Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
for Windows 95

Developed by 7th Level, Distributed by Panasonic

FAQ/Walkthrough 2.2
3/22/98

Written by CJayC ([email protected])
Updates can be found at http://www.gamefaqs.com

Contents
--------
I. Introduction
II. FAQ History
III. Known Bugs and Problems
IV. General Information
V. Video Clip Information
VI. Act I: The Stages of Life
A. Common Sticking Points
B. Walkthrough
VII. Act II: The Goals of Life
A. Common Sticking Points
B. Walkthrough
VIII. Act III: The Cottage of Life
A. Common Sticking Points
B. Walkthrough
IX. Codes and How to Use Them
X. The Cheater's Walkthrough
XI. The Really Impatient Cheater's Walkthrough
XII. Game Information/Trivia
XIII. Acknowledgements

I. Introduction
------------------

-- About the Game --

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life is the third (and apparently final) Monty
Python game from 7th Level. Following the "Complete Waste of Time" and
"Holy Grail", the Meaning of Life takes you on a journey based on the 1983
film of the same name, through each of the stages of life represented in the
film. Then it gets weird.

The game was developed by 7th Level, who merged with Pulse Entertainment on
November 17, 1997, to create P7 Solutions. Panasonic Interactive Media
bought the rights to distribute the game (as well as the two previous
titles), and are "in charge" of the game, its support, and its distribution.

Personally, I think it's a wonderful game, despite the glitches. It's the
first of the three games to actually make me laugh out loud for several
mintues, leaving me barely able to click on the next item at times. Good
puzzles, good design, good video-clip selection, and horrible bugs.

-- About the FAQ/Walkthrough --

Well, I think I've uncovered every nook and cranny in this game... Full
walkthrough, hints, 25 cheat codes, corrected mine map, info on going to
almost every area of the game, how to add any inventory item... Whew!

If you find anything I've missed, please let me know about it! The only
things missing from this FAQ are probably a Cottage Story Guide (how to
follow all of the stories through to the end), explanations for two cheat
codes, and the identity of Larry and the two people shown in the credits.

So, there will probably be at least two more revisions to this guide. One
with final fixes/error corrections and a Story Guide, and one to announce
the relase of a patch (hint, hint). So, feel free to contribute as you
wish!

II. FAQ History
-----------------

Version 2.2
Added cheats for the DOOM level
Added code explanations
Fixed a few minor typos
Version 2.1
Fixed Organ Donor code (whoops!)
Version 2.0
Reorganized and re-wrote several FAQ sections
Added twenty-two more codes! Woohoo! Nobody better have _any_ more
trouble with the game.
Added debug mode tips on getting to areas, inventory, and Organ Donors.
Fixed up the Mine Map, removed the detailed guide, as it was flawed.
Version 1.4
Added Video Clip Information - All found, plus a way to see them without
actually having to play the game.
Added "Optional" Notations
Added more info in the "Codes" section
Version 1.3
Added "Codes"
Added "Getting Into the Attic"
Version 1.2
Changed organization from two parts (discs) to three (game sections)
Updated "Introduction" with tech support information
Updated "Bugs and Problems"
Added Map of the Mine
Addded "How to Get Rid of Big Labour" to Cottage Sticking points
Version 1.1
Added Cottage walkthrough (up to the attic)
Added "Bugs and Problems"
Added "Common Sticking Points" for both discs
Version 1.0
First edition. Walkthrough up to the cottage

III. Known Bugs and Problems
-----------------------------

Yes, it's true that the version of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life that
currently being sold in stores cannot be completed normally. There is a
fatal bug in the next-to-last scene game that will prevent users from
getting to the final scene. Luckily, there are a couple of workarounds that
allow you to continue. Unfortunately, that's not the only bug.

If you experience strange problems (items not working correctly, the screen
goes blank), you should probably contact Panasonic technical support (7th
Level no longer provides phone technical support for games).

Panasonic Technical Support:
Voice: (425) 889-7095
Fax: (425) 828-8715
E-Mail: [email protected]
WWW: http://www.pimcom.com

Panasonic has confirmed the existence of two major bugs (the "X"/Shovel and
Attic Entrance), and has agreed with the workarounds listed below. They
have not confirmed that they are working on a patch, or indeed whether or not
one will be released. However, PIM's technical support is collecting the
addresses of everyone who writes their e-mail address, and will announce
when/if a patch is released.

PROBLEM: Game was playing fine, but suddenly there's no sound. CTRL+ and -
keys don't do anything.
SOLUTION: This is an undocumented feature. The asterisk (*) key on the
number keypad disables/enables the sound. Just hit the key a
second time to restore the sound.

PROBLEM: In the cottage, I'm listening to the Potato's speech that begins
with "Excuse me for a moment while I check with my liver...".
When he's done speaking, he disappears, but the cursor doesn't
come back!
SOLUTION: This is a minor glitch. Just press your space bar to restore your
cursor and continue with the game.

PROBLEM: In the cottage, in the beach area, I can't use the shovel on the
"X".
PROBLEM: In the cottage, in the beach area, I used the shovel on the "X"
and dug a hole, but I can't go into the hole!
SOLUTION: This is a fatal bug. Once this has happened, you will not be able
to complete the game. You must restore the game from a point
before you entered the beach area, or use WorkAround 2 below.
WORKAROUND 1:
Do *NOT* enter the beach area until you have both the Shovel and
Mr. Blowhard. Once you enter the beach area, do *NOT* save your
game until you have retrieved the two items required from this
area.
WORKAROUND 2:
Use the Event Manager to add the missing items to your inventory.
(See Section IX)

PROBLEM: When I go into the "Dental" area, the screen is black!
SOLUTION: This isn't a bug; it's part of the game. Continuing requires
using an item.

PROBLEM: In the attic, I get to a screen with a ladder going up, and when
I click on it, the screen goes black!
SOLUTION: This is a major bug, stemming from the fact that the next scene of
the game resides on Disc One, and the pop-up window to tell you to
switch discs is invisible.
WORKAROUND 1:
Before clicking on the door, switch to Disc 1. Once you have
switched discs and given the system enough time to recognise the new
disc, click on the door. You should then receive a "blue-screen"
error message asking you to re-insert Disc 2. Press ESC, and you
will be returned to the door, and your cursor will have disappeared.
Press the Space Bar to continue to the next scene.
WORKAROUND 2 (Thanks to BettyCat):
Once you get the black screen, switch discs. Press the ALT-TAB keys
to bring up the Windows task switcher, and switch to another
application. Or, press the "Windows" key to bring up the Start
Menu. Either method will being the cursor back to the screen. Once
the cursor is visible, click on a spot approximately 1/4 of the
screen from the bottom and centered left/right to get to the next
screen. If you miss, switch applications again and try again.
You're trying to click on the "OK" for the "Insert Disc One"
notification box, but it's invisible. You may wish to mark the spot
earlier to make it easier.
WORKAROUND 3:
Cheat using the debug code. See Section IX.

IV. General Information
-------------------------

--Questions between screens
What's with the questions between the screens? Well, it really doesn't
matter what you answer as far as gameplay goes. The answers do eventually
get used at the endgame, but it won't affect your playing of the game at all.
There are a set number of questions (I haven't counted them up yet), and
when you're done answering them, an "Intermission" screen will be shown
instead between scenes.

