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  ___         ___      "There  have been  many  definitions  of hell
 /#=.`.     .'.=#\      but  for the  English  the  best  definition
 \   \ `. .' /   /      is that  it is the  place where  the Germans
-. >- .--.v.--. -< ,-    are the police the Swedish are the comedians
--/#=/    Y    \=#\--    the Italians are the defense force Frenchmen
/__ |    |    |  _\     dig  the  roads, the  Belgians  are the  pop
/###=|____|____|=###\    singers, the  Spanish run  the railways, the
|""' \  O | O  / `""|    Turks  cook  the  food, the  Irish  are  the
|_   /`--(_)--'\   _|    waiters, the Greeks  run the government, and
\##= \:  / \  :/ =##/    the common language is Dutch."
`.#= `-'   `-' =#.'                    - David Frost and Anthony Jay
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