LOOK GUYS I MADE A FUCKING SCRIPT!!!!!

#!/bin/bash
achewood="/home/[user]/Scripts/Updates/achewood.upd"
echo Holla, boi! The date is:
date
links2 -dump achewood.com > $achewood
head $achewood

Yay for achewood readers!!!!!!

P.S. I am a n00b, and this <i>is</i> my script virginity - so be gentle.
Did you guys like the "date" part? Yeah, you fucking know you loved it.

I'll be back when I have learnt more than two basic commands.

Dear Thom,
       I am now an addict and my friends are saddened by my
new-found-friends BASH and Command Line Tutorials.
Cheers for showing me 0.9alpha

Love, Zach.