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ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS |
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------------------------------------| Pun-Jab is Sikh, Sikh, Sikh! |-- |
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THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE) |
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A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization |
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MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, K.S.C. |
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Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold |
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HIGH PRIEST |
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THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS |
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[X] Official Business [ ] Surreptitious Business page 1 of __ pages |
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[ ] The Golden Apple Corps [X] House of Disciples of Discordia: The |
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Bureaucracy, Bureau of: _DOOM__ [ ] Council of Episkoposes; Office |
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of High Priesthood, Sect of the POEE [ ] Drawer "O" |
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Today's DATE: Day of the Carrot Yesterday's DATE: Yes |
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Originating CABAL: JOSHUA NORTON CABAL -- San_Francisco |
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To: REV. RAMPANT PANCREAS, tRRoCR(a)pttM; Colorado Encrustation |
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Brother Ram, |
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Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE, and your |
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inference to the effect that there is sexual symbolism here, have |
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brought me to some observations of my own. |
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ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And spelled inside out is |
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REIS, which is a unit of money, albeit Portugese-Brazilian and no |
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longer in use. From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped |
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Eros (god of erotic love) in the eyes of thse who read backwards; |
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which obviously made Eros sorE. Then She apparently embezzled the |
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Olympian Treasury and went to Brazil; whereupon She opened a chain of |
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whore houses (which certainly would get a rise from the male |
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population). I figure it to be this in particular because MADAM reads |
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the same forwards and backwards. And further, it is a term of great |
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respect, similar to SIRE. |
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And so thank you for your insight, it may well be the clue to the |
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mystery of just where Eris has been fucking around for 3125 years. |
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX! |
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[Signed: Mal-squared] |
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NOT FOR CIRCULATION |
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KALLISTI -- Hail Eris! -- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA |
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Safeguard this letter: it may be an IMPORTANT DOCUMENT! |
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Form No. O.D.D. IIb/ii.1-37D.VVM:3134 |
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