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Vegas Stakes for Gameboy
Email :
[email protected]
Aim: Humanvegetable02
Website : geocities.com/humanvegetableonline2002
Copyright 2004 Humanvegetableonline
Version 1.0 - 5/13/04
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NOTE : 80% Guide = Recycled (But checked)
Written by The Best Gambler in the Whole Damn World...
BUT ONLY ON MARS, PEOPLE!
Written by Earth's Worst Gambler.
Dedication
This guide dedicated to DesertEagle and Daniel K for no reason.
Introduction
This is my third guide so don't complain much. If you find any inaccurate
info or something typed bad then email or AIM me. And I never EVER re-read
my guides...
About this game
The best gambling game EVER.
Copyright Stuff
Do not use this guide unless you ask me. If you wish to use it then
you know what to do. My Email and AIM are up there. These websites are
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Version 1.0
Full Guide Added.
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Table of Contents
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1.0 - Basic Stuff
1.1 - Black Jack
1.2 - Slots
1.3 - Roulette
1.4 - Craps
1.5 - Poker
2.0 - Intro
3.0 - Story
4.0 - Casinos
4.1 - The Hideaway
4.2 - Golden Paradise
4.3 - The 2020
4.4 - Laurel Palace
5.0 - Events
6.0 - Extras
7.0 - Credits
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1.0 - Basic Stuff
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Black Jack Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Rules, Quit)
A = Confirm
Slots Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Combo List, Quit)
Start = Pull lever
A = Bet
Roulette Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Wager Information, Quit)
Start = End Betting
B = Remove Bet
A = Bet
Craps Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Rules, Quit)
Start = Roll Dice
B = Remove Bet
A = Bet
Poker Controls
D-Pad = Movement
Select = Menu (Rules, Quit)
A = Confirm
Now here are the rules to black jack, slots, roulette, craps, and poker.
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1.1 - Black Jack
==================
HOW TO PLAY
BlackJack
Each player wins by having a higher point total than the dealer that is equal
to, or as close to 21 without exceeding it. If he goes over 21 he has busted
and loses his wager.
Cards
All face cards are valued at 10. An ace may be counted as either 1 or 11. All
other cards are valued at the number on their face.
Procedure
Each player is dealt 2 cards face-up. The dealer receives one card face-up
and one card face-down. If the dealer has a blackjack, the game is over, All
wagers of those without a blackjack will be collected by the dealer. If the
dealer does not have a blackjack and any player does, they are paid at 3-2
odds. Any remaining players continue to play the game. The player can ask the
dealer to deal any number of cards as he attempts to come as close to 21 and
not exceed it. Over 21 is a bust, and loses the wager. When all players'
hands are completed, the dealer flips his hole card, either taking additional
cards or standing. The dealer's hand is then compared to the player's hands.
Any hand that is lower than the dealer's results in a loss of their wager.
Higher hands are paid 1-1. A tie is a PUSH. If a PUSH occurs, the wager
returns to the player.
Double Down
If the total of the hand dealt is 9, 10 or 11, the player may double down. He
places a wager equal to the original and then receives only one additional
card.
Split
If a player receives two identical cards, he may split. Each card is treated
as if it were the first card dealt and an additional wager of the equal
amount is placed on the new hands.
Insurance
When the dealer's face-up card is an ace, players may buy insurance. The cost
is half the opening wager. The pay-off is 2-1 against the dealer's blackjack.
The opening wager is lost, but insurance will recoup that.
My Tips and Hints
- Always hit if you have about 11 or less.
- Always stand if you have 17 or over.
- Insurance costs half your current bet so don't even pay for it.
- If you have a black jack you win +50% of your current bet.
- It's good to split.
- It's risky to double because you might get a low number card. But getting a
10, J, Q, K, or A are high.
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1.2 - Slots
=============
HOW TO PLAY
Place 1 or 5 bets (Look at the tips and hints a few lines below) then pull
the lever. You'll will get money depending on the winning combos you get.
