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GENERAL LICENSE |
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HOW TO START A POEE CABAL |
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WITHOUT MESSING AROUND WITH THE POLYFATHER |
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If you cannot find the Polyfather, or having found him, don't want |
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anything to do with him, you are still authorized to form your own |
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POEE CABAL and do Priestly Things, using the _Principia Discordia_ as |
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a guide. Your Official Rank will be POEE CHAPLIN for THE LEGION OF |
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DYNAMIC DISCORD, which is exactly the same as a POEE PRIEST except |
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that you don't have an Ordination Certificate. The words you are now |
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reading are your ordination. |
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HOW TO BECOME A POEE CHAPLIN |
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1. Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies. |
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2. Sign and nose-print each copy. |
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3. Send one to the President of the United States. |
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4. Send one to |
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The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding |
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1021 'D' Street, Sacramento, CA 94814 |
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5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. |
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Then consult your pineal gland. |
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[Illustration: a cow sitting |
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in a meat freezer, thinking, |
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"General License was Sgt. |
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Pepper's Commander"] |
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OLD POEE SLOGAN: |
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When in doubt, fuck it. |
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When not in doubt...get in doubt! |
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