! I get it!
       |
       Kitty Cat: I should have known that one.

II-VIII. KNIGHTS
Doggie: How do knights see in the dark? --------
       |                       |               \
       |                       |               |
Duckie: Gosh-a-rooney, I give   |       Bunny Rabbit: They open their eyes
up.                             |       super wide?
       |                       |       Doggie: Uh-uh.
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: I know! When knights want to see in the dark, they use knight
lights.
       |                       |               |
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: Oh, I like that!          |
                               |               |
                       Duckie: Well, quack me up why don't you!

II-IX. LEMONADE
Doggie: What do you call a cat that drinks -----
lemonade?                                       \
       |                       |               |
Duckie: How about a     Kitty Cat: I'd call     |
furry little lemon      that cat thirsty.       |
licker?                 Doggie: Nope, uh-uh.    |
Doggie: Nope, uh-uh.            |               |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: A cat that drinks lemonade? I'd call it a sourpuss
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: I like your dog      /       Same on the left
jokes better.            -------
       |               /
       |               |
       Duckie: What a quack up!


II-X. PUMPKIN
Doggie: How do you fix a pumpkin that's going flat? ----
       |                       |                       \
       |                       |                       |
Duckie: Gosh, I don't know. I   |                       |
can't remember the last time I  |                       |
even saw a flat pumpkin.        |                       |
       |                       |                       |
       Kitty Cat: Have a fairy put a magic spell on    |
       it?                                             |
       Doggie: Wrong, kitty cat.                       |
       |                       |                       |
Bunny Rabbit: I know how to fix a flat pumpkin. Use the pumpkin patch!
                               |                       |
                               Duckie: Well quackety-do-dah
                                                       |
                               Kitty Cat: Not bad, bunny brain.

II-XI. STORK
Doggie: Why does a stork stand on one leg? -------------
       |                       |                       \
       |                       |                       |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: Because it only has
       |                       |       one leg?
       |                       |       Doggie: Nope.
       |                       |                       |
       |               Kitty Cat: It's afraid it might be bitten by the dog?
       |               Doggie: Very funny, kit cat.
       |                       |                       |
       |                       |                       /
       |                       |                -------
       |                       |               /
       |                       |               |
       |                       Duckie: I know, I know!
       |                       |               |
       Duckie: A stork stands on one leg so it doesn't fall down.
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Oh, that's so silly.
       |
       Kitty Cat: That's so obvious.

II-XII. TOWN
Doggie: Okay, this'll be a good one. What do ---
you do with your dog when you go to town?       \
       |                       |               |
Duckie: Leave him at a  Kitty Cat: Tie him to a |
hot dog stand?          fire hydrant?           |
Doggie: No.             Doggie: Nope.           |
       |               Bunny Rabbit: I know!   |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: When you go to town, you put your dog in the barking lot!
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: Pretty funny.        |       Same on the left
                               |               |
                               Duckie: Hardee harharhar.

III. Duckie's Dialogues
=======================
III-I. ASTEROID
Duckie: What happens to an asteroid that -------
crashes into the Earth?                         \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: When an asteroid
       |                       |       crashes into the Earth, you're got a
       |                       |       real mess on your hands?
       |                       |       Duckie: Nope.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: It become a crater      |               Same on the left
later?                          |               |
Duckie: Very cute, doggie, but  |               |
not exactly what I'm looking    |               |
for.                            |               |
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: I know, (repeat once)! When an asteroid crashes into the Earth, it
become a dis-asteroid!
Duckie: Right-O, Kitty-O!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Teeheeheehee!
                               |
               Duckie: Yuck, (repeat four times)!

III-II. BEAVER
Duckie: Okay, here goes. What did the beaver ---
say to a tree?                                  \
       |                       |               |
       |       Kitty Cat: I'll give it Bunny Rabbit: Um, did he say, "Good
       |       whirl!                  Morning, Mr. Tree?"
       |                       |       Duckie: Sorry, sister.
       |                       |               |
       |       Kitty Cat: The beaver said, "How's the weather up there?"
       |       Duckie: Wrong-O, kitty cat.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: I know what the beaver said to the tree, It's been nice gnawing you!
       Duckie: You got it, dog brains.
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Oh, I get it!
       |
       Kitty Cat: Very funny, (repeat once).

