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Guide Version 1.3

Written by: Kuro-chan_101
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                              TABLE OF CONTENTS
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Use Ctrl + F (the find function) and key in the code for the level to skip to
the portion of the guide you wish to view.

       A1 ........................................... ABOUT EGO BOOSTS
               A1.1 .................................... SAMPLE FORMAT
       B1 ................................................. EGO BOOSTS
               B1.1 ....................... WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL?
               B1.2 ............................. STOP PISSIN' AROUND!
               B1.3 ........................... THE BALLS HAVE DROPPED
               B1.4 ............................ THAT'S HOW 'YA NUKEM!
               B1.5 ..................... BETTER NOT FIND THIS ON EBAY
               B1.6 .................................... A BASKET CASE
               B1.7 ......................................... CURL IT!
               B1.8 .................................... BENCH PRESSER
               B1.9 .............................. LIKE A PUNCHING BAG
               B1.10 ..................................... HIT IT FAST
               B1.11 ................................... BALLS OF FAIL
               B1.12 .............................. ALWAYS BET ON DUKE
               B1.13 ............................. RIGHT IN THE JEWELS
               B1.14 ..................... CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIS ASS
               B1.15 ............................ WHO NEEDS REAL ONES?
               B1.16 ................................ NEED A THIRD GUN
               B1.17 ........................... DOUBLE-D MOVIE ACTION
               B1.18 ................................. SHAKE IT, BABY!
               B1.19 ..................................... HOLE IN ONE
               B1.20 ...................................... LUCKY DRAW
               B1.21 ...................... TIME TO ABORT YOUR SPECIES
               B1.22 .......................... NUKEM: ONE, NERD: ZERO
               B1.23 .......................................... CATCH!
               B1.24 ..................................... UP IN SMOKE
               B1.25 ........................... CHECKING OUT THE REAR
               B1.26 ..................................... WHAT A VIEW
               B1.27 ......................... WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER?
               B1.28 ................................. AWESOME FUNBAGS
               B1.29 ................................ AIR DUKE EXPRESS
               B1.30 ................................... UNICORN TIME!
               B1.31 ............................ ANY TIME OF THE YEAR
               B1.32 ............................... ARMED WITH A 69MM
               B1.33 ................... ENOUGH TENTACLES FOR A HENTAI
               B1.34 ............................... MY WORM IS BIGGER
       B2 ......................................... SORTED BY MISSIONS
       C1 .................................................... CREDITS
       C2 ................................................ DISCLAIMERS
       C3 ............................................ VERSION UPDATES

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A1 . ABOUT EGO BOOSTS
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This is probably not a necessary read, but I believe I should include a few
notes about the game mechanics.

Duke Nukem's ego is obviously so inflated it also manages to protect him from
serious harm; Stopping bullets, claws, psionic blasts, rockets, etc.  However,
it does have limits, thus it is essential to find a means to further enlarge
Duke's ego.

That is where this guides comes into play.  This guide will discuss what all
the ego boosts are, and where to find them.

- There are many items/events Duke Nukem can interact with in-game that to help
 him raise his ego.  Such examples include:

   * Winning at video games
   * Exercising and sports-related activity
   * Certain kinds of eye candy (Calendars, magazines, etc.)
   * Defeating powerful bosses

- All Ego Boosts can be obtained during one play-through of the game.
- Some Ego Boosts can be found in more then one place  (for instance, the one
 on the computer monitors may be found at four different places).  However, a
 player can only claim an Ego Boost once.
- It does not matter what difficulty the player plays at to earn Ego Boosts.
 Once a player has earned one during a play-through, it stays.  This is
 helpful for getting through the "Damn, I'm Good" difficulty.
- When a player starts a "New Campaign", the Ego Bar will reset.

NOTES:

- There are no actual "names" for the Ego Boosts.  I simply came up with some
 to help identify what they are.
- In the "SORTED BY MISSIONS" section, some of the Ego Boosts are marked with
 a "-- NEW!" tag.  This represents the first time they appear in-game.

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A1.1 . SAMPLE FORMAT
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The guide will display each of the Ego Boosts in this format:

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Ego Booster Action
Ego Boost: (Enter Value)

What to do: What you need to do to obtain this boost.

Where to find it:

CAMPAIGN MISSION (one or more)
   A description below will tell you how to locate it.

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B1 . EGO BOOSTS
---------------

In Duke Nukem Forever, your Ego bar starts at 40 points.