--Shortcuts
Press space to skip non-interactive screens
Press space to interrupt dialog or animations

V. Video Clip Information
----------------------------

As with the other games, this one is full of video clips. The walkthrough
below explains exactly how to find all of the clips in the course of the game,
but you can also view them outside of the game.
Video clips are stored in the \clips directory on each disc. They are
Smacker video clips, and you can download the Smacker Video Tools to play
them at:
http://www.radgametools.com/smack.htm
The clips are listed below by disc in the order in which you'll find them
while playing the game (using the walkthrough).

12 clips on the second disc
Clip 1 - "Movie Intro" - mix_ae.smk
Clip 2 - "Every Sperm is Sacred" - mix_ag.smk
Clip 3 - "Naked Women" - mix_aw.smk
Clip 4 - "War Presents" - mix_ai.smk
Clip 5 - "War Presents" - mix_aj.smk
Clip 6 - "War Presents" - mix_ak.smk
Clip 7 - "War Presents" - mix_al.smk
Clip 8 - "Galaxy Song" - mix_ap.smk
Clip 9 - "World's Fattest Man" - mix_ar.smk
Clip 10 - "World's Fattest Man Explodes" - mix_as.smk
Clip 11 - "Cleaning Woman" - mix_at.smk
Clip 12 - "The Adventures of Martin Luther" - mix_ca.smk

15 clips on the second disc
Clip 1 - "Self-Defense" - mix_bm.smk
Clip 2 - "Self-Defense" - mix_bn.smk
Clip 3 - "Crimson Permanent Intro" - mix_aa.smk
Clip 4 - "Crimson Permanent Revolt" - mix_ab.smk
Clip 5 - "Crimson Attacks the VBCA" - mix_ac.smk
Clip 6 - "Funniest Joke" - mix_bf.smk
Clip 7 - "Funniest Joke" - mix_bg.smk
Clip 8 - "Funniest Joke" - mix_bh.smk
Clip 9 - "The Bishop" - mix_bj.smk
Clip 10 - "The Bishop" - mix_bi.smk
Clip 11 - "The Bishop" - mix_bk.smk
Clip 12 - "The Bishop" - mix_bl.smk
Clip 13 - "Board Meeting" - mix_aq.smk
Clip 14 - "Christmas in Heaven" - mix_ay.smk
Clip 15 - "Death of Arthur Jarrett" - mix_av.smk

VI. Act I: The Stages of Life
-------------------------------

A. Act I Common Sticking Points
--------------------------------

In Act I, the first six stages may be played in any order, but the last
(Death) cannot be completed until the first six are finished.

*** Live Organ Transplants ***

-- How do I get past the operation section? --

Everybody seems to have problems on this one. I found that the following
method to work for me every time:
Use the chainsaw.
To begin, position the saw right over the dash and press AND HOLD the
mouse button.
With the button held down, trace the pattern as it appears as quickly as you
can. If you stray, move back to the path quickly. You only kill the patient
when you stray from the correct path for more than about 2 seconds.

From an anonymous source:
"This game gets easier the more times you screw up. So if someone is having
a real hard time with it they should just keep slaughtering the patient.
Also using space to abort through the "you screwed up" linears would speed
things up."

Of course, you could always cheat (see Section IX)...

*** The Autumn Years ***

-- What's with the dishes? --

The puzzle here is just a balancing puzzle. You must keep as even as possible
a weight on either side of the center dish. It's not as easy as that, though,
as the dishes are weighted. You can tell the weight of each dish by the
symbol on it:
Triangle - 1
Square - 2
Circle - 3
Rectangle - 4
You can only have the dishes off-balance by 2 in either direction. This means
that in order to remove a Circle dish, the dishes must be at least slightly
tilting in the same direction, and for a Rectangle the dishes must be tilted
even further in the same direction. Keep a running tally of how the dishes
are weighted (-2 -1 0 1 2), and you should be just fine.

Of course, you could always cheat (see Section IX)...

*** Death ***

-- How do you get into the house? --

Well, you've got to get Death to go there. To do that, just click on all of
the statues, the mausoleum, the tree (twice), the sky to the upper left of the
barn (twice), and then click Death three times. If he's not moving on the
third click, make sure you've clicked everything again.

-- How do you solve the cabinet puzzle? --

Well, if you don't have all six items (meaning you've solved the other six
sections of Act I), nothing. All six items are required to continue. If you
do have all six, just put each item in the bowl. No mixers, just straight in
the bowl. That's it! You've won the game!

Just kidding. You've just started.

B. Act I Walkthrough
---------------------

Optional sections of the walkthrough are denoted with a ">" - these bits
are not required to finish the game, but they do let you see all of the
video clips, as well as a few extra bits.

*** Introduction ***

Clip 1 - "Movie Intro"

Disclaimer (UD)
Scroll down to bottom
Select any of the first four answers (answer 5 exits the game)

*** Birth ***

Wheel of Life
Click Birth (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Delivery Room (LR)
Click nurse (brings in equipment)
Click patient's arm (she's hiding behind the first large white
machine to your right)
Click patient's arm
Click nurse
Click all machines to turn them on (11 total), administrator appears
Click patient
Click patient
Click patient (baby is born)
Get penny
Click patient (another baby)
Exit broken window

Third World (LR)
> Exit door on right

House of 1,000 Children (LR)
> Click Man
> Click Man - Song Begins - Clip 2 - "Every Sperm is Sacred"
> Click door (to the right and above man)
> Exit door

Third World (LR)
Use penny on Harry's sign
Get condom
Click on man in window (on left of street)
Exit window

Protestant House
Use condom on woman
Get cream

** Growth & Learning **

Wheel of Life
Click Growth & Learning (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Chapel (LR)
> Click picture on left (above men in red)

Picture
> Click on picture - Clip 3 - "Naked Women"
> Exit back

Chapel (LR)
Exit doorway on left

Classroom (LR)
Click door (teacher arrives)
Click teacher
Click student (the one raising his hand)
Click teacher
Click student (with Get cursor, Eric Idle)
Click girl in window
Exit "You Don't Know" on blackboard

You Don't Know John
Answer six questions, then play Final John (How many correct are
required to win?)
Get bottle of linseed oil

Classroom (LR)
Use bottle on student (Eric Idle)
Get empty bottle
Exit door

Chapel (LR)
Exit fountain

Fountain
Use bottle on fountain
Get bottle

*** Fighting Each Other ***

Wheel of Life
Click Fighting Each Other (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Modern Battlefield (LR)
Click on tents
Exit sign

Zulu Battlefield (LR)
Exit tent

Tent
Click John Cleese
Click John Cleese
Click Doctor (Graham Chapman)
Click Patient's Head (Eric Idle)
Click Doctor (Graham Chapman)
Click Patient's Head (Eric Idle)
Click Doctor (Graham Chapman)
Click Patient's Head (Eric Idle)
Click Doctor (Graham Chapman)
Click Patient's Head (Eric Idle)
Click John Cleese
Exit Back

Zulu Battlefield (LR)
Exit Jungle

Jungle (LR)
Click John Cleese
Click Tiger Head
Click Tiger Tail
Click Tiger Head
Click Tiger Tail
Click Tiger Head
Click Tiger Tail
Click Tiger Head
Click Tiger Tail
Click Tiger Tail
Click Tiger Tail
Click Tiger Tail (Scene moves)
Click John Cleese
Click bushes above sign
Get Hand of God
Exit Sign

