DLC Quest PC FAQ/Walkthrough

DLC Quest PC FAQ/Walkthrough
by American00b
v 1.1

Table of Contents
0. Changelog and Notes
0.1. Changelog
0.2. Notes
1. Controls
2. DLC
2.1. DLC Quest
2.1.1. Movement Pack
2.1.2. Audio Pack
2.1.3. Animation Pack
2.1.4. Pause Menu Pack
2.1.5. Armor for Your Horse Pack
2.1.6. Time is Money Pack
2.1.7. Psychological Warfare Pack
2.1.8. Double Jump Pack
2.1.9. Top Hat Pack
2.1.10. Pet Pack
2.1.11. Sexy Outfits Pack
2.1.12. Map Pack
2.1.13. Night Map Pack
2.1.14. The Zombie Pack
2.1.15. Gun Pack
2.1.16. Finish The Fight Pack
2.2. Live Freemium or Die!
2.2.1. Particles Pack
2.2.2. Day One Patch Pack
2.2.3. Checkpoint Pack
2.2.4. Incredibly Important Pack
2.2.5. Wall Jump Pack
2.2.6. Harmless Plants Pack
2.2.7. Health Bar Pack
2.2.8. Parallax Pack
2.2.9. Canadian Dialog Pack
2.2.10. Cut Content Pack
2.2.11. Name Change Pack
2.2.12 Death of Comedy Pack
2.2.13. Increased Health Pack
2.2.14. DLC NPC Pack
2.2.15. High Definition Next Gen Pack
2.2.16. Season Pass
2.2.17. Remove ADS Pack
3. Walkthrough
3.1. DLC Quest
3.2. Live Freemium or Die
4. Awardments
4.1. Both
4.1.1. At Least It's Not Stamps/Still Better Than Stamps
4.1.2. Catch them all/Master of Unlocking
4.1.3. Got the Girl/You Maniacs! You blew it up!
4.1.4. Man That's Fast!/Man That's Really Fast!
4.2. DLC Quest
4.2.1. These Used to Come Standard
4.2.2. Big Spender
4.2.3. Consumerism
4.2.4. You Did It! Kind of.
4.2.5. Hole in the wall
4.2.6. I've Got a Ruddy Gun!
4.2.7. Anything For An Awardment
4.3. Live Freemium or Die!
4.3.1. Nice Try
4.3.2. Not Exactly Noble
4.3.3. Story is Important
4.3.4. My favorite awardment
4.3.5. Who's a Good Player?
4.3.6. I Get That Reference!
4.3.7. Everyone Gets This One
5. Legal SNCA
6. Links
7. thx and stuff

0. Changelog and Notes
0.1. Changelog
9/1/2013 (v0.1 - 1.0)
- FAQ created
- added all stuff, including completed walkthrough and DLC list
(1.0.1)
- added my rank for Live Freemium or Die!
9/2/2013 (v1.0.2)
- made several grammar changes, added in cost for DLC NPC Pack, and removed
several line breaks.
- added in clarification for the second to last step in Live Freemium or
Die! walkthrough.
- FAQ first uploaded
9/7/2013 (v1.1)
- added Awardments section
- updated spoilers and description notes
- added link that I got Nice Try! awardment unlocking from (it's in the thx
and stuff section.)
- added links section
- edited thx and stuff section
- added more notes
0.2. Notes
- if you want to quickly get to a certain part of this FAQ (like the
walkthrough, of course), just search for one of the numbers shown in the table
of contents WITH dots. if it isn't working, it's probably because you don't
have the dots with it.
- this FAQ covers the PC version of DLC Quest which includes both DLC Quest
AND Live Freemium or Die!.
- the walkthrough does not cover the game(s) 100%. it would be impossible to
do it anyways, becuase coins. because of this, there will be no mentioning the
DLC NPC storyline in Live Freemium or Die!, and the optional dialogue UNLESS
people ask for it.
- the Live Freemium or Die! walkthrough has SPOILERS in it, and so does the
Awardments section, so try not to overread or anything like that.
- the pack and awardment descriptions are (obviously) copied from the game
for your information.
- sooner or later (probably sooner), you will realize that 2 of the awardments
do not show up in the steam achievement section of this game. that is because
those two achievements are hidden, and getting those achievements would be
like getting through contra with only three lives. I found out about this
through a guide on steam (man I love it.)

