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ERROR 444 - OFF LINE!!!! | |
This is the Final Page of the Internet! | |
Congratulations! The Internet has ended here at this place! | |
Everything here is an end point and a destination. You found | |
this place! Here is the end of all your philosophical, life, | |
religious and other searches in the Internet! There is simply | |
nothing further. Dead end! There will be no more new links, | |
backlinks, banners, broken links, spam, stupid pictures, | |
idiotic stories, pornography and the rest of the garbage by | |
civilization. This is the answer to all your questions. And | |
that answer is here in the end of internet! | |
Due to reaching the last page of the internet, try the | |
following actions: | |
1) Turn on the television and watch cartoons, an action | |
movie, a detective show, a TV series on DVD, or just catch | |
up on cable news; | |
2) Turn on the radio and listen to a somekind station; | |
3) Finally, finish reading that unread book! | |
4) Call your parents, relatives, friends, or colleagues; | |
5) Have a beer, coffee, vodka, tea, or whatever you prefer; | |
6) After reading this text, turn off your pc or smartphone | |
and go take care of your health! | |
7) Sequentially disconnect the power cords, modem, video | |
card cords, and printer cords from the computer system | |
unit, then throw the system unit and monitor out the | |
window. If you are using a smartphone, smash it. | |
It's distracting you too much!!! | |
Carefully analyze your life, as well as pay close attention | |
to the intriguing changes in nature happening outside the | |
window, determine the current season, and try to find | |
alternative forms of relaxation, engage in something more | |
useful than reading this text. | |
Roman, owner of the last page of internet |