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Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by _The |
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Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Herald-News-Tribune-Journal-Dispatch- |
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Post and San Francisco Discordian Society Cabal Bulletin and |
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Intergalactic Report and Pope Poop_ |
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GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what? |
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MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take |
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seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant. |
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GP: Maybe you are just crazy. |
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M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teachings as false because I am |
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crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true. |
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GP: Is Eris true? |
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M2: Everything is true. |
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GP: Even false things? |
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M2: Even false things are true. |
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GP: How can that be? |
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M2: I don't know, man, I didn't do it. |
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GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? |
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M2: There is a Zen story about a student who asked a Master to |
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explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was, "three |
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pounds of flax." |
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GP: Is that your answer to my question? |
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M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to |
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your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX! |
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