1. Controls
Z = Jump
X = Sword/Talk/Examine (Live Freemium or Die! only)/Context Button
ESC = Pause Menu
Spacebar(Live Freemium or Die! only) = Okay/Fine/Alright/Grumble Grumble...

2. DLC
2.1. DLC Quest

2.1.1. Movement Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Experience next gen control! Features jumping and
moving left. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 4 coins
HOW TO GET: Availible from start.
WHAT IT DOES: allows you to jump and move left.

2.1.2. Audio Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: A whole new sense to experience! There are no refunds
for this item.
COST: 5 coins
HOW TO GET: Availible from start.
WHAT IT DOES: Adds sound effects and music to the game.

2.1.3. Animation Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Purchase this pack and experience the difference that
moving images make! There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 coins
HOW TO GET: Availible from start.
WHAT IT DOES: Adds animation to the game.

2.1.4. Pause Menu Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Need a break? Purchase this pack to gain full control
over time itself. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 coins
HOW TO GET: Availible from start.
WHAT IT DOES: Lets you pause, save, and quit the game. and also options
and credits and awardments (a.k.a. achievements)

2.1.5. Armor for Your Horse Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: Shiny armor for your horse! There are no refunds
for this item.
COST: 250 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to the platform above the shopkeep.
WHAT IT DOES: Gives your horse shiny armor.

2.1.6. Time is Money Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Can't stand the grind? Purchase this pack to get 1000x
grinding speed! There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 20 Coins
HOW TO GET: Turn the grindstone more than a few times.
WHAT IT DOES: decreases the number of turns needed for a sword from
10,000 to 10.

2.1.7. Psychological Warfare Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Exclusive pre-order DLC for the hot new game! There are
no refunds for this item.
COST: 50 Coins
HOW TO GET: Encounter random (I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE)
WHAT IT DOES: Allows you to pass random.

2.1.8. Double Jump Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: We heard you like jumping, so we put a jump in your
jump, so you can jump while you jump. There are no refund for this item.
COST: 100 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go near coin arrows.
WHAT IT DOES: Allows you to double jump.

2.1.9. Top Hat Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: You'll get a smug look on your face, as if to say, "look
at me, I've got a new hat". There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to the platform in the right hand corner in the area that
the Old Man is in. It is next to a top hat made of coins.
WHAT IT DOES: gives you a top hat.

2.1.10. Pet Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: Adorable! Frankly, You'll buy anything at this point.
There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to the bottom-left corner in the cave left of random. It is
at the top-left ledge (in the corner) and only accessible with the Double
Jump Pack.
WHAT IT DOES: Gives you a useless goldfish.

2.1.11. Sexy Outfits Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: Let the NPCs of the world slip into something a little
more comfortable. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to the top of the top area of the right half of part 1 of
the game. Now go through the secret passage and get it.
WHAT IT DOES: Puts everyone in bikinis.

2.1.12. Map Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Some companies give away maps for free. Not us. There
are no refunds for this item.
COST: 140 Coins
HOW TO GET: Examine the forest.
WHAT IT DOES: Allows you to cross the forest from the part 1 (daytime)
side to the part 2 (nighttime) side, but not the other way around.

2.1.13. Night Map Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: The same maps you own, but now at night! This is getting
ridiculous. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 75 Coins
HOW TO GET: Examine the forest from the nighttime side.
WHAT IT DOES: Allows you go to part 1 from the part 2 side.

2.1.14. The Zombie Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: This doesn't really fit, but our marketing department
said that every game needs zombies. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go through the secret passage above the "badguy hideout ahead"
sign.
WHAT IT DOES: Adds zombies to the game.

2.1.15. Gun Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: A purely cosmetic weapon upgrade that in no way
unbalances the game. Honest. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 75 Coins
HOW TO GET: Try to kill the troll.
WHAT IT DOES: Gives you blueprints for a gun.

2.1.16. Finish The Fight Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Experience the true conclusion to the game. We should
have shipped this! There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: "Finish" the game.
WHAT IT DOES: Allows you to truly finish the game.

