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                              EMACS RANT
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As much as I like this piece of software it really shows it's age and
has some ugly warts. In this rant I'll go over some of them for my own
amusement.


1 text editing sucks
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 In vim you  have to switch between two different  modes to edit text
 which sucks. In emacs you have to memorize and perform in some cases
 really  ridiculous keychords  which also  sucks. Want  to store  the
 number 1337 in a named register called "a"? No problem: C-u 1337 C-x
 r n a.  Now increase  this  number by one: C-u 1 C-x r + a.  But why
 would you even do that?


2 strange terminology
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 This madness gets only mitigated by  the fact that you can run every
 Emacs function  by name via M-x  (in Emacs bizarro land  *M* denotes
 the *META* key which is in most cases the ALT key). But now you have
 to  remember a  myriad of  ancient and  counter intuitive  terms and
 function names.

 - Want to cut and paste a word? No, want to *kill* and *yank* it.
 - Want to swap two lines? No, you want to *transpose* them.
 - Want to refresh a buffer? No you want to *revert* it.
 - Want to increase the font size? No, you want to increase the *text
   scale*.


3 window management
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 And  don't get  me  started on  managing windows  in  Emacs. It's  a
 fucking nightmare. By default new windows  pop up left and right. It
 really drives me nuts that new windows don't automatically get focus
 (e.g. the buffer window, help window, shell output, etc.). If I want
 to close them  I have to "C-x o"  until I get to the  new window and
 than type "q" or "C-x 0" to get rid of it. Yes I could just use "C-x
 1" but this  potentially also makes other windows  disappear which I
 might still  need. My conclusion:  if you're working with  more than
 one  file buffer  just pop  out another  frame and  let your  window
 manager handle it.


4 tabs
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 So you want  to use tabs with  Emacs? Forget about it!  Tabs are not
 the Emacs  way. Emacs operates on  buffers so you are  better off to
 just improve the way you do  your buffer switching. I tried multiple
 packages for tabbing  but not one really does what  I want. Why does
 it seem to be impossible? Because  Emacs WORKS ON BUFFERS AND NOT ON
 TABS!!!111


5 about these buffers
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 Yes, there are  a thousand buffers which are open  in the background
 at any moment and you don't want a tab for every single one of them.
 When  I was  starting out  with Emacs  I routinely  went through  my
 buffer  list and  closed  the ones  I didn't  need  anymore. Then  5
 minutes later my  buffer list was cluttered again. In  such a moment
 you feel  like Sisyphus rolling  the boulder  up the hill  again and
 again and...  The point is with  Emacs you just have  to accept that
 these buffers are there so let them  be. Your leet gaming pc with 32
 gigs of ram will handle it just fine.


6 rmail
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 Email in Emacs is another beast  which really isn't worth the hassle
 if you don't  use email extensively. I once tried  it with rmail and
 it was  really my strangest  experience with Emacs cruft  yet. First
 off rmail can't do nothing on its own so you need a separate program
 to fetch your  mail. I chose getmail which you  have to configure to
 fetch  all  the mail  (including  attachments)  into a  single  file
 because rmail cannot read anything else. Having a few hundred emails
 in a file and open it with Emacs is no fun experience. It is so slow
 and laggy that it's on the brink of unusable.

 Then I learn with rmail you have a very different workflow from what
 you'd expect. Your main mailbox file is supposed to be empty all the
 time so  you constantly have to  either delete old mails  or archive
 them  into yet  another  rmail file  (which then  also  grows to  an
 unreasonable size)! Ok so how you delete mail in rmail? It's kind of
 like in dired.  You press "d" to  mark a file for  deletion and then
 "x" (which  stands for e[x]punge,  another great term for  the Emacs
 glossary)  to actually  delete them.  Or so  I thought  because this
 doesn't delete anything. Turns out you also have to save the mailbox
 file ("C-x C-s")  to make your changes  permanent! Fortunately there
 is convenient shortcut for the function rmail-expunge-and-save which
 is bound to "s". You see it's  not a trivial task to delete mails in
 rmail.

 I know there are other email  solutions for emacs like Gnus (which I
 wouldn't touch with a ten foot  pole because it's even more annoying
 to use) or mu4e (which I actually got work at some point) but here I
 lay  defeated.  This shit  just  isn't  for  me  so I'm  back  using
 Thunderbird for the two emails I write per month.

 /rant