There are 34 boosts in total, each adding 1-4 points. This gives players 60 to
expand their Ego with, which can bring the combined total to 100 Ego points.

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B1.1 . WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL?

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Admire yourself in the mirror
Where to find it:

DUKE LIVES
   After finishing the video game, get up and head to the right.  Do not pass
   by the fish tanks.  Open the door in front of you and look to the right for
   the mirror.

DAMN! IT'S LATE...
  After the 'Jerk' has been dealt with, exit and go through the hallway. First
  door on the right is the Makeup Room.  There is a mirror in there.  Along
  the same hallway on the first left is the Bathroom.  There is a mirror in
  there, too.

THE DUKE CAVE
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   There are mirrors in the Bathroom and Dressing Room.

THE DUKE BURGER
   Head on up and open the door to the bathroom.  The mirror is inside.

GENERATOR ROOM
   In the room before the elevator shaft (that leads to the next level), there
   is a door that leads to a bathroom.  There is a mirror inside.

NOTES:
   With the exception of "DUKE LIVES", "DAMN! IT'S LATE..." and "DUKE NUKEM'S
   TITTY CITY", the mirrors can be destroyed with weapons / fists.

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B1.2 . STOP PISSIN' AROUND!

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Use the bathroom facilities (Does it really need an explanation?)
Where to find it:

DUKE LIVES
   After finishing the video game, get up and head to the right.  Do not pass
   by the fish tanks.  Open the door in front of you and look to the left for
   another door.  Look to your right and find the useful item.

DAMN! IT'S LATE...
   Going through the hallway after dealing with the 'Jerk' on the first left
   is a washroom.

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   This establishment comes with a bathroom.  It's runs along a small
   corridor, in front of the Show Room.

THE DUKE BURGER
   Head on up and open the door to the bathroom.  The facilities are inside.

GENERATOR ROOM
   In the room before the elevator shaft (that leads to the next level), there
   is a door that leads to a bathroom.  The facilities are inside.

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B1.3 . THE BALLS HAVE DROPPED

Ego Boost: +2
What to do: Pocket all the balls at a pool table.
Where to find it:

DUKE LIVES
   After finishing the video game, get up and head to the right.  Go past the
   fish tanks and look at the middle of the room for the table.

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
  The pool table is found in the Game Room.

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B1.4 . THAT'S HOW 'YA NUKEM!

Ego Boost: +2
What to do: Microwave something.
Where to find it:

DAMN! IT'S LATE...
   Exit the elevator.  Walk down the stairs, open the door along the corridor.
   2nd door on your left is a lounge with a kitchen.  The kitchen has a
   microwave.  To earn this, you can either use a bag of microwave popcorn or
   a rat hiding in one of the cupboards.

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   You will need to earn this one to continue with the game.  It is
   unavoidable.

   There are microwaves in the Staff Room and the Dressing Room.  There is
   sufficient popcorn nearby both of them.  You will automatically earn this,
   as you need a bag of popped popcorn for your 'Role-playing Gag'.

GHOST TOWN
   This can be found in the 'destructible' town before you reach Morningwood.
   At the far back (from where you entered this place) is a sturdy building.
   To enter it, you will need to go behind the building, climb on a tractor
   and jump in through a hole in the rooftop. Inside the building you can
   find a microwave and 2 Rats.  You can place a rat in the microwave and
   nuke it up.  Bon appetit.

   NOTE: This boost can be earned here, but it does not go toward the counter
         on the main menu.  This is also the only destructible microwave in
         the game.

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B1.5 . BETTER NOT FIND THIS ON EBAY

Ego Boost: +2
What to do: Sign the kid's book.
Where to find it:

DAMN! IT'S LATE...
   You will need to earn this one to continue with the game.  It is
   unavoidable.

   The kid and parent are blocking your path to the TV talk show studio.
   Just sign the book and you can continue on.

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B1.6 . A BASKET CASE

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Put a basketball through the hoop.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE CAVE
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   Found in the game room.  You can shoot baskets as one of the games.

THE DUKE BURGER
   Found in the game room.  While shrunk and walking along a tentacle from the
   Cashier desk, there are 2 basket games.  Jump off the tentacle and onto
   the basket.  Fall through it to earn the achievement.

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B1.7 . CURL IT!

Ego Boost: +2
What to do: Pick up a heavy dumbbell and curl it.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE CAVE
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room.  One is one the floor, the rest are
   sitting on a rack.