III-III. BLACK AND WHITE
Duckie: Okay... Listen very carefully. What's --
black and white and has sixteen wheels?         \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: That's a tough  Kitty Cat: Whoa, that's |
one, I give up.         a hard one...beats me!  |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: Black and white and sixteen wheels? Uh...How about a zebra on
roller skates!
       |                       |               |
       |       Doggie: Hey, I'd like to find a zebra like that and chase it!
       |                                       |
Kitty Cat: Very interesting. A zebra has four foot. And there are four wheels
on each foot. Four times four is sixteen wheels! Hah!
       |                                       |
       |                                       /
       |                -----------------------
       |               /
       |               |
       Duckie: That's right.

III-IV. CARTON OF DUCKS
Duckie: This is one of my favorites. What do ---
you call a carton of ducks!                     \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: What do I call carton   |       Bunny Rabbit: I don't know I give up.
of ducks? I call it "dinner".   |               |
Duckie: You wish.               |               |
       |                       |               |
       Kitty Cat: I know! The carton of ducks is a box of quackers!
       |                       |               |
       |               Doggie: Quackers? Is that anything like dog biscuits?
       |                       |
       |                       /
       |                -------
       |               /
       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: Giggle!

III-V. DOG'S KISS
Duckie: So, does anybody know what you call a --
dog's kiss?                                     \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: I'd call it very wet.
       |                       |       Duckie: Nope.
       |                       |               |
       |                       Kitty Cat: Slobber on a stick?
       |                       Doggie: Very funny.
       |                       |               |
       Doggie: I call a dog's kiss - a pooch smooch!
       Duckie: You got it, dog lips!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Teeheeheehee!
       |
Kitty Cat: Well, whatever you call it, just be sure not to give me one of
these.

III-VI. DINOSAUR
What's as big as a dinosaur and doesn't weigh --
a thing?                                        \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: Oh my, that's a tough
       |                       |       one.
       |                       |               |
       Same on the right       |       Doggie: Gosh. I give up.
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: I know something that's as big as a dinosaur and doesn't weigh a
thing. A dinosaur shadow!
Duckie: You're right on the money, kitty, honey!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: That was a tricky one!
                               |
Doggie: Wow. You know what that means? The dinosaur shadow weighs just as
much as dog's shadow!

III-VII. DRAGON
Duckie: I once met a dragon who disappeared ----
into thin air. Anybody know his name?           \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: Gosh, I don't Know.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: I give up.              |       Same on the left
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: I know the name of the disappearing dragon! Poof the Magic Dragon!
Duckie: Yes indeedy, Kitty Cat!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: That's silly!
                               |
       Doggie: Poof the Magic Dragon! Poof, puff, I get it!



III-VIII. EATS
Duckie: Okay, guys. What has teeth but never ---
eats?                                           \
       |                       |               |
       |       Kitty Cat: A Zipper has teeth   Bunny Rabbit: Gosh. I don't
       |       but can't eat.                  have any idea.
       |       Duckie: Excellent answer,       |
       |       Kitty Puss. But I was thinking  |
       |       of something else.              |
       |                       |               |
       Doggie: I know what has teeth but never eats. A comb
       Duckie: Doggone it, you got it!         |
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: Oh, I like that one!      /
       |                -----------------------
       |               /
       Kitty Cat: Bravo!

III-IX. HALLOWEEN
Duckie: What do birds say on halloween? --------
       |                       |               \
Doggie: They say, "Look at me,  |               |
I'm dressed up like a bird!"    |               |
Duckie: Sorry, dogface...that's |               |
incorrect-O!                    |               |
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: Birds don't say anything...they      |
can't talk.                                     |
Duckie: Sure they can. I'm a bird and I never   |
stop talking.                                   |
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: On Halloween? Birds say, "Trick or tweet!"
       Duckie: Yes, indeedy!
                               |               |
               Doggie: Trick or tweet! Hardeharharhar.