2.2. Live Freemium or Die!

2.2.1. Particles Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: We took out particles, but particles make everything
better! Purchase this pack and get so many particles! There are no refunds
for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go right after jumping spikes and falling down.
WHAT IT DOES: Adds particles to the game.

2.2.2. Day One Patch Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Improve loading times with some optimizations we didn't
think were important enough to delay the game's launch. Good thing you have an
internet connection! There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Load.
WHAT IT DOES: Removes the (fake) loading screens from the game entirely.

2.2.3. Checkpoint Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Dying can be a painful experience. Don't let backtracking
be an insult to injury. Checkpoint today! There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Wait after loading.
WHAT IT DOES: Activates checkpoints.

2.2.4. Incredibly Important Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: The incredible importance of this pack cannot even be
stated without first purchasing this pack. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 15 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to top of top-left part of cave system (east end).
WHAT IT DOES: It's the mayor's important package.

2.2.5. Wall Jump Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: This pack is off the wall! Market research indicates that
joke is popular with the 5-9 age group. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 35 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to a wall jump tutorial place in either of the caves.
WHAT IT DOES: Allows you to wall jump.

2.2.6. Harmless Plants Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Plants! What possible use could these have? We're really
scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
COST: 130 Coins
HOW TO GET: Grab it during the zombie onslaught and RUN.
WHAT IT DOES: Sheep love plants, even said sheep are undead.

2.2.7. Health Bar Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: Every hero needs a hearty dose of HP! A little UI
wouldn't hurt either. See what you've been missing! There are no refunds for
this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: go to room on right side of big underground death bridge.
WHAT IT DOES: Shows your health. (useful for fighting enemies, but not the
spikes. not at all.)

2.2.8. Parallax Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: Diehard graphics fans rejoice! Parallax scrolling moves
the background layers for a subtle depth effect. It's subtle! There are no
refunds for this item.
COST: 5 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to top-right ledge of room above Groove.
WHAT IT DOES: Adds a subtle parallax effect to the background.

2.2.9. Canadian Dialog Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: It's aboot time we add some colour to the dialog, eh?
There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 10 Coins
HOW TO GET: Fall between ledge and spike platform in dark zone. The pack is
on the platform below [them].
WHAT IT DOES: Streotypical Canadianizes the dialogue.

2.2.10. Cut Content Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: This area should have been ready at launch. Allan please
add pack description. There are no refunds.
COST: 40 Coins
HOW TO GET: Availible from part 2 onwards.
WHAT IT DOES: adds content to the Allan Please Add Zone Name zone.

2.2.11. Name Change Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Banned? Better change your name and get a new account.
Yeah, we're going to charge you for changing your name. Yep. Seriously. There
are no refunds for this item.
COST: 150 Coins.
HOW TO GET: Examine the ban pillar separating you from the rest of the
outskirts zone.
WHAT IT DOES: gives you a new account and name that lets you pass the ban
pillar forever.

2.2.12. Death of Comedy Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: We know. The comedian is not funny. Purchase this writ
for his honourable execution. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 15 Coins
HOW TO GET: Repeatedly talk to Lamp until he says "I am Error". Then go to
the hidden nook in the Dark Zone (it's to the top-left).
WHAT IT DOES: Allows you to kill Lamp.

2.2.13. Increased HP Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Tough out your enemies by increasing your max health by
25%! Won't this unbalance the game! Lalalalacanthearyou. There are no refunds
for this item.
COST: 10 Coins
HOW TO GET: Complete scale the platforms in the cave full of spikes.
WHAT IT DOES: Increases your health by 25%.

2.2.14. DLC NPC Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: DLC NPC FTW! Explore the rich history and backstory of
this vital character. There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 15 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go to Avacado hill zone after gaining the wall jump ability
through the dark zone (or you can just wait until part 2) and go up the hill
from where the Particles Pack was.
WHAT IT DOES: Adds a new NPC to the game.

2.2.15. High Definition Next Gen Pack (Optional)
PACK DESCRIPTION: Experience the best in graphic fidelity with brownscale
technology, featuring ne taupe technology! There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 15 Coins
HOW TO GET: Scale the platforms in Pop Zone, and then go through a secret
hallway to Outskirts Zone.
WHAT IT DOES: turns the game's visuals into sepia mode.