   There are additional dumbbells on a rack to the right when you exit your
   first tunnel (near the Beers).

   Another rack of Dumbbells can be found near the Phased Plasma Cannon
   (Turret) Room.

QUEEN BITCH
   Inside the training room.

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B1.8 . BENCH PRESSER

Ego Boost: +3
What to do: Bench Press 600 lbs.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE CAVE
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room.  Five weights are next to the
   Barbell.  One requires some hunting.

QUEEN BITCH
   Inside the training room.  Four weights are near the barbell.  The other
   two are in the far corner of the back room (near the explosives).
   Duke Vision may be needed to see them.

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B1.9 . LIKE A PUNCHING BAG

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Punch a large punching bag.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE CAVE
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room

QUEEN BITCH
   Inside the training room.

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B1.10 . HIT IT FAST

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Punch a speed bag.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE CAVE
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room

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B1.11 . BALLS OF FAIL

Ego Boost: +3
What do do: Score enough points on the pinball game "Balls of Steel".
Where to find it:

THE DUKE CAVE
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room.  You need to score 280,000+ points
   to earn the achievement.

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   Inside Duke's Personal Training Room.  You need to score 140,000+ points
   to earn the achievement.

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B1.12 . ALWAYS BET ON DUKE

Ego Boost: +2
What do do: Win at a Slot Machine
Where to find it:

THE LADY KILLER: PART 2
   After Duke is back to full-size and witnesses the incidents with his babes,
   retrace your steps back to the casino room.  You will be ambushed by
   several groups of Pig Cops and other aliens.  After you beat them, the
   slots can be safely played.

   In the next ambush room (with the Steroids), there are machines along the
   walls you can play.

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   The slots can be found by the video poker machines as you enter the Game
   Room.

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B1.13 . RIGHT IN THE JEWELS

Ego Boost: +3
What do do: Defeat the 1st Battlelord.
Where to find it:

VEGAS IN RUIN
   You will need to earn this one to continue with the game.  It is
   unavoidable.

   Follow the linear path until you reach the destroyed road where the EDF
   soldiers chat about going through the sewers to reach the Duke Dome.  The
   Battlelord will show up after a bunch of enemy drops.

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B1.14 . CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIS ASS

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Use a photocopier and make a copy of Duke's ass.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE DOME
   Inside the Portable (The ones the Pig Cops eventually flip on you) there is
   copier.  This must be done before the Pig Cops flip the portable.  Also,
   the photocopier can be destroyed.

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   The photocopier is found in the office that is locked by a security code.
   The entrance to the room can be found behind the bar in the Show Room.
   Access Code is 4768.

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B1.15 . WHO NEEDS REAL ONES?

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Slap a Wall Boob
Where to find it:

THE HIVE: PART 1
   You will find your first set next to the Holsom Twins.  There is another
   set in the next room, near where the three captured babes are held.

THE HIVE: PART 2
   In next room after you start the level (with the claws on one side and the
   pods on the other) there are two sets.  One is to your left as you enter.
   The other is to your right as you leave.

   The next sets can be found when you find your first chick (After the puzzle
   with the bug and the Octobrains attacking you), There are 2 sets of Wall
   Boobs.  In the next room, there are 3 sets: 2 in the upper area and 1 in
   the lower.

QUEEN BITCH
  After the doors (blocking your path) have been blown off, look the the left
  and find a set of wall boobs.

UNDERGROUND
  In the room with the fire (at the start), to the left is a door leading to
  an infested room.  The Wall Boobs are on the left.

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B1.16 . NEED A THIRD GUN

Ego Boost: +4
What do do: Defeat the Alien Queen
Where to find it:

QUEEN BITCH
   You will need to earn this one to continue with the game.  It is
   unavoidable.

   Found right in the middle of the stadium.  Hard to miss.

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B1.17 . DOUBLE D ACTION

Ego Boost: +2
What do do: Watch the porn video in the locked office.
Where to find it:

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
  The DVD player and movie are found in the office that is locked by a
  security code.  The entrance to the room can be found behind the bar in the
  Show Room.  Access Code is 4768.

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B1.18 . SHAKE IT, BABY!

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Get a stripper to 'jiggle' for you.
Where to find it:

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
  This happens in the Show Room.  It also needs to be timed so a stripper is
  at the far end closest to you while she dances.

