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POEE | |
POEE (pronounced "POEE") is an acronym for THE PARATHEO- | |
ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC. The first part can be taken to | |
mean "equivalent deity, reversing beyond-mystique." We are not really | |
esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to us. | |
MY HIGH REVERENCE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, A.B., D.D., K.S.C., is | |
the High Priest of POEE, and POEE is grounded in his episkopotic | |
revelations of the Goddess. He is called the Omnibenevolent | |
Polyfather of Virginity in Gold. | |
The POEE HEAD TEMPLE is the Joshua Norton Cabal of the Discordian | |
Society, which is located in Mal-2's pineal gland and can be found by | |
temporally and spacially locating the rest of Mal-2. | |
POEE has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save Mal- | |
2's pineal gland, and has only one scruple -- which Mal-2 keeps on his | |
key chain. | |
POEE has not registered, incorporated, or otherwise chartered with | |
the State, and so the State does not recognize POEE or POEE | |
ordinations, which is only fair, because POEE does not recognize the | |
State. | |
POEE is five DEGREES: | |
There is the neophyte, or LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLE. | |
The LEGIONNAIRE DEACON, who is catching on. | |
The Ordained POEE PRIEST/PRIESTESS or a CHAPLIN. | |
The HIGH PRIEST, the Polyfather. | |
And POEE =POPES=. | |
POEE LEGIONNAIRE DISCIPLES are authorized to initiate others as | |
Discordian Society Legionnaires. PRIESTS appoint their own DEACONS. | |
The POLYFATHER ordains Priests. I don't know about the =POPES=. | |
[Illustration: a five-pointed "This book is a mirror. When a | |
star with a "5" in the center] monkey looks in, no apostle looks | |
out." -- Lichtenberg | |