Zulu Battlefield (LR)
Exit Modern Battlefield

Modern Battlefield (LR)
Exit Mound

Mound
> Click on screen - Clip 4 - "War Presents"
> Click on screen - Clip 5 - "War Presents"
> Click on screen - Clip 6 - "War Presents"
> Click on screen - Clip 7 - "War Presents"
Use Hand of God on soldier
Get leg
Exit Back

Modern Battlefield (LR)
Click on tents
Exit sign

Zulu Battlefield (LR)
Exit tent

Tent
Use leg on stump
Get Canned Salmon

*** Middle Age ***

Wheel of Life
Click Middle Age (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Middle Age
Restaurant (LR)
Click Man
Click "Start"
Pick topic: Click "Our Endangered Ocean Ecosystem"
Conversation: repeat the first sentence Mrs. Henders said by clicking
on it (5 times)
Get Hay
Use Hay on Cow
Click Manure
Conversation: rhyme the first sentence Mrs. Henders said by clicking
on it (6 times)
Click rat
Click faucet
Conversation: alliteration. Pick the answer that has words that
start with the same letter as Mrs. Henders' first sentence (5 times).
Click dam
Click dam
Get dill

*** Live Organ Transplants ***

Wheel of Life
Click Live Organ Transplants (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Live Organ Music
Scroll cursor over bottom of screen (announcer appears)
Click announcer

Live Organ Transplants
Click chainsaw, trace pattern on screen with mouse button held down
Straight line
Stairs
Spiral
Penguin
Gumby
Move fast... speed tends to count more than accuracy (i.e. if you're
slow, the patient tends to die more often)
You get three chances (blood splatters)
If you goof, just try it again - it gets easier each time!
When done with Gumby pattern, exit fridge

Kitchen (LR)
Click Man
Click Man
Click Man
Click Woman
Click Man - Clip 8 - "Galaxy Song"
Get liver
Exit Live Organ Transplants

Live Organ Transplants
Use liver on hole
Get vacuum cleaner
Exit Fridge

Kitchen (LR)
Exit Fridge
Use vacuum on items in fridge (8)
Use vacuum on space (4)
Get onion

*** Autumn Years **

Wheel of Life
Click Autumn Years (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain
Clip 9 - "World's Fattest Man"

Restaurant (LR)
Click Man
Dish Puzzle
Click on all of the dishes to get rid of them
Only top dishes can be taken
Don't topple the pile - tolerance is +-2
Dishes are weighted
Triangle - 1
Square - 2
Circle - 3
Rectangle - 4
Distance from center doesn't affect weight - only left or right
Click bottom plate
Click mint - Clip 10 - "World's Fattest Man Explodes"
Get gelatin

Wheel of Life
> Click Autumn Years (if not already selected)
> Click pull-chain
> Clip 9 - "World's Fattest Man"

Restaurant (LR)
> Click Man
> Dish Puzzle
> Yes, play it again...
> Click bottom plate
> Click mint - Clip 10 - "World's Fattest Man Explodes"
> Click "Accept" - Clip 11 - "Cleaning Woman"

*** Death ***

Wheel of Life
Click Death (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Death
Landscape (LR)
Click clouds (up and left of house)
Click clouds
Click tree
Click tree
Click tree
Click leaves
Click each statue (5)
Click mausoleum
Click Death
Click Death
Click Death (moves to house)
Click Door
Exit House

House (LR)
Exit Cabinet

Cabinet
Put each item in bowl (not mixers)

House
Shoot fish

VII. Act II: The Goals of Life
-------------------------------

A. Act II Common Sticking Points
---------------------------------

In Act II, the first two stages may be played in any order, but you will
need to complete "Spiritual" before completing "Material. The last
(Dentistry) cannot be completed until the first two are finished.

*** Material World ***

-- What do I do with the VBCA? --

On the farm, you need to start a war by first clicking on the woman (she's
hiding on the ground below the cow), and then clicking on the animals and
various scenery until they quit talking and start preparing for war. Once
that happens, click on the tractor. You'll then have a place for the VBCA.

-- I'm lost in the mine! How do I get out? --

Try following the map below, or cheat (See Section IX) for other ways to get
out.

-- What do I give the guard? --

You can't solve the Material world without solving the Spiritual World, and
vice versa. Once you've found the guard, head to the Spiritual World.

*** Spiritual World ***

-- How do I find the Bishop? --

To discover the Bishop, click the floor of the building in New Age World.
There are three areas in the Spiritual World where the Bishop appears once
he's been discovered, and you can spot them beforehand by the theme music. He
may go to the areas randomly - you may have to visit each area more than once
before you actually get the item you need. The areas are:
Religions of the World - Catholic Church - Back of church
Buddha World - Water right around waiter's feet
Hell - window of the wedding chapel
There are three video clips once you've found the first once, making four
total. After the last one, you'll get an item.

-- What's with the Buried Statues area? --

It's a meditation garden. Meditate. Walk away from the computer, get
yourself a drink. You have to wait several minutes and not take the first
item offered to get what you really need.

-- How do I survive the "Doom" level? --

You'll need the Flak Jacket (give Ghandi what he wants most) and the Sword
(which you'll find after you find the Bishop). Just be fast, and shoot to
kill. It may take you a few times to pass it, but don't be too discouraged!
I just move from left to right, shoot the first person I see until they
explode, then immediately move on to the right to the next one. It is
possible, trust me!

-- No, really, I can't do it! How do I get past the level? --

There isn't an easy way to do it, and the level doesn't get any easier no
matter how many times you get killed. If you're completely stumped, you can
always cheat (See Section IX).

-- What do I give the guru? --

If you haven't placated the guard in Material world yet, return there and
try to change his feelings towards you. Once puzzle solves the other.

*** Dental World ***

-- It's pitch black! What's going on? --

You can't do anything here until you've completed the Material world. Once
you are properly Enlightened, you should do the same to the Dental world.

A. Act II Walkthrough
----------------------

*** Material ***

Wheel of Life
Click Material (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Level 1 (LR)
Get headphones
Exit ladder

Level 2 (LR)
Exit ladder (up)

Level 3 (LR)
Get Algon probe
Exit ladder (down)

Level 2 (LR)
Exit ladder (down)

Level 1 (LR)
Exit painting

Ocean (LR)
Use probe on rocks
Click probe
Get bra
Click on ship
Click down

Underwater (UD)
Click first chest on right
Get shares (1%)
> Click second chest on left
> Click men - Clip 1 - "Self-Defense"
> Click men - Clip 2 - "Self-Defense"
Click fourth chest on right
Get shares (10%)
Get Victrola
Exit up

Ocean (LR)
Exit arch

Archway (LR)
Exit Paradise

Paradise (LR)
Use bra on man (staring at you in front of Sissy Sally's)
Get chainsaw
Click middle "EAT"
Get raspberry
Click "BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS"
Get Salesman
Exit arch

Archway (LR)
Exit cross

Religions of the World (LR)
Convert the Natives: Click on each building except the blue man's
(19)
Get Friar
Convert the Churches: Get each church, put in machine, get Insurance
Building (20)
Exit Nature Preserve

Nature Preserve (LR)
Click on foliage (5 times)
Use chainsaw on foliage, cut away as much as possible until it dies
Click phone
Click phone
Use Victrola on ruins
Get horse. almost!
Use Friar on seal
Use Friar on seal
Use Friar on seal
Use raspberry on man
Get Pantomime Horse
Development Time: Use insurance buildings on ground (20) - anywhere
there's a highlighted spot (VBCA then appears)
Click on VBCA
Get Hatchet Man
Exit Ocean