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B1.19 . HOLE IN ONE

Ego Boost: +2
What do do: Use the Gloryhole.
Where to find it:

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
  Found in the Washroom.  Enter the empty stall and look at the hole along the
  wall to trigger a scene.

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B1.20 . LUCKY DRAW

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Win a hand at Video Poker
Where to find it:

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   The video poker machines can be found by the slots as you enter the Game
   Room.

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B.21 . TIME TO ABORT YOUR SPECIES

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Win a game of Alien Abortion
Where to find it:

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   Found in the Game Room.

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B.22 . NUKEM: ONE, NERD: ZERO

Ego Boost: +3
What do do: Win a game of Ice Hockey
Where to find it:

DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
   Found in the Game Room.

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B.23 . CATCH!

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Throw a frisbee
Where to find it:

CRASH SITE
   Found at the first ambush.  One one side of the ramp, there is a dead
   EDF soldier with a Shotgun, Ripper and Pipe Bombs.  On the other side is a
   dead civilian with three frisbees around him.  It does not matter which
   frisbee is thrown.

THE MIGHTY FOOT: PART 2
   Inside the Roadside Booth (where the Gasoline is found) is a frisbee.

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B.24 . UP IN SMOKE

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Smoke a cigar.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE BURGER
   Turn around and head to the back storage room.  Open the door and head all
   the way to the back.  The cigar is on a shelf to the left.

THE CLARIFIER
   After dealing with the two Berserk Pig Cops, enter the office.  The cigar
   is laying on a desk straight ahead.

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B.25 . CHECKING OUT THE REAR

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Look at the "SlutButts" magazine.
Where to find it:

THE DUKE BURGER
   Head on up and open the door to the bathroom.  The magazine is in the
   first stall on the left.

THE CLARIFIER, PART 2
   Walk past Dylan when he starts talking.  There are a bunch of crates
   blocking a door.  The magazine is sitting on those crates.

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B.26 . WHAT A VIEW

Ego Boost: +1
What do do: Look through binoculars to see... a view.
Where to find it:

THE MIGHTY FOOT: PART 2
   On the other side the Roadside Booth along the road are some binoculars.
   They have their own little spot, and are not near the parked cars.

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B1.27 . WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER?

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Use a keyboard with a computer monitor nearby
Where to find it:

THE MIGHTY FOOT: PART 2
   Inside the Roadside Booth (where the Gasoline is found) are a couple
   of computers.

UNDERGROUND
   After the one generator is destroyed and a long set of stairs is climbed,
   an office can be found.  There is computer to the left and further ahead
   is another computer to the right.

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B1.28 . AWESOME FUNBAGS

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Look at the "Funbags" magazine
Where to find it:

GHOST TOWN
   Inside the Roadside Booth (where the Gasoline is found) are a couple
   of computers.

UNDERGROUND
  In the room with the fire (at the start) there is a bench on the opposite
  side with a magazine on it.

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B1.29 . AIR DUKE EXPRESS

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Fly a paper airplane.
Where to find it:

THE DAM
   Near where the Battlelord appears, the is a yellow school bus with a blown
   off door.  The paper airplane is 'just' inside.

THE SHRUNK MACHINE
   In the office area, you will find a desk, storage items, a phone, etc.
   Several paper airplanes are on the desk.

UNDERGROUND
   After the generator is destroyed and a long set of stairs is climbed, an
   office can be found.  Several airplanes are along the right side of a wall,
   on a desk.

BLOWIN' THE DAM: PART 2
   After defeating the "Monkey" and slipping under the gate before it closes,
   move into the office area where you meet up with three Berserk Pigcops
   (and the guy who is tragically killed by one of them).  Once they are
   dead, jump onto the large pressure tank and then onto the pipe that sticks
   out of it.  You will want to be looking in the direction of the exit
   door.  You will see part of the duct work that has been blown off and two
   pipe ends sticking out of the wall.  Jump onto the lowest pipe end, and
   make your way onto the duct work.  Jump onto the long duct work along the
   wall and walk to the end, turn left, jump over to the next duct work and
   see the paper airplane at the far end.

   Congratulations.  You have found the single-most annoying Ego Boost in the
   entire game.

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B1.30 . UNICORN TIME!

Ego Boost: +4
What to do: Defeat the Second Battlelord
Where to find it:

THE DAM
   You will need to earn this one to continue with the game.  It is
   unavoidable.

   The Battlelord will find you...