III-X. HOUSE
Duckie: This is a good one. What animal can ----
jump higher than a house?                       \
       |                       |               |
       |       Kitty Cat: I've got the Bunny Rabbit: I know who can jump
       |       answer. A cat can jump  higher than a house a rabbit
       |       higher than a house.    Duckie: Wrong-O, bunny brain.
       |       Duckie: Not even close,         |
       |       kitty cat.                      |
       |                       |               |
Doggie: You want to know what animal can jump higher than a house? That's
easy! Any animal. 'Cause a house can't jump!
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: Yeah. Whoever     |               /
heard of a house jumping?       |        -------
       |                       |       /
       Kitty Cat: That's pretty ducky, Duckie.

II-XI. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
Duckie: What do you get when you cross a duck --
with Little Red Riding Hood                     \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: Little Red Riding Bird? |               |
Duckie: Nope.                   |               |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: Gosh, I don't     |       Same on the left
know.                           |               |
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: I know cross a bird with Little Red Riding Hood and you get Robin
Hood!
Duckie: You got it, witty kitty! Oh boy!
                               |               |
       Doggie: Funny, funny, funny, funny, guys.
                               |
       Bunny Rabbit: I think it's funny!

III-XII. WAG HIS TAIL
Duckie: Why does a dog wag his tail? -----------
       |                       |               \
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: He uses it like a fan?
       |                       |       Duckie: Nope.
       |                       |               |
       |                       Kitty Cat: He uses it to play jump rope with
       |                       the fleas?
       |                       Duckie: Nope.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: If anyone knows why a dog wag its tail it's me. It's because no one
will wag it for him!
Duckie: Righty-O!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Heeheeheehee!
       |
       Kitty Cat: What a ridiculous answer.

IV. Kitty Cat's Dialogues
=========================
IV-I. BIG BAD WOLF
Kitty Cat: Why did the Big Bad Wolf blow down --
the Little Pig's house?                         \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: 'Cause he wanted to eat
       |                       |       the pig?
       |                       |       Kitty Cat: Yes, but it's not the
       |                       |       answer I'm looking for.
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: Because he had a bad cold. Maybe there was a kind of
       |       a sneeze thing going on.
       |       Kitty Cat: No...
       |                       |               |
       Doggie: I know. He blew it down becuase he ran out of dynamite!
       Kitty Cat: I do like that joke!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: That's funny.
       |
       Duckie: Pretty funny, Miss Kitty Puss.

IV-II. CALL A BULL
Kitty Cat: Okay. What do you call a bull when --
it's sleeping?                                  \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: You don't want  Duckie: You call a bull |
to call a sleeping bull that's sleeping a very  |
at all. Who in their    tired boy cow. You know,|
right mind would want   cowboy, boycow. Never   |
to wake it up?          mind....                |
Kitty Cat: Clever       Kitty Cat: Sorry,       |
answer, doggie dear,    Duckie.                 |
but you're incorrect-O.         |               |
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: I think you call a sleeping bull a bulldozer!
       |                       |               |
       |               Doggie: Aren't you the witty kitty!
       |                                       |
       |                                       /
       |                        ---------------
       |                       /
       |                       |
       Duckie: That quacks me up!

IV-III. HUMMINGBIRDS HUM
Kitty Cat: Why do hummingbirds hum? ------------
       |                       |               \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: To tease cats who can't |               |
catch them?                     |               |
Kitty Cat: Wrong, Mr. Dog.      |               |
       |                       |               |
Duckie: Do they hum because it gives them a     |
thrill?                                         |
Kitty Cat: No, no, no.                          |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: I know! I know why hummingbirds hum! Becuase they don't know
the words to the song!
                               |               |
                       Doggie: I have to admit that was pretty funny.
                                               |
                               Duckie: Quack, (repeat four times).

