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Activation Successful!!! |
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Congratulations! You've successfully activated your |
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hidden improvements! Your case is now officially |
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upgraded to "Ultimate Awesomeness" mode! |
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Next Steps: |
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To fully enjoy your new features, please take the |
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following steps: |
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1) Hold your credit card to the screen for biometric |
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verification. (You may need to tap it gently for it to |
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register! If it doesn't work, try giving the screen |
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a motivational pep talk.) |
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2) If you have a floppy disk drive, insert your credit |
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card into the disk slot. (Note: If your computer doesn't |
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have a floppy disk drive, you can always try the |
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microwave method for instant activation! Just kidding |
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- please don't put your credit card in the microwave!) |
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3) Wait for the confirmation beep! |
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If you don't hear the beep, that's totally normal; it just |
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means your case is too cool for sounds! |
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4) Now, please stand by as your case undergoes a brief |
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existential crisis while trying to figure out if it's |
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a case or a transformer. |
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Important Reminder: |
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Remember, with great power comes great responsibility! |
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Don't forget to check your inbox for our monthly "Where |
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Did Your Money Go?" report detailing all the fantastic |
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improvements and features you never knew existed! |
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Confirm payment |
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