NOTES:
   The name of this Ego Boost is based on Captain Dylan's comment while the
   Battlelord is on his knees the second time around; he will yells out,
   "Let's make this motherfucker a unicorn!  WOOOO!"

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B1.31 . ANY TIME OF THE YEAR

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Flip through a calendar.
Where to find it:

THE SHRUNK MACHINE
   In the office area, you will find a desks, storage items, a phone, etc.
   The calendar is hanging on a wall across from the desk.

THE FORKSTOP: PART 2
   In the room with the last area where the power gets turned on, trigger a
   large Pig Cop, the calendar is on the left side.

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B1.32 . ARMED WITH A 69MM

Ego Boost: +1
What to do: Look at the "69MM" magazine
Where to find it:

THE FORKSTOP
   In the room where you flip the switch to turn on the power so the gate can
   be opened is a magazine on the shelf.  It is 'somewhat' behind the door as
   you enter.

BLOWIN' THE DAM: PART 2
   This one can be a bit tricky to earn.  At the very start of the level
   there is the escape to the far left and a fenced in area on the far right.
   You will have to wait until debris hits the floor on the far right, jump
   onto it and over the fence.  The water level will be rising, but you can
   still pick the magazine off the floor.  The tough part will be escaping.
   You will have to wait until the water level rises high enough so you can
   get out of the fenced area, swim over to the far side, then dive down, go
   through the small door and swim up the staircase.  You should be able to
   accomplish this without drowning.

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B1.33 . ENOUGH TENTACLES FOR A HENTAI

Ego Boost: +3
What to do: Defeat the Octaking (2nd time around)
Where to find it:

THE GENERATOR ROOM
   You will need to earn this one to continue with the game.  It is
   unavoidable.

   Board the crane and defeat a number of Assault Troopers and Assault
   Trooper Captains.  Eventually, the Octaking will rise from his resting
   place and attack you.

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B1.34 . MY WORM IS BIGGER

Ego Boost: +4
What to do: Defeat the Energy Leech
Where to find it:

BLOWIN' THE DAM
   You will need to earn this one to continue with the game.  It is
   unavoidable.

   The Leech is at the end of the pipe path.  It destroys the 2nd dam gate
   in order to fight you.

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B2 . SORTED BY MISSIONS
-----------------------

Ego Boosts that appear for the first time have the "-- NEW!" tag marked beside
them.  This is the first (and sometimes only) appearance for that specific Ego
Boost.

1. ) DUKE LIVES
- WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL? -- NEW!
- STOP PISSIN' AROUND! -- NEW!
- THE BALLS HAVE DROPPED -- NEW!


2. ) DAMN! IT'S LATE...
- WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL?
- STOP PISSIN' AROUND!
- THAT'S HOW 'YA NUKEM! -- NEW!
- BETTER NOT FIND THIS ON EBAY -- NEW!


3. ) THE DUKE CAVE
- WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL?
- A BASKET CASE -- NEW!
- CURL IT! -- NEW!
- BENCH PRESSER -- NEW!
- LIKE A PUNCHING BAG -- NEW!
- HIT IT FAST -- NEW!
- BALLS OF FAIL -- NEW!


4. ) MOTHERSHIP BATTLE
( Has no ego boosts)


5. ) THE LADY KILLER
- ALWAYS BET ON DUKE -- NEW!


6. ) VEGAS IN RUIN
- RIGHT IN THE JEWELS -- NEW!


7. ) THE DUKE DOME
- CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIS ASS -- NEW!


8. ) THE HIVE
- WHO NEEDS REAL ONES? -- NEW!


9. ) QUEEN BITCH
- CURL IT!
- BENCH PRESSER
- LIKE A PUNCHING BAG
- WHO NEEDS REAL ONES?
- NEED A THIRD GUN -- NEW!


10. ) DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY
- WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL?
- STOP PISSIN' AROUND!
- THE BALLS HAVE DROPPED
- THAT'S HOW 'YA NUKEM!
- A BASKET CASE
- BALLS OF FAIL
- ALWAYS BET ON DUKE
- CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIS ASS
- DOUBLE D ACTION -- NEW!
- SHAKE IT, BABY! -- NEW!
- HOLE IN ONE -- NEW!
- LUCKY DRAW -- NEW!
- TIME TO ABORT YOUR SPECIES -- NEW!
- NUKEM: 1, NERD: ZERO -- NEW!


11. ) CRASH COURSE
- CATCH! -- NEW!