IV-IV. KID CORN
Kitty Cat: Listen to this. What did the kid ----
corn say to the mom corn?                       \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: I dunno. I give up.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: Gee, I don't know. It's |               Same on the left
been nice growin' you?          |               |
Kitty Cat: Nope.                |               |
Duckie: I know.                 |               |
       |                       |               |
Duckie: The kid corn said to the mom corn, "I want my Pop Corn!"
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: Oh, I get it. Mom         Bunny Rabbit: Ha (repeat
       Corn...Pop Corn.                        twice)!
                               |
Doggie: Now that one was really corny.

IV-V. MAKE HIS DOG SIT
Kitty Cat: Why did the man make his dog sit in -
the sun?                                        \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: Becuase he was an       |               |
inconsiderate human meanie.     |               |
Kitty Cat: No.                  |               |
       |                       |               |
       Duckie: Gosh, I don't know.             |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: I know! The man made his dog sit in the sun because he wanted a
hog dog!
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: You got it!          |               /
                               |        -------
                               |       /
                               |       |
                               Kitty Cat: Yep!
                               |       |
                               Doggie: Very funny.
                                       |
       Duckie: Well I sure hope the man had a hot dog bun to go with him!

IV-VI. RED SUSPENDERS
Kitty Cat: Why does a fireman wear red ---------
suspenders?                                     \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: Because red is his
       |                       |       favorite color?
       |                       |       Kitty Cat: No, sorry.
       |                       |               |
       Same on the right       |       Doggie: I don't know, but I know I've
       |                       |       heard this one before.
       |                       |               |
Duckie: A fireman wears red suspenders so he can keep his pants up, silly!
       |                       |               |
       |                       |               \
       |                       |                -------
       |                       |                       \
Kitty Cat: Bingo, Duckie!       Kitty Cat: Right you    Kitty Cat: You got
       |                       are!                    it!
       |                       |
       Bunny Rabbit: Oh, I get it!
                               |
               Doggie: Very funny, kit cat.

IV-VII. REFRIGERATOR
Kitty Cat: Why did the cat put her radio in ----
the refrigerator?                               \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: Becuase, as usual, she  |               |
wasn't using her brains.        |               |
Kitty Cat: No, doggie dear.     |               |
       |                       |               |
Duckie: Was the radio too hot or something?     |
Kitty Cat: No...                                |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: I know the answer! The cat put her radio in the refrigerator
because she wanted to hear cool music
       |                       |               |
       |                       |               \
       |                       |                -------
       |                       |                       \
       |                       |                       |
       Kitty Cat: Yes!         That's excellent!       Kitty Cat: You got
                               |                       it!
                               |                       |
                               Doggie: Cool music. Honestly.
                                                       |
                               Duckie: That was pretty darn funny!

IV-VIII. SEAFOOD
Kitty Cat: What's the best kind of seafood to --
eat with peanut butter?                         \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: Gee...I don't know.
       |                       |       Catfish?
       |                       |       Kitty Cat: No!
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: I don't know, but whatever it is, it sounds
       |       disgusting!
       |                       |               |
I know what's the best kind of seafood to eat with peanut butter. Jellyfish!
       |
Duckie: Peanut butter and jellyfish... Yuck-o-rama!


IV-IX. STOP YOUR DOG
Kitty Cat: Alright, alright. I've got one. How
do you stop your dog from barking in the back --
seat of the car?                                \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: Give him a great big    |       Bunny Rabbit: Put a rubber band
of liver bits and leftover      |       around his snout?
piaza.                          |       Kitty Cat: No, but I like the idea.
Kitty Cat: Nope.                |               |
       |                       |               |
Duckie: You want to know how to stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a
car? Put him in the front seat!
       |                       |               |
       Bunny Rabbit: Teeheeheeheehee           |
                               |               |
                               Doggie: Very funny.

IV-X. TELL TIME
Kitty Cat: Alright, here goes. How does a ------
witch tell time?                                \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: With her watch dog?     |       Bunny Rabbit: Which witch are you
Kitty Cat: Nope.                |       talking about anyway?
       |                       |               |
Duckie: I know. A witch tells time with her witch watch!
       |                       |               |
       |                       |               |
       |               Doggie: Ha (repeat twice)!
       |                       |
Bunny Rabbit: Oh! Witch watch! Like wrist watch. Now I get it.

