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Game Script




A Guide By: Rob Furbee
AIM: MudTurkey3334
ICQ: Mud Turkey 3
Email: [email protected]
GameFAQs Username: furb


Table of Contents
A...Introduction

1...Dialogue Guide - A Righteous Adventure (dg1)
1a---Prologue
1b---Act 1
1c---Act 2
1d---Act 3
1e---Act 4
1f---Act 5

B...Legal Information



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A-----INTRODUCTION
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Whoa dudes!  This game is not only tubular, but totally rad!  The gameplay is
bodacious, and the story is mondo fer sure!  Totally Rad is a period piece if
I've ever seen one.  The language is straight out of Bill and Ted's Excellent
Adventure {or Bogus Journey}.  Heck, Jake, the main character, looks just like
Ted Logan - I sense a big 'Whoa" coming from the Keanu Reeves fans out there.
I even remember getting the Nintendo Power which featured a full game
walkthrough in all its neon glory.  Totally Rad is a fantastic game if you
really want to transport yourself to a bygone era.

Totally Rad is a well crafted action/platformer.  It plays like Dragon Fighter
or Krion's Conquest.  The player has many magic powers to use as well as the
ability to shape shift into four different critters.  The bosses are big and
colorful as well as violent.  The controls are never a hassle, and the AI never
pulls a fast one.  Totally Rad is a total delight to play.  This title also
offers a rather humorous story with some very funny dialogue.  The story
warrants this script guide - even if the game were terrible.  Although
I would suggest playing this game due to its high fun factor, this guide will
let you check out the groovy lingo the characters use any time.


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A Righteous Adventure (dg1)


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1a-Prologue
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AND NOW THE GREAT ZEBEDIAH, MASTER MAGICIAN!

JAKE AND ALLISON
MOST EXCELLENT, DUDE!

ALLISON:
SO LIKE, JAKE, IS THIS ZEB DUDE FOR REAL?  WILL HE TEACH YOU HIS TOTALLY RAD
MAGIC?

JAKE:
YUP.  HE THINKS I HAVE GNARLY POTENTIAL.  AND I THINK HE'S TOTALLY DECENT.

----------Game Starts

JAKE:
SO ZEB, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE JOGGING?  CAN'T I JUST LEARN MAGIC AND SKIP THE
AEROBICS?

ZEBEDIAH:
IT'S ALL IN THE LEGS, MY YOUNG FRIEND.  YOU'LL FIND THAT THEY'RE THE FIRST
THINGS TO GO.  EXERCISE WILL MAKE YOUR MAGIC MORE POWERFUL.

JAKE:
SOUNDS RIGHTEOUS, DUDE.  BUT I'M POOPED.

ALLISON:
DON'T BE A WIMP, JAKE.

JAKE:
CUTE, ALLISON.  REAL CUTE.

*Lightning Crash*

JAKE:
HEY!


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1b--Act 1 - JAKE HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY SUPRISE.
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ACT 1-1

JAKE:
ZEB, WHO WERE THOSE DWEEBS, ANYWAY?

*Lightning Crash*

JAKE:
HEY, WHERE'S ALLISON?

ALLISON:
JAKE, THEY'RE LIKE STEALING ME OR SOMETHING.  HELP!

JAKE:
ZEB,  I THINK THEY WENT THAT-AWAY!


ACT 1-2

ZEBEDIAH:
JAKE, COMMUNICATE TELEPATHICALLY FROM NOW ON.  ALLISON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED.
NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO USE THE MAGICA I TAUGHT YOU.  YOU'VE GOT TO SAVE ALLISON.
YOUR MAGIC IS MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER.  BUT BE CAREFUL, JAKE.  SOME MAGIC
SPELLS ARE BOGUS AND WON'T WORK.  GOOD LUCK!


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1c--Act 2 - ALLISON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!  YOU MUST SAVE HER, DUDE!
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ACT 2-3

ALLISON:
JAKE, I'M LIKE REALLY NERVIOUS.  LIKE, MY DAD TRIED TO SAVE ME.  AND NOW
THEY'VE GOT HIM TOO.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'VE DONE WITH HIM.

JAKE:
NO WAY!  HE'S THE GNARLIEST PROFESSOR ON THE COAST.  SO, IT'S YOUR DAD THEY
REALLY WANT!

ALLISON:
JAKE,  I KINDA WANT MY DAD BACK,  YOU KNOW?

JAKE:
THAT'S TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.  WOW, HOW ABOUT IF I SAVE HIM?