12. ) THE DUKE BURGER
- WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL?
- STOP PISSIN' AROUND!
- A BASKET CASE
- UP IN SMOKE -- NEW!
- CHECKING OUT THE REAR -- NEW!


13. ) THE MIGHTY FOOT
- CATCH!
- WHAT A VIEW! -- NEW!
- WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER? -- NEW!


14. ) GHOST TOWN
- THAT'S HOW 'YA NUKEM!
- AWESOME FUNBAGS -- NEW!

Notes about "GHOST TOWN"

   "THAT'S HOW 'YA NUKEM" can be found and earned here, but it does not show
   up on the counter on the main menu.


15. ) HIGHWAY BATTLE
( Has no ego boosts)


16. ) DAM TOP
- AIR DUKE EXPRESS -- NEW!
- UNICORN TIME! -- NEW!


17. ) THE SHRUNK MACHINE
- AIR DUKE EXPRESS
- ANY TIME OF THE YEAR -- NEW!


18. ) THE FORKSTOP
- ANY TIME OF THE YEAR
- ARMED WITH A 69MM -- NEW!


19. ) GENERATOR ROOM
- ENOUGH TENTACLES FOR A HENTAI -- NEW!
- STOP PISSIN' AROUND!
- WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL?


20. ) UNDERGROUND
- WHO NEEDS REAL ONES?
- WHAT'S ON THE COMPUTER?
- AWESOME FUNBAGS
- AIR DUKE EXPRESS


21. ) THE CLARIFIER
- UP IN SMOKE
- CHECKING OUT THE REAR


22. ) BLOWIN' THE DAM
- AIR DUKE EXPRESS
- ARMED WITH A 69MM
- MY WORM IS BIGGER -- NEW!


23. ) FINAL BATTLE
( Has no ego boosts)


24. ) PRESS CONFERENCE
( Has no ego boosts)


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C1 . CREDITS
------------

Credit goes to:

- 3D Realms, Gearbox Software, Triptych Games and Piranha Games for creating
 the Duke Nukem Forever game.
- GameFAQs, Neoseeker and Super Cheats for hosting this excuse of a guide. :)
- My editors, who bothered to read this and make sure I did not screw things
 up too badly.  Poor editors. :(
- BahamutZero (http://www.gamefaqs.com/users/BahumautZero/contributions), for
 a few odds and ends and excellent feedback.
- You, for actually taking some time to read this.

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C2 . DISCLAIMERS
----------------

This document is intended to be for personal use only.  Please do not post this
on other game sites without written permission.  Currently, the only site with
permission to host this is GameFAQs.

This entire run was done from scratch, without looking at other FAQs or videos.
The intention was to try and find any and all possible means of earning ego
boosts.  I figure, "If I can find them, anyone should be able to, eventually".

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C3 . VERSION UPDATES
--------------------

1.3 (March 19th, 2014)
  - Found an unexpected Ego Boost in "GHOST TOWN".

1.2 (November 26th, 2013)
  - Fixed more typos.
  - Updated "Authorized Hosts".

1.1 (October 10th, 2013)
  - Added more information for "CURL IT!".  There are additional locations
    you can pick up the dumbbells in "The Duke Cave".
  - Finally found the last two Ego Boots in BLOWIN THE DAM': PART 2 and have
    listed descriptions on how to find them (I have no idea why they made
    these so tedious to find when they are much easier to find in other areas
    of the game).
  - Found and fixed several typos, including one in "UP IN SMOKE".
  - Found an error in "CATCH!".  The first location was incorrect.  It should
    be "CRASH SITE", not "DUKE NUKEM'S TITTY CITY"
  - Managed to calculate the ratio on "Starting Ego" VS "Complete Ego Bar".
    While I have no idea if a starting level of 40 and expansion of 60 are the
    number used in-game, I have surmised that the ratio is correct.  The
    calculations are based off measuring the Ego Bar in-game:
     * Without boosts, measured 37mm on my computer monitor
     * With all the boosts, measured 93mm on my computer monitor
    Since I do not have a means to take screen captures off my Xbox 360, I
    took a ruler and did it the old-fashioned way.  Taking into account the
    60 points for the boosts, I ended up with 40 as the starting point for
    the Ego bar and 100 as the total.  This is not the same result as the
    DLC addon, because the starting and final bars are different sizes.
  - Updated the "Sort By Missions" section.

1.0 (September 30th, 2013)
  - Completed the guide.