If you see a winning combo on the screen diagonally and wondering why you
did not get it, then it is because you did not bet a diagonal bet. This game
is so simple, anyone can play. EVEN YOU!
Winning Combos
Cherry, Any, Any = X2
Cherry, Cherry, Any = X5
Lemon, Lemon, Bar = X10
Lemon, Lemon, Lemon = X10
Plum, Plum, Bar = X14
Plum, Plum, Plum = X14
Bell, Bell, Bar = X18
Bell, Bell, Bell = X18
Watermelon, Watermelon, Bar = X100
Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon = X100
Bar, Bar, Bar = X100
Seven, Seven, Seven = X200
My Tips and Hints
- Lets draw this slot machine to teach you about betting.
Diagonal bet 4\ /
Horizontal bet 2-BE SE CH-
Horizontal bet 1-BA LE LE-
Horizontal bet 3-SE BE PL-
Diagonal bet 5/ \
This is a completely losing screen. If you pressed A 5 times, you will win
any winning combination in diagonal bet 4 and 5, and horizontal bet 1, 2, and
3. But since there're no winning combinations in this example. You lose
everything.
- I always like to bet 5 times even though I lose more money that way.
- I hate this game.
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1.3 - Roulette
================
HOW TO PLAY
A ball is dropped on a spinning wheel. Whatever slot the ball lands on is the
number. The number is even or odd, black or red, or NONE (00 or 0). Predict
what the number will be then place a bet. I suggest color bet. It's an easy
way to win money. BUT ONLY IF YOU WIN. Just below are tips, and more
information on this game.
Here's the entire roulette table typed with extreme accuracy.
R = Red | B = Black
-----------------------------------------------------------
|OO| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|15B|18R|21R|24B|27R|30R|33B|36R|2 to 1|
----------------------------------------------------------
| 2B| 5R| 8B|11B|14R|17B|20B|23R|26B|29B|32R|35B|2 to 1|
-----------------------------------------------------------
| 0| 1R| 4B| 7R|10B|13B|16R|19R|22B|25R|28B|31B|34R|2 to 1|
-----------------------------------------------------------
| | | |
| 1ST 12 | 2nd 12 | 3rd 12 |
-------------------------------------------------
|1 to 18| Even | RED | Black | Odd |19 to 36|
\_______________________________________________/
Wager Information, Comments, Winning Percentages
X = Bet
-----
|1XR|
-----
^
Straight bet : 35-1
Betting on a single number. Don't try this one. Waste of money.
2.63% chance of winning
--------
|OOX 3R|
--------
^
Split bet : 17-1
Betting on two single numbers in one bet.
5.26% chance of winning
---------
|15B|18R|
----X----
|14R|17B|
---------
^
Square bet : 8-1
Betting on four single numbers at one bet.
10.53% chance of winning
-----
| 3R|
-----
| 2B|
-----
| 1R|
--X--
^
Street bet : 11-1
Betting on a set of three numbers.
7.89% chance of winning
---------
| 3R| 6B|
---------
| 2B| 5R|
---------
| 1R| 4B|
----X----
^
Six-number bet : 5-1
Betting on six numbers.
15.79% chance of winning
-----------------------------------------------------------
|OO| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|15B|18R|21R|24B|27R|30R|33B|36R|2 tX 1|
-----------------------------------------------------------
^
Column bet : 2-1
Bets on one whole column
31.59% chance of winning
-----------------
| 3R| 6B| 9R|13R|
-----------------
| 2B| 5R| 8B|11B|
-----------------
| 1R| 4B| 7R|10B|
-----------------
| |
| 1STX12 |
-----------------
^
Dozen bet : 2-1
Bets on the dozen numbers above it.
31.59% chance of winning
---------
|1 tX 18|
\________
^
Low number bet : 1-1
Betting 1 to 18.