2.2.16. Season Pass
PACK DESCRIPTION: Can't get enough of DLC Quest? Get access to a new
environment at a discounted price! There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 199 Coins
HOW TO GET: Enter the Winter Zone for the first time.
WHAT IT DOES: Stops the falling snow from clouding up the screen.

2.2.17. Remove ADS Pack
PACK DESCRIPTION: Show your support and remove ads by becoming a premium
member today! Unrelated: signs for the publisher don't count as ads, right?
There are no refunds for this item.
COST: 25 Coins
HOW TO GET: Go left from checkpoint 1 in the Winter Zone.
WHAT IT DOES: Removes the "BUY POP" ads scattered around the game since the
bginning of part 2.

3. Walkthrough
3.1. DLC Quest
- cutscene. after that, you start the game. go right. there's no choice
anyways, because you haven't gotten the movement pack yet. at the end (which
is when you stop at the ledge), you will have 4 coins and be at the shopkeep.
- open up the shop and buy the movement pack. you will have lost those
precious coins, but at least you can go left and jump to get more of them.
get more of them and then come back to buy the rest of the packs.
- if you go all the way to the right, however, you'll find a bush. bushes
can only be cut with a sword.
- now go left. at the (other) end, jump. right then and there, you'll find
the blacksmith and a grindstone. however, to make a sword, you'll need to do
10,000 turns on the grindstone.
- now do more than a few turns on the grindstone. you'll now have the
Time is Money Pack availible at the shopkeep.
- however, by now, you're out of coins. but no fret! keep going left and
there will be LOTS more coins AND sheep that you can kill! (that last one
is going to be important soon.)
- after the signs that come left of the grindstone, there is a hole. jump in.
there's nothing to worry about because spikes don't appear until the next
game. in there is a sheep, some coins, and a seemingly unreachable room with
coins. however, if you look closely, you can see that part of the room
(the bottom-left) is straight. that's because it's an indicator that there's
a secret passage obscured by it. now get more coins.
- now that you (presumably) have enough coins to buy the Time is Money Pack,
go to the shopkeep and buy it.
- go back to the grindstone and grind ten times. now you have a sword to cut
bushes, like that one up at the very right.
- now go all the way left, up to the sign saying "Warning! Reports of strange
encounters in the area!" disregard that sign and continue until WOAH! after
that, you'll be talking with random, who seems like a finall fantasy character
who got redesigned by the developers. and then the Psychological Warfare Pack
is unlocked. this is required to get past random and get to lotsa coins.
- remember that bush at the very right that I talked about earlier? go back
over there and cut it. after walking a few paces to the right, you'll unlock
the Double Jump Pack, which is required to Double Jump (obviously).
- there is also a hole that leads to cave. get the coins and go right. at the
the end there will be a fork in the road (or cave, in this case). the top
right one will take you back to the surface, while the right one (it's right
for a reason) takes you to lotsa coins. disregard the signs, get the coins,
and go back to the surface.
- now you will have enough coins to get the Psychological Warfare Pack from
the shopkeep. do that and encounter random again. (it's at the same place as
the first time you encountered him, just to clear up things.)
- you will have another conversation with him. this time however, he'll
notice that you have the (Psychological Warfare) pack and ask for it. he will
now leave you alone, allowing you to collect lotsa more coins.
- there is a cave to the left of random. go in, get all the coins, go through
the secret hallway next to the filler NPC that leads to that seemingly
isolated room i talked about earlier, and you'll now have enough coins to buy
the Double Jump Pack!
- buy it. now you can access not one, but TWO more areas with lotsa coins!
- now go to the far right of the zone. there will be a forest. however, you
don't have a map, and you'll have to buy a Pack for it. the Map Pack will now
be unlocked.
- get enoguh coins (if you don't have enough already) and buy the (Map) pack.
now go back to the forest, and move on to the last bits of the game. and that
FBI looking guy you pass? he's the gunsmith, but you don't have a license yet.
- now you will have arrived at part 2 of the game. however, if you want to go
back to part 1, you'll need a night map. I'm not kidding.
- talk to dime, the shopkeep's long lost brother. he'll be the one with
DLC in this area. now go around and get lotsa coins. seriously, there is a LOT
of coins in this part of the game.
- now buy the Night Map Pack just to get it out of the way and go right until
you see a troll. try and kill him. it does nothing but unlock the Gun Pack.
- now go buy the Gun Pack and then go back to part 1 and talk to the gunsmith.
- you now have a gun. go bakc to the troll and shoot him. it's a one hit kill.
now go through the hallway and the credits will abruptly roll. one note,
though: this isn't the real end of the game. several seconds into the credits,
the Finish The Fight Pack will be unlocked. skip the credits and go back to
the game to buy that (Finish The Fight) pack. now go through the hallway and a
cutscene will play. after that, CONGRATULATIONS! you beat the game! (but not
for long...)