Ocean (LR)
> Click on Crimson Permanent - Clip 3 - "Crimson Permanent Intro"
Use hatchet man on Crimson Permanent - Clip 4 - "Crimson Permanent
Revolt"
Exit Trophy

Level 1 (LR)
Use Pantomime Horse on empty trophy
Click Horse
Use Salesman on safe
Click safe
Get shares (40%)

Nature Preserve (LR)
Use shares on Crimson Permanent - Clip 5 - "Crimson Attacks the VBCA"
Get VBCA
Exit Ocean

Ocean (LR)
Exit Barn

Farm (LR)
Click ground at bottom of screen underneath cow
Click on dog, haystack, cow, sheep, cat, squirrel, tractor, woman,
barn, etc. Eventually, they'll do something other than talk!
Click tractor
Use VBCA on concrete slab
Click missiles
Exit Mine

Mine 1 (UDLR)
Get Whiskey
Exit Entryway

Farm (LR)
Exit Barn

Barn (LR)
Click Map
Use Whiskey on Unexploded Scotsman
Get Unexploded Scotsman
> Click screen - Clip 6 - "Funniest Joke"
> Click screen - Clip 7 - "Funniest Joke"
> Click screen - Clip 8 - "Funniest Joke"
Exit Back

Farm (LR)
Exit Mine

Mine 1 (UDLR)
Get Mine Cart
Use Scotsman on wall (near drawing)
Exit Hole in wall

Mine
b N U
11A-PAL |/
| W--*--E
10A 17A /|
| / | b / j b D S
9A 1E 16A-18A-19A 6B-5B
j/ | / | / | / / j
8A-7A-6A 15A 4B 4D-3D-2D-1D 1F-2F-3F-4F
/ | | | / / /
5A 14A 3B j
| b | | 3C-2C-1C
4A-3A-2A-12A-13A 2B /
/ | | /
1A 1B
|
Farm

Middle Level Lower Level Upper Level
4A down to 1B 3B up to 8A 1F down to 1E
8A down to 3B 1B up to 4A 4F down to 19A
8A up to 1C 4D up to 1E 1C down to 8A
19A up to 4F 1D up to 19A
19A down to 1D
1E down to 4D
1E up to 1F

Beasts (marked with a b) Jokes (marked with a j)
Chinese: 5B Chinese: 8A
Arabic: 11A Arabic: 1F
German: 12A German: 6B
French: 18A French: 3C

Use the unexploded Scotsman to blow holes in walls to find your way through.
When you encounter a monster, use the corresponding joke on the monster to
clear the way.

Hints on Finding your way:
There are two ways to find your way through the caves:
1) Take special note of the walls, and keep the directions in mind.
North - A flat wall, nothing of note.
East - A sunken wall, here you can move the cursor up.
South - Wall with a raised area in the middle. Rocks blown up
here usually contain a set of initials.
West - A sunken wall, here you can move the cursor down.
2) Cheat (see section IX)

Additionally, there are 11 Treasures randomly scattered throughout the mine:
Tea Tray, Stamp, Jewels, Uranium, Ark of the Covenant, Fur Coat,
Caviar, Sunflowers, Car, Gold Ingots, and a Pearl. But, Denis Moore will just
come and take them all anyway when you try to leave, so it's best to
just ignore the Mine Cart and all of the treasures, and use the treasures
as guideposts (with the above map) to find where you are. They're random,
so mark where you see the treasures on the map.

Palace Grounds (LR)
You made it! But there's nothing more to do here right now...
Exit Wheel of Life

*** Spiritual ***

Wheel of Life
Click Spiritual (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Archway (LR)
Get Buddha Head
Exit Hell

Hell (LR)
Exit World Class Topless Fortunes

World Class Topless Fortunes
Click Mona Lisa
Click Mona Lisa
Get Book of Horoscopes
Exit Back

Hell (LR)
Use Horoscopes on Woman
Get Giant Frog
Exit Middle "EAT"

Almighty Big Burger
> Click "Ma'Hot'ma Coffee"
> Get Coffee
Click "Hopi Meal"
Get Lunch
Exit Back

Hell (LR)
Exit Arch

Archway (LR)
Exit Cross

Religions of the World (LR)
Converting the Natives, Part II: Click on each building to convert
the natives (18 times)
Exit Mosque

Mosque
Get Buddha Head
Exit Back

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit Protestant Church

Happy Church
Exit Pedestal

Pedestal
Click Bible
Click Page (12 times)
Note the recipe for Paul's Party Punch
Exit Back

Happy Church
Exit Back

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit Catholic Church

Catholic Church
Click left pillars
Click Spanish Inquisition
Use lunch on woman
Get Comfy Chair
Exit Back

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit Beer

Bar (LR)
Get Buddha Head
Give "Paul's Party Punch" to Marx (Tequila, Gin, Vodka, Sherry, Milk)
Get Sledgehammer of Humility
Exit Sphinx Head

Egypt (LR)
Click "Renew Membership"
Exit Building (first doorway to right of building with four pillars)

Building
Get Buddha head
Click Fridge
Exit Panel

Secret Panel
Click Triangle
Exit Back

Building
Exit Back

Egypt (LR)
Exit New Exit (two doorways to your right)

Tomb Entrance
Click on head over doorway
Get handkerchief
Exit Back

Egypt (LR)
Exit Gumby Head

New Age Land (LR)
Click on various drawings (6 times, until the professor is taken
away)
Rotating puzzle
Rotate the columns to free the staff
Top: Rotates top twice, middle once
Middle: Rotates middle twice, bottom once
Bottom: Rotates bottom twice, top once
Very Bottom: Resets Puzzle
Get Cattle Prod of Courage
Use Handkerchief on uncovered head
Click statues for clues about combination
Use Giant Frog on Lily Pad
Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
Get Buddha Head
Click on yellow archway gate
Exit Gate

New Age Land (LR)
Exit Sphinx

Egypt (LR)
Exit New Exit

Tomb Entrance
Exit Doorway

Tomb
Exit Coffin

Coffin Puzzle
The proper combination:
Hedgehog, Larch, Mrs. Trepidatious, Spam, Occarina

Tomb
Use Comfy Chair on Mummy
Get Steak Dinner
Exit Back

Tomb Entrance
Exit Back

Egypt (LR)
Exit Beer

Bar (LR)
Use Steak Dinner on Ghandi
Get Kevlar Vest of Faith
Exit Temple

Bruce World (LR)
Buddha puzzle
Put all five Buddha heads on the headless statues, and a button
will appear
Press the button to hear the limerick. most likely, it will be out
of order
Arrange the heads to have the limerick read correctly, then press
the button
The limerick:
There once was a Sheila from Sydney,
Who was missing ten teeth and a kidney,
But her Bruce found her dear,
`Cause she brewed her own beer,
He made out fair dinkum now didn't he?
Get Helping Hands of Self-Denial
Exit Pathway

Buried Statues
Just wait. Don't move the mouse, just wait. In about two minutes,
you will be rewarded!
> Get Moist Towelette
Wait again. The Towelette will be offered again, but don't move,
just keep waiting. Trust me!
Get Rubber Hose of Purity
Exit Back