47.37% chance of winning
----------
|19 to 36|
_________/
^
High number bet : 1-1
Betting 19 to 36.
47.37% chance of winning
---------
| EXen |
_________
^
Even bet : 1-1
Betting on all even numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
--------
| OXd |
________
^
Odd bet : 1-1
Betting on all odd numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
---------
| RXD |
_________
^
Red bet : 1-1
Betting on all red numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
---------
| BlXck |
_________
^
Black bet : 1-1
Betting on all black numbers.
47.37% chance of winning
Roulette Wheel
00, 1, 13, 24, 3, 15, 34, 22, 5, 17, 32, 20, 7, 11, 30, 26, 9, 28, 0, 2, 14,
35, 23, 4, 16, 33, 21, 6, 18, 31, 19, 8, 12, 29, 25, 10, 27, 00.
NOTE : There's only one double 00.
My Tips and Hints
- Never ever bet on single number. A 2.63% chance of winning. But if you want
to gamble like this, then choose 7, 9, 18 or 28.
- The red/black bet has a 47.37% chance of winning. Meh. More like 50/50.
- I like to make multiple bets. Like this:
Bet on red, a dozen bet, 1 to 18, column bet, even, AND six-number bet.
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1.4 - Craps
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Here's the craps table drawn with uh... I tried my best. :(
Craps isn't as complicated as it seems. REMEMBER THAT!
#: = Dices
^
Number of the dice
-------------------------- ------------------------
| ONE ROLL BET |HARD|----------| COME |DON'T COME |
|-------------------|WAY | | 4 | | | BAR 6:6: |
| ANY SEVEN |BET |-|------|-|----------------------|
|-------------------| | | 5 | | 3 4 9 10 11 |
| HORN HIGH |----|-|------|-| 2 12 |
|6:5:|1:2:|6:6:|1:1:|2:2:| | 6 | | FIELD |
|---------|---------|----|-|------|-|----------------------|
|1:1 --------- 6:6:|3:3:| | 8 | |DON'T PASS BAR 6:6:|
|----|HORN BET|----|----|-|------|-|----------------------|
|1:2: --------- 6:5:|4:4:| | 9 | | PASS LINE |
|---------|---------|----|-|------|-|----------------------|
| ANY CRAPS |5:5:| | 10 | | NO CALL BETS |
------------------------------------------------------------
HOW TO PLAY
X = Bet
------
|HARD|
|WAY |
|BET |
| |
|----|
V VV V
|----|
|3X3:|
|----|
Hardway 6 (9-1)
If the player throws a double 3 before a 7 or any other combination making
up a 6, he wins
|----|
|4X4:|
|----|
Hardway 8 (9-1)
If the player throws a double 4 before a 7 or any other combination making
up an 8, he wins.
|----|
|2X2:|
|----|
Hardway 4 (7-1)
If the player throws a double 2 before a 7 or any other combination making up
a 4, he wins.
|----|
|5X5:|
------
Hardway 10 (7-1)
If the player throws a double 5 before a 7 or any other combination making up
a 10, he wins.
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| ONE ROLL BET |
|-------------------|
V V V
|-------------------|
| ANY X SEVEN |
|-------------------|
Any Seven (4-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a
7, he wins.
|-------------------|
| HORN HIGH |
|6X5:|1X2:|6X6:|1X1:|
|---------|---------|
Horn High Wager
Similar to horn bet, but the split is between five numbers. The player can
only wager an amount that is divisible by 5. One number is chosen from 2, 3,
11, or 12 to receive 2 units of the wager. If the next roll is one of the
other three numbers, the wager is only 1 unit.
My Translation : You bet $1,000 on 5:6: and get a 5:6:. You win 6,000.