IV-XI. TWELVE CATS
Kitty Cat: Okay, here's one. Twelve cats went
out for a walk under one small umbrella. How ---
come none of them got wet?                      \
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: Becuase they were itsy  |
       |       bitsy teenie weenie kittens?    |
       |       Kitty Cat: No....               |
       |                       |               |
Doggie: I don't know but the thought of         |
twelve cats under one umbrella makes my         |
nose twitch.                                    |
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: I know, (repeat once)! None of them got wet because it wasn't
raining!
       |                                       |
       |                                       /
       |        -------------------------------
       |       /
       |       |
Duckie: Very tricky, Kitty Puss.
               |
Doggie: Ha (repeat five times).


IV-XII. TWO-TON GORILLA
Kitty Cat: Where does a two-ton gorilla sit ----
when he goes to the movies?                     \
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: When a gorilla  Bunny Rabbit: He sits with another
       |       goes to the movies, he  gorilla.
       |       sits on his bottom!     Kitty Cat: No.
       |       Kitty Cat: Very funny.          |
       |       But for your                    |
       |       information, it is not          |
       |       the right answer.               |
       |                       |               |
Doggie: A two-ton gorilla sits anywhere he wants!
       Kitty Cat: That's for sure!
       |               |                       |
       |               |                       |
Bunny Rabbit: Maybe I've heard that one before. Duckie: That was pretty darn
       |                                       funny.
Duckie: Sure hope the gorilla doesn't want to
sit on me!

V. Bunny Rabbit Dialogues
=========================
V-I. A DOG AND A CAT
Bunny Rabbit: What do you get if you cross a ---
dog and a cat?                                  \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Kitty Cat: Sorry, I can't even stand
       |                       |       the thought of it.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: Cross a cat and a dog?  |       Same on the left.
Do you get a kit-and-ka-poodle? |               |
Bunny Rabbit: No...             |               |
       |                       |               |
Duckie: I know. If you cross a dog and a cat, you get an animal who chases
itself!
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Kitty Cat: Ha (repeat three times)!
       |                       |
Bunny Rabbit: You got it.       /
       |                -------
       |               /
       |               |
       Kitty Cat: Very funny.
                       |
       Doggie: Very funny.

V-II. BIRDS FLY SOUTH
Bunny Rabbit: Okay, here's a riddle. Why do ----
birds fly South for the Winter?                 \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: I don't know.   Duckie: Because it gets |
Do they go on some kind mighty cold for them up |
of vacation or          North?                  |
something?              Bunny Rabbit: That's    |
Bunny Rabbit: No...not  technically correct,    |
really.                 but I'm looking for     |
       |                       another answer. |
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: Birds fly south because it's too far to walk!
       |                       |               |
Duckie: My cousin Donna tried   |       Same on the left
to walk South one Winter. She   |               |
wore out her webs and had to    |               |
get a new pair of feet.         |               |
                               |               |
Doggie: Walking, flying.... Who cares? I'd rather stay put and eat Bowser
Bits.

V-III. COWS
Bunny Rabbit: Where do cows like to go on ------
Saturday night?                                 \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: They go to      Duckie: They like to go |
Cowabunga Club?         dancing at the Milk     |
Bunny Rabbit: No.       Barn?                   |
       |               Bunny Rabbit: I don't   |
       |               think so.               |
       |                       |               |
On Saturday night, cows like to go to the Moo-vies!
       |                       |               |
Bunny Rabbit: To the moo-vies   |       Same on the left
with a mooo-se!                 /               |
       |        ---------------                /
       |       /        -----------------------
       |       |       /
       Bunny Rabbit: Giggle
       |       |       |
       |       |       \
       |       \        -----------------------
       |        -----------------------        \
       |                               \       |
Duckie: Quack, (repeat five times)!     |       Same on the left
                                       |       |
Doggie: Moo-ve over 'cause I'd like to join them beneath the light of the
silvery mooo-n.