Bruce World (LR)
Exit Cross

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit Arch

Archway (LR)
Exit Gumby

New Age Land (LR)
Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
Click Floor below green archway facing you
Click desk - Clip 9 - "The Bishop"
Click on yellow archway gate
Exit Gate

New Age Land (LR)
Exit Arch

Archway (LR)
Exit Hell

Hell (LR)
Click window of Wedding Chapel
Click window of Wedding Chapel - Clip 10 - "The Bishop"
Exit Arch

Archway (LR)
Exit Cross

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit Catholic Church

Catholic Church
Click organ
Click Vicar - Clip 11 - "The Bishop"
Exit back

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit temple

Bruce World (LR)
Click water near waiter's feet
Click vicar - Clip 12 - "The Bishop"
Get mitre
Use mitre on hatless Buddha
Get Moses
Exit Cross

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit Temple

Temple
Use Moses on Temple
Exit pedestal

Pedestal
Click right edge of scroll (14 times)
Click sword
Get sword
Exit back

Temple
Exit back

Religions of the World (LR)
Exit arch

Archway (LR)
Exit Gumby

New Age World (LR)
Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
Exit mouth (look up above the yellow archway)

Doom (LR, UD)
Use sword on attackers in doorways - this can take anywhere from 1 to
5 shots
Exit doorway (when done)

Path of Enlightenment (LR)
Click rocks
Use cattle prod on man
Use hands on man
Use sledgehammer on man
Use hose on man

Mountain of Enlightenment (UD)
Click church
Get sheep (a.k.a. Angel of Love)
Click church
Click guru
Click guru
Click guru
Exit Wheel of Life

*** Material (again) ***

Wheel of Life
Click Material (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Material
Archway (LR)
Exit Picture

Ocean (LR)
Exit Barn

Farm (LR)
Exit Mine

Mine
Make your way to the Palace Grounds

Palace Grounds (LR)
Exit Palace

Palace
Click Bed
Exit Bed

Bed
Use Angel of Love on guard
Click safe
Get Ultimate Wealth - Clip 13 - "Board Meeting"

Wheel of Life
Click Spiritual (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

*** Spiritual (again) ***

Archway (LR)
Exit Gumby

New Age World (LR)
Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
Exit mouth (look up above the yellow archway)

Doom (LR, UD)
Exit doorway

Path of Enlightenment (LR)
Click above church

Mountain of Enlightenment (UD)
Use Ultimate Wealth on guru
Get Enlightenment - Clip 14 - "Christmas in Heaven"

Wheel of Life
Click Dental (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

*** Dental ***

Dentist's Office
Use Enlightenment on darkness
Click Mirror

VIII. Act III: The Cottage of Life
----------------------------------

A. Act III Common Sticking Points
---------------------------------

-- What's the password? --

Ths password can be found by carefully noting the names of the two computers,
listening to the story given by the mask, and watching a video...

-- How do I make the salmon mousse? --

Follow the recipe! It's pretty easy, well, once you realize what the six
machines are!
1 - Heater
2 - Chopper (use twice for FINELY chopped items)
3 - Whipper
4 - Can Opener (AHA!)
5 - Chiller
6 - Mixer

-- How do I play the organ? --

The Concerto and the Poem need to be placed on the organ (they're both in the
computer room), and the key guide is on the bookshelf.

-- The mouse hates all the cheese! What can I do? --

Pesky little bugger, isn't he? He won't run the wheel, no matter what you
do. You need some thing different. Try recording and then playing the
correct tune on the organ first, and then check the window to the left of
the screen.

-- I can't use the shovel on the "X"! What gives? --

See section III.

-- What's with the sliding puzzle? It doesn't do anything! --

That's because it's not a sliding puzzle. It just looks like one. Hints for
what to do with it can be found in a book on the desk behind you, and on the
Shaka computer.

-- What's wrong with the parrot? --

He's insane. He mixes up the notes you play to him on the Rose and Weight
scales. One of them he transposes, and the other he mirrors. Just record
the keys so he'll error in your favor.

-- How do I get rid of Big Labour? --

Once you teach the parrot to speak correctly, you'll need to place him on the
perch in the back room. Click on him to have him speak, and if you got it
right, you'll hear a chord. If you exit, you'll hear a higher chords (the
same one you hear when you see Big Labour). Enter, the low chords. Exit, the
higher chords. You've got to shut the parrot up so he won't speak a second
time.

-- How can I shut the parrot up? --

Beat him to death. Fun, isn't it? Just be sure to do it after he speaks an
odd number of times.

-- Where's the cheese? --

There are eight pieces of cheese in total, seven of them in random locations.
The Gouda is always found indide of Timmy the Computer, and the possible
locations for the remaining pieces are as follows:

Computer Area, on rug beneath Shaka
Computer Area, on floor beneath Statue
Computer Area, on top of Shaka's scanner.
Computer Area, above the entry door (left of the elephant picture)
Middle of Cottage, on the rug in the Computer Area
Middle of Cottage, on the couch
Middle of Cottage, on the dresser to the left of the doors
TV Area, beneath the three masks
TV Area, in the urinal doll
TV Area, next to the Crimson Permanent
Bookshelf Area, Beneath the urinal doll
Bookshelf Area, Above the white mask
Bookshelf Area, on the shelf
Bookshelf Area, On the radiator
Bookshelf Area, On the pile of CD's (below and to the left of the mouth)

If you've found cheese in a different location, let me know!

-- The hand in the sofa keeps disappearing! --

Just click on it again. Everything you stacked on it will return.

-- The screen just went blank! --

See section III.

B. Act III Walkthrough
----------------------

*** The Cottage ***

IMPORTANT NOTE: Save your game here at the beginning, and keep a saved game
here! There is a fatal bug in the Cottage that may prevent you from
progressing in the game in some situations.

NOTE: There are 8 pieces of cheese in the cottage, and seven of them are
located randomly in open areas throughout the Computer Area, TV Area, Middle,
and Bookshelf Area. You need to collect the cheese as you run into it over
the course of this area. If you can't find all seven by the end of the
section, see "Where's the cheese?" above.

Wheel of Life
Click pull-chain

Entryway
Exit Cottage

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Click Picture Drawers

Picture Drawers
Click Upper Left Drawer
Click Upper Middle Drawer
Click Upper Right Drawer
Get Party Horn
Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Cabinet

Cabinet
Click upper cabinet
Get Baked Beans
Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Pig

Pig
Click Mouth (10 times)
Use Baked Beans on Mouth
Get Spam
Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Shaka

Shaka
Exit Books

Books
Click book
Get poem
Exit Back

Shaka
Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Statue

Statue
Click statue
Click paper
Get concerto
Exit Back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit TV Area

TV Area (LR)
Exit thinking statue

Thinking Statue
Click statue
Get Gumby
Exit back

TV Area (LR)
Exit Book

Good Gardening Guide
Click left page
Click Chapter 11
Click raft
Get raft
Exit back

TV Area (LR)
Exit Crimson Permanent

Crimson Permanent
Use raft on building
Get Pirates
Exit Back

TV Area (LR)
Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Bookshelf Area

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit Ship

Ship
Use pirates on ship
Click mast
Click mask

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit cabinet (that was below the ship before it moved)

Cabinet
Get mouse
Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit statue

Statue
Use Party Horn on hand

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit Organ

Organ
Use concerto on organ
Use poem on organ
Press "Record" (red arrow)
Click foot (if not already be clicked)
Click Y
Click weight
Click E
Click rose
Click S
Click weight
Click Z
Click foot
Click I
Click weight
Click T
Click rose
Click F
Click weight
Click L
Click foot
Click Q
Click "Play" (black arrow)
Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Click window