You bet $1,000 on 5:6: and get a 1:1:. You win 3,000.
|---------|
|1:1X -----
|----|
Craps 2 (30-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a
2, he wins.
|---------|
-----X6:6:|
|----|
Craps 12 (30-1)
This is a one rolls bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a
12, he wins.
|----|
|1:2:X-----
|---------|
Craps 3 (15-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is a
3, he wins.
|----|
-----X6:5:|
|---------|
Eleven (15-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is an
11, he wins.
---------
|HORNX BET|
---------
Horn Wager
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next throw is 2,
3, 11, or 12, he wins. The wager is split among the four numbers, so the
amount must be divisible by 4.
POINT ODDS
2 or 12 30-1
3 or 11 15-1
|---------|---------|
| ANY X CRAPS |
---------------------
Any Craps (7-1)
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is 2,
3, or 12, he wins.
|----------|
| | 4 X | |
|-|------|-|
| | 5 X | |
|-|------|-|
| | 6 X | |
|-|------|-|
| | 8 X | |
|-|------|-|
| | 9 X | |
|-|------|-|
| | 10X | |
------------
Don't Come Bar (1-1)
Wager is made only after the pass line point has been established by the
come-out roll. A don't come wager wins or loses by the rules of a don't pass
line bet. If the next point after the don't come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or 10,
the chips are moved to the box of that number.
|----------|
| | 4 X |
|-|------|-|
| | 5 X |
|-|------|-|
| | 6 X |
|-|------|-|
| | 8 X |
|-|------|-|
| | 9 X |
|-|------|-|
| | 10 X |
------------
Lay Wager
Opposite of a buy wager. If a 7 is thrown before the point, he wins. The odds
are based on mathematical probability. However, he must give a 5% commission
on the winnings.
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 1-2
5 or 9 2-3
6 or 8 5-6
|----------|
| | X4 | |
|-|------|-|
| | X5 | |
|-|------|-|
| | X6 | |
|-|------|-|
| | X8 | |
|-|------|-|
| | X9 | |
|-|------|-|
| | X10 | |
------------
Come (1-1)
Wager can be made only after the pass line point has been established by the
come-out roll. A come wager wins or loses according the rules of a pass line
bet. If the point immediately after the come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, the
chips are moved to the box of that number.
|----------|
| X 4 | |
|-|------|-|
| X 5 | |
|-|------|-|
| X 6 | |
|-|------|-|
| X 8 | |
|-|------|-|
| X 9 | |
|-|------|-|
| X 10 | |
------------
Buy Wager
Can be made at any time. Even if the throw is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, the
player can make any number of bets. If he throws a 7 before the point, he
loses. The odds are based on mathematical probability. However, he must give
a 5% commission on the winnings.
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 2-1
5 or 9 3-2
6 or 8 6-5
------------
|DON'T COME |
| BAR 6:6: |
------------|
Don't Come Bar (1-1)
Wager is made only after the pass line point has been established by the
come-out roll. A don't come wager wins or loses by the rules of a don't pass
line bet. If the next point after the don't come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or
10, the chips are moved to the box of that number.
------------
| COME |
| |
|-----------
Come (1-1)
Wager can be made only after the pass line point has been established by the
come-out roll. A come wager wins or loses according to the rules of a pass
line bet. If the point immediately after the come bet is 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or
10, the chips are moved to the box of that number.
|----------------------|
| 3 4 9 10 11 |
| 2 12 |
| FIELD |
|----------------------|
Field Bet
This is a one roll bet which can be made at any time. If the next roll is
2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11, or 12, he wins.
POINT ODDS
2 2-1
12 3-1
Other 1-1
|----------------------|
|DON'T PASS BAR 6:6:|
|----------------------|
Don't Pass Bar (1-1)
Can only be placed before the come-out roll. If 7 or 11 is thrown, he loses.
If he throws a 2 or 3, he wins. 12 is a tie. The wager continues and if he
repeats the point, he loses. If a 7 is thrown before the point is made, he
wins.
|----------------------|
| PASS LINE |
|----------------------|
Pass Line (1-)
Can only bet placed before the come-out roll. If a 7 or 11 is thrown, he
wins. If a 2, 3 or 12 is thrown, he loses. Any other throw becomes the point.