V-IV. DOCTOR DOLL
Bunny Rabbit: I just got a new doctor doll. ----
Does anybody know what it operates on?          \
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: Does it operate on      |
       |       stuffed ducks?                  |
       |       Bunny Rabbit: No, sorry...      |
       |                       |               |
       |       Kitty Cat: I know. It operates on baby dolls?
       |       Bunny Rabbit: No....            |
       |                       |               |
       Doggie: Your new doctor doll? I bet it operates on batteries!
       Bunny Rabbit: Right!
       |                                       |
Duckie: Operates on batteries! You are a funny bunny!
       |
       Kitty Cat: I like that one.

V-V. DUCK HAS
Bunny Rabbit: What does a duck has that -------
nobody else has?                                \
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: I know exactly what a   Kitty Cat: A duck has oily
       |       duck has that no one else has,  feathers?
       |       'cause I'm a duck. A duck has   Bunny Rabbit: Sorry, kitty.
       |       duck brains.                    Other birds have oily
       |       Bunny Rabbit: Nope, not the     feathers, too.
       |       answer I was looking for,       |
       |       Duckie.                         |
       |                       |               |
       Doggie: I know what a duck has that nobody else has ducklings!
       Bunny Rabbit: That's Right!
       |                       |                       |
Same on the right               |       Duckie: Ahhh. Now isn't that sweet...
       |                       |
       \                       |
        -------                |
               \               |
               Kitty Cat: Just adorable.

V-VI. ELEPHANT SITS
Bunny Rabbit: What time is it when an elephant -
sits on a chair?                                \
       |                       |               |
Doggie: What time is it? Time   |       Kitty Cat: I think elephant jokes are
to give me the answer to the    |       ridiculous.
riddle.                         |               |
       |                       |               |
Duckie: When an elephant sits on a chair, it's time to get a new chair!
       Bunny Rabbit: That's right!
       |               |       |
       |               |       \
       |               |        ---------------
       Kitty Cat: What a dumb elephant joke.   \
                       |                       |
                       Doggie: I've heard better.

V-VII. EYE
Bunny Rabbit: What did one eye say to the ------
other eye?                                      \
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: It says, "Do you see    |
       |       what I see?                     |
       |       Bunny Rabbit: Clever, Duckie!   |
       |       But it's not the answer looking |
       |       for.                            |
       |                       |               |
       |               Kitty Cat: Gee, I don't know.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: I know... One eye said to the other eye, "Between you and me, there's
something that smells!
       |                                       |
       |                                       /
       |                                -------
       |                               /
       Duckie: Quack (repeat five times)!
       |
       Oh, "eye" see. Ho (repeat three times).

V-VIII. FLYING FAIRY
Bunny Rabbit: Okay everybody. How do you catch -
a flying fairy?                                 \
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: I bet you catch it with |
       |       a net.                          |
       |       Bunny Rabbit: Nope.             |
       |                       |               |
       Doggie: Gosh, beats me.                 |
       |                       |               |
Kitty Cat: You want to catch a flying fairy? Grab her by her fairy tale!
       Bunny Rabbit: Yes!
       |                                       |
       Duckie: Cute, very cute.        Duckie: Ha (repeat three times)!
                                               |
                               Doggie: Ho (repeat four times)!

V-IX. RABBIT
Bunny Rabbit: How do you catch a rabbit? -------
       |                       |               \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Kitty Cat: Uh, you catch a rabbit
       |                       |       with a dog?
       |                       |       Bunny Rabbit: NO!
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: Rabbits? I wouldn't know. Never catch them yourself.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: You want to catch a rabbit? This is how I do it: Hide behind a tree
and make a noise like a carrot!
Bunny Rabbit: Uh-huh!

V-X. ROOM
Bunny Rabbit: Okay. How about this? What's a ---
room no one can go into?                        \
       |                       |               |
       |       Duckie: A locked room?          |
       |       Bunny Rabbit: No....            |
       |                       |               |
       \                       |               |
        -------                |               |
               \               |               |
               |               |               |
               Doggie: Gosh, I give up.        |
               |               |               |
Kitty Cat: I know a room no one can go into a mushroom!
               |               |               |
               |               |               \
               |               |                -------
               |       Ha (repeat three times)!        \
               |                                       /
               |                -----------------------
               |               /
               Duckie: What a quack up!