Window
Use mouse on man
Get elephant
Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit bookshelf

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
Click books (immediately in front of you)
Click doors

Clockwork
Exit paper under wheel
Get recipe
Exit back

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Timmy

Timmy
Exit terminal

Timmy the Computer
Type "NGATA", press Enter
Double-Click Demo

Meaning of Life Demo
Use recipe on easel
Put water in device 1
Put results in device 6
Put onion in device 2
Put results in device 2
Put results in device 6
Put dill in device 2
Put results in device 6
Put cream in device 3
Put results in device 6
Put salmon in device 4
Put results in device 2
Put results in device 6
Put gelatine in device 6
Click device 6
Put results in device 5
Put results in mold

Timmy the Computer
Click peanut
Put peanut in Recycle Bin
Exit back

Timmy
Exit back

Computer Area
Exit Recycle Bin (below and to the right of Shaka)

Recycle Bin
Get peanut
Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Timmy

Timmy
Exit terminal

Timmy the Computer
Click peanut
Put gouda in Recycle Bin
Exit back

Timmy
Exit back

Computer Area
Exit Recycle Bin (below and to the right of Shaka)

Recycle Bin
Get gouda
Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Bookshelf Area

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit Bookshelf

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
Click books (immediately in front of you)
Click doors

Clockwork
Use elephant on wheel
Use peanut on pedestal
Click peanut
Exit back

Bookshelf (LR, UD)
Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Fireplace

Back Room Entryway (LR, UD)
Exit Tibetian Book

Tibetian Book of Just Dying
Click book
Click right page (4 times)
Get Naked Girls
Exit back

Back Room Entryway (LR, UD)
Exit desk

Back Room (LR, UD)
Exit pot (under left window)

Pot
Click pot
Get Dennis Moore
Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
Exit shelf

Shelf
Use Naked Girls on man in suit

Back Room (LR, UD)
Exit right window

Cliff
> Click sky - Clip 15 - "Death of Arthur Jarrett"
Exit Mourners

Mourners
Get shovel
Exit back

Cliff
Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
Exit bookshelf

Sliding Puzzle
Shift tiles as necessary to click on the following breasts in order:
Top row, third from the left
Second row, second from the left
Top row, second from the left
Bottom row, third from the left
Click butt-head (4 times)
Get Mr. Blowhard
Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
Click door
Exit door

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Click door
Exit door

Beach
Use shovel on "X"
Exit hole

Hole
Click bikini
Use Mr. Blowhard on tube
Click breasts
Get dead parrot
Get peg leg
Exit back

Beach
Exit back

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Click window

Window
Use Dennis Moore on Lupin Express
Click chest
Get lupins
Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit doctor bag (on sofa)

Doctor bag
Use Spam on tab
Use lupins on syringe
Use Gumby on mask
Use parrot on spam
Get parrot
Exit back

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Bookshelf Area

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit Organ

Organ
Use parrot on perch
Press "Record" (red arrow)
Click foot (if not already be clicked)
Click Y
Click weight
Click V
Click rose
Click Q
Click weight
Click A
Click foot
Click I
Click weight
Click G
Click rose
Click D
Click weight
Click O
Click foot
Click Q
Click "Play" (black arrow)
Get parrot
Exit back

Bookshelf Area (LR)
Exit Middle of Cottage

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Fireplace

Back Room Entryway (LR, UD)
Exit desk

Back Room (LR, UD)
Exit "Who Can You Trust?" Picture

Picture
Click picture
Use parrot on perch
Click parrot
Use pegleg on parrot
Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
Exit left window

Left Window
Click building
Get Tory Housewives
Exit back

Back Room (LR, UD)
Click door
Exit door

Middle of Cottage (LR)
Exit Computer Area

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Exit Shaka

Shaka
Exit terminal

Shaka the Computer
Click Delete
Click screen
Exit Door

Inside Computer
Use Tory Housewives on workers
Get platter

Shaka the Computer
Exit back

Shaka
Exit back

** If you don't have all the cheese yet, see the "Where's the Cheese"
question in Section A.

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Click middle of sofa
Use platter on hand
Use cheddar on platter
Use stilton on cheddar
Use camembert on stilton
Use gorgonzola on camembert
Use limburger on gorgonzola
Use gouda on limberger
Use sheep's milk cheese on gouda
Use beaver cheese on sheep's milk cheese
(Note: if you're not fast enough, the hand goes away. Just re-click the
middle of the sofa for it to re-appear with the things you've placed on it)

Ladder
Click door

** If you are playing a non-patched version of the game, the screen will
probably go black right here. See Section III for more information.

Attic
Click Black Box
Enjoy the end story
Click Spectators
Enjoy the video clip
Clip 12 - "The Adventures of Martin Luther"

IX. Codes and How to Use Them
-------------------------------

-- The Codes --

Yes, there are codes! After reading through the resource files with a Hex
Editor, I am now proud to present the following...

** Global Codes **
These codes should be typed in to the keyboard, presumably at any point in
the game where you have a cursor to control.

REPEATEDDEVASTATION
This is the debug code, which brings up the game's event viewer. This lets
you change scenes, add inventory items (even a few that aren't in the game),
and generally muck about. Of course, typing in invalid entries can cause
the game to crash (the CurrentBinName and CurrentViewScript in particular),
but feel free to explore otherwise!

NOWCOMEONITSFUNNYRIGHT
This makes the cursor point with a different finger. You guess which one.

From an anonymous source:
"There is a story behind this one and I am telling this story because
everyone on the team secretly wants the world to know about it. Our
producer's name was David Feldsetin, of course that appears in the credits,
but this quote is from him. Needless to say he was a thorn in the
programmers side, especially during the final days of the project. We
would always question some of the humor in the game, and some of it we just
didn't get. Yet every time he would come up with a new idea or we would
question his humor he would say, "Now come on, it's funny right?" It's
really a shame we didn't put in a wave file."

THEREARENOMORALSATALL
This code skips over all of the "Moral Dilemma" questions (they're all
automatically answered with the first answer for each question).

From the same source:
"I actually added this one near the end of the project. All it does is
answer all of the Moral Delima questions. So if you type it at the
beginning of a new game you won't have to answer any of those questions.
It was left in for the programmers and QA who might want to play the retail
version. This was one of those things none of us found funny, well no one
except David."

**Location Codes**
These codes can only be typed in at specific locations in the game.

IMNODOCTOR
Location: Act I, Live Organ Transplants, Live Organ Transplants
Type in the code to automatically complete a slit. Once you've selected a
tool, type in the code and you'll be done with that round.

ICANTLOOSE
Location: Act I, Live Organ Transplants, Live Organ Transplants
Type in the code and it will be almost impossible to kill the patient, no
matter how bad you are. (Note: This is I can't "loose" not "lose".

IWANTTOWIN
Location: Act I, Autumn Years, Restaurant </pre><pre id="faqspan-2">
Type in the code to automatically win the stacked dish game.

ILOVETOCOOK
Location: Act I, Death, House, Cabinet
Type in the code to automatically get all six items needed to complete the
game.

IHATETOCOOK
Location: Act I, Death, House, Cabinet
Type in the code, and you'll get taunted as if you made a mistake with the
items. Hmmm...