The wager remains in place, and if the point is repeated, he wins. If a 7
is thrown before the point is made, he loses.
|----------------------|
| NO CALL BETS |
------------------------
Free Odds
Can only be placed after a player makes a pass, Don't pass, come or don't
come wager. Once the point has been established, the player may back up a
line bet with an additional wager. The odds are figured by mathematical
probability.
PASS & COME BET
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 2-1
5 or 9 3-2
6 or 8 6-5
DON'T PASS & DON'T COME
POINT ODDS
4 or 10 1-2
5 or 9 2-3
6 or 8 5-6
Odds of landing the right dices
2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10| 11| 12
-------------------------------------------
1-1|1-2|1-3|1-4|1-5|1-6|2-6|3-6|4-6|5-6|6-6
|2-1|2-2|2-3|2-4|2-5|3-5|4-5|5-5|6-5|
|3-1|3-2|3-3|3-4|4-4|5-4|6-4|
|4-1|4-2|4-3|5-3|6-3|
|5-1|5-2|6-2|
|6-1|
There are 36 combinations.
SINGLE BET
- One Desired Combination = 2.78% Win
- Field Bet = 44.44% Win
- Any Seven 4 to 1 = 16.67% Win
- Horn Bet = 16.67% Win
- One desired dice combination = 2.78% Win
- Any Craps 7 to 1 = 11.11% Win
My Tips and Hints
- Field bet is great.
- Hardaway bet ok.
- Any Seven 4 to 1 is good.
- Any Craps 7 to 1 is very good.
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1.5 - Poker
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HOW TO PLAY
Seven-card Stud Poker
Objective
Each player will be dealt seven cards total. He or she must make the best
five card hand from those seven to win the game.
Procedure
After anteing up, each player will receive two hole cards and one up card.
The player who has the best up card will begin the wagering. After the
wagering is complete, each player will receive and additional up card and
wagers are again placed. The player showing the best hand will begin the
wagering each round. This continues until all players have a total of four
cards up. At that point, each player will receive one additional hole card
and the final wagering will take place. After all wagering is done, each
player's hand will be disclosed. Any folded hands will not be shown. Using
five cards, the player who has the best hand wins.
Cards
One 52 card deck with no jokers is used. Aces are the highest card and
Deuces (2) are the lowest. All suits are equal in strength.
Wagering
Seven-Card Stud has five wagering intervals. At each interval all players
must either CALL, RAISE, FOLD, BET or CHECK. The wagering interval ends
when all players' wagers become equal, with the exception of any players who
may have folded.
Call
Match the wager of the player prior to you and remain in the game.
Raise
Raise the wager.
Fold
Drop out of the game. You will not play again until the hand is completed. If
you FOLD, you'll lose all chips that you have wagered.
Bet
If you are the first better, or if the player prior to you CHECKED, you can
bet the amount that you want within the table limit.
Check
Bet $0. This is possible only when you started the wagering or if the player
prior to you CHECKED.
