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___ ___ "There have been many definitions of hell
/#=.`. .'.=#\ but for the English the best definition
\ \ `. .' / / is that it is the place where the Germans
-. >- .--.v.--. -< ,- are the police the Swedish are the comedians
--/#=/ Y \=#\-- the Italians are the defense force Frenchmen
/__ | | | _\ dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop
/###=|____|____|=###\ singers, the Spanish run the railways, the
|""' \ O | O / `""| Turks cook the food, the Irish are the
|_ /`--(_)--'\ _| waiters, the Greeks run the government, and
\##= \: / \ :/ =##/ the common language is Dutch."
`.#= `-' `-' =#.' - David Frost and Anthony Jay
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