You see there's eight gods, and eight secrets, and for each god there's a

You see there's eight gods, and eight secrets, and for each god there's a
secret. When you know all eight, you know the secret of the universe. The
eight gods are called, The Dimensional Transfunctioner, General Miaow,
Triangulon, The Holy Spoon, The Reality Fish, Thomas the walking head, A
Magical trumpet called Bill and the DXM angel