MY SCORE:
780/825 Coins
16/16 DLC Packs
7/10 Awardments
2 Hours 35 Minutes and 55.815 Seconds for Time
Rank: C (Better Than Last Time!)

3.2. Live Freemium or Die!
- notice. walk until gap. jump over for cutscene. after that, it's time
to start playing!
- during the cutscene I mentioned in the above line, a guy died from touching
spikes. however, the notice says that you have early access to the four packs
that would otherwise be paid for. jump over the spikes.
- now fall down the hole and AVOID the coins while jumping to the graveyard
(or at least don't buy the optional DLC). you'll learn why later.
- while going left, you will pass by graves. but unlike the ones in DLC Quest,
these can be READ YEAH!!! each one talks about who died and what. the first
grave is that of the shepherd, but there's something fishy about it...
- now go down the hole and wait through the loading screen. the Day One Patch
Pack is now unlocked.
- now go to the shopkeep. also, a few seconds after the (Day One Patch) pack
is unlocked, the Checkpoint Pack is unlocked. both are required to speed up
the game and ultimately complete it. and just to point out, the game now has
zones, and right now you are in the Village Zone. go figure.
- after buying both packs (don't buy particles, gosh dernit!), go left and
pass that stool thingy. you are now saved at a chackpoint.
- now go jump up all those platforms above the shopkeep and go right, and jump
when needed. there you will find the mayor. talk to him. he talks about an
important package that is SO important, he won't even give you a sword until
he gets the package.
- now jump all the way down and go right until you find three entrances to
caves. the top-right one unlocks the Wall Jump pack and the top-left one is
where the mayor's Incredibly Important Pack (it's a DLC) is. and don't even
think about going down the bottom-left entrance until later. (plus, the top
and bottom right entrances are blocked by vines, which can only be cut with a
sword, so there.)
- buy the (Incredibly Important) pack, go back to the mayor, and talk with
him. mid-conversation, he'll give you a sword. you can now access the rest of
the cave system and unlock the Wall Jump Pack (2.2.5.).
- now go back to the top-right cave entrance to the east, cut the vines down,
and enter. 2 seconds later, the Wall Jump Pack will be unlocked. now go get
some coins, there's lotsa them in them caves! (NOTE: avoid the checkpoints.
if you don't you're almost screwed.)
- buy the (Wall Jump) pack. you will now be able to access the other zones in
the game: Dark Zone, Allan Please Add Zone Name (nothing in it until you buy
the Cut Content Pack (2.2.?.) after the first half of the game), and Outskirts
Zone. that last one is where the monster is, so why don't we go there?
- wall jump to the top and go right. disregard the sign and jump over the
spikes. now go down. and encounter NOT random, but the shepherd, whose sheep
he says had been killed by you. depending on how you played DLC Quest, he's
either right or wrong, but no matter what, he still rises his sheep back up
from the dead as zombies to kill you just like they killed the others.
- during the cutscene, you may have noticed that there was a DLC pack behind
the shepherd. that is the Harmless Plants Pack (2.2.6.). grab it and RUN.
- now go to the shopkeep. you'll see that you don't have enough coins to buy
it yet. good thing we're going to the DARK ZONE!
- go left into the other entrance to the caves. if you haven't already, cut
the vines. now wall jump up to the entrance to the dark zone. there are lotsa
coins here. collect them. you know the drill. when you're done, go back down,
and then go down again. you know the drill.
- if you go all down, and then right, jump over a big bridge of death, you'll
find a hole. jump down and go right until you see a guy named Groove. right
next to him is his pickaxe. all this is going to be relevant later. honest.
- now that you (hopefully) have enoguh coins, go back to the shopkeep, buy
the harmless plants (pack), and go back to the outskirts zone. the Shepherd