V-XI. SPEEDING TRAIN
Bunny Rabbit: When does a rabbit go as fast as -
a speeding train?                               \
       |                       |               |
       |                       |               When it's being chased by a
       |                       |               dog?
       |                       |               Bunny Rabbit: Nope.
       |                       |               |
Doggie: Gosh-o-rama, I give up. |       Same on the left
       |                       |               |
Duckie: A rabbit goes as fast as a speeding train when it's on the train!
       |                       |               |
       |       Bunny Rabbit: Yes, you got it   Bunny Rabbit: Bingo!
       |                       |
       |                       /
       |                -------
       |               /
       |               |
       Kitty Cat: Heeheeheehee!
                       |
       Doggie: Oh, yeah. That's a good one.

V-XII. TWIP
Bunny Rabbit: What is a twip? ------------------
       |               \                       \
       |                -------                |
       |                       \               |
       |                       |               |
       |                       |       Kitty Cat: I don't know.
       |                       |               |
Same on the right               |       Doggie: Gosh, I give up.
       |                       |               |
       Duckie: I know a twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain!
       Bunny Rabbit: Wight you are!
       |                       |
       Kitty Cat: Good one, bunny wabbit.
                               |
               Doggie: That was fawiffic!

VI. Game Hints
==============
This section including the hints about the period key and jokes contains that
key.

VI-I ABOUT THE PERIOD KEY
This key means you can press it to cancel the current character's talking. On
most jokes (listed below), this help you to better when running Mega Man X8
Wireless Play for PlayStation 2.

VI-II DOGGIE'S PERIOD TIPS
Joke Number     Dialogue
II              BUNNY RABBIT: My Aunt Queenie?
III             BUNNY RABBIT: When you're on a bi?
V               KITTY CAT: A dog?
VI              DUCKIE: You find them!
VII             BUNNY RABBIT: Cinderella?
VIII            BUNNY RABBIT: They open their?
IX              DUCKIE: How about a?            KITTY CAT: I'd call that cat?
X               KITTY CAT: Have a fairy?
XI              KITTY CAT: It's afraid?

VI-III DUCKIE'S PERIOD TIPS
Joke Number     Dialogue
II              DUCKIE: Okay, here goes.        BUNNY RABBIT: Um, did he say?
               (After DUCKIE Says, "Sorry, sister.", KITTY CAT says "The
               beaver said?")
IV              DOGGIE: What do I call a carton of ducks?
v               BUNNY RABBIT: I'd call it. (After DUCKIE Says "Nope.",
               KITTY CAT Says "Slobber?")
VIII            DUCKIE: Okay, guys. (Go KITTY CAT Next)
IV              DOGGIE: They said?
X               KITTY CAT: I've got the answer. BUNNY RABBIT: I know who can
               jump higher than a house
XI              DUCKIE: What do you get when you cross a duck with? (Go
               DOGGIE Next)
XII             BUNNY RABBIT and KITTY CAT: He uses it? (Each Has Same)

VI-IV KITTY CAT'S PERIOD TIPS
Joke Number     Dialogue
IV-II           DUCKIE: You call a bull that's sleeping a very tired. Cowboy,
               boycow. Never mind....
IV-III          DOGGLE To tease cats? (After KITTY CAT Says "Wrong, Mr.
               Dog.", DUCKIE Says "Do they hum because?")
IV-IV           DOGGLE: Gee, I don't know.
IV-VIII         BUNNY RABBIT: Gee...I don't know.
IV-XII          DUCKIE: When a gorilla goes to the movies!

V. BUNNY RABBIT'S PEROID TIPS
Joke Number     Dialogue
V-I             DOGGIE: Cross a cat and a dog? Do you get a kit-and-ka?
V-IV            DUCKIE: Does it operate on? (After BUNNY RABBIT Says "No,
               sorry...", KITTY CAT Says, "I know.")
V-V             DUCKIE: I know exactly what a duck has that no one else has,
               'cause I'm a duck. A duck has duck.
V-VII           DUCKIE: It says?
V-IX            KITTY CAT: Uh?

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