Samsung Note 3 to 9

I bought a Samsung 3 in 2013, and used it relentlessly for the next
six years.  That's a long time, but thanks to the now-banished feature
of a replaceable battery, I was able to prolong its life by three
years longer than other phones simply by spending fourteen dollars on
a new battery when the original one began failing!  Finally this year,
the GPS started to fail and it seemed time to upgrade.  Here's what I
won, and here's what I lost by going to a new device:

Lost

* Goodbye, replaceable battery.  Hello, planned obsolescence and
 forced hardware upgrades, plus all the environmental impacts that
 ensue.

* The old address book was simple and excellent; the new one is less useful
 with a tiny "search" button  --  probably the first button you'll look for
 after starting it.  Also, the new address book keeps trying to engage me: "Do
 you want to merge entries?" No, fuck off: I have friends who share a land line
 and they're not dupes, so stop asking. "Do you want to share your address
 card?" No, fuck off, and stop asking me multiple times per day.

* The old Notes app  --  kind of a flagship app allowing you to use the stylus
 to take handwritten notes  --  was better in a way, with templates and some
 tricks that gave it more flexibility.  The new version is simpler and
 streamlined, but not as flashy.

* As a result of the big battery, this thing is much heavier than its
 predecessor, when we were still very concerned about weight.  Won * A really
 big battery: I can go all day and into the next day before charging. The
 audacity of walking around all day with no charging cable instantly improves my
 street cred.


* USB-C: No more fiddling to get the plug in 'right side up' and it charges
 very fast.  Much appreciated!

* The chip is much faster and more powerful and it's noticeable.

* As a result, now I can finally install Microsoft O365 and read work email!
 Wait, that might be a loss, now that I think about it.

* Much nicer camera, obviously.  In fact, the old Note 3 took great photos but
 the Note 9 takes even nicer ones.

* The new stylus is far smoother and more comfortable  --  very nice to write
 with.

About the same

* The Note 3 came installed with some non-deletable crapware: TripAdvisor, Peel
 Remote, some other shit I detested but was unable to delete. (For bonus
 points, TripAdvisor insisted on updating regularly).  Those apps are now gone,
 but Samsung has installed some other garbage.

* I've still got a headphones jack.  Suck it, iphone!  Actually, categorize
 this one as pure win.

* I've still got a micro-SIM card slot I can stick a 4TB chip into containing
 my entire music collection.  No streaming for me, no monthly music fee, and
 my entire collection belongs to me.  Streaming is for suckers.

Conclusion

Well, you win some and use some.  The irony is that the Note 3 is
still pretty serviceable, just not as a GPS, and so I still have it in
use.