is killed (by you), and it's a happy end when suddenly the shopkeep (who is a
greedy jerkbag) says that you aren't the hero. he is about to say one of the
threats still remaining when you are supposedly disconnected fromt the server
because it's always fun to laugh at jokes about DRM.
- wait, and press the spacebar when needed. you are now back at the start of
the game. (everything's still the same, though.) there are only three things
different now: ONE there are ads TWO the shopkeep (who is now the villain) has
been replaced with a digital kiosk and THREE you now have the ability to go
straight to the dark zone from the beginning.
- now go to the Kiosk (by now you'll know where it is) and open up the shop.
the first (and only) thing you should notice is that there is a new pack
(2.2.10.). get more coins to buy it. and don't even think about going back to
the outskirts zone: the shopkeep banned you from it, and you need to buy DLC
(2.2.11.) to get a new account.
- now buy the (Cut Content) pack from the kiosk and go back up to the Dark
Zone. go left until you pass another checkpoint. you are now in the Allan
Please Add Zone Name zone (or APAZN), the trickiest zone in the game. and
there's lotsa coins, so get enough of those too.
- go back to the kiosk. you should have enough coins to get a new account, so
do that. cutscene showing how desperate people have to go when it comes for
usernames. after that, back to playing!
- go back to the outskirts zone and examine the ban pillar. the ban should now
be lifted, but going a little farther will present to you another problem:
there are some rocks, and there's no DLC for a pickaxe. however, that's
because Groove (the guy with the hat and beard who is definately a caricature
of Notch) already has one.
- go back to the caves and talk to Groove. he'll ask for a thing that a friend
possesses. that friend is Fletch, who is in APAZN.
- go to APAZN and talk to Fletch. before he gives you the object (nah,
MacGuffin will work just fine), he has a list of things that he wants you to
fetch (I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE) for him. go up top, and you'll find a Box of
Various Supplies, which contains everything Fletch needs.
- Talk to Fletch. at the end of the conversation, he will give you the Humble
Indie Bindle, which is only a pun. go back to Groove, talk to him, and you'll
now have a pickaxe! (no crafting, though.)
- the pickaxe is now your primary (and only) usable weapon for the rest of the
game. go back to where the rocks are at the outskirts zone. they won't be
there anymore.
- after clearing the rocks, continue into the Pop Zone Brought to You by Pop!
zone. there are lotsa coins here, but there isn't much else. however, there IS
another DLC Kiosk. go on to the winter zone.
- just when you enter [the winter zone], the screen will be clouded up with
snow until you leave OR get the Season Pass (2.2.16.). after buying (the
season pass), you can move through the winter zone quickly and carefully.
continue to Showdown Zone
- and now you're at Showdown Zone to kill the shopkeep BUT WAIT! you need 200
coins to get in! and if you bought all the DLC (like me), you need to get
every last coin in the game. back track and find all the coins you missed,
because it's going to take awhile. (unless you didn't buy all the DLC, in
which case you might be good. maybe.)
- after that, it's time face off with the shopkeep! he'll throw stuff and
coins (and hearts if you get hurt), and after you get enough coins, he'll come
down from the ledge to sell you a sword. the third time kills him and SPOILER
destroys the world. END THE.

MY SCORE:
889/889 Coins
17/17 DLC Packs
8/10 Awardments (Darn)
4 Hours 2 Minutes and 36.592 Seconds (Dang)
Rank: B

4. Awardments
4.1. Both

4.1.1. At Least It's Not Stamps(DLC Quest)/Still Better Than Stamps(LFoD!)
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION(S): Collected all the coins in the DLC Quest
campaign.(DLC Quest) / Collected all the coins in the Live Freemium or Die!
campaign.(Live Freemium or Die!)
HOW TO GET: Collect all coins in respective campaign for each awardment.