GIMMESTUFF
Location: Act II, Material, Level 1
Type in the code to receive the Pantomime Horse and the Encyclopedia
Salesman.

GIMMESTUFF
Location: Act II, Material, Nature Preserve
Type in the code to receive the Chainsaw, Victrola, Raspberry, Friar, 20
Insurance Buildings, and 51% VBCA stock.

LOBSTERGIRL
Location: Act II, Material, Heaven, "SEX SEX SEX"
After (or while) being chided for being a goat lover, type in the code to
hear Lobster Girl!

LARRYPREFERSSHEEP
Location: Act II, Material, Heaven, "SEX SEX SEX"
Type in the code to hear, well, I'll let you listen for yourself. Not for
the tenderhearted. I wonder who Larry is...

COMPASS
Location: Act II, Material, Mine
Type in this code to display... a compass!

NOCOMPASS
Location: Act II, Material, Mine
Type in this code to remove the compass.

LETSGOHUNTING
Location: Act II, Material, Mine
Type in this code to equip yourself with all four Funniest Jokes.

CRYPTWEAPONS
Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
Type in the code to get the Sword of Righteousness

CRYPTSHIELDS
Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
Type in the code to get the Kevlar Vest of Faith

CRYPTRESET
Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
This resets the Doom level without looking down and pressing the button.
Of course, resetting seems to make the level harder, as the fanatics start
firing at an amazingly fast rate.

CRYPTCOOKIES
Location: Act II, Spiritual, Doom
This code doesn't appear to do a thing. From the sound of it, I'd guess
that it's _supposed_ to increase your hit points. Doesn't work, and it
doesn't seem to affect anything else either. If you can find out anything
about this one, let me know.

GIMMESTUFF
Location: Act II, Spiritual World, Path of Enlightenment
Type in the code to receive the Cattleprod, Helping Hands, Sledgehammer, and
Rubber Hose.

CHEESYWEAPONS
Location: Act III, Cottage, Computer Area
Type in this code to receive all eight pieces of cheese and the Serving
Platter.

CHEESYWEAPONS
Location: Act III, Cottage, Meaning of Life Demo
Type in this code to solve the puzzle and receive the Peanut.

ALPHA
Location: Ending Credits
Type in this code to see somebody's baby.

OMEGA
Location: Ending Credits
Type in this code remove the picture of somebody's baby.

ROBBIETREK
Location: Ending Credits
Type in this code to see a picture of someone else, along with a Star Trek
picture. Once typed in, you can't get rid of this picture.

If you find any more codes (although I think that this is it), let me know!

-- Using the Event Manager --

If you've ever used a Windows registry editor before, you should feel right
at home here. If not, well, you can figure it out. Just use the left window
to explore the various nodes, and double-click values in the right window
to change them.

If you can find more tricks with the Event Manager, feel free to pass them
along. I'd be glad to add them!

** Getting from place to place

To get to any location in the game:
1) Bring up the Event Manager
2) Under "SYSVAR" edit the "CurrentBinScript" and "CurrentViewScript"
variables to get to the desired location.
3) Save your game before you do anything else.
4) Restore that saved game. You should be in the new location!

Note: This list isn't comprehensive, but it does allow access to all major
areas of the game. If you want to send me more locations, I'd be glad to
add them in.

Another Note: Going to locations you're not supposed to be in can cause
problems, especially if you haven't triggered the correct event or picked
up the right inventory item. Use at your own risk.

Act Area Location CurrentBinScript CurrentViewScript
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
* Wheel of Life Wheel of Life Fludd.bin 0
1 Birth Hospital A1.bin 0
1 Birth Third World A2.bin 0
1 Birth Catholic House A3.bin 0
1 Growth/Learn Chapel A5.bin 0
1 Growth/Learn Classroom A6.bin 0
1 Growth/Learn You Don't Know John A7.bin 0
1 Fighting Modern Battle A8.bin 0
1 Fighting Zulu Battle A9.bin 0
1 Fighting Forest B1.bin 0
1 Middle Age Restaurant B2.bin 0
1 Live Organ Live Organ Transplnt B3.bin 0
1 Live Organ Kitchen B4.bin 0
1 Autumn Years Restaurant B6.bin 0
1 Death Field B7.bin 0
1 Death House B8.bin 0
2 Material Level 1 Z6.bin 0
2 Material Level 2 Z8.bin 0
2 Material Level 3 Z9.bin 0
2 Material Nature Preserve F1.bin 0
2 Material Archway F2.bin 0
2 Material Heaven F3.bin 0
2 Material Ocean F7.bin 0
2 Material Underwater F8.bin 0
2 Material Religions o/t World F9.bin 0
2 Material Farm G0.bin 0
2 Material Barn G0.bin 2769
2 Material Mine G5.bin 0
2 Material Palace Grounds G6.bin 0
2 Material Palace G6.bin 1288
2 Material Bed G6.bin 1514
2 Spiritual Archway H1.bin 0
2 Spiritual Hell H2.bin 0
2 Spiritual Topless Fortunes H2.bin 3144
2 Spiritual Almighty Big Burger H2.bin 2829
2 Spiritual New Age Land H6.bin 0
2 Spiritual Palace H7.bin 0
2 Spiritual Doom H8.bin 0
2 Spiritual Buddha World H9.bin 0
2 Spiritual Bar K1.bin 0
2 Spiritual Religions o/t World K2.bin 0
2 Spiritual Egypt K9.bin 0
2 Spiritual Path/Enlightenment M5.bin 0
2 Spiritual Mountain/Enlighten M6.bin 0
2 Dental Dentist's Office M9.bin 0
3 Cottage Entrance N0.bin 0
3 Cottage Computer Area N1.bin 0
3 Cottage Drawer Puzzle P2.bin 0
3 Cottage Middle of Cottage Q9.bin 0
3 Cottage TV Area R4.bin 0
3 Cottage Bookshelf Area S4.bin 0
3 Cottage Organ T0.bin 0
3 Cottage Bookshelf T5.bin 0
3 Cottage Back Room Entrance U0.bin 0
3 Cottage Back Room U3.bin 0
3 Cottage Sliding Puzzle V4.bin 0
3 Cottage Attic Y9.bin 0

** Getting Inventory Items

To add/remove items to/from your inventory:

1) Bring up the Event Manager
2) Under "SYSVAR" open the "INV" menu for a list of items.
3) Click on the item to change

To add an item into your inventory:

1) Note the number stored as "INTEGER 2", but don't change it.
2) Click on "BAG OF ITEMS"
3) The first free inventory slot will have a value of "-1". Change it to
the number you noted under "INTEGER 2" for the item.

To remove an item from your inventory:

1) Change the "INTEGER 1" value to 0.

Changing/adding/removing inventory items can cause problems, especially if
you find that item later. Use at your own risk.

Note that you can add inventory items that aren't actually in the game,
such as "Winnings", "Perfect Smile", and "Arthur Lemming DBA". Leads me to
wonder if the "Dental" area had a little more planned than implemented.

** Getting Past Live Organ Transplants

Hate playing the game? Here's a few helpful cheats (from Mark Young):

1) Bring up the Event Manager
2) Under "Act1" open the "B3" menu for a list of items.
3) Change the "BellyOpen" value to "1"
4) Save, then Restore

Or, if you still want to play:

1) Bring up the Event Manager
2) Under "Act1" open the "B3" menu for a list of items.
3) Change the "FudgeFactor" value to a high value (like "850000")
4) Save, then Restore

This will make it a lot harder to kill the poor sod...

