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THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)
The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the
fifth year of the caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone,
while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for
they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks and
11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be
read by standing on his head and viewing it upside-down.
KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I -- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess.
There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is
The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved
home of a Golden Worm.
II -- A Discordian shall always use the Official Discordian
Document Numbering System.
III -- A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to
go off alone and partake joyously of a hot dog on a Friday; this
devotive ceremony to remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of
the day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism
(no meat of pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of beef), of
Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no hot dog
buns).
IV -- A Discordian shall partake of no hot dog buns, for such was
the solace of our goddess when she was confronted with The
Original Snub.
V -- A Discordian is prohibited of believing what he reads.
IT IS SO WRITTEN. SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA!
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.
[Illustration:
a burning scroll]
Test Question from Topanga Cabal
(The Twelve Famous Buddha Minds School):
If they are our brothers, how come we can't eat them?
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