4.1.2. Catch them all(DLC Quest)/Master of Unlocking(LFoD!)
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION(S): Found all the hidden DLC in the DLC Quest
campaign.(DLC Quest) / Found all the hidden DLC in the Live Freemium or Die!
campaign.(Live Freemium or Die!)
HOW TO GET: Find, unlock, and buy all of the hidden DLC in respective
campaigns.

4.1.3. Got the Girl(DLC Quest)/You maniacs! You blew it up!(LFoD!)
AWARDMENT DESCIPTION(S): Finished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero
got the girl.(DLC Quest) / You lived long enough to die a hero and did what
had to be done.(Live Freemium or Die!)
HOW TO GET: Finish respective campaigns.

4.1.4. Man That's Fast!(DLC Quest/Man That's Really Fast!(LFoD!)
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION(S): Beat the DLC Quest campaign 100%, really fast!
(DLC Quest) / Beat Live Freemium or Die! 100%, really fast!(LFoD!)
HOW TO GET: Complete respective campaigns 100% in under 12 minutes (for DLC
Quest) or 20 minutes (for Live Freemium or Die!).

4.2. DLC Quest

4.2.1. These Used to Come Standard
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Purchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC
packs.
HOW TO GET: Do what the description says in present tense.

4.2.2. Big Spender
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Spent one hundred coins.
HOW TO GET: Spend 100 coins.

4.2.3. Consumerism
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: You bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
HOW TO GET: Buy. EVERYTHING.

4.2.4. You did it! Kind of.
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe
there's more?
HOW TO GET: Unlock the Finish The Fight pack.

4.2.5. Hole in the wall
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Discovered a hidey-hole!
HOW TO GET: Discover a hidey-hole wherever it may be.

4.2.6. I've Got a Ruddy Gun!
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game.
HOW TO GET: Get the gun from the gunsmith.

4.2.7. Anything For An Awardment
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Killed all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for
what? An awardment? Geez.
HOW TO GET: kill all NPCs (except for your horse) and all the sheep.

4.3. Live Freemium or Die!

4.3.1. Nice Try
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: You tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game
had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
HOW TO GET: If on a PC keyboard, press IDKFA in order fast. if on an
Xbox 360 controller, just put in the Konami code instead.

4.3.2. Not Exactly Noble
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake
of exploration knows no bounds.
HOW TO GET: Fall into the pit of spikes in the Winter Zone.

4.3.3. Story is Important
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: You discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man.
Uh, congrats?
HOW TO GET: Buy the DLC NPC Pack and talk to said DLC NPC until you get the
awardment.

4.3.4. My favorite awardment
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: I'm Player and this is my favorite awardment.
HOW TO GET: Get to the halfway point of Live Freemium or Die!

4.3.5. Who's a Good Player?
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Given the run around, you still played fetch and
helped everyone! Good job!
HOW TO GET: give the Humble Indie Bindle to Groove.

4.3.6. I Get That Reference!
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: Ended the Comedian's reign of terror.
HOW TO GET: Find Lamp's dead body after buying the Death to Comedy Pack.

4.3.7. Everyone Gets This One
AWARDMENT DESCRIPTION: You progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is
this really an accomplishment though?
HOW TO GET: Deliver the Incredibly Important Pack to the Mayor.

5. Legal SNCA (Stuff Nobody Cares About)
you're seriously looking at this. why are you. there's nothing to see here.
just please go on with you day now. I really don't care about legal stuff, I
only care about this being read.

6. Links
- http://goo.gl/LyR0mP (Guide for the hidden achievements)
- http://goo.gl/1mJY6F (Discussion for a DLC Pack that I can't remember)
- http://goo.gl/bpcKfF (Another discussion that I also forgot about)
- http://goo.gl/2CXI1t (link to the DLC Quest page on AchievementStats)

7. thx and stuff
I give thanks to the people on 2 steam threads and a steam guide (links are
above), I thank Going Loud for making an AWESOME game, and I thank YOU for
reading this far.

v1.0
by American00b
DLC Quest PC FAQ/Walkthrough