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1d--Act 3 - ENEMIES ATTACK FROM THE DARKNESS.  BE EXXCELLENT JAKE!
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ACT 3-3

ZEBEDIAH:
JAKE, THE PEOPLE THAT TOOK ALLISON'S FATHER...  THEY'RE PEOPLE FROM THE
UNDERGROUND WORLD.  THEY ARE INTELLIGENT, BUT INCREDIBLY UGLY.  THEY DON'T
KNOW MUCH ABOUT US.  THEY TOOK HER FATHER TO LEARN ALL THEY COULD.  HE IS IN
GRAVE DANGER.  YOUR MAGIC IS MORE POWERFUL THAN MINE NOW.  I HAVE NOTHING MORE
TO TEACH YOU.  USE YOUR GIFT AND SAVE ALLISON'S FATHER.

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1e--Act 4 - AHA!  LOOKS LIKE A CAVE THAT LEADS TO AN UNDERGROUND BASE.  GO FOR
           IT, JAKE!
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ACT 4-2

ZEBEDIAH:
WE'VE CAUGHT UP WITH THEM!  WATCH YOUR STEP AND BE EXCELLENT.  I THINK I'M
PICKING UP A MESSAGE FROM ALLISON.

ALLISON:
JAKE, I'M PRACTICING MAGIC, TOO.  GNARLY, HUH?  AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO
GET UNCHAINED...  ...FROM INSIDE THIS LOCKED TRUNK...  ...SUBMERGED IN THIS
TANK FULL OF WATER...  I'LL HELP YOU.  SAY, WHERE'S THAT KEY FROM ZEB?

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1f--Act 5 - WEEEEE'RE HEERE.  LET'S GET IT DOWN AND THEN CATCH A WAVE ORE TWO.
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ACT 5-2

----------EDOGY EMERGES

AH, WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.  YOU'VE LEARNED A GREAT DEAL FROM ZEBEDIAH...
..A TRAITER WHO WAS EXILED FROM...  ...OUR UNDERGROUND EMPIRE.  YES, HE WAS
ONCE ONE OF US.  NO MATTER.  WHATEVER YOU'VE LEARNED WON'T BE ENOUGH...  TO
SAVE YOU.  YOU SHALL ALL BE ELIMINATED.

----------EDOGY BATTLE STARTS

JAKE:
...

PROFESSOR:
JAKE!

JAKE:
PROFESSOR!  IT'S MOST RIGHTEOUS TO SEE YOU.

PROFESSOR:
ARE YOU THE ONE WHO SAVED ME?

JAKE:
DUDE, DID YOU GET A BLOW TO THE HEAD OR SOMETHING?  OF COURSE I SAVED YOU.
I'M HERE, AREN'T I?

PROFESSOR:
YES, OF COURSE.  LOOK!  THE UNDERGROUND PEOPLE ARE GOING BACK.  EDOGY MUST HAVE
HAD CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS.  THEY MAY HAVE LIVED HERE BEFORE WE DID.

ALLISON:
DAD!  JAKE  DAD!  JAKE!  DAD!

JAKE:
ALRIGHTY ALREADY, ALLISON.  SAY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE ANYWAY?

ALLISON:
ZEB AND I TOOK THE HOLLYWOOD FREEWAY.  JAKE, THANKS, DUDE - REALLY.

JAKE:
FOR SURE.  WHERE IS THE ZEBSTER ANYWAY?

*Allison hands Jake a letter*

ALLISON:
HE LEFT THIS FOR YOU...

ZEBIDIA:
JAKE, YOU'VE BEEN MOST EXCELLENT.  BY NOW YOU KNOW I'M ONE OF THE UNDERGROUND
PEOPLE.  EDOGY HAS BEEN DESTROYED, SO I'M GOING BACK...  ...BACK TO MY OWN
PEOPLE, BACK TO MY OWN WORLD.  YOU'VE BEEN A TOTALLY DECENT APPRENTICE.  MAYBE
WE CAN DO LUNCH SOMETIME?  LATER, DUDE.

JAKE:
ZEBEDIAH...DUDE!

ALLISON:
JAKE, I'VE LEARNED SOME MAGIC FROM ZEB, TOO.  I WANTED TO HELP YOU...  BUT I
CAHINED MYSELF IN THIS LOCKED TRUNK...  SUBMERGED IN A WATER TANK, SEE, AND...

JAKE:
IT'S TOTALLY TRANQUIL, ALLISON.  ALL'S EXCELLENT THAT ENDS EXCELLENT.

ALLISON:
I'M GOING TO PRACTICE.  WILL YOU TEACH ME?

JAKE:
UH...  WHY DON'T WE JUST STICK TO SKATEBOARDING FOR NOW?  AND LEAVE THE LESSONS
TO ZEB NEXT TIME WE SEE HIM.  COPESETIC?

ALLISON:
FOR SURE, DUDE.


                               THE   END


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B-----Legal Information
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