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Notepad is a multifunctional text editor with many | |
input and editing capabilities, developed by Microsoft | |
corporation. | |
It combines the power and natural simplicity that is | |
characteristic of Microsoft's products. Notepad is also | |
ideal for preparing web pages - Microsoft Internet | |
Explorer uses Notepad to view page sources. And the | |
most fantastic news is that Microsoft allows you | |
to use Notepad absolutely for free! | |
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Currently, Notepad exists in versions for Microsoft Windows | |
operating systems. However, due to numerous user requests | |
from around the world, Microsoft corporation has begun | |
developing versions of Notepad for Unix, Macintosh, | |
and OS/2 systems! | |
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However, not everyone is happy with Notepad's triumphant | |
march across the planet. For example, Corel corporation, | |
which is trying to compete with Notepad by offering its | |
clunky WordPerfect program, recently filed a lawsuit | |
against Microsoft. Instead of honestly competing and | |
improving their product, they accused Notepad creators | |
of violating antitrust laws. They claim that Notepad | |
is so integrated into the Windows system that it cannot | |
be uninstalled without affecting the overall functionality | |
of the system. Additionally, the plaintiff demands the | |
removal of Notepad from the MS Windows package, | |
as it allegedly deprives users of the choice between | |
products from other companies. Of course, all of this | |
is blatant lies and slander! | |
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Shortly before the official release of Windows 98, | |
Microsoft corporation held a grand presentation of the | |
new version of Notepad. The innovations in Notepad 98 | |
are truly revolutionary: | |
- More convenient file handling | |
- The new default file is now called "Untitled" instead | |
of "Unnamed". | |
- Customizable font settings | |
- Finally! Now you can change the default font that | |
Notepad uses to display text. | |
- Improved help system | |
- Notepad's help system is now in the new popular HTML-Help | |
format. It has become even easier to answer the numerous | |
questions that users may have while working with Notepad. | |
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As mentioned before, Notepad is a very powerful editor | |
with many amazing features that are not found in | |
any other software from other companies! See for yourself: | |
- Can handle any file! | |
- The file size limit is 64(!) kilobytes(!!!). In modern | |
computer systems, files of larger size are almost | |
non-existent. | |
- Implements Cooperative Multitasking | |
- The number of simultaneously open files is 1 (one). | |
Do not get distracted by minor details to the detriment | |
of the main task! | |
- Super user-friendly interface | |
- No toolbars or "hotkeys" for common commands like | |
"File-Open" and "File-Save". The status bar - such luxury | |
is also not provided. Everything is for the user's benefit! | |
- Comfortable text editing | |
- Insert the current date with a single button click. | |
However, the less needed "Replace" function is not | |
included. | |
- Fast file opening | |
- Using the "Open" window, you can open a file for editing | |
in just 4 to 50 mouse clicks. There is no list of recently | |
opened files. | |
- Notepad - the perfect program! | |
- There is almost no possibility to customize the user | |
interface. | |
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Undoubtedly, the capabilities of Notepad have left | |
a special impression on you, and you are eager to have | |
it for yourself? No problem! Get it for your version | |
of Windows: | |
Version for Windows 3.x - 24 kb | |
Version for Windows 95 - 20 kb | |
Version for Windows 98 - 76 kb | |
Version for Windows NT 4 - 24 kb | |
Each set includes: the file notepad.exe and (a free bonus!) | |
a help file so you can start working with Notepad as soon | |
as possible. | |
Though, it's not clear why you would need to download | |
Notepad from here - it was included with Windows anyway. | |
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If you have any difficulties or questions about working | |
with Notepad, Microsoft corporation employees will be | |
happy to answer your questions by calling 1-800-NOTEPAD. | |
Here is a reminder of the technical support service plans: | |
- Standard plan | |
- $10 per call, up to 10 incidents per year. | |
- Medium plan | |
- $900 - annual subscription with up to 100 incidents | |
per year. | |
- Advanced plan | |
- $20,000 - annual subscription. Priority support, closed | |
documentation, special seminars. | |
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Remember the Microsoft technical support motto: | |
"Where do you want to go today?" | |
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Additionally, we recommend the following literature for you: | |
- Shitbrain A.R. Developing Web Pages in MS Notepad. | |
M., 1998. 593 pages, illustrations. $4 + shipping | |
- Softshuller M.S. Notepad for Dummies. | |
M., 1997. 386 pages, illustrations. $3 + shipping | |
- Tricker P.G. Resources of Notepad.exe. | |
M., 1998. 2 volumes, 1873 pages, illustrations. | |
$17 + shipping | |
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