Hand Ranks
Straight Flush
Five cards in sequence, all from the same suit.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||5 ||6 ||7 ||8 |
| || /\ /\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\/\ |
| /\/\ || \/ \/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/\/ |
| \/\/ || /\ || || /\ || |
| /\/\ || \/ || || \/ || |
| \/\/ || /\ /\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\ || /\/\/\/\ |
| || \/ \/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/ || \/\/\/\/ |
| 4|| 5|| 6|| 7|| 8|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Four of a Kind
Four of any one rank card plus any fifth card.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||4 ||4 |
| || || || |
| /\/\ || C C || S S || H H |
| \/\/ || || || |
| /\/\ || || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S S || H H |
| || || || |
| 4|| 4|| 4|| 4|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Full House
Any three of one kind and any pair of another kind.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||4 ||2 ||2 |
| || || || || /\ |
| /\/\ || C C || S S || C || \/ |
| \/\/ || || || || |
| /\/\ || || || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S S || C || /\ |
| || || || || \/ |
| 4|| 4|| 4|| 2|| 2|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Flush
Five cards of the same suit, but not in sequence.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||6 ||8 ||10 ||J |
| || C || || || CCCC |
| C C || C C || C C || CC CC || CCCCCC |
| || || C C || C || | | |
| || || C C || C || |
| C C || C C || C C || CC CC || \____/ |
| || C || || || |
| 4|| 6|| 8|| 10|| J|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Straight
Any five cards of two or more suits in sequence.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|7 ||8 ||9 ||10 ||J |
| /\/\/\ || HH || || || CCCC |
| \/\/\/ || H H || S S || CC CC || CCCCCC |
| /\ || || S S || C || | | |
| \/ || || S S || C || |
| /\/\/\ || H H || S S || CC CC || \____/ |
| \/\/\/ || HH || || || |
| 7|| 8|| 9|| 10|| J|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Three of a Kind
Any three cards of the same rank plus any two other cards.
/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||4 |
| || || |
| /\/\ || C C || S S |
| \/\/ || || |
| /\/\ || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S S |
| || || |
| 4|| 4|| 4|
\----------/\----------/\----------/
Two pairs
Two cards of one rank and two cards of another rank plus any fifth card.
/----------\/----------\/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 ||2 ||2 |
| || || || |
| /\/\ || C C || S || H |
| \/\/ || || || |
| /\/\ || || || |
| \/\/ || C C || S || H |
| || || || |
| 4|| 4|| 2|| 2|
\----------/\----------/\----------/\----------/
Pair
Two cards of the same rank.
/----------\/----------\
|4 ||4 |
| || |
| /\/\ || C C |
| \/\/ || |
| /\/\ || |
| \/\/ || C C |
| || |
| 4|| 4|
\----------/\----------/
No pair
Any five cards not meeting any of the above combinations.
/----------\
|H |
| |
| YOU |
| SUCK! |
| HAHA |
| |
| |
| H|
\----------/
My Tips and Hints
- By betting the maximum limit, you can scare your opponent into folding.
- Got nothing? SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR OPPONENT! BET ALL YOU HAVE AND
KEEP RAISING!!
- In Laurel Palace (No maximum limit), if you bet more than what the person
has, the person will tap out and you will see their cards and they cannot
bet anymore. It's not very good to do this.
- Folding is very useful if you don't have the desired cards.
- I never fold. I say till the end and scare the crap out of my opponent
because half the time I win because they fold!
- BEST GAME EVER! You can win a lot of money if you know when to hold them
and when to fold them.
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2.0 - Intro
=============
-A limo is being driven-
Woman : We'll be in Vegas soon. Slot Machines, Blackjack, Roulette, Craps or
Poker. Which one should I play first? There it is- I see the neon glow of
Vegas' lights now!
=============
3.0 - Story
=============
Insert your name. I prefer Mr. Ass. After you selected your name, you will be
in the Golden Palace Casino.
In a casino you can :
- Select game
- Black Jack - Simple kick ass game
- Slots - Simple game
- Roulette - Easy game
- Craps - Sort of complicated game
- Poker - MY FAVORITE
- Exit casino
- Select Casino
- Return to room
- Save game and quit
Go play something until you get to the point where you have $100,000 or over.
The word "Congratulations" will appear blinking on your screen and then a
woman will approach you and say...
Woman : Mr. Ass, I've got great news for you. Due to your great success, you
have been awarded high-roller status, and with it a complimentary room at the
Laurel Palace.
Partner : The Laurel Palace? We could never go there before. Good going
Mr. Ass!
