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---------------------------------[by Ice Queen Zero]---------------------------
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by Mystic
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INTRODUCTION
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Yet again, this is another one of those naughty games that is not for kids.
Unlike Melon Soda, at least I know what to expect from this game. Since mother
and aunt Pansela already FAQed this game about 20 years ago, they said I could
use their old FAQ and bring up to speed for the modern days.
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DISCLAIMER
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Custer's Revenge is a trademark of Mystique and all copyrights belong to them.
This FAQ/Walkthrough is the sole copyright of Andrea "Azul Fria" Castillo aka
Ice Queen Zero and cannot be put on other sites or posted without my given
permission nor can it be reproduced w/o proper consent.
For more guides by myself visit this link:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/recognition/74803.html
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STORY
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You play as General Custer who seems to be a horny little bastard. He spots a
Native American girl named Revenge tied to a pole butt-naked and jugs as big as
melons. He decides to strip down to his hat, tie, and boots. He is ready to get
his bump n' grind on but the other Native Americans will have none of that.
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CONTROLS
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Fire button: Bump n' Grind when in range.
Left/Right: to move left or right.
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GAMEPLAY
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- There are arrows raining down from the sky. Getting hit by an arrow costs you
a life.
- The goal is to walk across to Revenge and get busy.
- For the first 50 points, the arrows will rain down in threes, after you have
scored 50 points, the arrows fall down faster in singles and in random spots.
- Bear in mind that in difficulty B, cacti (shaped like green 4s) will randomly
appear and disappear in the same spots each time. You'll lose a life if you
touch one.
- Speaking of cacti, if you lose a life because of it, Custer only loses his
erection instead of hopping up and down out of his boots when shot with the
arrows.
- Once Revenge has been reach, rapidly press the Fire button to cling to her
and let go of her to score points.
- Each time you score 50 points, you start back on the left side of the screen
and earn an extra life. At this point, single arrows will come down faster.
- The game keeps going on until all lives are lost.
When Mystique went out of business, Playground bought the rights and renamed it
Westward Ho which is the same game except Revenge will have her arms out and
invite Custer to have sex with her.
Two known hacks for the game are Custer's Viagra and General Retreat. Custer's
Viagra changes the sprites and instead of the "pony ride", Cusster and Revenge
will be doing it "doggystyle". In Custer's Retreat, you play as Revenge and
have to avoid cannons to reach Custer and have sex with him. As before, every
50 points earns you an extra life and starts you over.
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CREDITS
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God almighty for he created everything you see before us.
Mystique and Playground whom created the game.
ASCII Generator (
http://www.network-science.de/ascii/) - for the cool ASCII
title effects.
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CONTACT ME
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azulfria[at]hotmail[dot]com
[at] = @ and [dot] = .
Don't want any email bots.
You can also find me at Zophar.net updating the emus on console so you can buzz
me there if you have an account.
http://www.zophar.net/forums/member.php?u=2683
Here is my Youtube account I share with my sisters.
http://www.youtube.com/user/PurrfectTrio
My facebook is
http://www.facebook.com/icequeenzero
Thank you for reading
-Ice Queen Zero
