Pick-up Lines for Math Geeks and Nerds!
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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your
phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect
squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach
infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What?
You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Hey...nice asymptote.
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my
domain.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
Can i explore your mean value?
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and
multiply!
Our love is like dividing by zero... you cannot define it.
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
I've been secant you for a long time.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary
things are given a magnitude and a direction.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence
that does not converge.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be
doing me on the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is
always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2
so that slopes is actually increasing.
I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you.
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my
problems!
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do
you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to
simplest form?
"Hi, I hear you're good at algebra ... Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"
I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing
me on your desk.
Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometery
Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I
care about is yours.
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect
squares.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me
1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. i>3U
I'm not being obtuse, you are being acute girl
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a
series of simple periodic functions.
"Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?"
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my
natural log
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my
performance?
If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!
I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.
yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.
What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
Are you a 45 degree angle, Because your perfect.
Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your
curve...
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone
number?
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but
you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he
discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it
displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
You are one well-defined function.
Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi
Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart
Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and multiply!
Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be
injective.
Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for
sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the
rest of Russell’s life.
The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.
I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What?
You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things
are given a magnitude and a direction.
If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and
multiply!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
Baby, let me find your nth term
Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical?
If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.
I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and
again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going
to disprove your assumption.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it
Baby let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves
Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)
I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent
Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded
Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!
I'm relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.
B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth
T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.
At absolute zero, you would still move me.
Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then
reflection about the y-axis) -->9
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n.
On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi
I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned
I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...
Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long!
Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted
The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my
domain.
I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your
legs.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach
infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen."
I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer
to you.
You're as sweet at 3.14.
You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because
it's always increasing.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my
place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
I 1-sin(theta) you
The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.
My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always
increasing.
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won
I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
I think if you and i had Hex we'd be a perfect OA
I've been secant you for a long time
Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u
not only once, but twice
Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your
end-point..
Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola
Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary
things now have a magnitude and direction.
Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i
always feel positive!
We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate
You and i add up better than a riemann sum
"I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves."
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.
I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...
My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending.
Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.
Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.
Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic
relationship exists for all T = {0 ... infinity}