** Getting Past Doom

The Doom level is the one that tends to give the most people the most
heartache. Well, here's the easy way around:

1) Before going into the Doom level, activate the Event Manager (type in
"REPEATEDDEVASTATION"), and minimize it.
2) Once you've entered the level, bring the manager back up quickly.
3) Under "Act2", open the "H8" menu.
4) Now, change the "HitPoints" number from 40 (or 20 if you don't have the
Flak Jacket) to an outrageously high number of your choosing.

Of course, that may be too much trouble for some people, so here's the wimpy
way around:

1) Enter the Doom level, then look down and exit right back out.
2) Activate the Event Manager ("REPEATEDDEVASTATION")
3) Under "Act2", open the "H8" menu.
4) Now, change the "CrpytDefeated" (sp) number from 0 to 1.
5) You wimp.

X. The Cheater's Walkthrough
-------------------------------
*** Introduction ***

Clip 1 - "Movie Intro"

Disclaimer (UD)
Scroll down to bottom
Select any of the first four answers (answer 5 exits the game)

*** Death ***

Wheel of Life
Click Death (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Death
Landscape (LR)
Click clouds (up and left of house)
Click clouds
Click tree
Click tree
Click tree
Click leaves
Click each statue (5)
Click mausoleum
Click Death
Click Death
Click Death (moves to house)
Click Door
Exit House

House (LR)
Exit Cabinet

Cabinet
Type ILOVETOCOOK
Put each item in bowl (not mixers)

House
Shoot fish

*** Spiritual ***

Wheel of Life
Click Spiritual (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Archway (LR)
Exit Hell

Hell (LR)
Exit World Class Topless Fortunes

World Class Topless Fortunes
Click Mona Lisa
Click Mona Lisa
Get Book of Horoscopes
Exit Back

Hell (LR)
Use Horoscopes on Woman
Get Giant Frog
Exit Arch

Archway (LR)
Exit Gumby Head

New Age Land (LR)
Use Frog on lily pad
Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
Click Floor below green archway facing you
Exit mouth (look up above the yellow archway)

Doom (LR, UD)
Type CRYPTSHIELDS
Type CRYPTWEAPONS
Look down, press Reset button
Use sword on attackers in doorways - this can take anywhere from 1 to
5 shots
Exit doorway (when done)

Path of Enlightenment (LR)
Type GIMMESTUFF
Click rocks
Use cattle prod on man
Use hands on man
Use sledgehammer on man
Use hose on man

Mountain of Enlightenment (UD)
Click church
Get sheep (a.k.a. Angel of Love)
Click church
Click guru
Click guru
Click guru
Exit Wheel of Life

*** Material ***

Wheel of Life
Click Material (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

Level 1 (LR)
Get headphones
Exit painting

Ocean (LR)
Exit Nature Preserve

Nature Preserve (LR)
Type GIMMESTUFF
Click on foliage (5 times)
Use chainsaw on foliage, cut away as much as possible until it dies
Click phone
Click phone
Use Victrola on ruins
Get horse. almost!
Use Friar on seal
Wait until seal begs you to stop. (you may need to move the screen away)
Use Friar on seal
Wait until seal begs you to stop. (you may need to move the screen away)
Use Friar on seal (dead seal)
Use raspberry on man
Get Pantomime Horse
Development Time: Use insurance buildings on ground (20) - anywhere
there's a highlighted spot (VBCA then appears)
Click on VBCA
Get Hatchet Man
Exit Ocean

Ocean (LR)
Use hatchet man on Crimson Permanent
Exit Nature Preserve

Nature Preserve (LR)
Use shares on Crimson Permanent
Get VBCA
Exit Ocean

Ocean (LR)
Exit Barn

Farm (LR)
Click ground at bottom of screen underneath cow
Click on dog, haystack, cow, sheep, cat, squirrel, tractor, woman,
barn, etc. Eventually, they'll do something other than talk!
Click tractor
Use VBCA on concrete slab
Click missiles
Exit Mine

Mine 1 (UDLR)
Get Whiskey
Exit Entryway

Farm (LR)
Exit Barn

Barn (LR)
Click Map
Use Whiskey on Unexploded Scotsman
Get Unexploded Scotsman
Exit Back

Farm (LR)
Exit Mine

Mine
Type COMPASS
Type LETSGOHUNTING
Use Scotsman on North Wall and Go North 5 times
Use Arabic Joke on Beast
Use Scotsman on East Wall and Exit

Palace Grounds (LR)
Exit Palace

Palace
Click Bed
Exit Bed

Bed
Use Angel of Love on guard
Click safe
Get Ultimate Wealth

Wheel of Life
Click Spiritual (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

*** Spiritual (again) ***

Archway (LR)
Exit Gumby

New Age World (LR)
Exit Building

Building (LR, UD)
Exit mouth (look up above the yellow archway)

Doom (LR, UD)
Exit doorway

Path of Enlightenment (LR)
Click above church

Mountain of Enlightenment (UD)
Use Ultimate Wealth on guru
Get Enlightenment

Wheel of Life
Click Dental (if not already selected)
Click pull-chain

*** Dental ***

Dentist's Office
Use Enlightenment on darkness
Click Mirror

** The Cottage ***

Wheel of Life
Click pull-chain

Entryway
Exit Cottage

Computer Area (LR, UD)
Type CHEESYWEAPONS
Click middle of sofa
Use platter on hand
Use cheddar on platter
Use stilton on cheddar
Use camembert on stilton
Use gorgonzola on camembert
Use limburger on gorgonzola
Use gouda on limberger
Use sheep's milk cheese on gouda
Use beaver cheese on sheep's milk cheese
(Note: if you're not fast enough, the hand goes away. Just re-click the
middle of the sofa for it to re-appear with the things you've placed on it)

Ladder
Click door

** If you are playing a non-patched version of the game, the screen will
probably go black right here. See Section III for more information.

Attic
Click Black Box
Enjoy the end story
Click Spectators
Enjoy the video clip

XI. The Really Impatient Cheater's Walkthrough
-------------------------------------------------
Wheel of Life
Type THEREARENOMORALSATALL
Type REPEATEDDEVASTATION
Click SYSVAR
Click CurrentBinScript
Double-Click STRING
Type Y9.bin
Save the game
Restore saved game

Attic
Click Black Box
Enjoy the end story
Click Spectators
Enjoy the video clip

XII. Game Information/Trivia
-------------------------------
* The Cottage is a real Cottage, owned by Terry Gilliam. Apparently, it was
seen on a TV interview some months back. (I can't remember who sent me
this information... Anyone care to own up, or to confirm?)
* There are three never-before-heard full skits in the Cottage, located
on the sofa in the Computer Area, as the last page of the book sitting
there. Just click the radio for each one. (Does anyone have more info
about these?)

Yep, that's it. I'd love more info for this section, however...

XIII. Acknowledgements
------------------------

This FAQ was written by Jeff "CJayC" Veasey, but I was lucky enough to
have the help of several people during the course of this project. I'd
like to thank the following for their direct (and indirect) contributions:

Zach Garland Kao Megura
BettyCat Andrew Cohen
MusikNFilm Chuck Antinoro
Al Rudiger Mark Young
A 7th Level Developer Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous, and
All The Contributors to the MOL Message Board

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