Woman : Go pack your bags, our limo is waiting to take you to the Laurel
Palace.
Mr. Ass : Imagine that, me, a high-roller. I'll miss this old room, but not
too much. Well, I hope my limo is ready. Now it's off to the Laurel Palace.
Go gamble in this new casino with $1,000 minimum and no maximum betting!
Gamble till you win over $9,999,999.
When you reach your goal, the screen starts blinking, "Congratulations! Over
10 million dollars!
Partner : Congratulations! You now have over 10 million dollars! That's
quite a sum that you have won! You are a very lucky person indeed, but I am
sure it was not only your luck that let you succeed. It sure would be sweet
to win enough to start a new life.
-Really short credits roll-
-1 Year Later-
Some Guy : Well, would you look at that. It's a brand new casino. Hey! It
doesn't look too bad. Today's the day! Let's break the bank.
-View of a sign saying, "ASS'S HOTEL & CASINO"
THE END!!!!
NOW GO PLAY VEGAS STAKES FOR SUPER NINTENDO!!!
If you have played it then, PLAY AGAIN!!!
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4.0 - Casinos
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There are 4 casinos to go to. One has been removed for this Vegas Stakes
version.
The Hideaway - Less than $500
Golden Paradise - About $2000
The 2020 - $15,000
Laurel Palace - Over $100,000
Laurel Palace is locked for now. You have to have $100,000 or over to get it.
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4.1 - The Hideaway
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If you're here then congrats! You suck! Just get out of this dump as soon
as possible.
Min | Max
-----|-----
Blackjack | $1 | $50
Roulette | $1 | $50
Craps | $1 | $50
Poker | $1 | $10
Slots | $1, $5, $25
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4.2 - Golden Paradise
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The most average casino. ughhhh.... creepy music......
Min | Max
-----|-----
Blackjack | $50| $500
Roulette | $50| $500
Craps | $50| $500
Poker | $50| $300
Slots | $1, $5, $25, $50
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4.3 - The 2020
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Pretty good casino.
Min | Max
------|-----
Blackjack | $100| $1000
Roulette | $100| $1000
Craps | $100| $1000
Poker | $100| $1000
Slots | $25, $50, $100, $500
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4.4 - Laurel Palace
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BEST CASINO EVER!!!. SAVE YOUR GAME, BET ALL YOUR MONEY, LOSE, LOAD GAME,
BET ALL YOUR MONEY, WIN, SAVE, REPEAT!!!!! Easiest game ever... To unlock
Laurel Palace, you must have $100,000.
Min | Max
-------|-----
Blackjack | $1000| None
Roulette | $1000| None
Craps | $1000| None
Poker | $1000| None
Slots | $50, $100, $500, $1000
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5.0 - Events
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Events have both a positive and a negative.
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My Sick Girl
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-Mr. Ass, my little girl is very sick and needs an operation. ...but we're
too poor... I know we just met, but could you please lend me $100?
YES - Yes
NO - No
Selected Yes
-Thank you so much. I'll pay you back, I promise. Well, I've got to go and
tell her the good news.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Mr. Ass, you saved the life of my baby. Here's $200. That's double what you
lent me.
-You have won some money!
OR
-Mr. Ass, you should beware of con artists going around seeking money for a
medical emergency.
-I think we've been conned!
Selected No
-My poor little girl. Well, never mind, somebody here must have a kind heart.
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Down on my Luck
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-How's your luck been Mr. Ass? Mine's been awful. Mind if I hand out with you
awhile?
YES - Sure, why not
NO - Beat it you loser
Selected NO
-Well, that's ok. I think I'll just try someone else.
Selected YES
-Thank you. I hope I can pick up some pointers.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Well, I hope some of your luck rubbed off on me. See you later.
-You felt a bump when the loser walked past you. You checked your pocket...
It was empty!
-You have lost some money!
