[ME]: Oh, good morning. You snuck right behind me.
[JONATHAN]: How much time have you got?
[ME]: [glances at cell phone] It's 5:45. I have about fifteen minutes.
[opens up medicine cabinet and takes out Q-tips and deodorant]
[JONATHAN]: [laughs] You trust that thing? What was it you told me back in
college? 'Never trust a machine.' Look what's happened to you.
[ME]: What? And you don't trust them? Come on! Look at the project.
We've re-integrated the AGC.
[JONATHAN]: [laughs] You trust that thing? What was it you told me back in
college? 'Never trust a machine.' Look what's happened to you.
[ME]: What? And you don't trust them? Come on! Look at the project.
We've re-integrated the AGC. Who was it that helped me do that?
Oh, that's right. It was you.
[JONATHAN]: That was different.
[ME]: Your cutesy smile will get you no where. And how was it
different?
[JONATHAN]: That was work. This isn't.
[ME]: My watch is in the bedroom.
[JONATHAN]: Also a machine. So tell me, what time was it when you looked at
the phone.
[ME]: 5:45. I told you.
[JONATHAN]: And now?
[ME]: [glances at phone] Fuck! That wasn't just fifteen minutes!
[JONATHAN]: Don't look at me.
[ME]: This is your fault.
[JONATHAN]: Time dilation.
[ME]: Bullshit dilation. It's my fucking brain.
[JONATHAN]: You want me to leave?
[ME]: Don't put me in that spot. You know I can't tell you to leave.
It's up to you. I'm late. I'm putting my headphones in.
