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Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by _The | |
Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald-News-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch- | |
Post and San Francisco Discordian Society Cabal Bulletin and | |
Intergalactic Report and Pope Poop_ | |
GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? | |
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take | |
seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. | |
GP: Maybe you are just crazy. | |
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teachings as false because I am | |
crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true. | |
GP: Is Eris true? | |
M2: Everything is true. | |
GP: Even false things? | |
M2: Even false things are true. | |
GP: How can that be? | |
M2: I don't know, man, I didn't do it. | |
GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? | |
M2: There is a Zen story about a student who asked a Master to | |
explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was, "three | |
pounds of flax." | |
GP: Is that your answer to my question? | |
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to | |
your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX! | |
SuSpEnDeD AnNiHiLaTiOn | |