NOTE : You lose MILLIONS. (Happened in Laurel Palace)
OR
-Thank you. I hope I can pick up some pointers.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Well, I hope some of your luck rubbed off on me. See you later.
-You felt a bump when the loser walked past you. You checked your pocket...
everything was ok.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Mr. Ass. Your luck did rub off. I won $15,000 on the slot machine. Can't
forget my lucky charm. I want you to have this $10,000.
-You have won some money!
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Boxing Match
------------
-Hey, Mr. Ass. A boxing match is about to start, care to make a wager?
YES 1 - Yes
NO 1 - No
Selected NO 1
Ok. See you later then.
Selected YES 1
-The line on the match is even. Which boxer do you want?
YES 2 - Iron Isaac
NO 2 - Bruisn Bruce
Selected YES 2 OR NO 2
-How much do you want to bet?
-PLACE A BET (Min $10 Max $20,000)
-Ok. We can watch it on the TV over there.
-The winner is "this guy"
-You have won some money!
-Let's go back to the casino.
or
-How much do you want to bet?
-PLACE A BET (Min $10 Max $20,000)
-Ok. We can watch it on the TV over there.
-The winner is "this guy"
-You have lost some money!
-Let's go back to the casino.
NOTE : You can win or lose.
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To Purchase a Lottery Ticket
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-Mr. Ass, I'm down on my luck. Would you like to purchase my lottery ticket?
The payoff is $10,000. It cost $1,000, but I will sell it to you for $500?
YES -
NO - No
Selected NO
-Thanks a lot! I'm sure that ticket's a winner. Good luck!
Selected YES
-Thanks a lot. I'm going to turn this $500 into a million.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-The winning lottery number is... 98955.
-YOu checked your ticket number... 98956
-You have lost some money!
OR
-Thanks a lot. I'm going to turn this $500 into a million.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-The winning lottery number is... 98955.
-YOu checked your ticket number... 98955
-You have won some money!
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Stained Shirt
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-Mr. Ass, you have a spot on your shirt. Here, let me wipe it off of you.
NO 1 - Be careful, this person may be a pickpocket
YES 1 - No need to be cautious
Selected YES 1
-No problem. You see? All gone. Let me give you this lottery ticket. I found
it earlier, But I don't need it. You keep it.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-The wininng number is... 348.
-...what!? Mr. Ass, you have won!
-You have won some money!
Selected NO 1
-I'm so insulted that you think I might be a pickpocket.
NO 2 - Say no and apologize
YES 2 - Continue to be cautious
Selected NO 2
-You checked your pocket... ...everything was ok.
OR
-You checked your pocket... ...it was empty!
Selected YES 2
-You checked your pocket... ...everything was ok.
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Sprained Ankle
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-I'm such a klutz, I sprained my ankle! I hate to ask but Mr. Ass, Would you
please take me to the emergency room?
YES - Yes
NO - No
Selected YES
-Mr. Ass took that person to the emergency room.
-AFTER ONE GAME
-Mr. Ass, you are so kind. Accept this gift I won at the slot machine.
-You have won some money!
Selected NO
-I'm really in a lot of pain, but never mind, I'll find someone else.
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6.0 - Extras
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To unlock Laurel Palace, you need $100,000.
To lock Laurel Palace, have below $1,000.
Woman : Sorry Mr. Ass, but due to your lack of funds, your high-roller status
has been revoked. Please vacate your room and arrange for transportation.
Good-bye and good luck.
Partner : Easy come, easy go. While you pack, I'll call a cab.
Mr. Ass : Well, back at the old Golden Paradise again. But, I'll show them.
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7.0 - Credits
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Dedicated to DesertEagle415AE
Credits to...
CjayC for Gamefaqs.
HAL and Nintendo for this game.
Daniel K. for no reason.
And you people for the supporting my guide.
A guy says, "What did you get on your report card?" and then the guy holding
the report card looks at him and says, "Tu madre!"
-Life of HumanVegetable-
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